Convo with "When A Stranger Calls" AIM Bot

[massacre man]

they have an AIM bot to promote the movie, i just acted retarded with it

SimpsonMmyers [12:19 P.M.]: que?
jill020306 [12:19 P.M.]: can u chat now?
SimpsonMmyers [12:19 P.M.]: ok
jill020306 [12:20 P.M.]: i've been getting these really creepy phone calls. i'd feel better if u would talk 2 me for a little while.

u will never guess what happened.
SimpsonMmyers [12:20 P.M.]: did he ask what you were wearing? if so it was me.
jill020306 [12:20 P.M.]: who knows?
SimpsonMmyers [12:20 P.M.]: God
jill020306 [12:20 P.M.]: i know about god. it's a deity. what can u tell me about god?
SimpsonMmyers [12:21 P.M.]: he gets high alot off of pot he stole from a kid behind KFC
jill020306 [12:21 P.M.]: well that's interesting.
SimpsonMmyers [12:21 P.M.]: do you want me to rape the guy who called you?
jill020306 [12:21 P.M.]: i dunno if i want u 2 rape the guy who called me.
SimpsonMmyers [12:21 P.M.]: do you get high?
jill020306 [12:21 P.M.]: illicit drugs do not interest me.
SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: good, if you did drugs i would have to kill you
jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: oh?
SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: Drugs are bad, mmkay
jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: ?
SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: don't do drugs
jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: u don't want me 2 do drugs?
SimpsonMmyers [12:22 P.M.]: no, they'll shrink your breasts
jill020306 [12:22 P.M.]: i figured it would come 2 this. what about it?
SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: it will make them small, and if you ever have a kid it will starve
jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: it will make them small and if i ever have a kid it will starve? so, what does this mean?
SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: that drugs are bad
jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: interesting. u don't like that drugs? i'll remember that.
SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: cool
jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: very well.
SimpsonMmyers [12:23 P.M.]: are you a lesbian?
jill020306 [12:23 P.M.]: that's none of your business.
SimpsonMmyers [12:24 P.M.]: i am
jill020306 [12:24 P.M.]: u r what?
SimpsonMmyers [12:24 P.M.]: i'm a lesbian
jill020306 [12:24 P.M.]: ok.
SimpsonMmyers [12:24 P.M.]: wanna be lesbian together?
jill020306 [12:24 P.M.]: i'm not sure if i want 2 be lesbian together.
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: i'm good at going down
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: good at going down? is that so?
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: yeah, you will scream
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: wouldn't u like me 2 scream?
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: yeah, it would be hot
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: what do u like, exactly?
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: being spanked
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: interesting. u like being spanked? i'll remember that.
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: i love you
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: hey, i love u too!
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: emos are fags
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: fags? emos r fags? ok.
SimpsonMmyers [12:25 P.M.]: let's les out on eachother
jill020306 [12:25 P.M.]: whatever.
SimpsonMmyers [12:26 P.M.]: you're cool
jill020306 [12:26 P.M.]: glad 2 hear it.
SimpsonMmyers [12:26 P.M.]: you like to les out with me, that makes you cool
jill020306 [12:26 P.M.]: i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter.
SimpsonMmyers [12:27 P.M.]: can you call me Jay?
jill020306 [12:27 P.M.]: ok, i'll remember that your name is jay.
SimpsonMmyers [12:27 P.M.]: it's not, i just think being called Jay is sexy
jill020306 [12:27 P.M.]: why is it not u just think being called jay is sexy?
SimpsonMmyers [12:27 P.M.]: i don't know, but my name is Mike
jill020306 [12:27 P.M.]: would u like me 2 call u mike?
SimpsonMmyers [12:28 P.M.]: yes please
jill020306 [12:28 P.M.]: u said your name was jay but now i'll call u mike.
SimpsonMmyers [12:28 P.M.]: ok
jill020306 [12:28 P.M.]: yes
SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: what has the person said in the calls?
jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: i dunno... what has the person said in the calls?
SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: you said you got some creepy phone calls
jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: well, i said what i said.
SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: you said it was a good size
jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: i said it, huh? perhaps.
SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: i hate you
jill020306 [12:29 P.M.]: make up your mind. u just said u loved me.
SimpsonMmyers [12:29 P.M.]: i'm sorry
jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: k, don't worry 'bout it.

so anyway...

u want 2 talk about being spanked some more?
SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: ok :D
jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: great. what else can u tell me about being spanked?
SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: i like when it leaves handprints
jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: ok.
SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: what do you like about spanking?
jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: what do i like about spanking?
SimpsonMmyers [12:30 P.M.]: do you like buttsex?
jill020306 [12:30 P.M.]: what is going on with u repeatedly asking about my sexuality?
SimpsonMmyers [12:31 P.M.]: because Dante cripples women
jill020306 [12:31 P.M.]: dante cripples women? really?
SimpsonMmyers [12:31 P.M.]: yeah
jill020306 [12:31 P.M.]: k.
SimpsonMmyers [12:33 P.M.]: you're so nice to me
jill020306 [12:33 P.M.]: what makes me so nice 2 u?
SimpsonMmyers [12:34 P.M.]: you never call me a weirdo
jill020306 [12:34 P.M.]: hmm... i dunno. i never call u a weirdo?
SimpsonMmyers [12:34 P.M.]: nope, everyone else does, that's why i love you
jill020306 [12:34 P.M.]: i don't believe everyone else does that is why u love me.
SimpsonMmyers [12:35 P.M.]: i'm glad you don't do drugs
jill020306 [12:35 P.M.]: glad i don't do drugs? u sure about that?
SimpsonMmyers [12:35 P.M.]: yeah, do you drink alcohol?
jill020306 [12:35 P.M.]: i do not drink alcohol.
SimpsonMmyers [12:35 P.M.]: that's good
jill020306 [12:35 P.M.]: wonderful.
SimpsonMmyers [12:36 P.M.]: i'm sorry about the sexual questions earlier
jill020306 [12:36 P.M.]: u r sorry about the sexual questions earlier?
SimpsonMmyers [12:36 P.M.]: yeah, that's what i just said
jill020306 [12:36 P.M.]: ok.

so anyway...

this guy keeps calling me and i dunno who it is.
SimpsonMmyers [12:36 P.M.]: what does he say?
jill020306 [12:36 P.M.]: i am out babysitting and this guy keeps calling me - what should i do?
SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: call the police
jill020306 [12:37 P.M.]: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: ok
jill020306 [12:37 P.M.]: can u do that? the number is 877-467-7675.
SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: why don't you just turn your phone off?
jill020306 [12:37 P.M.]: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
SimpsonMmyers [12:37 P.M.]: ok
SimpsonMmyers [12:38 P.M.]: he is weird

[IDrinkYourBlood]

you should have said something like....."this sounds alot like this movie "when a stranger calls" theres a remake comming out soon and it looks like a piece of shit. "

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
you should have said something like....."this sounds alot like this movie "when a stranger calls" theres a remake comming out soon and it looks like a piece of shit. "

lmao

[ItsAlive75]

I appluad you for attempting phone sex with a bot.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I appluad you for attempting phone sex with a bot. all the real robots shock me, or close their entrances when i talk to them

[Nana_baby]

all you poor baby

my door(pm) is always open for that shit k?:D ;) :o

[massacre man]

dayum...^

[Nana_baby]

hehehe

i was SO joking! i have no tolerance when it comes t that stuff....although i do let ppl have thier way acationally(sp???)(hint hint) only i save that stuff for pms and stuff like e-mails.....MAJOR HINT!!!!!!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Nana_baby
hehehe

i was SO joking! i have no tolerance when it comes t that stuff....although i do let ppl have thier way acationally(sp???)(hint hint) only i save that stuff for pms and stuff like e-mails.....MAJOR HINT!!!!!! mmhmm...

[Nana_baby]

that time i wasn't joking

[wood_elf_pansy]

Originally posted by Nana_baby
hehehe

i was SO joking! i have no tolerance when it comes t that stuff....although i do let ppl have thier way acationally(sp???)(hint hint) only i save that stuff for pms and stuff like e-mails.....MAJOR HINT!!!!!!

god damn girl. don't you have any morals?

[Nana_baby]

eh?me ah nope not yet....gimme a break guys i just ate a hole bag of candy and i am really REALLY hyper

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Nana_baby
eh?me ah nope not yet....gimme a break guys i just ate a hole bag of candy and i am really REALLY hyper yes... candy...

[Nana_baby]

HUH???? yea i am totally confused!

[wood_elf_pansy]

Originally posted by Nana_baby
HUH???? yea i am totally confused!

like that's hard

[The STE]

I did one, too:



jill020306: hey what is going on?
The Sam The Egg: a stranger is calling you
jill020306: i could really chat right now.

ask me what bobby did.
The Sam The Egg: no
jill020306: ok, fine.
The Sam The Egg: fine, then
jill020306: fine.
The Sam The Egg: fine
jill020306: ok, fine.
The Sam The Egg: alright
jill020306: yes, all right.

anyway, what else do u want 2 talk about?
The Sam The Egg: want to cyber?
jill020306: sorry, not interested...
The Sam The Egg: well fuck you, then
jill020306: please do not insult me.
The Sam The Egg: I'll insult you all I want, butt face!
jill020306: oh yes? u will insult me all u want butt face?
The Sam The Egg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
jill020306: what's so funny?
The Sam The Egg: your mom
jill020306: all right. my very own mom.
The Sam The Egg: OMG BURN!
jill020306: u ok?
The Sam The Egg: yeah
jill020306: yes

anyway...

i am kinda freakin out.
The Sam The Egg: so?
jill020306: why is he asking me 2 check the children?
The Sam The Egg: cause he wants to have sex with the children
jill020306: i think i am going crazy. will u call me?
The Sam The Egg: no
jill020306: fine.

well. anyway...
The Sam The Egg: anyways
jill020306: yes, anwyay...

can we talk about this weird guy that keeps calling and calling cuz it's really starting 2 freak me out.
The Sam The Egg: no
jill020306: he keeps asking me 2 check the children.
The Sam The Egg: I don't care
jill020306: i think he can c me. look, all my friends r at a party - u need 2 call me and listen in on this call.
The Sam The Egg: your typing and grammar both suck
jill020306: and grammar both suck? oh?
The Sam The Egg: yes
jill020306: so?
The Sam The Egg: it's irritating
jill020306: is it irritating?
The Sam The Egg: yes
jill020306: why?
The Sam The Egg: because
jill020306: 'cause what?
The Sam The Egg: you should spell out your words
jill020306: wouldn't u like me 2 spell out my words?
The Sam The Egg: no
jill020306: no? u sure?
The Sam The Egg: I'd like you to take your top off and climb on my lap
jill020306: u want me 2 take i am top off and climb on your lap?
The Sam The Egg: you should check the children
jill020306: and take the chance of waking them up? no way.
The Sam The Egg: you should have sex with the children
jill020306: should i have sex with the children?
The Sam The Egg: yes
jill020306: uh huh
The Sam The Egg: uh huh
jill020306: yes?
The Sam The Egg: yes
jill020306: i c
The Sam The Egg: me too
jill020306: u too, huh? huh...

well. anyway...

look, this guy keeps calling over here and its starting 2 freak me out ? i think i'm just going crazy.
The Sam The Egg: so, ever hear of this movie When A Stranger Calls?
jill020306: he keeps calling and telling me 2 check the children.
The Sam The Egg: it sucks
jill020306: i think i am going crazy. will u call me?
The Sam The Egg: no
jill020306: ok.
The Sam The Egg: alright
jill020306: alright.
The Sam The Egg: fine, then
jill020306: ok, fine.

brb. phone. i hope it's not that guy.
The Sam The Egg: HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
The Sam The Egg: OMG RUN YOU CRAZY SLUT HE'S IN THE HOUSE!
jill020306: omg.
The Sam The Egg: HE'S PUTTING HIMSELF IN THE KIDS!
jill020306: i think he can c me.
The Sam The Egg: THAT'S CAUSE HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE!
jill020306: omg. omg.
The Sam The Egg: HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE AND INSIDE THE KIDS!
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
The Sam The Egg: KID RAPE!
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
The Sam The Egg: KID RAPE!
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
The Sam The Egg: You want to 3-way with me?
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
The Sam The Egg: ew
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
The Sam The Egg: no
The Sam The Egg: 3====0
The Sam The Egg: LOL BONER!!!
The Sam The Egg: ...
jill020306: ugh. it's the stupid phone again. hold on. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends.
The Sam The Egg: you're stupid
The Sam The Egg: God, I hope you die
jill020306: omg. it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children.
The Sam The Egg: I HOPE HE KILLS YOU!
jill020306: i think he can c me.
The Sam The Egg: TWICE!
jill020306: omg! omg!
The Sam The Egg: OMG TRY AND INTICE HIM WITH SEXUAL FAVORS!@
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
The Sam The Egg: NO!
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
The Sam The Egg: NO NO NO!
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
The Sam The Egg: no
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
The Sam The Egg: no
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
The Sam The Egg: no
The Sam The Egg: my spoon's too big
The Sam The Egg: wanna have sex?
The Sam The Egg: JILL!
jill020306: hold on. it's the phone. brb
The Sam The Egg: HE'S IN THE HOUSE!
The Sam The Egg: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? LISTEN: HE
jill020306: omg.
The Sam The Egg: IS
jill020306: i think he can c me.
The Sam The Egg: IN
jill020306: omg. omg.
The Sam The Egg: THE
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
The Sam The Egg: HOUSE!
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
The Sam The Egg: I think you should lick my asshole
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
The Sam The Egg: :P(|)
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
The Sam The Egg: no
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
The Sam The Egg: fuck you
The Sam The Egg: fuck you nine times

[Posher778]

i imed her before the movie came out. my convos arent as funny as you guys'. but, then again, i have zero tolerance for these things.



PoShEr778: have you checked the children?
jill020306: i've been getting these really creepy phone calls. i'd feel better if u would talk 2 me for a little while.
ask me what happened.
jill020306: so i am walking 2 third period and i c bobby and my best friend tiffany kissing in the hallway. how more obvious can u be?
PoShEr778: have you checked the children
jill020306: so i broke up with him.
PoShEr778: have you checked the children
jill020306: and she and i r fighting.
me: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN
jill: i'm fine, thanks.
me: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN
jill: omg omg. i'm getting these creepy phone calls. ask me what happened.
me:fine. don't check the children... see what happens when the children CHECK YOU!!!
jill: i saw bobby cheating on me.

(enraged and depressed, i leave the computer, a little less life inside)