need help on getting rid of pycho girl.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

ok so two days ago i was on myspace and this chick left me a messege saying "your a cutie, add me to msn" so yeah whatever I do so. and then shes like hey, can I phone you? and i thought "hey, sweet, phone sex." NOT THE CASE! she phones me and complains about being single and then asks me if i wanted to date her so we can cuddle and kiss and phone eachother everyday. WTF!!! She doesnt even know me....I DONT EVEN KNOW HER! and then she phones me again and right of the bat says "Did you miss me? I missed you!" and again WTF! and so she phones me yet again last night. First she starts off saying stuff about people I dont know and could care less about other peoples relationships. THEN she tells me she had this guy over at her house and goes into details about how she gave him head twice and then had sex with him. WTF. and then she askes me about my favorite sexual position and I say "doggie style" and then shes like "OMG ME TOO! k we are so hooking up. I just love getting pounded so hard that im about to cry." :eek: like seriously! WTF! and then she talk about us having babies n shit. and to top it off shes one of these bubble headed girls and got offended at a dead baby joke I told her. "whats the diffrence between a rock and a dead baby....you cant have sex with a rock!" after I said that she got all grossed out n shit. I mean right there TOTALLY not the girl for me. And she also got upset over my "I <3 Abortions" t-shirt, and she STILL wants to hang out tonight. and she also keeped saying "do you like me?" and I'd be like "ummm...i dont know?" then she replies "yes or no! well I think your hot! and I wanna get to know you better." I seriously wanna run to the hill if only there wernt mutant murderous people who lived in them...and if i had hills around were i live. So please help me get rid of her. whats you thoughts on the matter? did you ever have this problem and if so how did you get past it? I NEED HELP PEOPLE.....BADLY!!!

[ItsAlive75]

If your phone has caller ID, just stop answering. Delete her from your myspace and just stop talking to her.

Unless she's hot.

[slasherman]

dress up like this....


http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/slasherman1971/Sirstoney.jpg

[Soloman Kane]

Most phone services have a number block feature. I strongly suggest you use it. Msn also has a block feature. Get rid of the annoying idiot.

[psiren]

if she doesn't sense you're not very enthusiastic just tell her you're seeing someone else and she's definitely not your type anyhoo. be brutal, kinder in the long run.

[Haunted]

I could do a banishing spell for you.

Otherwise, tell her point blanck that she is being way to aggressive, you're not comfortable, and that you don't intend to speak to her anymore. Delete her from your files and call your phone company and have her number blocked.

Please tell me that she doesn't know you surname or your address? If that's the case, see my first suggestion.

She sounds pretty obsessive, so you need to sever ties before she comes any closer to you.

Good luck, my friend. Just remember you didn't cause her to latch onto you. That's her personal issues. Don't let ANY guilt keep you from cutting ties.

Keep us updated.

See, girls, we can be just as psychopathic (note I didn't say psychotic. I'm psychotic, and I won't even call my friends) as our male counterparts. Word to the wise.

[VampiricClown]

How about you just give me her number and myspace and I'll go out with her.:D :cool:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
How about you just give me her number and myspace and I'll go out with her.:D :cool: are you gonna pound her so hard that she's about to cry?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by massacre man
are you gonna pound her so hard that she's about to cry?

No, he's gonna give her head twice then have sex with her.

[Nana_baby]

:rolleyes: do all u guys think about is head sex or anything like that?:rolleyes:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
No, he's gonna give her head twice then have sex with her. OH! ok

i'd enjoy getting pounded more... :eek: you didn't hear me say that

[Nana_baby]

:eek: OMG ITS TRUE!!!!!!:eek:
All u guys think about is sex related shit!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Nana_baby
:rolleyes: do all u guys think about is head sex or anything like that?:rolleyes:

Nah, I'm not into skull fucking.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Nah, I'm not into skull fucking. and i'm not into getting pounded until i'm about to cry, honest, stop staring at me like that, what do you mean i'm walking weird?

[zwoti]

tell her you're not gay, but in her case you'll make an exception

[filmmaker2]

She sounds like a really farrrr-out, flipped-out, way out chick. Like wow man, like wowity wow.

Uh, RUN SCREAMING! She's whacko! Say, "What's that behind you" then when she turns around to look, YOU TAKE OFF.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by massacre man
are you gonna pound her so hard that she's about to cry?

If I get her number, I'll let you know;) :D :cool:

[The_Return]

And this is why you dont give your phone number to people on the internet, kids.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
If I get her number, I'll let you know;) :D :cool: http://college.library.wisc.edu/cmc/pages_media/hwreserve/opturapi.jpg

[massacre man]

Originally posted by The_Return
And this is why you dont give your phone number to people on the internet, kids. don't be what you aren't, a kid

[IDrinkYourBlood]

So she phoned me like 5 minutes after I posted this and she wanted me to go see her at work. SHE CALLS ME FROM HER WORK AND TELLS ME TO COME SEE HER! and of course I used the excuse that my car was broken. which is kinda true my battry was being charges at the time. but then I guess she phoned my place after I was off work but I had left and went out with a couple friends, and I went online on msn at my friends place and she went online too and said "wtf I thought your car didnt work" and I said "well the battery was being charged up" and then afterwords she didnt say anything to creepy just wanting to know how to do messaging through cell phone to msn or whatever and said nothing else. so im hoping she just gave up on me. i really really hope she just gave up on me. but Im gonna say that I have a gf now that i just got (well its semi true also, as we both know were dating i just have to ask her and make it offical) I'll keep you updated on further situations.

[psiren]

Originally posted by The_Return
And this is why you dont give your phone number to people on the internet, kids.

yeah, i gave mine to Soloman and our bills have been huge ever since- you have been warned!:p

[cheebacheeba]

THEN she tells me she had this guy over at her house and goes into details about how she gave him head twice and then had sex with him.
Well...that sounds tricky, but what I suggest is checking her out, taking her home (her place, not yours), and letting her suck your dick...twice, I mean, cmon...TWICE man?!? bitch is a freak, she'll probably do that then bend over and let you bust a nut up her ass.
I say go with it, then get the fuck out. Change your number, your messenger name or whatever, and tell all your friends about how you bagged the psycho whore from hell...that sucks dick...twice.

[Marroe]

damn right...ALWAYS fuck the bitch before getting rid of her. DERR

[thepsychicfetus]

girls are just crazy in general.



another thing, myspace is a breeding ground for crazy people that will stalk your ass until you give in and get an STD

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by The_Return
And this is why you dont give your phone number to people on the internet, kids.

But if they don't, how will I ever get a girlfriend!?:mad: :D

Have you got a bigger camera massacre man?;)

lmao!

[meetthecreeper]

Bang the hell out of her.

THen cut her up with a dull rusty spoon.

Show her who the real fukin psycho is.

My most memorable relationships have been with complete lunatics. It makes you a more interesting person.

And think of all the stories you have to tell.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
But if they don't, how will I ever get a girlfriend!?:mad: :D
i got something for that too, i'm your supply man

http://www.planetfortress.com/tf2models/previews/The%20Rock/dechrome4.jpg
http://pydracor.shitrockerz.de/Desert%20Eagle%20o.%20Blitz.jpg

take your pick, guns are on the house

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by massacre man
i got something for that too, i'm your supply man

http://www.planetfortress.com/tf2models/previews/The%20Rock/dechrome4.jpg
http://pydracor.shitrockerz.de/Desert%20Eagle%20o.%20Blitz.jpg

take your pick, guns are on the house

LMAO! I'll take the Desert Eagle. Now I just need to either pick out a girl I want, or rid the world of all other males.:D

[massacre man]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
rid the world of all other males.:D alright, hold on



http://s90936149.onlinehome.us/moo/images/shovel.png

if you shoot me i'm not giving you anymore supplies, and you don't have the combination to my supply closet

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by massacre man
alright, hold on



if you shoot me i'm not giving you anymore supplies, and you don't have the combination to my supply closet

True. Alright, You won't be shot.:D I do need supplies after all.:cool:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
True. Alright, You won't be shot.:D I do need supplies after all.:cool: oh, and some members here are vampires, like me

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by massacre man
oh, and some members here are vampires, like me

And me. Notice my user name. I also have a VampireFreaks page.:cool:

[Spallalala]

Ok..well your a bit silly for giving out your number. But oh well.

Ring your phone company and see what you can do about blocking numbers.. Or you might just have to change your number. Msn can block people...so you should be free soon.


And call the bitch a freak.. hahaha

[sabersword]

Dude, do the right and only thing. Tell her that your not interested. Do not, I mean, do not let your little head do the thinking for you! After all the bitching, screaming and accusations she will go away. Or kill you one.

[stubbornforgey]

Fuckin 'ell..!!
what did you want to do that for ..LOL..
give her your number..
Shit ..sounds like the sort of chick you'll find hanging outside your house one morning..
Give her the 'ahh shit..its you again..' what do you want..?? kinda attitude.
Yawn through her conversations..and let her hear you ..show boredom in your voice.
Cut her off when shes saying something..
Be right prick..
Next time she asks if you think shes hot..
tell her something like..'oh i seen hotter chicks in a morgue.'
but most of all...tell her about your regular
use of medication for a sexually transmitted disease.
Make out that you have 10 other chicks on
your mailing list who call you all the time ..then casually tell her that you have to go cos the next caller is due to phone soonish.
Even tell her about a date and hot sex your about to have after you hang up.
You'll see her interest in you will wane.

[Nana_baby]

you boys can be real assholes can't you!!!!!:eek: :(

[stubbornforgey]

Stubbornforgey :D

[Nana_baby]

i'll take that as a yea

[cheebacheeba]

Haha...leave it to YOU to speak in defence of the "psycho girl", eh?
Well, maybe you could tell us the "nice" way to handle the situation, from your...er...perspective?

[Spallalala]

If a bitch acts like that, she is asking to be fucked off.. Desperate bitch I say. Fuck her to hell.. ( not literally, god knows what she has ) :D

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Ladies and gentalmen I do believe its all over. Its been 6 days scince we talked on the phone. hurrah! I told her I got a girlfriend (which is true :D cuz i got one last night YEE YEE) but yeah when i told her i got one she sounded pretty upset, which was sooo awsome. And the last thing she said to me online was "hey, i just came to see if my boyfriend was online were going out this aft." and that was it. she was gone. hasnt been online scince or ANYTHING! it rocks pretty hard.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Ladies and gentalmen I do believe its all over. Its been 6 days scince we talked on the phone. hurrah! I told her I got a girlfriend (which is true :D cuz i got one last night YEE YEE) but yeah when i told her i got one she sounded pretty upset, which was sooo awsome. And the last thing she said to me online was "hey, i just came to see if my boyfriend was online were going out this aft." and that was it. she was gone. hasnt been online scince or ANYTHING! it rocks pretty hard.

So she already got another boyfriend?......damn.....:(

[psiren]

congrats! i was stalked around various sites by a Canadian who kept telling everyone publicly that i was his and had agreed to marry him,he had a huge catalogue of mental problems and even though he knew about my fella he kept on, he would send me abuse and sick requests if i was out of touch for a day or so, accusing me of ''cheating on him''eventually Soloman got him on MSN and told him enough was enough, amazingly he left me alone after that...:D