Little Brats

[SKOOFx]

i was over @ IMDB, and i noticed that there are hundreds of posts claiming

"hostel was the grosest movie ive ever seen"

In all seriousness, i hate the little brats that go to see this movie, thinking that Saw opened up the floodgates for "graphic horror with torture scenes".

Its an insult to any and all of the classics that came before. But because its mainstream, these people make a big deal out of it, because it was between going to see dick and jane or hostel on friday night.

Also, whats with all the religious freaks on the message boards? IMDB was swamped with freaks posting "A msg from god".


BLAHHH

[hammerfan]

They're out to get you, Skoof!

[Zero]

Yeah - well god told me to tell you to shut up and leave all his followers alone or he's gonna kick you in the 'nards!


LOL

is hostel any good? (i was going to see it last night but my date insisted on something more "wholesome" - we saw Narnia, which was like a big made for tv movie and only made me think "hmm, i'd like to see LOTR again on the big screen). oh well.

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by Zero
Yeah - well god told me to tell you to shut up and leave all his followers alone or he's gonna kick you in the 'nards!


LOL

is hostel any good? (i was going to see it last night but my date insisted on something more "wholesome" - we saw Narnia, which was like a big made for tv movie and only made me think "hmm, i'd like to see LOTR again on the big screen). oh well.

Hey, I saw Narnia last night, too! And had the same thought! Oooo, spooky!

[filmmaker2]

hammerfan, taylorsmommy, hammerfan, taylorsmommy...hammerfan...

Say...why did you use the name hammerfan? What means hammerfan

?

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
hammerfan, taylorsmommy, hammerfan, taylorsmommy...hammerfan...

Say...why did you use the name hammerfan? What means hammerfan

?

I love the old Hammer Studios movies with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Say...why did you use the name hammerfan? What means hammerfan

? Tsk Tsk...Shame on you for not knowing...You deserve a spanking:D

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Tsk Tsk...Shame on you for not knowing...You deserve a spanking:D

Ooo, ooo, let me, let me, please Rayne?

[filmmaker2]

ohhhhhhhhhh...hammerfilm...I see...I think I see.....


(claims to understand but is actually confused)


What is hammerfilm? Is people, studio, what?

They make films about giant hammers

?

these sounds like terribles movies

[hammerfan]

Now I think you're pulling my leg!

[filmmaker2]

Well, NOW I am joking, yeah...but hammerfan was so obvious, I guess I missed it.

I mean, it might have been "MC Hammer Fan" or something like that, I dunno...MC Hammer still has a strong following, you know...

Remember that cartoon show he had, it had that theme song he rapped, it was like, "He was given some magical SHOES! By a hip-hop Motown DUDE!" etc.

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Well, NOW I am joking, yeah...but hammerfan was so obvious, I guess I missed it.

I mean, it might have been "MC Hammer Fan" or something like that, I dunno...MC Hammer still has a strong following, you know...

Remember that cartoon show he had, it had that theme song he rapped, it was like, "He was given some magical SHOES! By a hip-hop Motown DUDE!" etc.

Uh, no, can't say I remember that. Sounds pretty bad.

[filmmaker2]

Well, it was kind of scary. "Hammer Man," the show was called.

But seriously, yes, no, back when I was a little puppy dog, they would run "Horror of Dracula" on Halloween (I know I've told this a million times, but I have to keep telling it) and the first time I saw it it just scared me so good. The colors were just burning off the screen. Christopher Lee's Dracula, the vampire fangs, the dripping blood, the vampire girls, oh, that movie had everything. For a long time, that movie WAS Halloween to me. In fact...(eyeing the video shelf)...um, excuse me.

[hammerfan]

Yep, I know of what you speak. The first one for me was Taste the Blood of Dracula. Loved it then and still love it. In fact, hmm, when I get home from work......

[filmmaker2]

Oh yeah, that's the one where he has the list of people he wants to kill, and after each victim is dispatched he says "THE FIRST," or, "THE SECOND," or, "THE THIRD," in that deep voice of his. OMG, that's good stuff.

[VampiricClown]

Saw was the begining of the torture movies? What about Hellraiser or even House Of 1000 corpses????

I have yet to see Saw or Hostel(Not quite old enough to get in the theater. At least I can in a couple months).

Is the first Saw even as gory as it's cracked up to be? From what I've heard, Candyman is worse.

[mothermold]

Originally posted by SKOOFx

Also, whats with all the religious freaks on the message boards? IMDB was swamped with freaks posting "A msg from god".


BLAHHH

the holy rollers are pissed because the trailors for hostel and wolf creek ran on christmas eve and opened on christmas day.

that and they gotta lot of free time on their hands.

[Zero]

Originally posted by hammerfan
Hey, I saw Narnia last night, too! And had the same thought! Oooo, spooky!

great minds think alike HF!!


:D

[The_Return]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Saw was the begining of the torture movies? What about Hellraiser or even House Of 1000 corpses????



Far from it! He was making fu of teenieboppers who thought it was:p