Haunted
12-29-2005, 12:43 PM
Yes I did. I don't know why I'm making a thread about this, but I just thought you might get a kick out of knowing that I am not actually perfect:D .
I slipped on the top step of 15 steps. Fell on my ass and started to slide down. Tried to catch myself on the railing. Ended up losing my grip due to my body's momentum downward. THAT was caused by my boobs, I'm sure of it. Bruised the shit out of my arms as well a ripped off some skin. Bounced down the stairs, every stair, on my ass. Didn't stop until I hit the floor at the bottom.
I pulled a muscle in my shoulder, thigh, and my butt hurts a lot.
Thank the Goddess I didn't die. I mean, it's hard to get killed sliding on my butt, but I could have slipped face first and broken my neck. (Uh-huh it's true. I saw it on Deadly Friend and Death Becomes Her).
If you're wondering why I posted this, just laugh at my bad luck and the fact that it wasn't you and move on to the next thread.
I slipped on the top step of 15 steps. Fell on my ass and started to slide down. Tried to catch myself on the railing. Ended up losing my grip due to my body's momentum downward. THAT was caused by my boobs, I'm sure of it. Bruised the shit out of my arms as well a ripped off some skin. Bounced down the stairs, every stair, on my ass. Didn't stop until I hit the floor at the bottom.
I pulled a muscle in my shoulder, thigh, and my butt hurts a lot.
Thank the Goddess I didn't die. I mean, it's hard to get killed sliding on my butt, but I could have slipped face first and broken my neck. (Uh-huh it's true. I saw it on Deadly Friend and Death Becomes Her).
If you're wondering why I posted this, just laugh at my bad luck and the fact that it wasn't you and move on to the next thread.