View Full Version : What 2006 movie are you LEAST looking forward to?
The STE
12-20-2005, 11:44 PM
Personally, I'm dreading the Benchwarmers. The guy who directed Problem Child and some of the Adam Sandler movies directing, and John Heder, Rob Schneider, and David Spade starring...Is it possible for those three to be in the same room without the world imploding?
bwind22
12-21-2005, 12:37 AM
Grudge 2 will probably suck some pretty major ass.
The_Return
12-21-2005, 03:55 PM
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
First off - Not my kind of movie to begin with. Not a fan of "epic" style, medievil flicks.
Second - It's going to be incredibly long. Rumor is it will be relesed in 2 parts, each over 3 hours.
Third - It's another Uwe Boll, video-game based movie. God help us.
Haunted
12-21-2005, 04:27 PM
Anything that's going to star:
Lindsay Loham
Kirsten Dunst
Tom Cruise
Orlando Bloom
Brad Pitt (never liked that fucker and I really don't like him now)
Jolie (Her movies are always hit or miss, but she's a piece of shit with a martyr complex)
Types:
Italian/Mobster movies... Enough in the eighties, too much in the ninties, now... it's not a big deal anymore. It's not interesting anymore!
I'm with Return... Please no more of these epic films! I'm so sick of them. Look, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring: New Years day and there's nothing to do except smoke pot. Then, my friends were like let's go see this movie, and I was like eh? The second one, I was made to watch practically at gun point. So what the hell go see the last one free. (Please, please, don't let Vigo Mortensen ever sing again!) Also, see Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom.
WWII movies: If I want to watch that type of film, I can turn to the History Channel at any time. I mean, "Go good guys!," but there is a dark dark stain that war left on the history of humanity both in Europe and Asia.
I won't say movies based on video games, because I can't WAIT to see Silent Hill. I'm going to try to see it with my brother.
That's pretty much it. Sometimes I'm game for just about anything.
Will try to catch every horror film. I might actually end up scandalizing my town:D . (Nosey Southern Baptists)
ItsAlive75
12-21-2005, 05:04 PM
The Pink Panther
Apocalypto
The Da Vinci Code
Ice Age 2
Over the Hedge
Cars
Tristan and Isolde
Big Momma's House 2
probably more to come later
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-21-2005, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Anything that's going to star:
Lindsay Loham
Kirsten Dunst
Tom Cruise
Orlando Bloom
Brad Pitt (never liked that fucker and I really don't like him now)
Jolie (Her movies are always hit or miss, but she's a piece of shit with a martyr complex)
Types:
Italian/Mobster movies... Enough in the eighties, too much in the ninties, now... it's not a big deal anymore. It's not interesting anymore!
I'm with Return... Please no more of these epic films! I'm so sick of them. Look, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring: New Years day and there's nothing to do except smoke pot. Then, my friends were like let's go see this movie, and I was like eh? The second one, I was made to watch practically at gun point. So what the hell go see the last one free. (Please, please, don't let Vigo Mortensen ever sing again!) Also, see Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom.
WWII movies: If I want to watch that type of film, I can turn to the History Channel at any time. I mean, "Go good guys!," but there is a dark dark stain that war left on the history of humanity both in Europe and Asia.
I won't say movies based on video games, because I can't WAIT to see Silent Hill. I'm going to try to see it with my brother.
I agree with you on everything and everyone except Brad Pitt. How can you not like Brad Pitt? lol. What did he do to make you lately to make you really not like him?
The_Return
12-21-2005, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
The Pink Panther
OOOOOOooooOOOooooOOO
Very nice choice. If there was ever a movie destined to suck, that's it. Steve "Tries-way-to-dam-hard-to-be-funny" Martin replacing Peter "Comic-genius" Sellers? I refuse to EVER see that abomination...may even boycott at the theatre, like circus protest people:p
MichaelMyers
12-21-2005, 05:53 PM
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
RavageRitual
12-21-2005, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
I f'n hate johnny depp! I think its because my gf is in love w/ him. So yea im not looking forward to this either. Because that means were gonna have to go to the theatre, and listen to her cream over him for however long it is. fun. :rolleyes:
stubbornforgey
12-21-2005, 06:00 PM
big mommas house 2..
puhlease..prt 1 sucked toes!!
pirates of the carribean..they should leave it alone..
brad pitt sux ..no matter what he acts in.
Jolie..cant stand her either.
and plz..no more adam sandler.
ItsAlive75
12-21-2005, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
and plz..no more adam sandler.
OK... how bout this. Adam Sandler falls in love with this girl, but it turns out she really... a golden retriever... or something.
http://sweb.uky.edu/~aecops0/images/awesomo.jpg
stubbornforgey
12-21-2005, 06:38 PM
NO
no more adam sandler movies.. :mad:
Elvis_Christ
12-21-2005, 07:11 PM
Anything to do with Ron Howard, Speilberg and his child molesting buddies Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise.
Haunted
12-22-2005, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I agree with you on everything and everyone except Brad Pitt. How can you not like Brad Pitt? lol. What did he do to make you lately to make you really not like him?
I've never liked Brad Pit. The fact that he's a two timing, cheating piece of shit makes it worse.
My mom takes People.... *sounds of a broom getting started... then WOOSH*
Elvis_Christ
12-22-2005, 05:01 AM
He's just a pretty deadpan actor.... fuck all presnece wise when you look at his parts.
Fight Club proved he's the jock alter ego that shouldn't be in your head.
AUSTIN316426808
12-22-2005, 05:30 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Brad Pitt (never liked that fucker and I really don't like him now)
Jolie (Her movies are always hit or miss, but she's a piece of shit with a martyr complex)
I never get why people worry about the personal stuff, if you don't like a particular actor's films I completely get that but as far as the other stuff, you don't have to be friends with 'em just watch the movie. I guess some people just have to stick firmly to their morales no matter how far the situation is away from them.
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I never get why people worry about the personal stuff, if you don't like a particular actor's films I completely get that but as far as the other stuff, you don't have to be friends with 'em just watch the movie. I guess some people just have to stick firmly to their morales no matter how far the situation is away from them.
Agreed.....good to see ya BTW.....you've been AWOL for a while.
Elvis_Christ
12-22-2005, 05:47 AM
He's just a dull actor no personal stuff involved.
The STE
12-22-2005, 07:31 AM
*shrug* I like Brad Pitt
ItsAlive75
12-22-2005, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by The STE
*shrug* I like Brad Pitt
I always thought he picked pretty good roles (for the most part).
Plus he was on Jackass so that makes him cool.
Despare
12-22-2005, 09:33 AM
Far Cry because I dug the game and Uwe Boll will kill it, and probably Curious George because we didn't need a movie of those great little books.
The STE
12-22-2005, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I always thought he picked pretty good roles (for the most part).
Plus he was on Jackass so that makes him cool.
Well, he was in Se7en, so he could do nothing but shite movies forever and I'd still like him.
Yellow Jacket
12-22-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by bwind22
Grudge 2 will probably suck some pretty major ass.
I agree with you on this one! The Grudge itself sucked major donkeydick (the worst kind) and I expect the same from this one!
Also, House of the Dead 2! Whoever greenlighted this movie deserves to have his/her skin peeled off and then sent to museums around the world (a body part for each museum).
1beastieibe
12-22-2005, 02:04 PM
The Break UP with Aniston and Vaughn
Haunted
12-22-2005, 03:44 PM
I've never liked Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie (mainly because of that car movie with Nicholos Cage). This personal shit, well, I'm entitled to have my feathers ruffled if two people I sort of "know" were doing shitty things to someone else I sort of "know."
she_died
12-22-2005, 03:54 PM
i hate celebrity gossip, it's so wretched and useless...
i'm not looking forward to the pink panther, steve martin putting on a terrible french accent, making a royally unfunny ass of himself....eeeeeugh
scouse mac
12-22-2005, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by she_died
i'm not looking forward to the pink panther, steve martin putting on a terrible french accent, making a royally unfunny ass of himself....eeeeeugh
Agreed. Dont know why they are doing this film because they had already re-made the Pink Panther not too long ago which was diabolically unfunny.
VampiricClown
12-22-2005, 04:34 PM
I'm not looking forward to anymore remakes coming out next year.
she_died
12-22-2005, 05:21 PM
hear hear!
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-22-2005, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
I've never liked Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie (mainly because of that car movie with Nicholos Cage). This personal shit, well, I'm entitled to have my feathers ruffled if two people I sort of "know" were doing shitty things to someone else I sort of "know."
Yeah, that movie was so horrible so I understand. ;)
Elvis_Christ
12-22-2005, 08:12 PM
That movie sure was a mouthfull of scrotal skin.
scottingraham
12-23-2005, 02:13 PM
grudge 2 as if the 1st wasnt dull enough they grace us with a 2nd.