Dont Fall Down Icy Hills Whilst Drunk

[ItsAlive75]

Yeah, so last night I was drunk and fell down a hill, landed on my ass and now me thinks I broke my tailbone. I'd go to the hospital, but there's no way to splint or stabilize a tailbone.... so I just have to lay around and take it easy until it heals. Damn.

Leads me to my question... what's the dumbest thing you've done when you were "inebriated"?

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Yeah, so last night I was drunk and fell down a hill, landed on my ass and now me thinks I broke my tailbone. I'd go to the hospital, but there's no way to splint or stabilize a tailbone.... so I just have to lay around and take it easy until it heals. Damn.


I hate to tell you this, but I cracked my tailbone at a skatepark 3 years ago. And it never healed. It still hurts. Oh! And sitting down makes it hurt worse. The best thing to do is keep moving. And yeah, the hospital is a waste of money.:(

[stubbornforgey]

not fall down an icy hill and breaking my tailbone..thats for sure..!!LMFAO..

I have done many stupid things but they
don't count cos em never drunk ..cos i don't drink..

oh ..almost forgot..
hope ure ok ..sincerely. :)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I hate to tell you this, but I cracked my tailbone at a skatepark 3 years ago. And it never healed. It still hurts. Oh! And sitting down makes it hurt worse. The best thing to do is keep moving. And yeah, the hospital is a waste of money.:(

Oh noooo.....

[stubbornforgey]

I mean ..honestly..OUCH!.Do
They have them ice packs or something you can sit on...

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
I mean ..honestly..OUCH!.Do
They have them ice packs or something you can sit on...

I wanted to sit on those little inner tubes pregnant women sit on... but, y'know.

[stubbornforgey]

hahahahahahahaha!!
they are for hemroids..

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
hahahahahahahaha!!
they are for hemroids..

Either way, I want one. If my buddies come over and see my perched on one of those damn things... man, I'd be even cooler than I am now.

[she_died]

I skinny dipped in my city hall's fountain at 2am and then pissed on their door handles. Thankfully there were no cops around, that could have been a bad buzz.

i also wiped out on a patch of ice yesterday, but without the excuse of inebriation. also suffering residual tail pain

[stubbornforgey]

I think the dumbest thing i ever did was
making bolt bombs and chucking them off
the roof of our house.
I was aiming for the little boxy thingy that sits way up top of the powerlines..
I eyed up my target..took aim and threw ..
next thing ..buzz.bizz..pop..bang ..fiiiizst!!
blacked out the whole neighbourhood..n when i tried to make my escape..i slipped off the roof..breaking my collarbone.
My brothers took me to hospital..pampered me ...then when i was better..got a huge kick up the ass n had to get a job to help pay the 3000$ bill to the power company.
:rolleyes:

[pinkfloyd45769]

I made a snow angel, nude!!! Too much Jack!!! :D

[stubbornforgey]

LOL...
you made a nekkie snow angel!!!
hahahahahahaha SACRILEGE ..
I hope you sed 10 hail mary's and carried the rosary around for a month..
SINNER...SINNER I SAY !!
repent..repent you devils child :D

[shiftyc2]

lol..

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
LOL...
you made a nekkie snow angel!!!
hahahahahahaha SACRILEGE ..
I hope you sed 10 hail mary's and carried the rosary around for a month..
SINNER...SINNER I SAY !!
repent..repent you devils child :D

It's not that bad of a thing.:rolleyes: :D :cool:

[Haunted]

IA, want me to engage in a little healing magick?

The stupidest thing I've done while drunk has involved me giving head to couple of guys that I shouldn't have.

I have to add that while stoned, I've gotten myself into really bad situations to which there was no way out. I can't talk about it. However I will say this, it's so bizarre, I'd rather be stoned than drunk. I think that makes me purely and completely stupid; like not believing that "Cow horns hook."

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Haunted
IA, want me to engage in a little healing magick?

What'd ya have in mind?

[Marroe]

I fractured my tail bone when I was 15, STILL hurts....and yeah, like VC said, don't sit down for long periods of time. After it happened I used to cry in class at school from all the sitting.

Oh...I've never done anything stupid when I was drunk:)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Marroe

I've never done anything stupid when I was drunk:)

That's my story too.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Me and a couple friends broke into St. Augustine(rival school) and spray painted JC all over the locker room.

One time me and the same friends were walking around the French Quarter after the Sugar Bowl daring each other to do random dumb stuff and they told me to run across the street while a bunch of trucks were coming. The trucks were about a quarter block away going 40, I got half way across and slipped but it rained earlier that day and got really cold that night so there was ice on the ground so I slid the rest of the way. If I would've had a shirt on and/or there was no ice I would've gotten hit...very hard.

[Lorre]

I was at a friend's house playing some kind of drinking game that involves cards and ended up passing out on the couch. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed that my face was scribbled on with permanent marker. I also noticed that it was 6:00 in the morning and I was supposed to be home at like 12:00. I had to sneak into my house at 6:00 in the morning with my face looking like a 4 yr old's self-portrait. The dog's were freaking out as I was trying to quietly sneak into the house. My step-father woke up to get ready for work and heard the dogs barking so he went to see what was going on. When he saw me he laughed his ass off. Even though he thought it was hilarious I still got in trouble. Evil bastard.

Not too stupid but stupid enough. :p

[novakru]

All my drunken exploits are a matter of public record-look it up:D

[scouse mac]

Ive successfully stabbed myself in the arm with a pair of scissors when rip- roaringly drunk. I was told I was attempting to open a particularly stubborn bag of dorito's but somehow managed to fuck it up!

[she_died]

One Halloween party, I got royally tanked on Colt 45 and Maneschwitz. I was living at college residence, and my mom and my g/f's mom were gonna pick me up at 6am to get my girl from the airport (she'd been in Indonesia for 2 months). When the moms came, I was still hammered, and when we got to the airport, I spewed off the third floor of a parking garage. My g/f was particularly unimpressed when she came out of the arrival doors and saw me sprawled across a bench, half-conscious.

[newb]

Originally posted by Haunted
IA, want me to engage in a little healing magick?

The stupidest thing I've done while drunk has involved me giving head to couple of guys that I shouldn't have.


Thats some healing magick.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Haunted


The stupidest thing I've done while drunk has involved me giving head to couple of guys that I shouldn't have.



*gulp*

[newb]

Originally posted by Zero
*gulp*

literally

[Zero]

newb- you are so bad


:D

[Haunted]

That's why we love him so much.:D

What I was thinking of was more ceremonial...you know, bell, book and candle, incense, crystals and chanting.


I don't give head anymore, but I still like box. Like, I prefer men, but I'm totally grossed out by penile vaginal sex. I need therapy for that, I'm sure. I guess I'm a sexual pladdypus... a little of everything except necro, pedo, bestie, and masterbation.

TMI? Who gives a shit. This is Horror.com where nothing is sacred 'cept horror movies, AND there's an 8 drink minimum.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Haunted
That's why we love him so much.:D

What I was thinking of was more ceremonial...you know, bell, book and candle, incense, crystals and chanting.


I don't give head anymore, but I still like box. Like, I prefer men, but I'm totally grossed out by penile vaginal sex. I need therapy for that, I'm sure. I guess I'm a sexual pladdypus... a little of everything except necro, pedo, bestie, and masterbation.

TMI? Who gives a shit. This is Horror.com where nothing is sacred 'cept horror movies, AND there's an 8 drink minimum. no masturbation? is that possible:confused:

[Haunted]

The only time I've ever had an orgasm is through the use of a "toy." However, as you know, I take psychotropic medication which destroys your libido. If ever I should allow a man to woo me, then I'll take viagra, because it does the exact same thing for women.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Haunted
The only time I've ever had an orgasm is through the use of a "toy." However, as you know, I take psychotropic medication which destroys your libido.

My mother wanted to get me on some psycho pills for years (Like ever since I was 13 or so) I remember one trip to the doctor's office and I was just really angry. I knocked loudly on the doctor's door instead of waiting to be called, waiting and waiting just to talk with a doctor who listens to my mother try and make me sound crazy really gets to you. Anyway, I remember this particular visit quite vividly, I remember being super hot and sweating like crazy, I remember finally standing up for myself against the horrid spawn of hell "Fuck you" and I stormed out. It was beautiful. *tear*

Apparantly my older brother and I drove her to insanity as a child, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, I remember being able to count the times I had masturbated on one hand. Sadly, those days are long gone and my spot in hell is definately secured.

[Haunted]

I was 13 as well. However, I didn't really start taking meds until about the fith doctor that gave the exact same diagnosis, that I really needed something in my body to correct the chemical imbalance in my brain. 5 doctors, 4 psychiatrists, and one family doctor can't be wrong. I mean, think about the length of time it takes to be an MD (not you, Dolly:D ).

It also just so happens that if I don't take my Seroquel properly, I start hearing voices. So, I'd rather take medicine than deal with that shit. If I don't take my Lexapro and Lithium, I start contemplating my dad's pistol.

It sounds really bad, but the thing about it is, you have to take care of yourself, whether you're bipolar/psychotic or you have osteoperosis and diabetes type 2. Its's not too terrible, I mean, it's all in the body.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Haunted
5 doctors, 4 psychiatrists, and one family doctor can't be wrong. I mean, think about the length of time it takes to be an MD (not you, Dolly:D ).


I could have told you you were crazy as fuck without any of those assholes ;)

[Haunted]

You're about 14 years too late, and we're several thousand dollars lighter. Where were you when I was 13?:p

Oh, and what insurance companies do you accept, and can you get your hands on that nifty little herringbone blue pad for "official perscriptions?" Would you mind adding a years supply of Oxycottin to my regualr medications?:D