the big question

[Thomasgeorge]

has anyone had any big questions they dont know the answer to in horror well post em here then you will get a answer

[stubbornforgey]

yeah,
the main actors..
why is it that after all that running around
killing and getting chased,,thier hair is
still perfectly groomed??
Also...doesnt anybody ever go to the toilets..??
in some movies where there are sex scenes...doesnt any of them ever take a shower..??

[psiren]

yeah or menstruate? you never hear reference to that. wouldn't it be cool if a cheerleader type pulled out her used tampon and it suddenly turned into a miniature Freddy?:D :eek:

[slasherman]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
in some movies where there are sex scenes...doesnt any of them ever take a shower..??
here are both
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/slasherman1971/sharon_stone04.jpg

[MisterSadistro]

Has anyone ever seen ThomasGeorge and Rain Man in the same room at the same time ?
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10101000/10101880.jpg
"Definitely 5 minutes to start another random question thread. Lots of questions. Definitely random questions."
:rolleyes:
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[nebae]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
yeah,
the main actors..
why is it that after all that running around
killing and getting chased,,thier hair is
still perfectly groomed??
Also...doesnt anybody ever go to the toilets..??
in some movies where there are sex scenes...doesnt any of them ever take a shower..??

Yeah, i've always wondered why people very rarely have a dump in films.
I've always wanted to know what the bogs looked like on the Enterprise. I could just see Wharf coming out and saying "Phew, i'd give it 10 minutes if I were you". Or perhaps they just use the transporters and beam it straight out your ass and into orbit. Imagine that. There could be hundreds of frozen turds out there, tumbling end over end silently through the cold vacuum of space. There could even be whole "asteroid" belts of 'em out there!

Sheilds up! Brown alert! We're entering the Turd Nebula!

It would be a bit like when you driving through the country and you go past a muck spreader and have to wind the windows up quick and hold your breath.

Then again i suppose i'd loose all respect for Darth Vader if i saw him on the crapper curling one down while flicking through the sports pages. I reckon that leather jump suit he wears has got no arse in it to make it pooing easier. Hence - the cape.

I could go on all day on this one.

[The_Return]

http://www.messengerpuppet.com/_photos/stormtrooper.jpg


By the way, I love your sence of humor:p

[Haunted]

Okay, Thomas George is rather childish, but this has been a funny thread. All commentary has been noted and laughed at, especially the tampon comment.

This isn't that funny but why don't we see bladders release on the horribly suprised or deeply terrified? There are bodily reactions to fear. I want to see some wet crotch.

Also, in sex senes, there's usually a sheet between them.

[OctaviusHunter]

I've always wanted to know why anyone who's well adjusted would want to have sex knowing there's a killer running about and after having just cut "susie" down from the rafters.

Have I forgotten something and just don't recall the level of teenage hormones? Hello?? I prefer soft sheets, comfy bed, soft music and access to a shower/bathroom.

I think a more realistic rendition would have much more laughing and the line, "it's ok it happens to alot of men" or "ya know loverboy, this damp shack and this lumpy bunkbed just aren't doing it for me."

[Haunted]

So mote it be, brothah!

Such is the way of the slasher films in the slasher films universe.

Let's talk about hot vampires: Whose with me when I say: Fuck being moral and doing whats right! This joker is hot and I want to be his woman!

[filmmaker2]

I personally like vampire-lookin' girls, with the fangs and the whatnot, in the Hammer Films style. They make me feel all friendly inside.

[stubbornforgey]

ok..with the sharon stone thingy in the shower..she doesnt count.. she always does that cos she likes to get nekkie all the time..

[slasherman]

:rolleyes: ok

Thomasgeorge hasnt answerd many questions

[alkytrio666]

You ever...seen a grown man naked?

[Haunted]

Was that from Airplane or did you just come up with it?

[PR3SSUR3]

You ever...seen a grown man naked?

Yes - u?

[Haunted]

Unfortunately, so have I, and they weren't pretty.

[stubbornforgey]

they aint are they ..nekkie men are kinda
silly looking .. :D

[Haunted]

Yeah, completely. I think nekkie women are much more attractive. I mean, I'm not a lesbian, though I am bi, but I like for the lights to be off when I'm fucking a guy.

[ItsAlive75]

Here's my question:

If the Hamburger Helper hand and the Pillsbury doughboy fought, who would win?

[Doc Faustus]

If the hand gets ahold of anything sharp, I'd say the hand. My question about horror film illogic is how come the right kind of experts are always hand when experts are present. I'd like to see a vampire expert screwed over by werewolf incursion or a snotty parapsychologist dealing with a perfectly mortal and living serial killer. Why does this never happen? There are a lot of experts of all kinds, and if some of them can end up in the action, why can't others?

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by Haunted
Was that from Airplane or did you just come up with it?

Airplane!

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Haunted
Yeah, completely. I think nekkie women are much more attractive. I mean, I'm not a lesbian, though I am bi, but I like for the lights to be off when I'm fucking a guy. wow, that's gotta be insulting. Haha, c'mon now...most of 'em I've seen aren't that bad.

[Elvis_Christ]

Meh.... no one would need to turn the lights of when I'm naked :cool:

I got the flava

[novakru]

Women's bodies are definitely better looking-if kept in good shape-than men,but I like looking at a well built male as well:D

[Marroe]

Originally posted by novakru
Women's bodies are definitely better looking-if kept in good shape-than men,but I like looking at a well built male as well:D women do tend to look better naked, yes...but I still like naked men too....I dunno about the "well built" ones tho:p Most of em are kinda gross(not all). Muscle is great under a lil layer of chub.

[novakru]

I understand the appeal...well,ok,I don't.
But I understand personal preference:D
I had a 'large' boyfriend once and it was um.....well,it just wasn't my 'preference':)
But my aunt really likes teddy bear men and her guy is very very attractive so I completely understand it:cool:

[Haunted]

You know, there's only been two men that I've ever been ready to lay down my life for. Mostly I become attracted to men who aren't...aren't part of our world. (note avatar....and the rest reside in books). But since I have little to no libido it doesn't matter anyway.


Oh...there is one dude that I would pay big bucks to get to fuck him, and I mean fuck him, in the words of Liz Phair, fuck him 'til his dick is blue.

[novakru]

Originally posted by Haunted
Oh...there is one dude that I would pay big bucks to get to fuck him, and I mean fuck him, in the words of Liz Phair, fuck him 'til his dick is blue.


And that would beeeee?????:D

[Thomasgeorge]

hey im not the only one who answers you have 2 as well and whos that guy at the end of halloween 5

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
hey im not the only one who answers you have 2 as well and whos that guy at the end of halloween 5

Thomasgeorge, I LOVE the kitty with the machine gun!!!

[Thomasgeorge]

thanks

[Thomasgeorge]

go to www.pointystick.com

[Spallalala]

Big women rock...Its all about the curves...hahahhahaa

Nothing wrong with the hour glass figure...and a big ass is umm..mmmmm grab/slap/squeeze-able.

I gotta question... Why do men ( and some women ) find it embarrassing to buy either porn or girly shit like tampons??? I know Cheebs has issues with picking up porn. Its gotta be me buying it haha ( tho I usually wanna buy it anyway ).

I also gotta say, I hate men with muscles.. That whole over buffed look just dont do it for me. Actually. that goes for chickies too. They look fucking yuckers.

[Spallalala]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
go to www.pointystick.com

That site is a laugh and a half haha.. good one. I so needed to laugh.

[MisterSadistro]

Oh...there is one dude that I would pay big bucks to get to fuck him, and I mean fuck him, in the words of Liz Phair, fuck him 'til his dick is blue.
http://www.timvp.com/fantisle4.jpg :D
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