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ItsAlive75
12-13-2005, 05:14 PM
I can't say Winter Break because apparently Jesus is a republican, and I don't wanna be a terrorist.
Where's everybody goin' for Christmas Break? I for one am going to Chicago to deal with the monotony and drudgery that is listening to and looking at my family. I'll be home Saturday and the very next day I have to go to a bar my dad's band is playing at. My dad's 56 years old and he's in a rock band. Mmm.. but the beer is free, so that's cool.
So where ya fuckers goin?
MisterSadistro
12-13-2005, 05:19 PM
Give me a hollar when you're in town, Alive.
CK
ItsAlive75
12-13-2005, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Give me a hollar when you're in town, Alive.
CK
That I will, Mister Man.
RavageRitual
12-13-2005, 05:43 PM
Im going to Rehobeth Beach, where no matter what time of the year it is the water is always freezing
MoonLit Meadow
12-13-2005, 05:43 PM
I'm going to Chicago too!!!!
Well, not really...but you two kids have fun:p
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-13-2005, 05:49 PM
To a better place
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/cirquemacabre/Personal/hahah-small.jpg
More people commit suicide during the holidays than any other time of the year.
ItsAlive75
12-13-2005, 05:53 PM
hahaha you do that yourself?
Wow, Canada really IS a cold, desolate wasteland.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-13-2005, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
hahaha you do that yourself?
Wow, Canada really IS a cold, desolate wasteland.
Yes, I realize now that using photoshop for the blood was a bad idea. Then again, nobody likes to get sticky shit in their hair.
It is cold and desolate, but atleast it's not Iowa. ;)
ItsAlive75
12-13-2005, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Yes, I realize now that using photoshop for the blood was a bad idea. Then again, nobody likes to get sticky shit in their hair.
It is cold and desolate, but atleast it's not Iowa. ;)
touche.
I wasn't knockin' the picture, I think it's cool. It's just that Canada looks like an average day is very... grey.
And even Iowans hate Iowa. Some comedian once said that's why Iowa doesn't have any tall buildings. Cuz if we did, people'd be lining up to jump off it.
stubbornforgey
12-13-2005, 06:07 PM
unsure yet .
everybody usually congregates at my house for the day..
this year em gonna be taking my children to as many family attractions as possible..
rainbows end..waingaroa hot pools..umm zoo..stuff like that..
anyhows..prolly won't see u all on xmas day..so will get in now.
Merry Xmas
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-13-2005, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
And even Iowans hate Iowa. Some comedian once said that's why Iowa doesn't have any tall buildings. Cuz if we did, people'd be lining up to jump off it.
It's funny cuz it's true. :D
I shrunk the picture big time, I might fix this one and do more. I want to go all out and make some really realistic looking ones and see if I can pass them off as real. I probably won't though, too lazy. (plus don't want syrupy blood shit mess) hah
ItsAlive75
12-13-2005, 06:21 PM
I humbly submit a poem by Bill O'Reilly. George Bush talks to Jesus, ya know... and Bill O'Reilly talks to George Bush.
'Twas the night before Solstice, and all through the land
the ACLU was watching to keep things in hand.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while forces kept Christmas out of their heads.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed and heard desperate chatter.
Someone had seen my manger display,
And wailed very loudly - go away, go away.
How could I be so crass, so utterly wrong
So show the infant Jesus and sing him a song?
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
An ACLU lawyer, looking stern and aloof.
No manger! No caroling! he said with a snort,
And if you don't comply immediately, I'll take you to court!
He was chubby and plump, a right surly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself.
He dallied no more, but went straight to his phone
Lamenting the manger, in a most pitiful moan.
But I in the spirit, said nothing unkind
Christmas is forgiveness whatever you find.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
Christmas will survive, the folks will demand it,
Even if secular lawyers will not understand it.
Then I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
Happy Solstice to all, and to all a good night!
Doesn't it make you all warm inside to know, somewhere out there, Bill O'Reilly is making sure EVERYONE BELIEVES IN CHRISTMAS....
ItsAlive75
12-13-2005, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
It's funny cuz it's true. :D
I shrunk the picture big time, I might fix this one and do more. I want to go all out and make some really realistic looking ones and see if I can pass them off as real. I probably won't though, too lazy. (plus don't want syrupy blood shit mess) hah
I say go for it. All press is good press.
Try doing one where you're putting a Pat Boone cd on with one hand, and you're holding a Dr. Phil book in the other.
The STE
12-13-2005, 06:58 PM
St. Louis
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-13-2005, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I say go for it. All press is good press.
Try doing one where you're putting a Pat Boone cd on with one hand, and you're holding a Dr. Phil book in the other.
LOL maybe I'll take suggestions.
IDrinkYourBlood
12-13-2005, 07:04 PM
Witchata Falls
help me...............
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-13-2005, 07:57 PM
Yeah, like Saskatchewan isn't hang yourself boring.
Marroe
12-13-2005, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by The STE
St. Louis Me too
murderdolls pictures made me smile for some reason....good job:)
The STE
12-13-2005, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Witchata Falls
help me...............
As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-14-2005, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by Marroe
murderdolls pictures made me smile for some reason....
I think I know why har. Cheeba would probably get a kick out of em too. ;)
i'll probably go into my front yard and shovel snow - then i'll go back and open another bottle of wine . . . happy freaking christmas
:(
Marroe
12-14-2005, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I think I know why har. Cheeba would probably get a kick out of em too. ;) :confused: they're cool...you did a good job.
stubbornforgey
12-14-2005, 02:22 PM
and the witchita linemannnnnnnnn
are still on the la la la la la linnnnnnnne!!
'stubborn hollers'
ItsAlive75
12-14-2005, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by Zero
i'll probably go into my front yard and shovel snow - then i'll go back and open another bottle of wine . . . happy freaking christmas
:(
Hey, be proud. Drunk during winter goes together like cookies and milk.
The_Return
12-14-2005, 04:39 PM
I plan to sit back in my new basement, watch movies, and do NOTHING
X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-14-2005, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
:confused: they're cool...you did a good job.
Oh, thanks. :)
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Hey, be proud. Drunk during winter goes together like cookies and milk.
mmmm cookies mmmmmm
lol:D