Children of the Corn 8 Petition

[Josiah]

As a true fan of the Children of the Corn series I decided to start a petition to send to Dimension films regarding the making of Children of the Corn part 8. Back in 2003 the project was said to be going ahead but after 2 years of silence nothing has happened with it. I emailed the director of Darkness Falls, Joe Harris, who was supposedly directing the 8th installment and he said that Dimension haven't gave him the word and the project is out of his hands now... boo!

Even if you don't like the series please sign it because Joe hopes to make a sequel that explains these movies a bit more and thats what us fans need! A decent attempt at a sequel... even though Darkness Falls did nothing for me!

please sign it here http://www.petitiononline.com/COTC8/petition.html

[Zero]

uhhhhhh,,,,, no

[noctuary]

You're a fan of Children of the Corn? The entire series, not just the first movie?

Why?

[Josiah]

Well, yes I am.

I am a bigger fan of Stephen King's short story, which I think the first movie should of followed to the detail. So a remake could also be a good thing - they could act out the entire short story, there is enough of it to make an hour and a half movie out of it.
I also liked the short film 'Disciples of the Crow' by John Woodward.
But the reason I like these movies so much is probably because of the influence from the Spanish horror film 'Quién puede matar a un niño?' aka Who Can Kill A Child? (which inspired King to write the short story).

I love B Grade Horror films and the idea behind these are awesome!

I must say though - some of the sequels were absolute rubbish!

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Zero
uhhhhhh,,,,, no



What he said.

[Josiah]

So I guess you guys like 28 Days Later and Zombie movies then?

If im wrong correct me.

[MisterSadistro]

Sorry, but the first one was a trainwreck as far as I'm concerned and I hate the idea of sequels even more (be it 'Children of the Corn' or any other film).
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

Zombies,slashers,psychological,ghost ect. ect. It's Horror.com, if it's a good horror movie,we like it.

[Josiah]

Well I gather you have not heard of Who Can Kill A Child?

It has it all - Atmosphere, Suspense, Psychological Horror, Gruesome Deaths!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075462/

You can purchase the movie from here
http://www.xploitedcinema.com/dvds/dvds.asp?title=5426

As all of you have said, Children of the Corn and the sequels were not that good, well I don't agree but can understand that this just isn't your type of movie. Us fans though need to see a decent attempt at one of these things with a quality script. I'd even back a remake if that ever happens. But in todays world why not? We already have A House of 1000 Remakes out there...

[Elvis_Christ]

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest is a fuckin' down piece of 90s horror cinema. Probably the finest entry into the series. Same deal with Leprecaun 3. Shit films gathered enough energy together that should've been the first film... enjoyable none the less. Great short story and the cover makes a fuckin' dope as fuck t-shirt but weak series in my eyes. But the third film is epic and all the missfires were worth it for those results.

But your either a epic fan or a deranged advertising robot. I'm picking the later....

I hate reading ads.... and if you were the epic fan you sound like youd've posted here before without spewing crass commercialism down the communities throat.

People like you have exploited the genre disgustingly..... you have no respect for the fans, writers, actors, directors. You treat them like a commodity and you have no passion for the genre.


But whatever what do I fuckin' know.

[Elvis_Christ]

:D "adiled on his grave were the words of misconception" STABFIEND :D

[MisterSadistro]

Us fans though need to see a decent attempt at one of these things with a quality script.
"Us fans" = you LOL
Again, awful film and the only reason it has survived as long as it has is because Stephen King's name was on it and it was made in the 80s when the video market was flooded with bad horror movies that unfortunately are considered "classic" now. I'd support a remake on it rather than a continuation of a series that never should've been. The original was plagued with bad acting, bad editing, horrible screenplay and laughable special effects. The only thing it had going for it was a cool theme song and Linda Hamilton (and even that's debatable on this one). There's a reason the title fell into public domain and is now sold at Walgreen's for $2.99. If you do have some interest in getting another made, good luck (seems strange that's all you've posted about). Yes, people here are into horror films, not "horrible" films.
CK

[Elvis_Christ]

now you've gone and broken his heart :(

[PR3SSUR3]

The only thing it had going for it was a cool theme song and Linda Hamilton

The opening scene in the cafe was impressive, if only for the rare sight of a bunch of kids poisoning and slicing up all the adults in the place - with no apparent motive at this stage. This was well shot, not actually showing any penetrating wounds by sythe or sickle but suggesting a bloodbath nontheless.

Indeed, some of the kids themselves took on a rather sinister appearance - particularly Isaac and Malachi.

The film conjures up some rather blasphemous imagery too, and there is a nicely apprehensive eerie atmosphere surrounding the whole thing.

Some of the deaths in the sequels were fun, but the films themselves were mostly forgettable.

[SKOOFx]

I totally enjoy the children of the corn series.

Here is my breakdown.

1= SUCKED
2= Enjoyable
3 = STUPID
4 = Semi Enjoyable
5 = Getting Better (and totally random, plus i like how the kids are older)
6 = Nice little addition after 5
7 = Totally nothing related to COTC, but awesome for a raindy day on the sofa drinking a few beers.

[Josiah]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
"Us fans" = you LOL
Again, awful film and the only reason it has survived as long as it has is because Stephen King's name was on it and it was made in the 80s when the video market was flooded with bad horror movies that unfortunately are considered "classic" now. I'd support a remake on it rather than a continuation of a series that never should've been. The original was plagued with bad acting, bad editing, horrible screenplay and laughable special effects. The only thing it had going for it was a cool theme song and Linda Hamilton (and even that's debatable on this one). There's a reason the title fell into public domain and is now sold at Walgreen's for $2.99. If you do have some interest in getting another made, good luck (seems strange that's all you've posted about). Yes, people here are into horror films, not "horrible" films.
CK
There are quite a few fans on IMDB.
Children of the Corn wether you like it or not, is a cult classic.

So my guess is you like Zombie horror films don't ya?
You know, the ones that have been done 1000 times already.

Shaun of the Dead man, what a masterpeice of shit.

If you were into good horror films and the background story behind them then you would be intrested in Children of the Corn.

[MisterSadistro]

There are quite a few fans on IMDB.
Children of the Corn wether you like it or not, is a cult classic.

So my guess is you like Zombie horror films don't ya?
You know, the ones that have been done 1000 times already.

Shaun of the Dead man, what a masterpeice of shit.

If you were into good horror films and the background story behind them then you would be intrested in Children of the Corn.
I would hardly call 'Children of the Corn' a cult film. It wasn't groundbreaking to watch like 'Eraserhead', nor disgusting enough as 'Pink Flamingos', and not evenly lovingly as inept as 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'. It was a poorly done movie with a big name author's name on it. Period. To try to classify it with cult status is an even bigger joke than the movie itself (which I did happen to buy for the music, although $2.99 was still overpriced as far as I'm concerned). The only "background story" to it is Stephen King's eagerness to have his name on anything horror during the 80s like Jordache on blue jeans because he could make some more money. At that time, his grocery shopping list would probably be a best seller if his name was on it and Hollywood recognized that just like they recognize the current wave of remakes now is profitable since there's no thought involved.
For all the 1000s of badly done zombie films (and there are tons to choose from), why pick an example that was so well done in your argument ? You seem to have it in for members here who do enjoy zombie films (not that you'd know any since 'COTC' is your only interest here apparently- which again begs the question why you're so interested in a new one). 'Shaun of the Dead' was extremely funny (esp all the inside jokes) and stayed true to being an actual horror film. More effort went into any scene in that film than all of 'COTC' combined. 'SOTD' actually earned it's fans because it didn't have King's name attached to get a free pass. If there were 1000's of "kids take over the town" movies made, 'COTC' would still be on the bottom of the list. Perhaps you should dedicate more effort into finding a gem called 'Village of the Damned' from the 60s if that's your interest. Hollywood already pulled the no-brainer by remaking it and attaching John Carpenter's name to it (he's like Stephen King lately- did some scary stuff once, but can retire off his name alone now).
Everybody here has a guilty pleasure film that's so over-the-top bad they enjoy, but don't try to pass of 'COTC' as some kind of great film that it isn't. It's badly done alright, but it's an absolute bore at best.
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

It looks like he's got the same sad excuse for an arguement every forum he goes to with this 'COTC' fetish. Twice he's said,''I guess you like zombie movies then'' in an attempt to get someone to say yes so he can tell us about how there's thousands of 'em and 'COTC' is unique.

[MisterSadistro]

Sorry. I'm wiping tears of laughter from my face since I've never heard the expression "COTC' fetish" before :D
If you're going to be a zombie movie hater (and I'm sure a psychiatrist would have a field day with this guy about that), why use 'COTC' of all things as your strong point in an argument ?
http://w-d.nm.ru/serials/beavis/beavis-3.jpg
"huh huh. He said us fans have a 'COTC' fetish. hu huh. cool."
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

Using Shaun of the Dead was the part I didn't understand. Of all the zombie movies he could've picked to back up his overused,unorigninal arguement he picks probably the most unique one there is.

[Dante'sInferno]

Alright ill sum this shit up zombie hater




Alright first lets look at the royal shit fest Children of the Corn


Now The story:some loonie bible crazed kids slice &dice there parents and now theres 2 "outlanders" that come and basiclly destory them except for the 2 little kids and once the kids become of age they are sacrificed to some dumb ass monster that lives in the ground(thats a big fuckin woop) now malakie is dead or however the fuck u spell his name so to sumthis up Yes this movie sucks it was semi-original and it only affects that town.



Now zombie movies

Story:Zombies over run the earth kiling and eating EVERY FUCKING THING IN THERE PATH and theres a handful of people that try and survive granted some are baddass in there own way but when it all comes down to it THEY ALL DIE now since we have this shit summed up which one would u want to see a Royal suck fest piece of shit or Zombie movie???

[Josiah]

I'd rather something with an intresting story thanks, not a 'zombie' film which has the same tired story in every single one out there, come on people you can't deny the truth.

"toxic chemicals spill, people turn into zombies, whoever they bite turns into one of them, remaining 'few' have to kill them etc"

Sean of the Dead was a good movie but not as good as it is made out to be. And if you think otherwise, cool your choice.

But back to COTC... for a movie that cost US$800,000 to make, that made US$12M at the cinemas is a pretty good effort in the 80's compared to bigger budgeted movies nowadays! Profit wise!

And for the record I have seen both versions of Village of the Damned and I must say that Children of the Corn is superior, imo.

Who Can Kill A Child? - find that and get back to me on which "kids take over the town" film you rate the highest after you finish watching, MisterSadistro! I'm sure you will like it.

AND SIGN MY PETITION :D

[MisterSadistro]

"Let me go ! I'll never sign ! I'll never sign !"
http://tyrant.ath.cx/~kerri/Pete's%20Pictures/Chem%20Project/Torture%202.jpg
Zombies are supposed to be dead, hence they are zombies. All responsible culprits in 'COTC' were killed in first movie. How/why sequels ? (<- already regretting asking the question). It's not like Freddy or Jason that can magically reappear over and over after being (to quote Homer Simpson) "unkillable".
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

Armageddon(or however you spell it) made about 800million dollars. The amount of money a film makes doesn't mean it's good.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
"Let me go ! I'll never sign ! I'll never sign !"
http://tyrant.ath.cx/~kerri/Pete's%20Pictures/Chem%20Project/Torture%202.jpg
Zombies are supposed to be dead, hence they are zombies. All responsible culprits in 'COTC' were killed in first movie. How/why sequels ? (<- already regretting asking the question). It's not like Freddy or Jason that can magically reappear over and over after being (to quote Homer Simpson) "unkillable".
CK


Don't even bother dude, he thinks 'COTC' is a classic film, there's no getting through to someone like that.

[MisterSadistro]

Remember, when the film gets too boring to stomach, just keep repeating to yourself : "it's only a fetish. it's only a fetish." :D
CK

[novakru]

Originally posted by Josiah
I'd rather something with an intresting story thanks, not a 'zombie' film which has the same tired story in every single one out there, come on people you can't deny the truth.

"toxic chemicals spill, people turn into zombies, whoever they bite turns into one of them, remaining 'few' have to kill them etc"

Sean of the Dead was a good movie but not as good as it is made out to be. And if you think otherwise, cool your choice.

But back to COTC... for a movie that cost US$800,000 to make, that made US$12M at the cinemas is a pretty good effort in the 80's compared to bigger budgeted movies nowadays! Profit wise!

And for the record I have seen both versions of Village of the Damned and I must say that Children of the Corn is superior, imo.

Who Can Kill A Child? - find that and get back to me on which "kids take over the town" film you rate the highest after you finish watching, MisterSadistro! I'm sure you will like it.

AND SIGN MY PETITION :D

How much are you getting paid for this?

[Josiah]

I use the term, 'cult' classic.

[MoonLit Meadow]

*grabs popcorn and pulls up a chair*

[Josiah]

Anyway I can see I'm dealing with some real try hard wannabe heroes in this forum who are too bad ass for me, so I'm just going to go watch Children of the Corn and smoke a few cones!

Goodbye Girls, it was fun... toodaloooooo...

[novakru]

Originally posted by Josiah
Anyway I can see I'm dealing with some real try hard wannabe heroes in this forum who are too bad ass for me, so I'm just going to go watch Children of the Corn and smoke a few cones!

Goodbye Girls, it was fun... toodaloooooo...

Thats so funny and he doesnt even realize he's actually talking to filmmakers here-lol

[MoonLit Meadow]

LMFAO.

Smoke some cones? I've never heard that phrase. Probably b/c I don't smoke anything ;) But still....am I out of the loop or does NOBODY say that except him/her/it? :p

[AUSTIN316426808]

You call us girls then say ''toodaloooooo''

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
You call us girls then say ''toodaloooooo''


OMG, too funny Austin.:p

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Josiah
I use the term, 'cult' classic.


You're right, you did say that so I'll make myself clear this time...


It's not a classic of any kind and the only good thing about the first film was the atmosphere which was overriden by how much the rest of it sucked.

[MisterSadistro]

I KNEW that guy was smoking something LOL
Guess what, Conesmoker (yeah, I said it) ? It doesn't matter how interesting the story is if the guys who make into a film are clueless. Moonlit, remind me to make a million bucks, remake this film, have it critically acclaimed and then set it on fire just to spite this guy. Then remind me I'm still not supposed to be talking to you for calling me a "rotten egg" right afterwards LOL
CK

[Josiah]

Get over yourself you stupid munt.

[Josiah]

Originally posted by novakru
Thats so funny and he doesnt even realize he's actually talking to filmmakers here-lol
And what filmmakers am I talking to and what films have they made?

Enlighten me.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Josiah
Get over yourself you stupid munt.


munt????

[Josiah]

munt, munted, whacked, crackhead.

[MisterSadistro]

munt????
I'm sure that's conesmoker lingo for "jerk" or something worse.
For someone who thinks 'COTC' is the high point in horror cinema history (and 'Shaun' is a low point !?), not sure there is any hope for enlightening you. There are none more blind than those who will not see.
CK

[Zero]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
I'm sure that's conesmoker lingo for "jerk" or something worse.
For someone who thinks 'COTC' is the high point in horror cinema history (and 'Shaun' is a low point !?), not sure there is any hope for enlightening you. There are none more blind than those who will not see.
CK

is there a Conesmoker - English dictionary available? I'm horribly confused?!? :confused:

[MisterSadistro]

Gotta love being called a "crackhead" by someone who's smoking ... whatever the "smoking cones" reference is. No drugs here. I don't even take aspirin :D
I have an idea for a movie based on this thread alone. People get high smoking cones and think 'COTC' is a great film. They then bumble about the earth like zombies (that they supposedly hate) trying to convince people on chatboards how great it is and resort to name calling when their plan fails. The twist ending is nobody cares. I like that Jessica Biel girl in it as the heroine. No idea if she can act, but she looked great walking away from camera POV in every other shot in the 'TCM' remake. :D
CK

[Josiah]

So anwser my question filmmaker, what movies have you put out lately you fucking wannabe?

And hey at least my day doesn't involve bashing other peoples threads because that's all your sorry excuse of a life permits you to do.

You remind me of those full on internet nerds - go and review a few more movies or something you waste of life...

You sit here and bag out people for liking a movie, thats cool, but when they bag out a movie you like you can't take it?

Shaun of the Dead was average at best, it did nothing new for the horror genre, the 'dead' genre or the horror/comedy genre.

So face the facts and get used to it.

[Josiah]

And COTC was never meant to be a materpiece of film anyway!!
It is a b grade horror movie for fucks sake.

[Josiah]

hahaha I can't believe I'm wasting my time when the person who is arguing with me is 35 years old hahahah no wonder he won't drop his argument hahaha he has nothing better to do hahaha what an old codger posting on forums hahaha you deviet are you looking for some virgins to sacrifice to he who walks behind the rows?

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Josiah
hahaha I can't believe I'm wasting my time when the person who is arguing with me is 35 years old hahahah no wonder he won't drop his argument hahaha he has nothing better to do hahaha what an old codger posting on forums hahaha you deviet are you looking for some virgins to sacrifice to he who walks behind the rows? A few too many haha's!! I liked Children of the Corn when i was younger. I won't sign a petition, imo there are too many now!! Now, if you do not want to argue with a 35 year old shut up, it will go on forever otherwise. Did you just come here for the petition??

[Josiah]

Yeah I came here for the Petition but was going to post around if the members were nice, but some of them are assholes!

I'll stick to my usual horror forums or just not post about COTC on this site!

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Josiah
Yeah I came here for the Petition but was going to post around if the members were nice, but some of them are assholes!

I'll stick to my usual horror forums or just not post about COTC on this site! I think if you post more about other things they will back off! It's ok to talk about COTC, you like it so why not? I think the first one was pretty good. I dont really get into them as much anymore. I might check them out again. I have the second one, i don't like it as well. Anyway, stick around, we're not as bad as we seem!!!!

[Josiah]

Yeah thanks alot... is there somewhere you can post your horror dvd collection? so people can get an idea of the movies I like..

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Josiah
Yeah thanks alot... is there somewhere you can post your horror dvd collection? so people can get an idea of the movies I like.. Just post it here, if it's not the right place one of the mods will move it!!!

[MisterSadistro]

It figures. Some stoner kid knows everything about horror films because he's never seen anything better than 'COTC' (which probably made Junior wet his bed). Obviously you don't get the humor in 'SOTD' because of your ignorance and what you don't comprehend makes you angry since others will perceive you as "stupid". Ironically, the kid working in the store in 'Shaun' claims he was "completely munted". The pot trying to call the kettle black in your case. Once again, I don't use drugs and it pretty much shows from my side of debate as compared to your weak contribution.
You've lost any argument you might've had with me as soon as you resorted to name calling. You can't sustain any point you were making in your debate or make any claims because you are now considered intellectually inferior. Read up a bit, see some decent horror movies (I can make a list for you if you'd like), stop smoking cones (or whatever you're on) and if you still feel the need to try to match wits with me, I'll be more than happy to oblige you. Nothing would make me happier than to make you look bad here in front of everybody if you care to continue. I've done it many times before with people who insisted on calling me out and in all fairness, you don't even rank with the worst of them. Until then, I'd recommend dropping it.
As for being a "wanna be filmmaker", try again, Junior. I'm a well respected contributor to many indie horror films. People come to me because I'm able to add elements to their films to make them scarier. Perhaps your precious 'COTC' people needed someone like me to overlook their abortion to the genre when it was made. I guess if their target audience was cone-smoking, ignorant children who are clueless about what a decent horror film would look like, I'd say mission accomplished.
CK

[pinkfloyd45769]

Yeah, MS is right, if you are going to debate no name calling!!!! Damn, you are both on the naughty list!!!

[MisterSadistro]

Moi, Pink ? I did nothing naughty :D
CK

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Moi, Pink ? I did nothing naughty :D
CK Oh, well... just the one calling names!

[MisterSadistro]

Oh, well... just the one calling names!
<sigh> It happens when you can't make a point.
CK

[Josiah]

So MS, what is in a good horror list?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Cannibal Holocaust?
The Shining?
Evil Dead 2?

Come on old man, enlighten me.

This is my top ten list


00. Who Can Kill A Child?
01. Silence of the Lambs
02. Children of the Corn
03. Se7en
04. Candyman
05. The Wickerman
06. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
07. House of 1000 Corpses
08. Copycat
09. Red Dragon
10. Predator

other mentions -

the hills have eyes, noes, friday the 13th, halloween, alien, the burning, the funhouse, ed gein, pet semetary, in the mouth of madness, event horizon, hellraiser, dead alive, exorcist, omen, session 9, tourist trap etc

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Josiah


Come on old man, enlighten me.




Seriously dude, is it really essential to you point to throw insults.

[MisterSadistro]

Mostly good choices in your top 10 list (which has 11 in it btw) :D I'd add 'Suspiria', 'Night of the Living Dead', 'Evil Dead' and 'The Haunting' rather than 'H1kC', 'Predator', and of course 'COTC'. I never saw 'Child' or 'Red Dragon'. Some better choices in your others mentioned ('Omen', 'Halloween', and 'Exorcist').
CK

[MisterSadistro]

Seriously dude, is it really essential to you point to throw insults.
Don't sweat it, Austin. If that's the best he can possibly ever come up with, it's little more than a gnat to me. I may be older, but infinitely more wiser in the genre. It's safe to say I've forgotten more bad horror films than he'll likely ever see. Besides, being someone who's called upon in the field weighs more credability to me being an "old man" than some stoner fanboy who's already wearing his questonable taste like a badge of honor :D
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
I never saw'Red Dragon'.


Manhunter's much better.

[MisterSadistro]

'Manhunter' was cool. I loved the scene with 'In A Gadda Da Vida'. Great stuff.
CK

[Yellow Jacket]

Hell no!!! The movies sucked after the first one was released. We don't need another one taking up space at our video stores dammit! I'm glad that you want to start a petition, but do it on a COTC fan site!

[The_Return]

This certainly was a good read...thanks guys!

[Josiah]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Mostly good choices in your top 10 list (which has 11 in it btw) :D I'd add 'Suspiria', 'Night of the Living Dead', 'Evil Dead' and 'The Haunting' rather than 'H1kC', 'Predator', and of course 'COTC'. I never saw 'Child' or 'Red Dragon'. Some better choices in your others mentioned ('Omen', 'Halloween', and 'Exorcist').
CK
Thank you. For future reference I never came here to start arguments and bag out certain movies, I just came to discuss them!

I haven't seen 'Suspiria', I'll check it out...

And 'Child' is worth the money for a purchase!

Predator has always been a favourite of mine since I was young, and I liked House of 1000 Corpses for what it was, simple.

Red Dragon is cool... Manhunter was probably the superior but I liked Red Dragon because of Anthony Hopkins and Edward Norton.

[Josiah]

And if Hellraiser got an 8th movie, COTC should too.
The last couple of Hellraisers were crap.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Josiah
And if Hellraiser got an 8th movie, COTC should too.
The last couple of Hellraisers were crap.


Just because there's exsisting crappy movies doesn't mean we need more.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Josiah
And if Hellraiser got an 8th movie, COTC should too.
The last couple of Hellraisers were crap. What is your obsession with this? I think you should just give it up, noones going to sign your petition!!

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro

As for being a "wanna be filmmaker", try again, Junior. I'm a well respected contributor to many indie horror films. People come to me because I'm able to add elements to their films to make them scarier. Perhaps your precious 'COTC' people needed someone like me to overlook their abortion to the genre when it was made.
CK


BOOOOOO-YA ;):p

And what petition does everyone keep talking about? I think I missed something. (I'm sure it's on the first page):D

[Thomasgeorge]

i love children of the corn but no.1 is the best

[Haunted]

This was the most fun I've had in reading a thread in a long time. Zombies are far more fearsome than prepubescent Bible thumpers.

[novakru]

It just amazes me that ppl can misunderstand and underestimate to this extreme.
MS-you go bro,I have so much respect for you now.

[scottingraham]

thanks but Ill pass on this!

[MisterSadistro]

MS-you go bro,I have so much respect for you now.
It's not nice to make someone blush when they have on their "mean" face :D
CK

[Josiah]

Mean?

Don't you mean old.

Go have a family and get off the internet you dumb fuck.

[zwoti]

*cough (http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17292)

[Zero]

Originally posted by zwoti
*cough (http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17292)

zwoti has the most peculiarly productive cough - lol



p.s. Manhunter is awesome - Red Dragon was wretched

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Zero
zwoti has the most peculiarly productive cough - lol

it can stop a zombie at 20 paces






and an argument in a heartbeat

[Zero]

LMAO

(i want to make a joke about bad breath - but will just quietly walk away ):D

[Josiah]

Originally posted by zwoti
*cough (http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17292)
Someone should show that to MS, CK whatever the fuck you call him.

[Zero]

its a hard knock life for us

its a hard knock life for us!

[MisterSadistro]

Mean?

Don't you mean old.

Go have a family and get off the internet you dumb fuck.

Once again, Junior, puts his limited intelligence on display for all to see. If I was to go back through this thread, which has been your only "contribution" (weak as it is) to the HDC community, I would need an accountant to add up all the words you've misspelled, each puntuation mark you've missed, and the countless grammar errors that plague your posts. For you to attempt to refer to anyone as "dumb" has got to be the biggest joke here (aside from your presence of course). I'm not sure what's in these "cones" you smoke, but they must make you blatantly stupid, Junior. I don't think I've ever come across some one in ALL of my 35 years who revels in drawing attention to the fact they can't make a complete, comprehensible sentence and shows off their total ignorance of cinema as you have done in the last few days. I find you morally insignificant, intellectually retarded, uncultured in anything entertaining, and to top it off a vulgar, snivelling child.
I love to sign on while taking a break from editing a movie that is infinitely light years more involved than anything you could understand or appreciate to have a good laugh at your inane ramblings that beg people to save a franchise that never should've been. You are like a monkey in a cage and your ceaseless chattering amuses me to no end. I also find it funny that on the 'COTC' threads on imdb.com that you keep attempting contact with some girl on there who is quite obviously giving you the cold shoulder, Junior. Is that what the whole petition is really about ? Trying to impress a girl ? She might have bad taste in movies, but at least she's clever enough to avoid your weak attempts at advances on her. Maybe you'll have a family if you live long enough and can find a girl you don't need a mass petition signing to impress. I already have a family, thanks for asking, and I didn't get them by being a stoner troll child. Good luck. You need it more than anyone I've had the unfortune of meeting.
CK

[Zero]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Once again, Junior, puts his limited intelligence on display for all to see. If I was to go back through this thread, which has been your only "contribution" (weak as it is) to the HDC community, I would need an accountant to add up all the words you've misspelled, each puntuation mark you've missed, and the countless grammar errors that plague your posts. For you to attempt to refer to anyone as "dumb" has got to be the biggest joke here (aside from your presence of course). I'm not sure what's in these "cones" you smoke, but they must make you blatantly stupid, Junior. I don't think I've ever come across some one in ALL of my 35 years who revels in drawing attention to the fact they can't make a complete, comprehensible sentence and shows off their total ignorance of cinema as you have done in the last few days. I find you morally insignificant, intellectually retarded, uncultured in anything entertaining, and to top it off a vulgar, snivelling child.
I love to sign on while taking a break from editing a movie that is infinitely light years more involved than anything you could understand or appreciate to have a good laugh at your inane ramblings that beg people to save a franchise that never should've been. You are like a monkey in a cage and your ceaseless chattering amuses me to no end. I also find it funny that on the 'COTC' threads on imdb.com that you keep attempting contact with some girl on there who is quite obviously giving you the cold shoulder, Junior. Is that what the whole petition is really about ? Trying to impress a girl ? She might have bad taste in movies, but at least she's clever enough to avoid your weak attempts at advances on her. Maybe you'll have a family if you live long enough and can find a girl you don't need a mass petition signing to impress. I already have a family, thanks for asking, and I didn't get them by being a stoner troll child. Good luck. You need it more than anyone I've had the unfortune of meeting.
CK

ouch - time for josiah to just sit down

[Josiah]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Once again, Junior, puts his limited intelligence on display for all to see. If I was to go back through this thread, which has been your only "contribution" (weak as it is) to the HDC community, I would need an accountant to add up all the words you've misspelled, each puntuation mark you've missed, and the countless grammar errors that plague your posts. For you to attempt to refer to anyone as "dumb" has got to be the biggest joke here (aside from your presence of course). I'm not sure what's in these "cones" you smoke, but they must make you blatantly stupid, Junior. I don't think I've ever come across some one in ALL of my 35 years who revels in drawing attention to the fact they can't make a complete, comprehensible sentence and shows off their total ignorance of cinema as you have done in the last few days. I find you morally insignificant, intellectually retarded, uncultured in anything entertaining, and to top it off a vulgar, snivelling child.

Please point me out these spelling mistakes, countless grammar errors and incomprehensible sentences old man.

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
I love to sign on while taking a break from editing a movie that is infinitely light years more involved than anything you could understand or appreciate to have a good laugh at your inane ramblings that beg people to save a franchise that never should've been. You are like a monkey in a cage and your ceaseless chattering amuses me to no end. I also find it funny that on the 'COTC' threads on imdb.com that you keep attempting contact with some girl on there who is quite obviously giving you the cold shoulder, Junior. Is that what the whole petition is really about ? Trying to impress a girl ? She might have bad taste in movies, but at least she's clever enough to avoid your weak attempts at advances on her. Maybe you'll have a family if you live long enough and can find a girl you don't need a mass petition signing to impress. I already have a family, thanks for asking, and I didn't get them by being a stoner troll child. Good luck. You need it more than anyone I've had the unfortune of meeting.
CK

So what movie are you working on industry man?

Where on IMDB have I spoke to her directly or asked her a question that she has given me the cold shoulder?

The petition is about COTC 8.

What weak attempts at advances on her have I made?

I have a girlfriend who I have lived with for two years and don't need your lectures or advice on what to do with my life. I'm Fine.

But you on the other hand? A 35 year old man who posts on a horror forum? And starts arguments over movies ahahaha!

Take a look in the mirror you poor man.

[Josiah]

Originally posted by Josiah
And what filmmakers am I talking to and what films have they made?

Enlighten me.

[The_Return]

Sit back and relax folks, this is going to be good

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[Josiah]

And by the way isn't Ed a stoner in Shaun of the Dead?

"Nah, I've got nothing"

And I find it funny how you think I'm making advances on a girl that lives a 15 hour flight away from me on the other side of the world!

[MisterSadistro]

Please point me out these spelling mistakes, countless grammar errors and incomprehensible sentences old man.
Already missing a comma, Junior, so I guess you already answered that.

This is pulled from imdb.com:
"If you want I can send it to you via email or msn, or if you don't have cable I could even burn you a copy onto vcd/dvd and send it to you. It wouldnt have a cover or anything though."

Odd out of all the people who comment on 'COTC' on there, the only one you keep trying to make contact with is COTCgirl. Everyone else goes ignored. How do I know it's you ? You would be the only person with the lame attempt to try to get 'COTC8' made with the petition thread there as well LOL. For someone who keeps reiterating that I don't have a life while I'm on break from doing something that I love and others enjoy, how can you possibly justify your one man (or troll child) campaign to try to convince studio executives to invest time and money into a film that only you and you alone want to see ? Do yourself a favor. Try reading a book, Junior. Better yet, stop wasting your time trying to make me look bad and spend a little more time with that girlfriend of yours (unless she needs a vinyl patch so you can reinflate her). All you're doing is proving yourself to be an annoying, antagonistic fool. Who else would join a horror forum and do something as bothersome as insult movies and genres you assume existing members already enjoy. It's quite apparent the only taste you have is COTCgirl's ass in your mouth from kissing it as you did on imdb :D
CK

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Josiah

But you on the other hand? A 35 year old man who posts on a horror forum? And starts arguments over movies ahahaha!

Take a look in the mirror you poor man.


I hate to get involved, but in all seriousness....aren't YOU doing the same thing? You're posting on a horror forum and arguing over a movie...so....kinda hypocritical, don't ya think? ;)

[Josiah]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Already missing a comma, Junior, so I guess you already answered that.

This is pulled from imdb.com:
"If you want I can send it to you via email or msn, or if you don't have cable I could even burn you a copy onto vcd/dvd and send it to you. It wouldnt have a cover or anything though."

Odd out of all the people who comment on 'COTC' on there, the only one you keep trying to make contact with is COTCgirl. Everyone else goes ignored. How do I know it's you ? You would be the only person with the lame attempt to try to get 'COTC8' made with the petition thread there as well LOL. For someone who keeps reiterating that I don't have a life while I'm on break from doing something that I love and others enjoy, how can you possibly justify your one man (or troll child) campaign to try to convince studio executives to invest time and money into a film that only you and you alone want to see ? Do yourself a favor. Try reading a book, Junior. Better yet, stop wasting your time trying to make me look bad and spend a little more time with that girlfriend of yours (unless she needs a vinyl patch so you can reinflate her). All you're doing is proving yourself to be an annoying, antagonistic fool. Who else would join a horror forum and do something as bothersome as insult movies and genres you assume existing members already enjoy. It's quite apparent the only taste you have is COTCgirl's ass in your mouth from kissing it as you did on imdb :D
CK
I spoke to her on email too and was going to send her a copy of the short because she hadn't seen it, and if she was a fan like she said she would of tracked down Stephen King's 'Nightshift Collection Vol.2' VHS and already seen it. But she had already downloaded it off the internet site where you can watch it for free, and it didn't work on her computer. So I was nice enough to offer to send her a copy of it, but she worked out her windows media player in the end. Sounds fair to me buddy. And if you read around a bit more you will notice COTCgirl and I don't really see eye to eye :confused:

And don't contradict yourself either, you're the one who insulted COTC in the first place, you sour old man.

Go rape your children or something... and back the fuck off.

p.s. Im reading 'Pop Goes The Weasel' by James Paterson atm, you wanna have a go at that while were insulting stuff, Grandpa?

[novakru]

Originally posted by Josiah


Go rape your children or something

That was unnecessary and highly offensive.
I wonder if you have any idea what it feels like to be raped as a child and the agony you and your family go thru?

I know you don't care about how this affects a person who has No.1 been raped as a child and No.2 has daughter's that I constantly fear for and love beyond reason.

This rape statement is beyond you and CK's disagreement.
And I would appreciate it if you stopped.

[pinkfloyd45769]

WTF???? I tried to tell Josiah to chill and shit would be cool. I think it's time for you to say bye bye!!!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Josiah
I spoke to her on email too and was going to send her a copy of the short because she hadn't seen it, and if she was a fan like she said she would of tracked down Stephen King's 'Nightshift Collection Vol.2' VHS and already seen it. But she had already downloaded it off the internet site where you can watch it for free, and it didn't work on her computer. So I was nice enough to offer to send her a copy of it, but she worked out her windows media player in the end. Sounds fair to me buddy. And if you read around a bit more you will notice COTCgirl and I don't really see eye to eye :confused:

And don't contradict yourself either, you're the one who insulted COTC in the first place, you sour old man.

Go rape your children or something... and back the fuck off.

p.s. Im reading 'Pop Goes The Weasel' by James Paterson atm, you wanna have a go at that while were insulting stuff, Grandpa? SOMEBODY ban this fucker....

[noctuary]

You seriously went too far with that last comment, Josiah. Maybe you should just stop posting for a while, before you get banned. Of course, after all this, maybe a banning would be for the best.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Josiah


Go rape your children or something... and back the fuck off.




Wow, what a classy guy you are. Is that what you do you sick bastard? Unbelievable. People never cease to amaze me.

[zwoti]

thats enough