HDC Christmas Gifts!

[Zero]

I'm putting together my top-secret HDC gift list - here's what I have so far (psst, don't tell anybody):

For Novarku - giant scissor to cut the redtape hindering her mural project;

For Zwoti - his very own movie theater (this guy should be spreading the good word to the masses!)

For VampiricClown - a new black leather cape to attract all the goth-hunnies!;

For Newb - Allman Brothers tickets (with backstage passes);

For Filmmaker2 - an $80million budget for his next film;

For IDrinkBlood - an $800,000 budget for his next film (which is way more than he'll need!);

For Stubbornfogey - a closet full of tuxedos;

And, for HDC, a return by all the cool people who have left - Urgeok et al

Hmm, who am I missing???

[stubbornforgey]

'stubborn struts'

I get tuxedo's ..ner ner ner ner ner ner..!!

well cos i hate to see the disapponted looks on ppls faces..
your all getting a signed picture of santa
in a tutu..
n cos em alomst broke..
I bought a packet of chocolate peanuts for ya'all to share...oh I almost forgot..
and stolen pens from the resource cupboards at school..
enjoy!!
'sigh'..i love giving

[Zero]

oh yeah - and a job for 1Beastie

and a special corner-office with CEO position for Moonlit Meadow (who, in fairness, should be running the world!)

[psiren]

well, i don't know anyone well enough yet for this but i wish you all your heart's desires:)

[alkytrio666]

For Jesus1.0:

http://theruse.net/wp-gal/lostfiles/middle_finger.jpg

[stubbornforgey]

LOL..alky..
hmm..
'stubborn takes away psirens peanuts and pen'

I don't want hearts desires..i want pressie..!!!

[Zero]

nice point Psiren (I'm in the same boat with you ) - so I think to Psiren I'll give $1million (sorry to be so impersonal)

To Alky (how could I forget my main man) - I give a life supply of his favorite beer - and a a headlining gig at "The Improv" in NYC (alky is, by far, the funniest bastard on this board!)

[filmmaker2]

You don't have to raise 80 million!

20 is all I need to make the one I really want to make.

Thanks!

[psiren]

money's great!!! thanks! it would solve quite a few problems (though would create one more);) ;) ;)

pretty underwear would be nice...Solomon's shreaded all of mine! hey-maybe we should start a wish-list thread!!!:

[VampiricClown]

A cape! Thanks man. Happily, I may not need it. I think my ex gf Destiny and me are back together:) But it's the thought that counts. So thanks.

[newb]

Thank you much Zero, i do go see them every summer and the backstage passes would be pretty cool.......but why does filmaker get $80 million and i only get about $60 worth of tickets.Its not that i don't appreciate the offer.....but damn.....i could buy a mansion on the hill and have The Allman Bros play in my backyard every weekend for 80 million.

[stubbornforgey]

yeah..a wish list thread...

em still undecided what i want ..

[Zero]

Originally posted by newb
Thank you much Zero, i do go see them every summer and the backstage passes would be pretty cool.......but why does filmaker get $80 million and i only get about $60 worth of tickets.Its not that i don't appreciate the offer.....but damn.....i could buy a mansion on the hill and have The Allman Bros play in my backyard every weekend for 80 million.


I thought it was "the thought that counts?!?!"

[newb]

Originally posted by Zero
I thought it was "the thought that counts?!?!"

NO....thats bullshit....i want 80 million








make it small bills:D

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Zero
I thought it was "the thought that counts?!?!"

It is. I mean, you could have given him a $5 back row ticket.

[Zero]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
It is. I mean, you could have given him a $5 back row ticket.

damn staight (which IS what he's getting NOW!!!)

congrats on the whole reunion-relationship thing VC - I hope it works out for you!

(then, of course, i'll be the only sad pathetic lonely loser on HDC)

[pinkfloyd45769]

I would only give Nova, MM, and IA75.....they are the only nice ones on my list, the rest of you have been naughty!!!

[newb]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
It is. I mean, you could have given him a $5 back row ticket.

sshhhhh......what are you talking about anyway....all your getting is a cape.

I bet you already have about five of them:D

[Zero]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I would only give Nova, MM, and IA75.....they are the only nice ones on my list, the rest of you have been naughty!!!

maggie is making a list and checking it twice!!!:D

[newb]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I would only give Nova, MM, and IA75.....they are the only nice ones on my list, the rest of you have been naughty!!!

You are correct....a spanking is in order.

[stubbornforgey]

who says ..its the thought that counts' ??
bah humbug..!!
FM..when i win lotto..i will buy into your movie.. :D

oh and pinky!!
pinky chocolate bars...hmmmm..my favourite candy..'drool'

[Zero]

Originally posted by newb
You are correct....a spanking is in order.

LMAO:eek:

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by newb
You are correct....a spanking is in order. Yep, and i get to do the spanking!!!:D :D :D

[Zero]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Yep, and i get to do the spanking!!!:D :D :D

oooo me first! me first! - i've been a very naughty boy!!!;)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by newb
sshhhhh......what are you talking about anyway....all your getting is a cape.
I bet you already have about five of them:D

Six actually:D



congrats on the whole reunion-relationship thing VC - I hope it works out for you!

(then, of course, i'll be the only sad pathetic lonely loser on HDC)


Thanks. And no, you won't be (not that you're a loser). It's sorta long distance.


I would only give Nova, MM, and IA75.....they are the only nice ones on my list, the rest of you have been naughty!!!

I've been naughty!!:eek: OMG! I hope Destiny doesn't know....

[stubbornforgey]

em not naughty..!!santa sed so..he sed that its up to me if i want to cancel xmas or not..
n besides..you gotta love me..mummy sez so..!!

[Zero]

I've been naughty!!:eek: OMG! I hope Destiny doesn't know.... [/B][/QUOTE]

no way - sick, sadistic, and twisted - but not naughty

[Zero]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
em not naughty..!!santa sed so..he sed that its up to me if i want to cancel xmas or not..
n besides..you gotta love me..mummy sez so..!!

a friend of mine used to walk his brother's dog (a really cool border collie) just so he could pick up chicks - of course, it backfired when he actually got a date with one girl (who was really into dogs) and she found out he was lying (and lived in a tiny studio that couldn't have pets)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Zero


no way - sick, sadistic, and twisted - but not naughty

LMAO!!! Great! That's just my normal every day life. hahahahaha!

[VampiricClown]

......? The only one I don't get is the sadistic one...... Twisted and sick are normal for me to be called..... even bent:D

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I would only give Nova, MM, and IA75.....they are the only nice ones on my list, the rest of you have been naughty!!!

I'm never naughty!:eek: :o

[stubbornforgey]

ooh i just read that..
you back with ure ex..
hmmm..
Run...she only wants ure money ..!!LOL.

awesome..hope it works out well for u .

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by taylorsmommy
I'm never naughty!:eek: :o oops!! TM gets something extra special!! She gets to help with the spankings!!!!:p

[psiren]

...and i don't have the chance to be naughty!
...i'd like a spanking though, please:) :eek:

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
oops!! TM gets something extra special!! She gets to help with the spankings!!!!:p

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get to help, I get to help!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!:D

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
ooh i just read that..
you back with ure ex..
hmmm..
Run...she only wants ure money ..!!LOL.

awesome..hope it works out well for u .

one of them..... I have like 6....:( This isn't the girl I was pissed about this morning. lol

oops!! TM gets something extra special!! She gets to help with the spankings!!!!

I'm not on your nice list...... Do I get a spanking!?:D

[taylorsmommy]

Do I get to bring my whip?

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Do I get to bring my whip? Sure, i'm going to use my hand!!!:p

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Sure, i'm going to use my hand!!!:p

Ouch! Not me, I'll use my whip :D

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Ouch! Not me, I'll use my whip :D

whiiiiiip...... Cool!:D

[novakru]

I bought everyone shiny Christmas pencils...


...well,actually they're left-over Halloween pencils from the candy bags I made,but it fits this forum quite nicely:D

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by novakru
I bought everyone shiny Christmas pencils...


...well,actually they're left-over Halloween pencils from the candy bags I made,but it fits this forum quite nicely:D

Awesome!

[VampiricClown]

Alright! Who's screwing around with me?? Either someones goofing around with me or the cape Zero's giving me is already working. A 23 year old goth girl from uhhhh..... A website..... emailed me. ???

[stubbornforgey]

whoa..!!

thats freaky..

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
whoa..!!

thats freaky..

yeah..... I'm not really sure what to think right now.....

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Alright! Who's screwing around with me?? Either someones goofing around with me or the cape Zero's giving me is already working. A 23 year old goth girl from uhhhh..... A website..... emailed me. ??? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOL!:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[VampiricClown]

..... I guess all I can say right now is..... Thanks Zero!

[Marroe]

I'm gettin nuthin for Christmas, Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm gettin nuthin for Christmas, 'cos I ain't been nuthin but bad.

[stubbornforgey]

hmm
all of a sudden em in the mood for
xmas carols..

[ItsAlive75]

I got everybody one of these...

Pippppppippppppipppp....

I'm... I'm sorry, I don't know what this thread's about.

[stubbornforgey]

LMFAO!!
i read my song list..
no xmas carols..soz ..I have one from the carpenters..ouch!

[Zero]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
..... I guess all I can say right now is..... Thanks Zero!

your welcome - i guess some of you thought i was kidding about the gifts - but little did you know the amazing powers at my disposal!!

[newb]

Originally posted by Zero
your welcome - i guess some of you thought i was kidding about the gifts - but little did you know the amazing powers at my disposal!!

Amazing powers eh....hmmmm...i was only kidding earlyer today..i will gladly take those Allman tickets w/backstage pass.....and i'll settle for only $40 million.

[Zero]

Well, newb, if i had it i've give it to you. .. .

I remember my first posts to HDC were about books about horror and I was enthusiastic about a book i was reading at the time adn the next thing I knew I was being called a spammer. . . which i didn't actually know what it meant . . . BUT, Newb sent me a nice PM saying that I was ok and not to freak out about the accusation. . . and now, almost one year later, i'm still here


Merry Christmas Newb!

[newb]

Originally posted by Zero
Well, newb, if i had it i've give it to you. .. .

I remember my first posts to HDC were about books about horror and I was enthusiastic about a book i was reading at the time adn the next thing I knew I was being called a spammer. . . which i didn't actually know what it meant . . . BUT, Newb sent me a nice PM saying that I was ok and not to freak out about the accusation. . . and now, almost one year later, i'm still here


Merry Christmas Newb!

Back at ya

This place is a fun diversion.I come on mostly when i'm at work to shoot the shit and have a few laughs.Although there are quite a few people here who i would love to get together with and have a few beers.
Anybody who takes HDC to seriously needs to get out in the real world more.
So to all my homies here...Santa is watching you....so behave and have a wonderful holiday [ we can't say Christmas anymore....don't wanna offend ]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/meansanta.jpg

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I got everybody one of these...

Pippppppippppppipppp....

I'm... I'm sorry, I don't know what this thread's about. Christmas gifts, well, it was!! Me and TM started spanking somewhere in here. Don't worry IA, you are on the nice list!!;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Christmas gifts, well, it was!! Me and TM started spanking somewhere in here. Don't worry IA, you are on the nice list!!;)

shweeeet...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I've been so nice on here lately, I better get a lot of big, expensive gifts.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Marroe
I'm gettin nuthin for Christmas, Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm gettin nuthin for Christmas, 'cos I ain't been nuthin but bad.

I'd buy you a guitar to write a song about that.... and a row boat to sing it on.

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I've been so nice on here lately, I better get a lot of big, expensive gifts.

You get a Poison Idea album cause you're losing your edge circle jerk!

http://www.plastichead.com/phd/images/covers/medium/CDHOLE084.jpg

Bud Dude's already got the gift of wisdom so he's set.

Merry Xmas see you after the New Year

[BlOoDy_DeSiRe]

well since i dont kno many people on here yet all i kno is that if I could meet VampiricClown I would hand him a rose to show my friendship:)

[knife_fight]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
You get a Poison Idea album cause you're losing your edge circle jerk!

http://www.plastichead.com/phd/images/covers/medium/CDHOLE084.jpg



if they don't want it, I'll take it!

[ItsAlive75]

I got this for Zwoti, for all his hard work.

http://www.gungfu.com/pics_general/pics_z-other/ninjagear_ninja-combat-series.jpg

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Zwoti doesn't like my gifts.

www.extremerestraints.com

[Zero]

or does he?????????????????????

[GorePhobia]

what would i get?

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
what would i get? Nothing, you are bad!! You are on the spanking list!!!:p

[GorePhobia]

have I been THAT naughty?

[psiren]

who said you had to be naughty, spanking's my favourite reward:eek:

[Haunted]

Every time I unwrap a present the paper crinkles, "Hypocrit." I don't celebrate Jesus' birthday, because I'm Pagan and I don't care. However, the crux of the situation is that I LOVE getting presents.

I guess that puts me on Mag's spanking list.

[psiren]

lol, i know what you mean.i wish i could skip the naff presents though, you know the ones...where an aunt or cousin has no clue about your personalty and buys you notelets with hearts and flowers or whinnie the fuckin' pooh all over 'em!:(

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
have I been THAT naughty? Yes you have!!!:p

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Haunted
Every time I unwrap a present the paper crinkles, "Hypocrit."

hahaha

[zwoti]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I got this for Zwoti, for all his hard work.



i was looking at the lego ninja chess set

[zwoti]

Originally posted by X�MurderDoll�X
Zwoti doesn't like my gifts.

www.extremerestraints.com

*checks link for any lemonparty reference :p


it's not that i don't like them, just hard to speak up with something in your mouth :eek:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Christmas gifts, well, it was!! Me and TM started spanking somewhere in here. Don't worry IA, you are on the nice list!!;) may i suggest a Desert Eagle for the naughty ones?

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by massacre man
may i suggest a Desert Eagle for the naughty ones? You just made it to the top of the nice list!!!:D

[MichaelMyers]

To Monster Dad: A cock ring.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
You just made it to the top of the nice list!!!:D sweet

[Haunted]

I'll give Rayne a quick and easy childbirth, and a baby blessed with wisdom already attatched.

I think I'd give Zwoti his own pool hall/pub. (This summer, I'm gonna find out just how good he is...heh heh heh.)

[massacre man]

but Haunted, babies are stupid, you don't want a baby beating you at a trivia game do you?

[VampiricClown]

I'd give everyone one thing that they wanted. Everyone, anything..... The only catch is..... I get your soul.:cool:

[Haunted]

Originally posted by massacre man
but Haunted, babies are stupid, you don't want a baby beating you at a trivia game do you?

There's a vast difference between "wisdom" and trivial knowledge. Chang Tsu would say that we must detatch ourselves from trivial knowledge, some would even say that the infantile state is a state of utter bliss: free from knowledge, free from personal responsibility, etc.

Of course there's St Augustine (schmuck) who thought that infant was very selfish thinking of it's own needs, pitching a a hissy when it's needs were not met.

Fuck Augustine...antisemetic narrow minded cunt.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Haunted
There's a vast difference between "wisdom" and trivial knowledge. Chang Tsu would say that we must detatch ourselves from trivial knowledge, some would even say that the infantile state is a state of utter bliss: free from knowledge, free from personal responsibility, etc.

Of course there's St Augustine (schmuck) who thought that infant was very selfish thinking of it's own needs, pitching a a hissy when it's needs were not met.

Fuck Augustine...antisemetic narrow minded cunt. *starts to drool*

[Haunted]

Sorry Massacre. I did start to ramble along. Didn't mean to bore you to drooling.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Haunted
Sorry Massacre. I did start to ramble along. Didn't mean to bore you to drooling. it wasn't that, i was too stupid to understand :(

[Haunted]

Then let me apologize for being a total nerd.:)


...and you're definitely not stupid.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Haunted
Then let me apologize for being a total nerd.:)


...and you're definitely not stupid. i'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but i'm the one that's most dangerous to children with mouths

[novakru]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I'd give everyone one thing that they wanted. Everyone, anything..... The only catch is..... I get your soul.:cool:

DRAT!!
I knew I my soul would come in handy one day!
...and here I carelessly threw it away for that one taudry night with a rock star.


Hindsight-20/20:(

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by novakru
DRAT!!
I knew I my soul would come in handy one day!
...and here I carelessly threw it away for that one taudry night with a rock star.


Hindsight-20/20:(

I think I can make an exception for you. You've been nice too me.:)

[massacre man]

i'm buying everybody sharks with laser beams attached to their freakin' heads

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by BlOoDy_DeSiRe
well since i dont kno many people on here yet all i kno is that if I could meet VampiricClown I would hand him a rose to show my friendship:)

awwwww! Now that's sweet.:) I'd give you a dozen roses.:)

[BlOoDy_DeSiRe]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
awwwww! Now that's sweet.:) I'd give you a dozen roses.:)


AWWWWW, thnx:D ;)

[Zero]

you two need to get a room . . . or a crypt, or whatever



LOL :D

[pinkfloyd45769]

You two are sooo cute!! Do you know each other?

[Zero]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
You two are sooo cute!! Do you know each other?

. . . and she means in the 'biblical sense'


lol

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Zero
you two need to get a room . . . or a crypt, or whatever



LOL :D You think everyone needs to get a room!! :p

[Zero]

like virginina woolf - i think everyone needs a 'room of one's own' - and if you can get some hot chicks to share it for the night, then so be it!!

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Zero
like virginina woolf - i think everyone needs a 'room of one's own' - and if you can get some hot chicks to share it for the night, then so be it!! Too bad it never works out that way for you, well..it does, only for 90 seconds!!![COLOR=deeppink]That's a short night!!! :p

[Zero]

but i get lots of sleep - LOL

[psiren]

awww...for Yuletide i would send them both a red satin draped four poster!:)

[filmmaker2]

I dunno if they still make it, but there used to be a joke gum called "Bloody Gum" that was just full of red food coloring...you couldn't give it to someone without them figuring out that it was some kind of practical joke gum because even in stick form it was dark, dark RED RED RED. But it would turn your whole mouth a disgusting horrifying bloody red and it was really just fucking horrible. I remember ordering some in the mail in the 70's...actually it came in a package with Onion Gum, Garlic Gum, Hot Chili Gum and some others. Actually the Hot Chili gum was pretty good tasting!

But I digress, if I had a good chunk of change to blow, I would send everyone at HDC their own pack of Bloody Gum, plus one of those trick brandy glasses that have the liquid suspended on the inside and it looks like you can drink from it but it's really an illusion.

[Zero]

thanks FM2 -- of course i gave you $80million - boy that'll make for an awkward christmas morning:

"gosh zero thanks for the $80million - you shouldn't have," says FM2

"yeah, well, uh, yeah, and y'know thanks for the pack of gum, its, y'know, really special. . . i guess" replies zero.

long awkward pause . . .

"so, yeah, anyway, i guess, yeah, well, y'know its been fun. so, well, have a good christmas, i guess. " says zero, "cheap bastard," he mutters as he turns away in disgust.


:D

[filmmaker2]

Well, bear in mind that the 80 million is for making a film. Of course I would get a decent salary, but most of the money would go into paying for the talent, technicians and materials, so aside from my salary, I would keep nothing. I only want 20 million anyway. I would give 60 back to you because you're such a pal ;)

[Zero]

oh yeah - and you call $60million, a pack of gum and a dribble glass a christmas present!!!


LOL - thanks!

[filmmaker2]

Ha cha cha cha cha cha!!!!!

[Zero]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Ha cha cha cha cha cha!!!!!


LMAO -

[Haunted]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I'd give everyone one thing that they wanted. Everyone, anything..... The only catch is..... I get your soul.:cool:

I want your soul.

[newb]

Originally posted by Zero
LMAO -

zero....how old are you to remember Jimmy Durante?

I thought there was only a few of us old fucks left.....and STE.....who is a forty year old trapped in a 20 year old body.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Haunted
I want your soul.

Now why would you want my soul?:confused: I don't have much of a life remember?:cool:

[The_Return]

Id like to give the majority of new members here this:

http://www.adlandia.dk/images/oed_20_bind_2.jpg

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by The_Return
Id like to give the majority of new members here this:

http://www.adlandia.dk/images/oed_20_bind_2.jpg

Werts thart thang in thite picchur thar?

[massacre man]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Now why would you want my soul?:confused: I don't have much of a life remember?:cool: so much extra space

[stubbornforgey]

englush..
english..
englursh

all ruined by the internet webby thingy..
thnk gawd em naught won orv them
fullus '

[Zero]

Originally posted by newb
zero....how old are you to remember Jimmy Durante?

I thought there was only a few of us old fucks left.....and STE.....who is a forty year old trapped in a 20 year old body.

28 (but i think it should be 82 - i was told by a witch that i had a "very old soul" - which explains why i cut coupons and complain about the weather all day)