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1beastieibe
12-07-2005, 04:08 PM
Help me out here, I have no skills....suggestions anyone? Where do you guys work?

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 04:11 PM
I'm gonna try to get a job at Hot Topic or Best Buy soon. I'm also doing blacksmithing and car restoration.

AUSTIN316426808
12-07-2005, 04:17 PM
Do something that doesn't require skills.

Cashier
Stock clerk
Janitor
Waiter
ect. ect.

Zero
12-07-2005, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Do something that doesn't require skills.

Cashier
Stock clerk
Janitor
Waiter
ect. ect.

or a Supreme Court Nomineee - it doesn't require virtue, intelligence or ability either!!

stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 04:24 PM
LOL...em in hate with my jobs but ..its all i have n gotta keep cos jobs are hard to come by nowdays . :eek:

scouse mac
12-07-2005, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Cashier
Stock clerk
Janitor
Waiter
ect. ect.

These are good suggestions, anything to get you on that ol' employment ladder. I did have a friend a while ago in a similar situation who claimed he was going to try to become a male escort. Fully paid up dates with numerous ladies sounds like a doddle, lost touch tho so dont know how he got on.

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
jobs are hard to come by nowdays . :eek:

Yep. Especially when you're a 16 year old goth. Like me:D

scouse mac
12-07-2005, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Yep. Especially when you're a 16 year old goth. Like me:D

A young whippersnapper like yourself, get a paper-round. Never did me any harm.

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by scouse mac
A young whippersnapper like yourself, get a paper-round. Never did me any harm.

Hmmmmm..... Interesting. How much do they pay?

AUSTIN316426808
12-07-2005, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Yep. Especially when you're a 16 year old goth. Like me:D


All you gotta do is tone it down for the interview, after you get the job they can't fire you without a good reason and even if they do you get severence pay.

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
All you gotta do is tone it down for the interview, after you get the job they can't fire you without a good reason and even if they do you get severence pay.

hahaha! You should have seen the look on my last bosses face when I put blue extensions in my hair. He almost had a heart attack.

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
LOL...em in hate with my jobs but ..its all i have n gotta keep cos jobs are hard to come by nowdays . :eek:

Word sista!

1beastieibe
12-07-2005, 05:01 PM
Well I worked for Lowes Hardware for almost 4 years, but then I quit cause I got in a fight with the store manager who was ironically fired 3 weeks after I walked out. I have put in applications everywhere but no luck....Now rent is do again and IM broke:mad:

stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 05:08 PM
Goth!~!
apply at them record ..cd..stores
oh yeah..music shops ..
bound to be a position .or ...clothing stores..
you know where u younguns like to go n buy your shit from..
them second hand op shops are good ..!1
u can dress ppl up in them dead ppl clothing n make em look good .

1beastieibe
12-07-2005, 05:13 PM
NO not really, but I have a roomate who might cover some of it for me this month, if not I gotta ask my mom which I really do not want to because she will never let it go even if I pay her back. I just really need to get my shit together and find something pronto!

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
Goth!~!
apply at them record ..cd..stores
oh yeah..music shops ..
bound to be a position .or ...clothing stores..
you know where u younguns like to go n buy your shit from..
them second hand op shops are good ..!1
u can dress ppl up in them dead ppl clothing n make em look good .

lol. Your right, The problem is that most of them make you be 18 to apply.

stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 05:24 PM
fuckit..
theres bound to be something out there.
do you all get youth wages ??

A jobs a job..
I would opt to clean toilets if it means bringing in an income .

It takes a lot to look this silly.. :D

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
fuckit..
theres bound to be something out there.
do you all get youth wages ??

A jobs a job..
I would opt to clean toilets if it means bringing in an income .

It takes a lot to look this silly.. :D

I could go back to work with my dad making 60 bucks a day again.... that is if his boss isn't mad because I quit...... Tree removal sucks. It's too much work and too little money.

stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 05:31 PM
tree removal...60$s..??
that sucks..!!
the minimum wage for your over here is
120$s..but that sucks too .

you'll find something ..good luck.

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 05:33 PM
$120? A day?

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
$120? A day?

Yeah. Not much huh? Especially considering what I can do. I can use any chainsaw, run a bobcat, use a very big chipper easily and drive. Half the workers he picks up don't even have dl's. So yeah, I need a raise.

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 05:39 PM
$120 a day is fuckin' sweet man. I live on way less.

stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 05:41 PM
LOL...a week my fulla kiwi brudda..!!
You have the qualifications..
bloody hell...!!

go forge some documents...
raise your age...go get the job n pay u downright deserve..!!
powah to the people..


ooh soz bestie...didnt realise we were hijacking your thread.

:D

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
$120 a day is fuckin' sweet man. I live on way less.

But I don't make that. I make $60. But working 14 hours a day and on weekends for $120 isn't worth it.

stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 05:58 PM
thats a suck wage..60$s..
n the boss probably knows it too..
Fuck man...'here chuck the kid some small change crap'

what the hell does 60$s buy nowdays..
barely a decent feed..:rolleyes:

alkytrio666
12-07-2005, 06:03 PM
Not like you give a shit, but I just put in my two-weeks notice today! Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 06:05 PM
wow ..ya did ???
Vamp..go apply for his job..!!!!
of course we give a shit .. :D

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
wow ..ya did ???
Vamp..go apply for his job..!!!!
of course we give a shit .. :D

What kinda job is it??

X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-07-2005, 06:09 PM
prostitution.

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:12 PM
haha he won't be very successful! 50c man hoe

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:13 PM
and he'd need to do a lot of discount

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
prostitution.

hmmmm..... Maybe I'll look into that. Any customers?:D

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
and he'd need to do a lot of discount

And why would you think that? :cool:

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:15 PM
I'll take my 10c elsewhere buddy

stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 06:16 PM
heres a silly idea..
ASK HIM!!..lol..

lets all make wild guesses..
i reckon he played back up piano for Elton
John

X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-07-2005, 06:17 PM
I'm looking for a new assistant pants monkey if you want that job. You have to wear a suit and be a professional, unlike trippin. :D

noctuary
12-07-2005, 06:17 PM
You guys can come work at my store. From the look of our recent hires, we'll take any bum off the street. I'm night manager at a pet store, if you're curious. Basically, I get the managerial duties without the wages of a general manager.

Seriously though, try to get a retail job if you can. The pay is mostly shit, but the work is mostly easy. Failing that, waiting tables or running pizzas are some positions that you could always fall back on.

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I'll take my 10c elsewhere buddy

10c? haha. More like $500. But hey, not everyone know's what a good time is:D

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'm looking for a new assistant pants monkey if you want that job. You have to wear a suit and be a professional, unlike trippin. :D

What the fuck's a pants monkey?

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
10c? haha. More like $500. But hey, not everyone know's what a good time is:D

Who the hell would pay that much?

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
What the fuck's a pants monkey?

What do you think?

Zero
12-07-2005, 06:22 PM
heh heh heh heh - i've got a monkey in my pants - heh heh heh

X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-07-2005, 06:22 PM
Someone who puts on my pants for me in in the morning so that people think I'm totally important. However that job is taken, but I need someone to assist him to make me look even more important.

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Who the hell would pay that much?

Someone who expects more than great.:cool:

VampiricClown
12-07-2005, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Someone who puts on my pants for me in in the morning so that people think I'm totally important. However that job is taken, but I need someone to assist him to make me look even more important.

hmmmm.... Interesting job offer.

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Someone who puts on my pants for me in in the morning so that people think I'm totally important. However that job is taken, but I need someone to assist him to make me look even more important.

:D Goth geek Royalty huh?

Zero
12-07-2005, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
:D Goth geek Royalty huh?

LMAO

X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-07-2005, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
:D Goth geek Royalty huh?

:mad:

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:32 PM
There some evil eyebrows pacgirl!

X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-07-2005, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
There some evil eyebrows pacgirl!

whatever, you're just mad because you were never allowed to play videogames. ;)

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
whatever, you're just mad because you were never allowed to play videogames. ;)

You got me there :) suprised you left the library long enough to have time to play video games :p

stubbornforgey
12-07-2005, 06:48 PM
oh boi!lol

its so frking hot

Zero
12-07-2005, 06:48 PM
you're both just mad because mommy wouldn't let you out of the cellar during daylight hours. . . .not that i can blame her

Elvis_Christ
12-07-2005, 06:50 PM
We're gonna come round and kick your ass for saying that chump!

Zero
12-07-2005, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
We're gonna come round and kick your ass for saying that chump!

that's "chimp" to you buddy


lol

X¤MurderDoll¤X
12-07-2005, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
We're gonna come round and kick your ass for saying that chump!

Let's get em. :mad:

AUSTIN316426808
12-07-2005, 09:27 PM
Goth,stoner and a monkey..now that's a fight.

slasherman
12-07-2005, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Someone who puts on my pants for me in in the morning so that people think I'm totally important. However that job is taken, but I need someone to assist him to make me look even more important.
..how much do you pay him ?