Crumb

[The STE]

So how small does something (like a Tostito, for example) have to be before it's a crumb?

[Despare]

Until it's so small that it disolves on the tongue immediatly or is otherwise unable to be eaten.

[scouse mac]

Ive had similar musings when walking my dogs about what size determines when a branch becomes a stick and then a twig and finally a splinter.

[newb]

Great movie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/crumb.jpg

[The STE]

hey! Stop trying to turn my crappy thread into a somewhat worth-while discussion of a noteworthy film!

[stubbornforgey]

oh deah..
STE...we love you..
Actually thats a good question..
how small is a crumb really..and what makes it go from being a morsel to a crumb?...do crumbs have feelings..?
did they know that when they were bought into this world .. they would end up as just being A CRUMB'?
dammit..!!
3 CHEERS TO THE CRUMB..!!

[stubbornforgey]

em eating my toast and em thinking ..oh you poor thing..so this is ode to
'lowers her head'

The Crumb

crumb..crumb..how far have you come
from a bag of flour to a feeling so numb
without you we're nothing
for we cannot say..
is all the bread eaten??
theres ..no crumbs in the way.
oh crumb 'weepy eyes'..crumb..'sniff'
how far have you 'sob' come..!!

thank you..thank you..!!

[VampiricClown]

I'd say it's a crumb if I can't dip it in salsa anymore. :D

[The STE]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I'd say it's a crumb if I can't dip it in salsa anymore. :D

but people dip different sized things into salsa

[ItsAlive75]

I'd say its a crumb when you don't get a suitable taste from it.

[newb]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I'd say its a crumb when you don't get a suitable taste from it.

That would mean Tofu is a crumb.


and some of my wife's cooking

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by newb
That would mean Tofu is a crumb.


and some of my wife's cooking

Thank you folks, newb will be here all night. Tip your waitresses!

[newb]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Thank you folks, newb will be here all night. Tip your waitresses!

Yes...i'm the Henny Youngman of HDC

My wife is an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single…."

Take my wife, please!

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife every finds out, she'll kill me!

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

[Haunted]

I don't like salsa.

Oreo crumbs get stuck in your teeth and make your gums look black.

What's the difference between a crumb and a nugget?

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by newb
Great movie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/crumb.jpg

That's what I thought this was going to be about :D

That career in stand up's gonna do well Newb hahaha!

[Zombee]

Its all opinion based.. I dont believe there is a scientific definition of a crumb.

Now a branch is any apendage off of a tree trunk, a stick is any non primary branch that has been removed from a tree and a sliver is a piece of wood that is sharp enough to enter your skin w a sliding motion.

[Tat2]

Who is Harry Crumb?

A crumb is a crumb when its easier to throw away then eat it.

[The STE]

well then everything is a crumb, unless there are no trashcans nearby. If there aren't any nearby, then nothing is a crumb