Lets see what you mensa's come up with..

[Zombee]

Since everyone is a critic (including me) here is your oportunity to show us why your opinion matters.

Put together the perfect horror flic: follow the guidelines listed..and remember there is no such thing as a budget here.

Cast: give me 3 actors/actresses

Setting: Date, location, etc.

Genre: Slasher, Zombie etc. Or make your own.

Plot: Keep it as brief but as telling as possible

Outcome: Ending, Lesson, Etc.

And lastly why is your movie better then others that you think are shit..

[IDrinkYourBlood]

My movie is gonna be near perfect after Im done making it this summer.

[RavageRitual]

First Off I suck at this so dont expect much.

The movie will be called " CANCER STICKS "

Cast: who cares, i dont want popular actors though
Setting: City, 2006
Genre: Zombie
Plot: People start thier company of thier own cigarettes, except they put in this substance in it called "York 208" and it ends up turning the smoker into a flesh eating zombie! ( oh my!! ) Anyway i pretty much bs'ed this whole thing no offence Zombee, im just not good at this.

BTW my plot sorta sounds like "Return of the Living Dead, Rave to the Grave" except its a lil different.

The only thing i like about this is the title, i think it sounds pretty cool.

[stubbornforgey]

damn..i have a writers block.

[dewaholic]

I wasn't prepared. All I have to go with is slasher.

[deathcurse]

Title: Juggalo Massacre

Cast: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, the retarded guy from L.A. Law, and Tony Cox as the hero

Setting: The Gathering of the Juggalos

Genre: Slasher

Plot: Two actual insane clowns escape from the mental institution and Insane Clown Posse's Gathering of the Juggalos happens to be in town that day.

They kill all the Juggalos (in one scene with toxic Faygo like the wine in Street Trash)and Tony Cox kills them when they're done. But not before he mistakes ICP and Twizted as being the murderers, killing them first.

Outcome: The world is rid of all Insane Clowns and their Posses.

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by deathcurse
Title: Juggalo Massacre

Cast: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, the retarded guy from L.A. Law, and Tony Cox as the hero

Setting: The Gathering of the Juggalos

Genre: Slasher

Plot: Two actual insane clowns escape from the mental institution and Insane Clown Posse's Gathering of the Juggalos happens to be in town that day.

They kill all the Juggalos (in one scene with toxic Faygo like the wine in Street Trash)and Tony Cox kills them when they're done. But not before he mistakes ICP and Twizted as being the murderers, killing them first.

Outcome: The world is rid of all Insane Clowns and their Posses.

I liked it. *Applause*

[Zombee]

Originally posted by Zombee
Since everyone is a critic (including me) here is your oportunity to show us why your opinion matters.

Put together the perfect horror flic: follow the guidelines listed..and remember there is no such thing as a budget here.

Cast: give me 3 actors/actresses

Setting: Date, location, etc.

Genre: Slasher, Zombie etc. Or make your own.

Plot: Keep it as brief but as telling as possible

Outcome: Ending, Lesson, Etc.

And lastly why is your movie better then others that you think are shit..

Ok here is mine ..

Title : Lambency

Actors: Julliete Lewis, Forrest Whitaker and Gary Busey

Setting : New Orleans, San Diego, Omaha, Hades

Genre : Bio Zombie/Battle of Good & Evil/Hollocaust

Plot : Following the lives of 3 dispacable people who where chosen by god to bring a fallen angel back into graces during a bio zombie holocaust.

Outcome: The 3 people come together and see the ways of there evil and join forces w an arch angel to help the demon see the light again and ultimately save humanity from a horrible bio germ that turns humans into flesh crazy monsters.

This movie would kick some ass if you had a large budget to support it. I have some other secrets and story line that I am not giving up just yet. Its a good mix of good vs evil, the struggle of man and there addictions and ultimately lessons are learned and we find that man is in essence good.

[Doc Faustus]

I'm currently working on this.

Title:Morbid Art
Actors:Protagonist, no bloody clue, but also Willem Dafoe, Alicia Witt, Robert Duvall and a sort of uncastable father
Genre:Psychological horror
Plot:a medium and professional painter in his early thirties loses his father and begins to get the psychic powers he's tried to deny back in spades. The spirits of his dead family members and his former mentor begin to encourage him to kill himself and tell him he's more dead than living. He's also left chosing between his new love and his college girlfriend who od'ed.
Outcome:He realizes that the spirits are returning because of the resentment of his mentor. (Willem Dafoe, I guess) Making a bold decision, he puts his old love and his family to rest.
Why is my movie better?: Higher emotional stakes, less jumpy scares

[Despare]

I would like to see a fictional movie about Jack the Ripper trying to catch somebody who is copying his murders. It would make such a horrible killer kind of an anti-hero as he tracks down the person pretending to be him and all along the way both himself and the copycat brutally murder people. The ending, well I haven't thought much about it but it could be a bobby trying to frame him or one of a thousand other things... I just don't know what would work best. I'd like Tim Curry to be in it but I'd want some fresh faces, nobody jaded... new actors who really want to make an impact. The sets would be great though, very atmospheric time and location, Europe's good for that.

[The STE]

Title: Entropy

Cast: Michael Gourjian, Hope Davis, and W. Earl Brown

Setting: early 90's, small-ish town in Missouri, or somewhere similar

Genre: Psychological with bits of supernatural

Plot: Weird shit happens in a town, coinciding (and possibly stemming from) a metal dome that has appeared in a lake a half mile from the town.

Outcome: The town vanishes from the face of the Earth. No explanation, no lesson, no survivors.

Why this movie would kick ass: I'd do the movie like a Dogme '95 movie (except it wouldn't be one, since their guidlines say you can't do genre movies). Dogme movies have kindof a different vibe to them, which would make the weird shit happening seem weirder.

[MisterSadistro]

This thread lays out the prospect of me secretly spamming an upcoming movie of mine, so I won't :D
CK

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
This thread lays out the prospect of me secretly spamming an upcoming movie of mine, so I won't :D
CK

Nah, cook it up... we're game.

[Yellow Jacket]

Here's mine:

Title- BLACK FRIDAY

Actors- A bunch of nobodies or a few people from here

Setting- 2006; A small town

Plot- Dead serial killer (infamous in this little town) comes back from the dead thanks to a bunch of dumbass teens (who'll probably be actors in their 20's) who do a voodoo curse on... BLACK FRIDAY. *This movie has nothing to do with the whole Black Friday day. Paul Whitehurst (the killer) is just ressurected that day and it sounds cool.)

I'll post the rest later.

[The STE]

Originally posted by deathcurse
Title: Juggalo Massacre

Cast: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, the retarded guy from L.A. Law, and Tony Cox as the hero

Setting: The Gathering of the Juggalos

Genre: Slasher

Plot: Two actual insane clowns escape from the mental institution and Insane Clown Posse's Gathering of the Juggalos happens to be in town that day.

They kill all the Juggalos (in one scene with toxic Faygo like the wine in Street Trash)and Tony Cox kills them when they're done. But not before he mistakes ICP and Twizted as being the murderers, killing them first.

Outcome: The world is rid of all Insane Clowns and their Posses.

Of all the groups one would want to get rid of, you'd go with ICP and their fans? Weak.

[furballothrills]

Someone please use Paris Hilton, or some other bimbo like that... even as an extra! I want to see another beautiful death scene!