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stubbornforgey
11-30-2005, 12:26 PM
get the smell of rotten arse out of your blankets..
I have washed n washed n washed ..perfumed sprayed..hung in the sun every morning for a whole week..but the smell is still there.
This woman person comes over with a mate of mine..n she smelt..i could smell her when she walked into my room...then she sits on my bed..!!em like wtf..get ure rotten ass off my bed ..
that night when i laid down ..her smell had embedded itself into my mink blankie n try as i may..i cant get rid of it ..!!
HELP ME PLZ
This is how bad it is..
imagine the worst smell yourself couldve possibly encountered..then multipy by 1000..
pinkfloyd45769
11-30-2005, 12:33 PM
Febreeze
ItsAlive75
11-30-2005, 12:38 PM
Buy a new blanket. I had the same thing, I washed the shit out of it, even sent it to my ma to clean it. Nothin' worked, I had to buy a new comforter.
The STE
11-30-2005, 02:19 PM
try peeing on it
stubbornforgey
11-30-2005, 03:46 PM
LOL...yeah ..re marking territory
thats an idea ..
hmm sounds like throwing it away is the only option..
i did frebreeze ...but u can still smell it .
...goodbye bob marley blankie...
'sob'
a moments silence plz...'teary eyes'
stubbornforgey
11-30-2005, 03:51 PM
'spits coffee out'
loooooooooooooooooool..
hey em sad remember..!!
The STE
11-30-2005, 04:36 PM
*plays Redemption Song in honour of the fallen blankey*
Sukie
11-30-2005, 04:49 PM
I'm just freaked out that there's some chick out there smelling so bad that you can't get the odor out of your blanket. That's just really scary. And ass smell? What? What? Maybe I've led a sheltered life.
But I feel for you losing your bankie. Try sticking it in one of those vacumn bags with a ton of mothballs or dryer sheets and stick it away somewhere for a month. It's worth a try.
stubbornforgey
11-30-2005, 04:56 PM
now ya tell me ..!!
its sitting in the incenerator..i have cremated it..
redemption song was very touching btw
'sniff'.
"You don't understand what I'm up against. This is a force more powerful than anything you can imagine. Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench."
"There should be a B.O. squad that patrols the city like a "Smell Gestapo". To sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush..."
"So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it."
http://i.tbs.com/v5cache/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i10/seinfeld_jerry_240x260_052820041524.jpg
stubbornforgey
11-30-2005, 05:09 PM
ok ok..i aint trying to beat you on this one
cos man..thats gut wrenching stuff..
but try ..'shudders'...unwashed sexed vagina with a mixture of menstrul
worst of all ..its summer ..
very freaking hot..!!
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
ok ok..i aint trying to beat you on this one
cos man..thats gut wrenching stuff..
but try ..'shudders'...unwashed sexed vagina with a mixture of menstrul
worst of all ..its summer ..
very freaking hot..!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/barfJPG.jpg
stubbornforgey
11-30-2005, 05:12 PM
EXACTLY..
pinkfloyd45769
11-30-2005, 09:12 PM
NO MORE ASS SMELLING HOUSE GUEST FOR STUBBORN!!!!!!
pinkfloyd45769
11-30-2005, 09:13 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
slasherman
11-30-2005, 10:03 PM
..buy new ones !
PR3SSUR3
12-01-2005, 05:32 AM
get the smell of rotten arse out of your blankets..
I have washed n washed n washed ..perfumed sprayed..hung in the sun every morning for a whole week..but the smell is still there.
This woman person comes over with a mate of mine..n she smelt..i could smell her when she walked into my room...then she sits on my bed..!!em like wtf..get ure rotten ass off my bed ..
that night when i laid down ..her smell had embedded itself into my mink blankie n try as i may..i cant get rid of it ..!!
HELP ME PLZ
This is how bad it is..
imagine the worst smell yourself couldve possibly encountered..then multipy by 1000
This is gold smelly-bitch material...
unwashed sexed vagina with a mixture of menstrul
But nothing tops this for adolescent bravua!
roflmao
:D
Haunted
12-01-2005, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by The STE
*plays Redemption Song in honour of the fallen blankey*
Goddamnit. Now I have that song in my head.
Don't burn the blanket, because once it reaches rotten snatch, it will be awful.
If that woman comes into your home again, give the bitch a box of douche, feminine wash, and show the bitch the bathroom.
stubbornforgey
12-01-2005, 08:37 AM
LOL...
she aint gettin past my driveway !!!
fuck dat. ..even if i have to dump a bucket of acid on her..
nah ah..