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slasherman
11-27-2005, 01:49 AM
..farting christmas.. (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.campchaos.com/show.php%3FiID=315)

wvhorrorfan
11-27-2005, 02:42 AM
pu

stubbornforgey
11-27-2005, 09:00 AM
This is something that has always dumbfounded me.
Why is it that when someone farts..everybody else in the room goes
'ooooh poooo'
then sniffs the air as if for confirmation???

:confused:

psiren
11-27-2005, 09:07 AM
yes, it is funny dammit (all my girlfriends are scowling at me):p

ItsAlive75
11-27-2005, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
This is something that has always dumbfounded me.
Why is it that when someone farts..everybody else in the room goes
'ooooh poooo'
then sniffs the air as if for confirmation???


Same reason you wipe your ass then look at the toilet paper before you toss it in the toilet.

crazy raplh
11-27-2005, 09:34 AM
yea farting is funny

psiren
11-27-2005, 09:37 AM
...and how many other forms of entertainment are free these days?:D

MoonLit Meadow
11-27-2005, 08:49 PM
Farting? What's that?;)

Madrigal
11-27-2005, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Same reason you wipe your ass then look at the toilet paper before you toss it in the toilet.

I thought I was the only one...

Haunted
11-28-2005, 04:51 AM
A laugh a minute, especially when you live with two parents getting ready to enter senior status.

PR3SSUR3
11-28-2005, 06:25 AM
Who on earth checks their shitty bog roll before dropping it in the toilet?

:confused:

Pervert.

Farting is funny, though not in front of women.

As Eddie Murphy says, some need to "grade" others' farts by pausing to smell it before leaving the area at speed, looking disgusted.

DraculaInDallas
11-28-2005, 09:05 PM
It could be quite painful if you have your "Texas Longhorn" up her gas chamber when she lets it loose :eek:
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Spallalala
11-29-2005, 06:48 AM
Yes....Farting is fucking funny..

I started one day when my mum and dad decide to have a farting competition.

I proudly fart now. Nothing wrong with it. I will always believe that if I keep it in its gonna hurt.
hahhahaa

stubbornforgey
11-29-2005, 09:17 AM
do you actually check the paper u wipe ure ass with ...'snicker'
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
now thats just damned funny.

PR3SSUR3
11-29-2005, 09:22 AM
Damned disturbing...

Yet, arousing.

:eek:

SKOOFx
11-29-2005, 09:44 AM
YES

Haunted
11-29-2005, 10:13 AM
In a direct answer to this question

1. Not on a first date
2. Not if someone pulls the blanket over my head
3. Not if it's really loud
4. Not if it's really smelly

SKOOFx
11-29-2005, 10:20 AM
^ other than that..its kool right? ? ?:p

Zero
11-29-2005, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
In a direct answer to this question

1. Not on a first date
2. Not if someone pulls the blanket over my head
3. Not if it's really loud
4. Not if it's really smelly

you take all the fun out of life. . . damnit

pinkfloyd45769
11-29-2005, 12:13 PM
I guess i'm the only one that thinks its rude.....and gross!

MoonLit Meadow
11-29-2005, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I guess i'm the only one that thinks its rude.....and gross!

OH c'mon....don't try and pretend you actually think that ;) I know that you fart and giggle about it afterwards:p

pinkfloyd45769
11-29-2005, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
OH c'mon....don't try and pretend you actually think that ;) I know that you fart and giggle about it afterwards:p Ok, i guess it's funny!!!:D

MoonLit Meadow
11-29-2005, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Ok, i guess it's funny!!!:D

haha. I knew you'd admit...in fact, I'll bet you just farted...didn't you....DIDN'T YOU? ;) That's why you're smiling. :D

pinkfloyd45769
11-29-2005, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
haha. I knew you'd admit...in fact, I'll bet you just farted...didn't you....DIDN'T YOU? ;) That's why you're smiling. :D How did you know???:o

MoonLit Meadow
11-29-2005, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
How did you know???:o

I could smell it, Miss Stinkypants ;)

novakru
11-29-2005, 12:28 PM
It wasn't me!
It was the dog!
I swear!

barbra
11-29-2005, 12:35 PM
farting is healthy, its the embarasment that's funny. I mean if the person is actually embarrased. and then of course there is the tortured faces of smell opressed people. reaction is pretty funny..... but farting is healthy.
and one last thought... haunted, don't try to pretend you don't like a good steaming in a dutch oven ;) and DID, watch out for air blasted corn/peanuts.

MoonLit Meadow
11-29-2005, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by barbra
farting is healthy, its the embarasment that's funny. I mean if the person is actually embarrased. and then of course there is the tortured faces of smell opressed people. reaction is pretty funny..... but farting is healthy.
and one last thought... haunted, don't try to pretend you don't like a good steaming in a dutch oven ;) and DID, watch out for air blasted corn/peanuts.

OMG! Where did YOU come from? I haven't seen you in forever. :) Ya damn......farter ;)

slasherman
11-29-2005, 12:48 PM
..maybe I should have started a poll on this important subject..:p

IDrinkYourBlood
11-29-2005, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by slasherman
..maybe I should have started a poll on this important subject..:p its never to late

Lorre
11-29-2005, 02:46 PM
My uncle can clear a house with his putrid smell. Whenever my brother is around he likes to grab him by the head and fart in his face. He thinks he's hilarious! I cannot believe I am related to these people. :D

knife_fight
11-29-2005, 03:01 PM
absolutely

ItsAlive75
11-29-2005, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Damned disturbing...

Yet, arousing.

:eek:

pervert.

Use more emoticons too...

MoonLit Meadow
11-29-2005, 07:11 PM
I just farted. It was funny ;)

RoLLiNLiGhTs
11-29-2005, 07:12 PM
LMFAO!!!! Nice!!!

MoonLit Meadow
11-29-2005, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
LMFAO!!!! Nice!!!

HOLY BALLS. I was waiting for the invite to your funeral. Nice to know you're still alive ya bastard:p

RoLLiNLiGhTs
11-29-2005, 07:34 PM
LOL!! I'm still kickin it.....I thought I smelled some kinda rancid smell comming from this board...I see it was you...LMAO!!;)

stubbornforgey
11-29-2005, 07:36 PM
my husband..
for some ungodly reason..his farts make me sick...
everything he eats comes out in his farts.

MoonLit Meadow
11-29-2005, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
LOL!! I'm still kickin it.....I thought I smelled some kinda rancid smell comming from this board...I see it was you...LMAO!!;)

LMFAO. YOU CAUGHT ME ;)

I just showered though....so...hopefully that cleared the air a bit...probably not though ;) bwahahah.

pinkfloyd45769
11-29-2005, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMFAO. YOU CAUGHT ME ;)

I just showered though....so...hopefully that cleared the air a bit...probably not though ;) bwahahah. I can still smell you!!!! :p :p

MoonLit Meadow
11-29-2005, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I can still smell you!!!! :p :p


LMAO. Yes, I smell of soap :p

pinkfloyd45769
11-29-2005, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMAO. Yes, I smell of soap :p You smell nice.........and clean!!! :p

Zombee
11-30-2005, 01:25 PM
So tell me if this is true ...Someone once told me that the Euro's find it much more appropriate to fart at the dinner table then to burp. The reasoning I hear is because it can be unhealthy to not fart but a burp is not necessary.. Can any Euro's in here validate this claim?

evildeadfreak
12-02-2005, 04:13 PM
thats so mother fucking shit fuuny shit