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The Mothman
11-23-2005, 08:55 PM
House Of 1000 Corpses: Random Bio-mechanical fucker from underground.
House Of The Dead: 3 words. zombie sword fight. omfg.
any others?
ItsAlive75
11-23-2005, 09:34 PM
Zombi
zombie vs shark scene....
bwind22
11-24-2005, 12:39 AM
In TCM: The Next Generation, when that stupid ass shows up in a limo at the end and explains that they are responsible for all evil in the world... That was so damn retarded it almlost ruined the whole franchise for me, but instead of allowing the rest of a perfectly good franchise to get tarnished, I just try to pretend part 4 doesn't exist.
Also, every time a clip from the video game flashed on screen in House of the Dead, I contemplated getting up and walking out of the theatre.
noctuary
11-24-2005, 05:49 AM
Pretty much any scene in The Doom Generation. God, I hate that movie.
Any of the "emotional" scenes in the new Star Wars movies. Those scenes could only have been written by someone with no understanding of romance.
The scene in House of Wax where Paris gets it. I enjoyed seeing her demise and all, but do you guys have any idea how incredibly strong the guy would have to be to throw a stick through two car windows and it still have enough force to impale her through the skull? Look out, Incredible Hulk.
The Mothman
11-24-2005, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Zombi
zombie vs shark scene....
o ya i forgot about that one.:D
MisterSadistro
11-24-2005, 10:43 AM
Zombi
zombie vs shark scene....
Beat me to it on that one :D
The scene in House of Wax where Paris gets it. I enjoyed seeing her demise and all, but do you guys have any idea how incredibly strong the guy would have to be to throw a stick through two car windows and it still have enough force to impale her through the skull?
Thus proving what an airhead she really is.
CK
Sukie
11-24-2005, 01:20 PM
I so agree about the lameness of the underground world, or whatever, in House of 1000 Corpses. When I commented about the stupidness of that development, my movie friends called me a snob.
How about the new War of the Worlds. It looks like the world is lost and when they get to Boston, Mom and the grandparents, who are perfectly fine, open the spotless glass front doors of the completely untouched neighborhood to greet them. Jeez.
I have one more, which I suppose is out of context because it's not horror, but really really made me puke, and that's the final scene in Prince of Tides when Nolte is thinking "Lowenstein, Lowenstein". Maximum lamus.
The_Return
11-24-2005, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
House Of The Dead: 3 words. zombie sword fight. omfg.
As retarted as that was, I gotta say that wasnt a zombie. Technically, he never died in the first place:p :p
The thing that came out of the well in Amityville 3. What the hell?
pinkfloyd45769
11-24-2005, 01:29 PM
I think the whole "deer" scene in Ring 2 was fucking retarded.
ShankS
11-24-2005, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Zombi
zombie vs shark scene....
thats a brilliant scene, the zombie might be retarded :D but the scene aint ;)
ShankS
11-24-2005, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I think the whole "deer" scene in Ring 2 was fucking retarded.
have to agree.
the cgi was terrible.
ItsAlive75
11-24-2005, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
thats a brilliant scene, the zombie might be retarded :D but the scene aint ;)
What the hell's so brilliant about it? It goes on for like, 6 or 7 minutes... just terrible imo.
AUSTIN316426808
11-24-2005, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Sukie
How about the new War of the Worlds. It looks like the world is lost and when they get to Boston, Mom and the grandparents, who are perfectly fine, open the spotless glass front doors of the completely untouched neighborhood to greet them. Jeez.
Well, it had only been a day or two so they couldn't get to every corner of the earth in that short time. You gotta believe that there would be some places that were still unharmed.
Sukie
11-24-2005, 01:55 PM
Thanks Austin. I will take that into consideration. My daughter said that Boston was so germy they couldn't really start their attack. Ha Ha.
MisterSadistro
11-24-2005, 03:01 PM
'Last House on the Left'- any of the "traps" the dad set up (ie electric doorknob). Same gig as 'Home Alone'. Retarded beyond belief.
CK
Elvis_Christ
11-24-2005, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by noctuary
Pretty much any scene in The Doom Generation. God, I hate that movie.
:eek: That film's great. One of my favorites from the 90s.
The Mothman
11-24-2005, 08:08 PM
ok as much as i love and adore Cobra (The stallone movie) there is one scene in it that has always bothered me. A (seemingly) empty hospital, and a huge fight between a girl and The Night Slasher dude. lots of screaming and breaking doors and a whole lot of noise. but then she pulls the fire alarm, and about 50 poeple just start pouring out of the rooms. wtf. someone would have heard all that ruckus.
PR3SSUR3
11-29-2005, 09:44 AM
The Doom Generation is awesome!
Zombie Flesh Eaters' zombie/shark scene?
"Retarded?"
Ridiculous.
:cool:
Haunted
11-29-2005, 10:06 AM
The dinner scene in HOTC...it reminded me so much of that dinner scene in that diplorably stupid movie with Chevy Chase and Dan Akroyd as that really old judge mother fucker.
Actually in my opinion every scene in HOTC was stupid.
Originally posted by Haunted
The dinner scene in HOTC...it reminded me so much of that dinner scene in that diplorably stupid movie with Chevy Chase and Dan Akroyd as that really old judge mother fucker.
Actually in my opinion every scene in HOTC was stupid.
agreed - i'd also like to recommend a sub-thread of stupidest line in a film. my vote would go for the line in Kiss the Girls (a wretched film to begin with) where the killer says to N.Judd "and don't even think about trying one of your kickboxing tricks." (my god, i thought i was suddenly in a badly dubbed Bruce Lee film.
pinkfloyd45769
11-29-2005, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Zero
agreed - i'd also like to recommend a sub-thread of stupidest line in a film. my vote would go for the line in Kiss the Girls (a wretched film to begin with) where the killer says to N.Judd "and don't even think about trying one of your kickboxing tricks." (my god, i thought i was suddenly in a badly dubbed Bruce Lee film. You took my idea!!!:mad: :p
Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
You took my idea!!!:mad: :p
great minds think alike !!:D :p :D
pinkfloyd45769
11-29-2005, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Zero
great minds think alike !!:D :p :D Yes they do!!!;)
The_Return
11-29-2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Zero
agreed - i'd also like to recommend a sub-thread of stupidest line in a film. my vote would go for the line in Kiss the Girls (a wretched film to begin with) where the killer says to N.Judd "and don't even think about trying one of your kickboxing tricks." (my god, i thought i was suddenly in a badly dubbed Bruce Lee film.
Ive never seen the movie, but Kiss the Girls wa a great book. Although I dont think that particular line is in the book...
deathcurse
11-30-2005, 04:38 AM
I have disagree with the zombie vs. shark scene in Zombi 2. That is some serious brilliance right there.
My vote is for the Marx Brothers expert scene in The Devil's Rejects. The rest of the movie was great, but that scene almost prompted me to walk out. So pointless and obnoxious.