Only a month till Christmas what did you ask SANTA FOR?

[1beastieibe]

All I want is some drums.........dammit!

[stubbornforgey]

I actually want nothing.
Everything i have ever possibly needed..i have..em, so happy with my life n my surroundings..everything i have ever wished for is here .
I have instructed hubby to spend his bonus pay on himself . :D

[pinkfloyd45769]

I don't want anything either!! Not yet anyways:p

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
I have instructed hubby to spend his bonus pay on himself . :D

:p so if he actually does spend it on himself you'll hit him with a rolling pin? womanspeak is crazy :D

I'd like Santa to pay all my bills for me!

[ItsAlive75]

XBOX 360
Money
Some more money

[The Mothman]

Im getting me one of them new ipods. yay! and hopefully some $ for horror movies!!

[ThePhantom]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
XBOX 360
Money
Some more money


I heard they was already having trouble with the XBOX 360


Is asking for a million dollars to much

[novakru]

I want hangover tea that actually works

[novakru]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
All I want is for the people of the world to get along.

Yeah,that's what I meant to say

[The STE]

a loyal army of prostitutes

[bwind22]

Santa's got a mullet. I don't ask him for shit.

[wvhorrorfan]

enough money so i can preorder thai gore film art of the devil.

got it too, and ordered the treat soon enough.

YAY!:D

[bwind22]

Originally posted by The STE
a loyal army of prostitutes

OOoooo.... That's a good one. If he didn't have a mullet, I'd consider asking for one too... It's just my vehement opposition to mullets that is holding me back...

[bwind22]

Here is my favorite Christmas song... It's by a band called Nerf Herder and it's called 'I Got a Boner for Christmas'.

I've got a boner for Christmas

Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain't made of coal
I've got a boner for Christmas

Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for Christmas

Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh

Go!

Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas

All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas

Singing joy to the world.
Each and every girl.
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh.
I've got a boner
O-oooh
For Christmas

It's hard to find, but if you can get on mp3 or something, give it a listen. It's good stuff.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Lovely. Degrading and sinister during the season of perpetual hope. God, I love this planet.:rolleyes: :p

Yeah, it doesn't get much better than that, does it? Hahha.

[scouse mac]

I have a desperate need for a dancing robot, i dont know why but i wants it :mad:

[Haunted]

I want all of the Pagan gear that I can't afford.

Oh, and speaking of mullets:

I was picking up lunch yesterday at this little cafe not far from my house. I saw this kid between 8-11 with this really pronounced mullet. It was very badly cut, you could see the razor grooves on the side. His hair was was extra long in then back.

Said kid was with his dad. Now I ask you, denizens of HDC, would you let your children leave the house with a mullet?

Please say no.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Haunted
I want all of the Pagan gear that I can't afford.

Oh, and speaking of mullets:

I was picking up lunch yesterday at this little cafe not far from my house. I saw this kid between 8-11 with this really pronounced mullet. It was very badly cut, you could see the razor grooves on the side. His hair was was extra long in then back.

Said kid was with his dad. Now I ask you, denizens of HDC, would you let your children leave the house with a mullet?

Please say no.

I woulda asked the dad what the fuck he was thinking. I'd be like...


"Dude... What are you trying to do to your poor kid here? He'll get his ass kicked at school for rockin' a rattail! It's 2005 man! Here's $15 bucks, go get that thing cut the fuck off now!"

[bwind22]

And I woulda done it right in front of the kid too, so he would know. He needs to know and if his parents aren't gonna tell him, someone has to.

[AUSTIN316426808]

I'm going to ask him to back the hell up, wait his damn turn and let Halloween and Thanksgiving go by before they start trying to milk people for every penny they have.


Or maybe just an Xbox 360.

[stubbornforgey]

nope ..em serious..

every year after he gets his bonus pay he rings me n the daughters to meet him
in town...
he takes us for dinner n then we go shopping..
it doesnt matter what em looking at..he will buy..same with the kids..
by the end of the night..we come home loaded down with parcels..he has nothing but an empty wallet..
this year however i have instructed him to just go out n go silly on himself..
hes rapt..:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Haunted
Said kid was with his dad. Now I ask you, denizens of HDC, would you let your children leave the house with a mullet?

Please say no.

Only as a punishment.

"Look at this report card, young man! Were you even trying? That's it... get your coat, we're goin' to the barber."

[stubbornforgey]

wish i had a son to demeanor.. :D
daughters are too damned sly..
they know when ure up to something..
:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Only as a punishment.

"Look at this report card, young man! Were you even trying? That's it... get your coat, we're goin' to the barber."

Shit.... accidentally quoted instead of edited....

Damn technology.

[slasherman]

MONEY MONEY