The Girls Of HDC

[SKOOFx]

Lets see some pics :)

[Haunted]

??? Why not say "people" of HDC? hmmmmmm?


This message brought to you by HDC's resident (but a little tolerant) feminist.

[ItsAlive75]

There's like, a billion porn sites out there.

I'm sure you'll find one that fits your fancy, SKOOFx

[SKOOFx]

EXCUSSSSSSSSSSE ME

i was just having some fun. Not trying to get my jollies off.

Horror tends to be a male dominated genre. I wanted to see the females that represent the culture. THATS ALLL

JEEEEEEEEEZ


COMON HAUNTEDDD.. U KNOW IM NOT A BAD GUYYYYYYYYYYYY..lol

[Spallalala]

Dude, we have a pics page. Why be sexist..

[The STE]

Originally posted by Haunted
(but a little tolerant) feminist.

Contradiction in terms, yo.

















sorry...-_-

[SKOOFx]

LMAO ^ ^ ^ ^

[Angelakillsluts]

The calender comes out in December, you'll have to wait until then.

[stubbornforgey]

ooh ..i got dibs on the cat suit

[Haunted]

Oh but you like fur;) :D

[Haunted]

Thank you for not going further. What was this thread about anyway?

[AmericanManiac]

http://maxe.ausgamers.com/images/boobies.gif

[bwind22]

Originally posted by AmericanManiac
http://maxe.ausgamers.com/images/boobies.gif

Good clip for an av.




I think most of the ladies of HDC already have their pics posted in the picture thread.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by AmericanManiac
http://maxe.ausgamers.com/images/boobies.gif

I so did not need to see that.

[Preacher]

Originally posted by AmericanManiac
http://maxe.ausgamers.com/images/boobies.gif

Ahhhhh.....mother nature must be an artist.

[novakru]

Nature has nothing to do with That.
That Surgeon is a fine artist though.

[Preacher]

But nature created the surgeon didn't she??

[novakru]

Originally posted by Preacher
But nature created the surgeon didn't she??

True that:)

[The STE]

if they're fake, the surgeon did a damn good job. Fake ones I've seen don't bounce like that

[newb]

I think you guys should be ashamed. The ladies of HDC are wonderful caring human beings....not pieces of meat put on this earth just for your viewing pleasure.
I'm so disgusted.....i'm OUTTA HERE......
.......running away...........here i go....














http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/bouncing_boobs.gif

[Haunted]

Okay, I'm never posting in this thread again.

[novakru]

Fake boobs DO bounce.
4 members of my family have had breast augmentation.

Yep, my uncles are quite pleased with the realistic feel of them.

[newb]

Originally posted by novakru
Fake boobs DO bounce.
4 members of my family have had breast augmentation.

Yep, my uncles are quite pleased with the realistic feel of them.

Your uncles had breast augmentation....hmm....weird.

[ItsAlive75]

Well now I'm going to put on a dress and take a picture to post here...

...to make... a point... of some kind.

[stubbornforgey]

ouch.

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well now I'm going to put on a dress and take a picture to post here...

...to make... a point... of some kind.

and when can we expect these hmm? :p

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
and when can we expect these hmm? :p

As soon as I find someone who'll lend me a dress.

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
As soon as I find someone who'll lend me a dress.

hahahah

[Marroe]

hmm..what size are you?

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by newb
I think you guys should be ashamed. The ladies of HDC are wonderful caring human beings....not pieces of meat put on this earth just for your viewing pleasure.
I'm so disgusted.....i'm OUTTA HERE......
.......running away...........here i go....














http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/bouncing_boobs.gif

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! :D ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

[bwind22]

Originally posted by newb

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/bouncing_boobs.gif

This thread is slowly turning in to a plethora of good avatars.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Marroe
hmm..what size are you?

Man-sized. Get me a man-sized dress.

The sad thing is I'm probably skinny enough to fit into a gal's dress and not look horrible in it... I wouldn't have the bust size of course.

[newb]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Man-sized. Get me a man-sized dress.



Ya see...thats how it starts...first you drink Coor's lite...next comes the pretty dresses.

http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up3/544/505544/normal_crossdresser2.jpg

:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by newb
Ya see...that how it starts...first you drink Coor's lite...next comes the pretty dresses.

http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up3/544/505544/normal_crossdresser2.jpg

:D

I'm a Killian's boy now, remember?

[newb]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Is a kilt considered a dress?:p

Of course not...only the manliest of men can wear a kilt.

http://www.kilts-ecossais.info/ecosse-histoire-kilt/fin_d_un_mythe.jpg

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by newb
Of course not...only the manliest of men can wear a kilt.

http://www.kilts-ecossais.info/ecosse-histoire-kilt/fin_d_un_mythe.jpg LMFAO:D

[stubbornforgey]

LOL.
love the stance!!

[filmmaker2]

This thread is very highly rated for its entertainment qualities.

Stamp of approval:

APPROVAL

[newb]

Job Application





Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/image001.jpg

Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check .

[pinkfloyd45769]

cute! the application,not the girl:)

[ItsAlive75]

I can understand why she's leaning against that tree.

[PR3SSUR3]

We should keep abreast of this thread.

All hail resident pervert SKOOFx!

:) :) :)

[zomb5150]

Originally posted by Marroe
hmm..what size are you?

about 8 inches when erect
or did You want a limp measurement?:D

[PR3SSUR3]

Is that you talking about your cock again?

:eek:

[zomb5150]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Is that you talking about your cock again?

:eek:

oops.... sorry about that

[PR3SSUR3]

Quick, hide it in here ------> :eek:

[zomb5150]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Quick, hide it in here ------> :eek:

that was pretty funny:D

[SKOOFx]

OK!, WHO'S THE ASSHOLE THE RESSURECTED THIS THREAD!??!

heheh, resident perv? nah. BUT I WILL NEVER DENY HOW MUCH I LOVE THE FEMALE RACE.

[newb]

Ok then....one for the ladies of HDC.



God was just about done creating man, but he had
two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite
decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He
thought He might just as well ask
them.He told them one of the things He had left was a
thing that would allow the owner to pee while
standing up.
"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I
was wondering if either one of you had a preference
for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh,
please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do
that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man
should have.
Please! Pleeease!Give it to me!
On and on and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really
wanted it so
badly, he could have it.So God gave Adam the thing
that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all
over the place,first on the side of a rock, then he
wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see
if he could hit a stump ten feet away laughing with
delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God
said to Eve,
"Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last
thing I have left. It is really handy."

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.


:D have a nice humpday

[newb]

another



I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labor.

* I work at great depths.

* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

* I do not get weekends or holidays off.

* I work in a damp environment.

* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

* I work in high temperatures.

* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, The Penis

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work eight hours straight.

* You fall asleep after brief work periods.

* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

* You do not take initiative.

* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct

protective clothing.

* You will retire well before you are 65.

* You are unable to work double shifts.

* You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not enough,

* You are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious

looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

[newb]

OK..OK If you insist....one more.



A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.One for Friday, one
for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
"Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the dad answers.
"Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy.
"then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied
"Those are for married men.... One for January, one for
February,........"

[stubbornforgey]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[IDrinkYourBlood]

ok ok I got one
A man walks into a drug store and asks the clerck were the condoms are cuz he needs them for his 11 year old daughter.
The clerck responds "Your daughter is sexually active at the age 11!" in disbelief. And the man resonds "No not really, She usually just lays there like her mother."

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
ok ok I got one
A man walks into a drug store and asks the clerck were the condoms are cuz he needs them for his 11 year old daughter.
The clerck responds "Your daughter is sexually active at the age 11!" in disbelief. And the man resonds "No not really, She usually just lays there like her mother."

hahahaha

nice

[AUSTIN316426808]

lmao, funny page.

[Marroe]

this thread needs more girls.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
And less testosterone!:D :p well, that's why we need more chicks in here...come on now, this thread is dedicated to you all.

[PR3SSUR3]

OK ladies, here's a man with a big cock:-


http://www.tomrobinson.com/personal/manwith.htm


:eek:

[PR3SSUR3]

Clucking hell...