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SmittyKool
10-30-2005, 06:14 PM
Think of some new ways you'd kill someone, as if you were the Jigsaw Killer from the Saw movies.
doctor satan
10-31-2005, 01:26 AM
hav
doctor satan
10-31-2005, 01:30 AM
have someone tied up sat in front of a big t.v. Clamps on their eyes so they can't shut them. And then show Paul Andersons entire back catalogue followed by Uwe Bolles catalogue. If by this time the victim has'nt been driven mad start with all the episodes of pop Idol.
Despare
10-31-2005, 01:04 PM
You know it's funny, I don't mind Anderson as I liked Mortal Kombat, thought Resident Evil and Soldier were ok and even had fun with AVP. I looked him up to see what was next though... Deathrace 3000... I almost died. I can't believe somebody let him do this...
The_Return
10-31-2005, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by Despare
You know it's funny, I don't mind Anderson as I liked Mortal Kombat, thought Resident Evil and Soldier were ok and even had fun with AVP. I looked him up to see what was next though... Deathrace 3000... I almost died. I can't believe somebody let him do this...
I agreet, I dont mind Anderson. Boll deserves his reputation though...
Despare
10-31-2005, 01:16 PM
Sorry for that off topic thing. Anyway, I would have somebody have to keep their balance on a chair with a noose around their neck and their hand locked behind their back. The chair would be ona simple timed trap door and the person would have two hours to free their hands. The lock on their hands would be a three number padlock (similar to a briefcase lock with the horizontle (sp) rotating numbers) and the code would be on the wall right in front of them... unfortuanatly they have no clue which numbers the lock started on.
stubbornforgey
10-31-2005, 02:21 PM
lol...
Abba all the way..!!
lock some bastard up in an airtight room n blast the shit out of Abba on the radio..tied up on a chair...d rated porn on the telly
Recently a competition was held in Auckland..
a whole week..locked in a caravan..
3 mothers and thier 8 yr old children..
listening to non-stop crazy frog..even while they tried to sleep..winner got 10,000$s.& a trip to disneyland.
A parish minister paid out 20,000$ to the parents to get thier child the hell out of there..all but one mum took up the offer.
:rolleyes:
bwind22
10-31-2005, 09:13 PM
You could sew their asshole shut and then keep feeding them and feeding them until the burst.
AmericanManiac
10-31-2005, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by bwind22
You could sew their asshole shut and then keep feeing them and feeding them until the burst. :p
ShankS
11-01-2005, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by bwind22
You could sew their asshole shut and then keep feeding them and feeding them until the burst.
sounds like a Se7en scenario.
bwind22
11-01-2005, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
sounds like a Se7en scenario.
It's actually a line out of a Gravediggaz song.
Here's another... (Doesn't pertain directly to a way of death, but it's a good line...)
Down through the corridor
Was old fat Ned
Scheming on a blowjob
from a crackhead.
He was like "Hey!
Want a piece little man?"
I was like "No!
I'm better off with my hand."
gorefreak
11-01-2005, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by bwind22
You could sew their asshole shut and then keep feeding them and feeding them until the burst.
Actually, to add to that, you should put large quantities of laxatives in their food. :D