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The STE

10-29-2005, 08:13 AM

Polish Vampire in Burbank

btw:
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16371&perpage=15&highlight=worst%20horror%20movie%20ever&pagenumber=1
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8499&perpage=15&highlight=worst%20horror%20movie%20ever&pagenumber=1

Jacob Singer

10-29-2005, 08:33 AM

Violent cop (all of them)

Soloman Kane

10-29-2005, 09:34 AM

THE FOG REMAKE
Why did someone remake this.. Oh wait money? :D Mostly anyone who watches it :)

bwind22

10-29-2005, 09:55 AM

I've seen The Dead Hate the Living and House of the Dead. Both are terrible, but HotD was on a bigger budget so that takes the cake as a shittier movie. They had more to work with.

crazy raplh

10-29-2005, 11:18 AM

evil sister 2

phantomstranger

10-29-2005, 11:47 AM

How about some oldies but crapies:

Draculas Dog
Jesse James meets Frankensteins Daughter

Billy The Kid vs Dracula

The Creeping Terror
Children Shoud'nt Play With Dead Things
Night Of The Lepus
The Manitou
Mausoleum
Maximum Overdrive

and on...and on
isn't sad that we can name far more bad horror films than good.

Fred Krueger

10-29-2005, 06:27 PM

Nothing named in this thread is as bad as The House of the Dead when you consider all factors involved. It takes alot, and I mean ALOT to make me detest a horror film (I actually enjoy movies such as The House by the Cemetary) but I sat through all of House of the Dead and quite literally felt ripped off. Terrible movie, terrible story, terrible everything.

The STE

10-29-2005, 06:28 PM

you clearly have not seen Polish Vampire in Burbank

Despare

10-29-2005, 11:18 PM

Resident Evil 2 had some decent action, it wasn't a horror film. House of the Dead sucked like nothing has sucked before. Violent Cop worse? NO WAY! If you'd take something like Violent Cop out back and shoot it to put it out of its' misery then HotD needs to be taken to the cellar and beaten into a bloody pulp then defecated on and lit on fire.

psiren

10-30-2005, 12:59 AM

probably the ''living dead at the manchester morgue''

Fred Krueger

10-30-2005, 04:16 AM

HOTD's budget is the main reason why it has to be considered worse. They had alot to work with, and I just don't understand how they thought that pile of garbage could entertain us.

The Mothman

10-30-2005, 04:25 PM

Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid.

ssooooosoosoosooosooooosooo bad.

The_Return

10-30-2005, 04:30 PM

Jigsaw. Sweet Lord, makes House of the Dead look like The Shining. At least HotD was coherant! Despit obviously having NO budget, this movie wouldnt have sucked under any circumstance, believe me

The STE

10-30-2005, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Fred Krueger
HOTD's budget is the main reason why it has to be considered worse. They had alot to work with, and I just don't understand how they thought that pile of garbage could entertain us.

Nope. It sounds like the problmes with House of the Dead were at the script level. Could've had Christian Bale, Ray Liotta, and had Ryuhei Kitamura direct, if the script is bad then the script is bad.

The_Return

10-30-2005, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by The STE
Nope. It sounds like the problmes with House of the Dead were at the script level. Could've had Christian Bale, Ray Liotta, and had Ryuhei Kitamura direct, if the script is bad then the script is bad.

How can you say things like that about a script full of classic lines like this:

Bad Actor #1-You did all this to become immortal. Why?

Bad Actor #2-To live forever!

Now it takes real genius to come up with lines like that!

noctuary

10-30-2005, 06:43 PM

Okay, okay... Now I've seen one that may just give HotD a run for its money. Hood of the Living Dead. I could only watch about half of it, so it may pick up a lot at the end, but what I saw was pretty dire.

bwind22

10-31-2005, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by noctuary
Okay, okay... Now I've seen one that may just give HotD a run for its money. Hood of the Living Dead. I could only watch about half of it, so it may pick up a lot at the end, but what I saw was pretty dire.

No it doesn't pick up at the end. Hood of the Living Dead was every bit as terrible as it sounds, but again, we come back to the budget. Hood of the Living Dead was made on a next to nithing budget where as House of the Dead had a major studio backing them.

gorefreak

10-31-2005, 05:02 AM

Originally posted by The_Return
How can you say things like that about a script full of classic lines like this:

Bad Actor #1-You did all this to become immortal. Why?

Bad Actor #2-To live forever!

Now it takes real genius to come up with lines like that!
LMAO! :D I forgot about that. Even though it's unintentionally hilarious, it's so bad it's a strain to watch that crapfest.
Originally posted by bwind22
No it doesn't pick up at the end. Hood of the Living Dead was every bit as terrible as it sounds, but again, we come back to the budget. Hood of the Living Dead was made on a next to nithing budget where as House of the Dead had a major studio backing them.
Budget has nothing to do with it. I've seen movies with a low budget that really made a very watchable, atmospheric film. Look at the first Gingersnaps. That was one of the best werewolf films to come around in the long time. Now that they had a larger budget the last two movies were okay at best, but rather dry. Seems that sometimes people think that the budget will make the movie, when it's the acting, storyline and scares.

Jacob Singer

10-31-2005, 05:08 AM

A real bad movie was Faust an spanish production that tries to copy Spawn comics......Same producers fo Dagon (Fantastic factory).....no coment

Maerlyn

10-31-2005, 05:20 AM

Faust was really a bad movie, but far from being among the worst, i suppose.

Jacob Singer

10-31-2005, 05:25 AM

...and how could be worst???? Just imposible

Maerlyn

10-31-2005, 05:28 AM

Originally posted by Jacob Singer
...and how could be worst???? Just imposible

Look at the title. :rolleyes:

Jacob Singer

10-31-2005, 05:35 AM

I see the title and what? Faust is the worst movie I have see...for you it could be other.....diferent opinions. I don't change my point of view, sorry about that (but it is the idea of phoros: diferent people with diferents points of view)

Maerlyn

10-31-2005, 05:55 AM

Originally posted by Jacob Singer
...and how could be worst???? Just imposible

A misunderstanding occured i think. (maybe i got your sentence wrong, or you got wrong sentence) It is of course, your opinion, and i can not say a word.

Jacob Singer

10-31-2005, 06:03 AM

.....THANK YOU

gorefreak

11-01-2005, 04:47 AM

Can't be any worse than anything by "Brain Damage Films" or "Dead Alive Productions". At least the movies mentioned, "House Of The Dead", "Jigsaw" and "Faust" was shot on film, not video.

Dee Hart

11-01-2005, 04:15 PM

any night of the living dead movies.

giallobelly

11-05-2005, 03:50 PM

There a lot of Brain Damage movies that are pretty good considering the lack of resources they have to make them. However, this is not the case with Goth.

noctuary

11-06-2005, 06:34 AM

Originally posted by Dee Hart
any night of the living dead movies. Um... what? You really think that the Living Dead series is worse than stuff like House of the Dead and Faust? I'm sorry, I just really don't understand that...

The_Return

11-06-2005, 07:16 AM

I think he's a confused troll. All his posts are pretty retarted.

VampiricClown

11-06-2005, 07:51 AM

Poltergeist III was one of the worst too me. The effects were decent, but the acting was awful. The script was barely more than "Carol-Anne!!!" Over and Over.

Jacob Singer

11-06-2005, 08:25 AM

Agree with you!!! But I'm my oppinion,Poltergeist I was the only one that have any interest, the rest are just the same but worst

The_Return

11-06-2005, 08:27 AM

I didnt think Poltergiest was that great, but far from Worst Movie Ever. It was a bit boring, but that's about all that was wrong with it IMO.

VampiricClown

11-06-2005, 08:31 AM

I thought the second Poltergeist was alright. The first was the best by far.

The_Return

11-06-2005, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I thought the second Poltergeist was alright. The first was the best by far.

I havnt bothered to see the sequels.

stubbornforgey

11-06-2005, 10:05 AM

em sorry but ..john carpenters vampires
bored the shit out of me

Jacob Singer

11-06-2005, 10:42 AM

Yea, Vampires & Ghosts of Marsh are the worst movies from Carpenter... but not the worst movies ever (they look like clasics compared with things like Faust, Dagon, Poltergeist II & III etc)

VampiricClown

11-06-2005, 01:21 PM

I have John Carpenter's Vampires. I haven't watched it yet though, same for Dagon.

Xymphony

11-06-2005, 02:47 PM

Dagon? Among worst movies EVER? No way i can understand this :confused: :confused: :confused:

The_Return

11-06-2005, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by Xymphony
Dagon? Among worst movies EVER? No way i can understand this :confused: :confused: :confused:

Agreed!

But me and Singer had this argument before, no?;)

VampiricClown

11-07-2005, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by Xymphony
Dagon? Among worst movies EVER? No way i can understand this :confused: :confused: :confused:

I know, I know. I didn't buy it though. It came on Sci-Fi and I taped it. So luckily I'm not out any money.

Jacob Singer

11-11-2005, 02:00 AM

Off course we have this argument before.....anyway thats my opinion, you could love that .....film, Idont wanna fight again for the same movie:cool:

Lorre

11-11-2005, 11:45 AM

One of the absolute worst movies I have ever seen would be Side FX. Has anyone seen this? My aunt bought it for me because she knows that I love horror movies. I didn't have the heart to tell her that it sucks major ass.

Despare

11-11-2005, 02:12 PM

The worst movie hasn't been released yet. I was just reading the cast list for it though... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/.

Not a bad cast but the best actors in the world couldn't save this project. When Tarentino did Kill Bill in two volumes people were skeptical but it turned out ok because it was Tarentino... Uwe Boll shouldn't be allowed to even try.

I would say of the current movies though Island of the Dead was MUCH worse than House of the Dead. Flies!? C'mon!!!

The Mothman

11-11-2005, 02:21 PM

house of 1000corpses was fucking terrible. worse than hotd.

knife_fight

11-11-2005, 02:31 PM

out of the horror movies I've watched in the past two weeks or so, I'd have to say that Boogeyman was the worst.

but I also gotta say that I was a bit disappointed by High Tension as well. not saying it was a bad movie though (so don't get pissed if you loved it).

VampiricClown

11-12-2005, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by knife_fight
out of the horror movies I've watched in the past two weeks or so, I'd have to say that Boogeyman was the worst.

Boogeyman was pretty bad. I was hoping for a good scare, but instead just got a good case of being bored. It was almost as "un-scary" as darkness falls.

The_Return

11-12-2005, 02:03 PM

Personally, I thought House of the Dead was alot better than Boogeyman. Both are awful movies though...

Despare- I agree that movie has a great cast. Too bad that POS will have to go on their resumes....

VampiricClown

11-12-2005, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by The_Return
Personally, I thought House of the Dead was alot better than Boogeyman. Both are awful movies though...

Which "House Of The Dead" movie are you referring to? The 2003 release or the 1978 release?

scottingraham

11-12-2005, 03:36 PM

Id have to say The Grudge personally! It was just so slow and I never could get into it! Boogeyman was also pretty bad and very boring!

The_Return

11-12-2005, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Which "House Of The Dead" movie are you referring to? The 2003 release or the 1978 release?

2003

VampiricClown

11-12-2005, 03:56 PM

Now I'm curious to see it, but I'm not sure if I should spend the money. haha

filmmaker2

11-12-2005, 04:24 PM

Razorteeth
Frankenfish

Both whacky mutant killer fish movies, but insufferably lame

Despare

11-12-2005, 08:41 PM

You know, I like a lot of movies, even a bunch on this list. I liked Resident Evil, John Carpenter's Vampires, House of 1,000 Corpses and plenty more but Undead was garbage. I'd put Undead just above House of the Dead because there were a couple ok scenes but I realllly disliked that movie.

filmmaker2

11-13-2005, 07:15 AM

I liked Resident Evil just fine, thought it was a lot of fun. A lot of people I know thought it was crap, but I didn't agree.

I own House of the Dead and enjoy it; I don't think it's a good movie but it's good stupid-time entertainment.

I need to see the Unrated Land of the Dead. Hopefully I'll like it better than what I saw in the theatre--was disappointed. I've been watching Romero's movies since a long time ago, and I get picky.

PR3SSUR3

11-15-2005, 07:19 AM

I agree Vampires and Resident Evil were both perfectly acceptable horror/action movies.

I think we should draw distinctions between bad "real" movies (i.e. those with a budget and semi-professional crew) and bad "throwaway" efforts (such as anything with "Cheerleader", "Tomato" or "Killer" in the title).

XFeaRX

11-18-2005, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by crazy raplh
i fell asleep in the theatre

Jesus, people actually saw it in the theater? When I saw the movie I thought I was watching someone play a bad made video game.

VampiricClown

11-18-2005, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Razorteeth
Frankenfish

With the name "Frankenfish", what do you expect? I mean come on, even the name of the movie is lame.

gorefreak

11-18-2005, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by The_Return
I didnt think Poltergiest was that great, but far from Worst Movie Ever. It was a bit boring, but that's about all that was wrong with it IMO.
It could've been a great movie had Spielbooger given Tobe Hooper total control of directing it instead of stepping in every time Hooper's direction got just a tad too creepy for him. Poltergiest 2 was kinda lame, although Carol Anne's rotting face and wailing moan as she was withering away was kinda cool. :)

The Mothman

11-19-2005, 06:30 AM

any of nathan schiff's no-budget trilogy. they are so bad that you gotta love them

VampiricClown

11-19-2005, 07:50 AM

any of nathan schiff's no-budget trilogy. they are so bad that you gotta love them

I can't relate to half of these. I just got into the whole horror thing about 4 months ago. I always watched the b/w movies though. I need to do some more homework sounds like.

wu ghung

11-19-2005, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by phantomstranger
How about some oldies but crapies:

Draculas Dog
Jesse James meets Frankensteins Daughter

Billy The Kid vs Dracula

The Creeping Terror
Children Shoud'nt Play With Dead Things
Night Of The Lepus
The Manitou
Mausoleum
Maximum Overdrive

and on...and on
isn't sad that we can name far more bad horror films than good.
Ya. But like bwind said those sorts of movies had low budgets, so to expect a lot from them is a but much..

But wendigo gets my vote for the worse movie i have ever seen.

trx1

11-21-2005, 05:29 PM

28 days later, FUCK, that was the shittest flik ive EVER seen...

gorefreak

11-22-2005, 05:14 AM

"28 Days Later" could've been a little faster paced, but I didn't think it was that bad. Let's face it, there are much worse movies out there.

The Mothman

11-22-2005, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by trx1
28 days later, FUCK, that was the shittest flik ive EVER seen...
what? i thought that was one of the best zombie-ish films to come out in years. beat the shit out of that resident evil crap.

plus, it had a badass in it. a badass who fucks poeple up. movies that have that are always good. that dude at the end was fucking EVERYBODY up. pretty nasty eye gouging scene in there too.

noctuary

11-22-2005, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by trx1
28 days later, FUCK, that was the shittest flik ive EVER seen...
I guess you haven't seen very many movies, eh? Anyway, I'd just like to add Hellraiser: Deader to the list. If you're interested, you can read my comments on it in the "Last seen movie" thread, which I won't repeat here for fear of being boring.

pinkfloyd45769

11-22-2005, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Razorteeth
Frankenfish

Both whacky mutant killer fish movies, but insufferably lame I'm with you on this, i keep trying to think of what was really the worst horror movie, guess which comes to mind??? Frankenfish:D

evildeadfreak

11-23-2005, 01:56 PM

Miximum over drive is the overall worst i can think of. I thought Return of the dead 3 was also pretty bad but not the worst.

eastsidemotel6

12-01-2005, 01:52 AM

I actually liked the movie "Mausoleum." I haven't seen HOTD, but is it really as bad as Bloody Murderer or Camp Blood? Both of these had sequels as well that were just as bad.

PR3SSUR3

12-01-2005, 03:43 AM

Zoltan: Hound of Dracula & Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things? Both classics and no mistake!

Return of the Living Dead 3... are you on drugs? Which parts are you not getting - the tragic central romance, the fantastically inventive gore, the great sets, the unusual downbeat ending?

:eek:

Yellow Jacket

12-05-2005, 03:07 PM

Shapeshifter {2005}, Ghost Lake, and House of the Dead

scouse mac

12-05-2005, 04:02 PM

Grotesque

Rawhead Rex

jmac5000

12-05-2005, 04:33 PM

I'd like to argue that Maximum Overdrive is redeemed due to a thoroughly KICK ASS soundtrack! AC/DC Back in Black? HOLY SHEEEIT!!!

Zero

12-05-2005, 06:35 PM

there's a funny story about that on the AC/DC Live at Donnington DVD extras - apparently King wanted the boys to due additoinal music - the couple of instrumental songs on the MO soundtrack - but when they finished up those numbers, he hated them.

A few years after the film came out, he came up to Angus and Malcolm and admitted that the only thing worth shit out of the whole film were the AC/DC instrumentals. . . lol

livingdeadguy

12-06-2005, 11:31 PM

Wendigo and Valentine. Godawful the both of them.

Zombie Nurse

12-07-2005, 06:56 AM

Dead Meat
Creep
Day of the Dead 2 - COntagium
Freddy V Jason

there's more but Ill stick with those

Doc Faustus

12-07-2005, 05:56 PM

I really enjoyed Freddy vs. Jason and Return of the Living Dead 3. I would say the worst horror film would have to have aired on the sci-fi channel, have featured a Melrose place or Models Inc cast member in the lead and have a title indicating the kind of animal that menaces the protagonist and possibly his awkward teenage daughter. There's about thirty five of these, one of them has to be it.

VampiricClown

12-07-2005, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Zombie Nurse
Dead Meat
Creep
Day of the Dead 2 - COntagium
Freddy V Jason

there's more but Ill stick with those

I personally liked Freddy Vs. Jason. Don't know why, but I did.

Despare

12-07-2005, 09:13 PM

Jason X was even fun but not HotD, I mean, the whole "80s simulation" thing was great! If like me you lived through the 80s...

Lorre

12-08-2005, 01:07 PM

OMG! I completely forgot that Jason X ever existed. It was probably better off that way. It sucked much ass.

Doc Faustus

12-08-2005, 08:06 PM

I think American Psycho 2 deserves honorable mention as well. Not to mention Dracula's Curse. I have never seen such an uptight Italian film in my life. Every bit of brilliant decadence common to the cultural output of Italian horror was surgically removed. Although I've only seen the box for Sasquatch Hunters, it looks like it might very well have a place in HDC's hall of shame. Is there an official HDC hall of shame by the way?

Zombie Nurse

12-09-2005, 06:22 AM

Vampiric Clown said:
I personally liked Freddy Vs. Jason. Don't know why, but I did.

I think mostly people who like Jason really enjoyed the film - as someone who has never really got into the Jason thing, and who adores with a capital A Freddy, was a real let down.

Nursey
xxx

KingSlug

12-10-2005, 01:40 PM

:mad: SKINNED DEEP:mad:

she_died

12-12-2005, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by Marroe
I take it none of you have seen "The Dead Hate the Living" then?

I know what you're saying. That's the one that looks like a bad high school play that happened to be filmed. Also Ghoul School is a similarly bad one, but with a bit more humour tospare it from the worst of all time.

DOTD Contagium is an okay lo-budget zombie flick, the only problem is that they had the stones to call it a pre/sequel to Romero's masterpiece. The story had NOTHING to do with DOTD or Romero's mythology, I don't know what they were thinking.

PR3SSUR3

12-12-2005, 08:40 AM

The Dead Hate the Living isn't a bad zombie film - much better than most of the rest of the Romero derivatives.

she_died

12-12-2005, 08:43 AM

Yes, I'll give it points for originality.

Despare

12-13-2005, 06:52 PM

You know, I almost forgot about it (I've been trying for years) but Island of the Dead was HORRIBLE. I'd rather watch House of the Dead with Ewe Boll sitting next to me telling me how great it was and eating popcorn loudly then to have to watch the last 10 minutes of Island of the Dead.

Posher778

12-16-2005, 07:50 PM

back on the poktergeist thing... the first poltergeist is one of the best scary movies i have seen by far. the effects for 1982* ? were great, and the acting was great, and it was great. and a tree tried to eat the kid.

cant go wrong with child eating trees!

yeah house of the dead was more like... go outside and lick the freeway for 6 hours and then eat your tongue kind of fun than anything else

hypnocil addict

12-29-2005, 03:43 AM

i hate to say it because i love eliza dushku SO much, but

Soul Survivors was a pretty bad horror movie.

i also thought Boogeyman was horrible too. thats just me though.

NECRO666

12-30-2005, 04:04 PM

I though another worst horror ever, How about Kondom des Grauens (Killer condoms) 1996. I seen that on cable and did that shit sucked. I guess some ppl like it. :D Condoms bitting people dicks off and a cop (i think) chasing the condom around.

crazy raplh

12-30-2005, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by Despare
You know, I almost forgot about it (I've been trying for years) but Island of the Dead was HORRIBLE. I'd rather watch House of the Dead with Ewe Boll sitting next to me telling me how great it was and eating popcorn loudly then to have to watch the last 10 minutes of Island of the Dead.

i agree with you on that.

noctuary

12-31-2005, 06:18 AM

Originally posted by NECRO666
I though another worst horror ever, How about Kondom des Grauens (Killer condoms) 1996. I seen that on cable and did that shit sucked. I guess some ppl like it. :D Condoms bitting people dicks off and a cop (i think) chasing the condom around.
Killer Condom was hilarious. And pretty bad, yes.

joshaube

01-01-2006, 01:34 PM

Hood of the Living Dead, couldn't even watch it. Alone in the Dark, didn't catch my interest. House of the Dead - don't hurt me - looks decent from the trailer :x I'd watch it, but then probably hate it afterward.

gorefreak

01-01-2006, 09:25 PM

lol@"Hood Of The Living Dead". Saw that at the video store and it looks like another rapper-horror-genre-cash-in that's sure to suck. They oughta stick to doing rap music instead of shitty horror movies.

joshaube

01-01-2006, 09:54 PM

Oh, upon skimming you will soon realize the budget. Zombie faces? Thin red water-like substance smeared on dark skinned faces and gritted teeth. So horrific >_> Theres enough "yo' cap dat azz niggah" within the 40 seconds I did watch to make you sick. Definate no buy, no rent, no encounter. Avoid at ALL costs. May be lethal :x

thatsnot_horror

01-01-2006, 10:01 PM

The worst horror movie i'v ever seen...was proably Killer Cartoons i think that was the name of it..i found it at some busted up movie store...the crew was all porn stars & they used really really cheep thrift store masks..

gorefreak

01-02-2006, 07:56 AM

LMAO! :D I'm surprised "York Entertainment" hadn't picked that one up. :)

The Mothman

01-04-2006, 06:08 AM

Shriek Of The Mutilated.

so incredibly bad. about a yeti which is very cleary a man running around in a very fake looking suit. terrible movie, andno gore, even though the back of the cover said it has "Gut Wrenching Gore"

The STE

01-04-2006, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by thatsnot_horror
The worst horror movie i'v ever seen...was proably Killer Cartoons i think that was the name of it..i found it at some busted up movie store...the crew was all porn stars & they used really really cheep thrift store masks..

sounds like Evil Toons

Dante'sInferno

01-06-2006, 06:00 AM

Rodent.....or something with a rat in it....holy shit that movie sucked....even though it was a B movie...i mean come on at least WRITE a script..ok ill explain the story in 1 sentence

A gigantic rodent goes on a killing spreee.

...

velvet kisses

01-10-2006, 09:57 AM

i think fright night 1 and 2. also white noise, monster man and the wicker man

urgeok

01-11-2006, 07:40 AM

I Dismember Mama ...

hands down the worst ever .

urgeok

01-11-2006, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by velvet kisses
i think fright night 1 and 2. also white noise, monster man and the wicker man

Fright Night 1 ?
one of my favorite films..

bloodrayne

01-11-2006, 07:41 AM

The Village!

Was that even SUPPOSED to be a 'horror' movie?...I don't know what the hell that was...

Juicy Jon

01-11-2006, 07:43 AM

I liked The Village. Not so much for the huge letdown story, but the whole feel of the movie was great. I'd like to shake the directors hand (or atleast tell him... good fucking job or something....)

The Fog remake was one of the worst that IVE ever seen. Also Craven's Cursed made me want to rip my face off.

BH14

01-13-2006, 03:38 PM

3. House of the Dead
2. Boogeyman
1. FearDotCom
Honorable Mention: Dark Water

Juicy Jon

01-13-2006, 04:53 PM

It HAS to be Killjoy 2.

NECRO666

01-15-2006, 07:09 PM

The Last film i seen in Drive-in was The Incredible Melting, that fim sucked also and i really do miss drive-in those where the best 100% better than in door theater.

Angelakillsluts

01-15-2006, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by urgeok
Fright Night 1 ?
one of my favorite films.. ]

me too :mad:

Worst movie: House of the Dead

liebesspiel

01-28-2006, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by Jacob Singer
Resident evil 2 Apocalipsis:.....o my god!!!!the only thing positive about this ¿movie? is that get free invitation

Tuno negro: a spanish production.....man.....a complet shit

I agree, Tuno negro is one of the CRAPPIEST movies ever. It's pretty mediocre.

liebesspiel

01-28-2006, 06:14 PM

I think the worst horror movie ever is The Ring. I'm sorry, I know it's one of the best horror movies out there, but I really really hate it.

Tikkin

01-29-2006, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by liebesspiel
I think the worst horror movie ever is The Ring. I'm sorry, I know it's one of the best horror movies out there, but I really really hate it.

Thats your point of view I guess. But you really must watch some truly terrible films such as Mountaintop Motel Massacre, Rabid, or Dr Giggles first.

Now those are truly BAD films!

Zombee

02-10-2006, 07:00 AM

Hide & Creep..The worst ever. And the nerve of them to say it is better than Shaun of the Dead!

urgeok

02-10-2006, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by liebesspiel
I think the worst horror movie ever is The Ring. I'm sorry, I know it's one of the best horror movies out there, but I really really hate it.

hating something doesnt make it the worst movie ever ...
something about it didnt connect but it was obviously better made than numerous other films out there.

there is a difference between 'worst horror movie ever' and 'what horror movie do you hate the most'

PeaSoupintheye

02-10-2006, 08:30 AM

For me it has to be Ghost Lake - what the fuck was that all about? Poor acting, Poor effects...poor viewing audiences who had to sit through this shite. I'd really rather have eyes pierced than have to sit through this fuckin garbage again. I'm planning on sending it to my worst enemy anonymously for hsi birthday lol.

I think an honourable mention must go to Camp Blood as well...man we made better movies than that in college - well, on second thoughts...

urgeok

02-10-2006, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by PeaSoupintheye
For me it has to be Ghost Lake - what the fuck was that all about? Poor acting, Poor effects...poor viewing audiences who had to sit through this shite. I'd really rather have eyes pierced than have to sit through this fuckin garbage again. I'm planning on sending it to my worst enemy anonymously for hsi birthday lol.

I think an honourable mention must go to Camp Blood as well...man we made better movies than that in college - well, on second thoughts...

i've seen worse .. but it was pretty bad.

the guy who played the dad ... jesus what was he, the filmmakers brother or something ?

the one thing i'm constantly amazed at is the terrible casting ... cant they find anyone with any kind of talent cheap ?

Angelakillsluts

02-10-2006, 01:37 PM

Cabin by the Lake 2 is another horrible movie.

ZombieChick13

02-10-2006, 05:16 PM

I know that I'm probably gonna get slaughtered for saying this but....

The Evil Dead series freaking sucked! I hated those movies so much, they bored me and they were stupid as hell.

...feel free to yell at me, I know Evil Dead is a "cult classic", but oh well.

Posher778

02-10-2006, 06:27 PM

cabin by the lake 2 was very bad, but i wouldnt say it was the worst... in fact no where near it.

CBTL 1 was actually ok, not scary, but, pretty good, and it was original. both of them struck me as more... lifetime movie than anything else.

PeaSoupintheye

02-13-2006, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
i've seen worse .. but it was pretty bad.

the guy who played the dad ... jesus what was he, the filmmakers brother or something ?

the one thing i'm constantly amazed at is the terrible casting ... cant they find anyone with any kind of talent cheap ?

Hahhaha - if you have seen worse then please let me know the film titles so I can avoid. LOL.

You hit the nail on the head with the 'Father charater' as well - his brother or his lover definetley.

There must be better talent out there...

urgeok

02-13-2006, 05:28 AM

its always some pasty white fat guy with terrible hair and a pathetic mustache ... there's one of these guys in every low budget horror..

Elvis_Christ

02-14-2006, 08:53 PM

Children shouldn't play with dead things has made it to my godawful shitlist

mothermold

02-14-2006, 10:04 PM

i find it difficult labeling any film "worst ever" that being said i think "unhinged" certainly ranks low on "the list" of desirable films.the one thing that makes this movie(dvd) worth owning is the audio commentary by "the detractors"....absolutely hilarious.

LegallyInsane

02-15-2006, 02:36 AM

The Grudge.

Korpse

02-15-2006, 02:57 AM

Hide & Creep..The worst ever. And the nerve of them to say it is better than Shaun of the Dead!
I liked it, no where near as good as SotD but still good.

urgeok

02-15-2006, 05:09 AM

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Children shouldn't play with dead things has made it to my godawful shitlist

i thought you of all people would like that one ..

i got a kick out of it .. but havent seen it in years now ...

Elvis_Christ

02-15-2006, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by urgeok
i thought you of all people would like that one ..

i got a kick out of it .. but havent seen it in years now ...

I dug it once the zombies came out cause the were a couple of really nicely done scenes particulary the end. I think it was just the main character (the dude with the beard) just really annoyed me and ruined the film for me with his ranting and raving. But I might give it another day in court sometime cuz a lot of people seem to dig it. Still thought it was better than Undead :p

I watched Bob Clark's Dead Of Night the other day and liked it a lot more than Children....

urgeok

02-16-2006, 05:52 AM

some times that can happen .. one guy ruins an entire movie ..

like the whiner comedy relief asshole in The Mummy (recent version)

i think guys in beards are the worse though ..

there's no room for beards in horror !!!!!

Elvis_Christ

02-16-2006, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by urgeok
some times that can happen .. one guy ruins an entire movie ..

I was hoping something awful would happen to him but no! He just went on and on. Usually a character that annoying would get used as cannon fodder but this dude ended up being the main protagonist. The whole time I saw a zombie or someone flip out I was "Get that motherfucker!".

Kinda reminds me of that kid in House By The Cemetery. Everytime he whinned I wanted to see blood spilled :D

InkMonster

02-16-2006, 02:17 PM

Skinned Deep. What the fuck was up with that? Tried to watch it twice and couldn't finish it.

urgeok

02-16-2006, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I was hoping something awful would happen to him but no! He just went on and on. Usually a character that annoying would get used as cannon fodder but this dude ended up being the main protagonist. The whole time I saw a zombie or someone flip out I was "Get that motherfucker!".

like Franklin in TCM ... i hated that ass ..

Thorns_demon

02-20-2006, 02:46 AM

Exorcism of Emily rose, ugh when I saw that I had the urge of throwing things at people , nothing ever happend, I almost felt sick of such a bad movie, it's banned , I'll never ever watch it again, won't recomand this to anyone.

Krueger

02-21-2006, 01:16 PM

Dracula 3000 must be the worst "horror"film I've ever seen.
Could someone tell me if this atually was done with a sense of humor, or if it really was meant to be some sort of a good draculafilm?

Anyway, it's about a spacecraft who docks with some strange vessel, and then awakens Dracula on board. Gee.

Either way it sucks.

Posher778

02-21-2006, 01:24 PM

i HATE franklin, glad he died. i just don't like having handicap people in horror movies. theyre always gonna get it, why put them in. makes me feel bad for them since they can't do anything to get away.

i still hate gale weathers from scream, she NEEDED to die.

angel_tears

02-21-2006, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by Soloman Kane
THE FOG REMAKE
Why did someone remake this.. Oh wait money? :D Mostly anyone who watches it :)
Can i just say... I AGREE TOTALLY!
also i thought that jeepers creepers 2 was just LAME!!! i was laughing really hard when those kids were on the bus and the scarecrow licked the windscreen i was like "haha hes having an orgasm!"
Lame, would have been scary if the scarecrow didnt have wings... that ruined it!
cya