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meetthecreeper
10-26-2005, 09:02 AM
Well I am not a baseball fan but I sure am a fan of mayhem and destruction.
So when the White Sox sweep the Astros tonight, how many people do you think are going to be killed on Division street in Shitcago when the city goes up for grabs??
How many dead??
Injured??
How many squad cars turned over and burned??
How much police brutality will take place??
Post your thoughts.
Me, I am renting a Ryder truck and painting it all white and then on the side I am going to paint "Joes TVs and Liquors" on the side. I will park the truck on Division so when the bars empty in the street I will easily be found.
THen when all these drunk dirtbags throw open the rear of the truck to do some looting, I will open up on the crowd with a General Electric Mini Gun.
SHould be fun hope to see you there.
Perhaps instead of resorting to violence, when the van doors swing open and the looters are taking by surprise by your presence...instead of greeting them with a gatling gun...you could sing them a song...such as....
Now this could only happen to a guy like me
And only happen in a town like this
So may I say to each of you most gratefully
As I throw each one of you a kiss
This is my kind of town, chicago is
My kind of town, chicago is
My kind of people too
People who smile at you
And each time I roam, chicago is
Calling me home, chicago is
Why I just brim like a cload
It’s my kind of town
handsome rob
10-26-2005, 12:23 PM
As long as the Red Sox lose, I'm happy. And don't get me started on riots and looting...the way the chickenhawk mainstream media in this country tries to drum up sympathy for these criminals makes me sick.
Lorre
10-26-2005, 01:14 PM
Love the song, Newb.
ZombiexDoll
10-26-2005, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by handsome rob
As long as the Red Sox lose, I'm happy. And don't get me started on riots and looting...the way the chickenhawk mainstream media in this country tries to drum up sympathy for these criminals makes me sick.
You MUST be a Yankee's fan. Boooo... lol
I'm just glad that the team that is going to win (White Sox) were the one's who knocked the Red Sox out... I'd hate to see the Red Sox lose to a team who doesn't win it all. It makes it alittle more easier.
On another board, People from the Chicago area were saying they "can't wait to riot". That is such a shame that people resort to such low acts for "celebration".
scouse mac
10-26-2005, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by ZombiexDoll
On another board, People from the Chicago area were saying they "can't wait to riot". That is such a shame that people resort to such low acts for "celebration".
Never will understand the mentally of people who celebrate their ball club winning the 'world :rolleyes: series' by smashing the fuck out things. When Liverpool FC won the European Cup in may, the streets were filled with people singing, dancing, waving flags and stuff but no-one thought it would be a good idea to riot. These people are fucking idiots.
ItsAlive75
10-26-2005, 04:48 PM
White Sox fans are notorious for being the most drunken, idiotic fans in all of baseball. I was born in Chicago ( or as Creeper so uncleverly calles it "Shitcago") and my folks live there, but I'm a Cubs fan. My sister's off at the bars right now waiting for the sweep.
I remember a few years back when two White Sox fans ran out on the field in the middle of a game and stabbed the Royals' third base coach.
ZombiexDoll
10-26-2005, 04:58 PM
Yes! It's just crazy. I mean, I'm not going to say that fans here in Boston did not act up when the Red Sox finally won the WS. Because a girl was killed last year...
I don't see anything wrong with celebrating in the streets and keeping things civil. Some of these acts like tipping cars, setting fires, looting.... That is so stupid and played out. I would be so pissed off if someone was destroying my property like that, for nothing.
ItsAlive75
10-26-2005, 05:06 PM
I could understand them breaking shit if the White Sox lost... cuz that would be the biggest choke in World Series history.
ZombiexDoll
10-26-2005, 05:11 PM
Yes! LOL That would be krazy..
There was a Derek Jeter glass picture frame inside my house (don't ask why) And when the Red Sox lost game 7 to the yankees. The infamous Arron Boone homerun in the 9th inning. My cousin took the frame and smashed it outside out of anger. No one else said a word. I think we were all too busy sitting there with our jaw's hanging open in shock.
However, All if forgiven now.. A year later - When the Yankee's made the biggest choke in playoff history. :o
Haunted
10-28-2005, 08:17 AM
Well!!! What happened?
ZombiexDoll
10-28-2005, 09:28 AM
White Sox won......Not sure if any riots occured. SWEEEEEP..
meetthecreeper
10-28-2005, 12:33 PM
What happened??? Nothing.
I forgot that Sox fans are working class and after leaving the bar went home to go to work the next day.
Unlike Cubs fans who dont work.
Spoiled my fun. Guess I just need to take the Remington 700 to the rooftops and pretend to be Charles Whitman for a day.
Haunted
10-28-2005, 12:39 PM
Can I have your autograph first? It might make me interesting for fifteen minutes.
"Hey that girl's got his autograph."
"Cool, wanna go talk to her?"
"Nah."