I Hit A Cow???

[Eddy Gein]

yep today i was driving my friend out to meet a girl, it was realy foggy and my lights are very week and i couldnt see very well. i took a curve and sped up a little only to see like a cow for a split second and BOOM. so any way i was going about 40 to 45 and ended up parked in a mail box. so any way this cow is still alive but its realy messed up its just laying in the road flopping its head around which realy bothered me because im a huge animal lover and it sucked to see this thing in pain. so not a few seconds after i called the police some guy in a truck pulled up and ask if we were ok. he ended up shooting the cow because he and my friend said its legs were broken and you could see its guts coming out of its stomach. but i didnt look. so any way my saturn sc2 is fucked but there was no blood on it which was weird. any way the cow is uninsured so i am without wheels for a while...

[scouse mac]

Hard lines mate, in some respects you're lucky the way it turned out though.
A friend of mine had something similar happen when a stag ran in front of her car. She hit it full on and completely destroyed the car but the stag just got up and ran away

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Eddy Gein
Any way the cow is uninsured so i am without wheels for a while...

Originally posted by scouse mac
She hit it full on and completely destroyed the car but the stag just got up and ran away

Animal life is VERY cheap.... how would you feel if you were in their position?

We're a race driven by the enslavement and exploitation of those those weaker than us for selfish greed.

Life isn't a fucking commodity.

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Animal life is VERY cheap.... how would you feel if you were in their position?

We're a race driven by the enslavement and exploitation of those those weaker than us for selfish greed.

Life isn't a fucking commodity.

I couldn' t agree more. I was made up the stag was ok and my friend was ok. At the end of the day the car was replaced with a minimum of fuss but similar to eddy's tale, there was no insurance cover for wild animal damage. Teach her to drive a bit slower!

[zomb5150]

I was driving down an old back road on a foggy night and hit what I believe to be a Sasquatch.
there was minimal damage to the car, I was just happy that the Sasquatch was o.k.:D

[ChEEbA]

It's Friday night, dark, scary,
Lonely walkin' through the park cemetery.
And it's foggy, cold and smoggy.
I hear a dog, a howlin' doggie.
I'm scared, shoulda brought a shotgun
Would've, should've, but I ain't got one.
But I'll watch my back, and what's that?
The caretaker, a dirty old hunchback.
Better run, hide, quick, fast,
He's comin' for my ass wit a- shovel.
Nowhere to run or to hide but a gravepit,
So I dove in, I did the dumb shit.
Took a fall, even at 6 foot.
Down the stairs hit a floor,
And through a door.
Into a whole new world of stiffs,
Bodies, heads, and sexy little dead chicks.
Club lights, sounds, bass.
DJ's spinnin' with maggots on their face.
But what I saw next that really took me.
Uhh! They did the headless boogie!

[Despare]

Animal life? Human life is cheap as well. NASCAR (you know where they race but it's not like skill based road racing with amazing hairpin turns and stuff it's just an oval) basically is a lot of people paid to go really fast in hopes one of them will eat a wall. A deer hit me a while back (stopped for one and another ran into the side of my car) and I was covered by insurance just fine.

[novakru]

Sorry about your bad luck Eddie:(

@Cheeba-good poem,did you write it?

[Eddy Gein]

Originally posted by novakru
Sorry about your bad luck Eddie:(

@Cheeba-good poem,did you write it?
its an insane clown posse song. wow that takes me back...

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Eddy Gein
yep today i was driving my friend out to meet a girl, it was realy foggy and my lights are very week and i couldnt see very well. i took a curve and sped up a little only to see like a cow for a split second and BOOM. so any way i was going about 40 to 45 and ended up parked in a mail box. so any way this cow is still alive but its realy messed up its just laying in the road flopping its head around which realy bothered me because im a huge animal lover and it sucked to see this thing in pain. so not a few seconds after i called the police some guy in a truck pulled up and ask if we were ok. he ended up shooting the cow because he and my friend said its legs were broken and you could see its guts coming out of its stomach. but i didnt look. so any way my saturn sc2 is fucked but there was no blood on it which was weird. any way the cow is uninsured so i am without wheels for a while...

Nice going ya fucking cow murderer. I see ya working there Eddie, thought you could score some free T-Bone steaks eh??????