View Full Version : The art of Drinking with boys
novakru
10-07-2005, 09:57 AM
I am going to pass along some words of wisdom from an experienced party girl for the young chicks ,seeing as it is Friday.
And also a funny.
Advice:Keep an eye on your drink at all times,never let a Boy/s go fetch your beer.
Lift that drink/bottle like your going to belt it,but only take a sip and only when said Boy/s are watching.
After 5 sips ,go to the bathroom and toss it down the toilet.
Drink water(bring a water bottle of your OWN)in between drinks
Come out and repeat.
Always eat,especially bread products(it absorbs the alcohol)
It's no longer 'cute' to play the "Im not hungry game".
You get a buzz but not drunk,and your skin stays nice and non-sotted.
Always make sure you have a good friend watching your back and vice-versa.
Now,here's your funny:
filmmaker2
10-07-2005, 10:05 AM
A big grin and a "HA!" out loud.
Angra
10-07-2005, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by novakru
I am going to pass along some words of wisdom from an experienced party girl for the young chicks ,seeing as it is Friday.
And also a funny.
Advice:Keep an eye on your drink at all times,never let a Boy/s go fetch your beer.
Lift that drink/bottle like your going to belt it,but only take a sip and only when said Boy/s are watching.
After 5 sips ,go to the bathroom and toss it down the toilet.
Drink water(bring a water bottle of your OWN)in between drinks
Come out and repeat.
Always eat,especially bread products(it absorbs the alcohol)
It's no longer 'cute' to play the "Im not hungry game".
You get a buzz but not drunk,and your skin stays nice and non-sotted.
Always make sure you have a good friend watching your back and vice-versa.
Now,here's your funny:
Someone delete this thread and BAN THIS HEATHEN!!!
LMMAO
I agree with you about the "keep an eye on your drink".....there are a lot of assholes in this world...trust no one.At least until you get to know them.
I also agree on the "eat before drinking" ...even a big guy can be overcome by too much drink..not enough food...its happened to the best of us....er...not me..the other pansies out there.
Also a good idea with the "buddy system"
and the water drinking also helps.
I don't agree on the "toss the beer down the toilet" thing.....why...thats pure blasphamy.
novakru
10-07-2005, 10:14 AM
Angra-Sweetie:D
Newb-it HAS to be tossed, If it makes you feel better....it was sacrified to the 'Great Porcelain Bowl',which I hear prefers this to yak.
I was lucky in my party days,I had a group of friends that took care of me (including 2 BIG guys that would beat the living shit outta anyone trying to take advantage)
filmmaker2
10-07-2005, 10:14 AM
To all you girls:
Hey, you want a beer?
You know, I know this guy, he gets me acting jobs.
You're kinda cute! I bet I could get you a job in movies.
You should be nice to me...
Wow! You are the slowest beer drinker I've ever seen!
Wait...you've...you've got a piece of lint on your shirt...I'll get it......OW!
Originally posted by filmmaker2
To all you girls:
Hey, you want a beer?
You know, I know this guy, he gets me acting jobs.
You're kinda cute! I bet I could get you a job in movies.
You should be nice to me...
Wow! You are the slowest beer drinker I've ever seen!
Wait...you've...you've got a piece of lint on your shirt...I'll get it......OW!
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Angra
10-07-2005, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by novakru
I was lucky in my party days,I had a group of friends that took care of me (including 2 BIG guys that would beat the living shit outta anyone trying to take advantage)
So you dinīt get any because of your 2 big fellas. Congratulations precious....:rolleyes:
novakru
10-07-2005, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Angra
So you dinīt get any because of your 2 big fellas. Congratulations precious....:rolleyes:
I said taking ADVANTAGE...not going willingly:p
novakru
10-07-2005, 12:25 PM
I understand you trip:cool:
ItsAlive75
10-07-2005, 01:28 PM
Leave it to you silly gals to come with "rules" for drinking...
Here's my three "rules for drinking".
1. Don't wear a nice shirt because shit is most likely going to get spilled on it.
2. Don't bring my cell phone because I don't want to make phone calls I'll regret.
3. Have someone strong nearby to carry me when I need carrrying.
ChEEbA
10-07-2005, 04:33 PM
But young adult males are pigs and I agree with Novakru 100%.
In the defence of young males...well, I mean...males that guys your age would consider young (under 25? under 30?), I gotta say, it's not really the age, but the location.
Guys that look to pick up chicks in places where their judgement is likely to be impaired on acount of alcohol, well, do I have to say the rest, or is it obvious enough? Of course they're gonna zoom in like vultures expecting that you're there to get hit on.
My advice to girls is - If you wanna drink with guys, drink with the ones you know...because among the ones you don't - I'm sure the sleazy drunken encounter/regret it in the morning ratio is much higher than the meet someone nice...etc ratio.
Also, don't be an idiot. Know your limits and moderate, don't allow anyone but yourself tell you when you should have your next drink.
Despare
10-07-2005, 05:50 PM
Toss beer all you want DON'T TOSS LIQUOR. If you want just don't drink it simply stick to the beer but liquor is too expensive to waste just because you want it to look like you're drinking as much as everybody else.
Marroe
10-07-2005, 06:03 PM
Why toss the beer? that's just silly
novakru
10-07-2005, 07:24 PM
You're missing the point
Marroe
10-07-2005, 07:41 PM
Maybe I am missing it...or not. I can still have all the beer I want, and control myself around guys...I mean, nuthin to it really. I aint gonna dump my beer, and I aint gonna get all crazy around some guy at a bar, or let myself be taken advantage of.:)