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slasherman
10-06-2005, 12:52 PM
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html
what did you think was the most ridiculous ?
noctuary
10-06-2005, 07:09 PM
Black metal is really, really goofy. I mean, the music is okay, I can tolerate it. But the posing... and the corpsepaint...
Anyway, the most ridiculous has to be #3. Those guys look completely absurd.
Ruthless Reviews is a great site, by the way.
The STE
10-06-2005, 08:54 PM
random thoughts:
Did someone draw on the guy's face in #10? It looks like that shit on his face was put on using MS Paint.
What's with the weapons? Seriously. If your band is posing holding weapons, then you're not far from "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park."
The "WWF Tag Team" line was spot-on. They look kinda like Demolition (http://www.midwestwrestling.com/images4/Demotags.jpg). Hell, most of these guys look like Demolition.
I can't tell any of these bands apart.
slasherman
10-07-2005, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by noctuary
Anyway, the most ridiculous has to be #3. Those guys look completely absurd.
Ruthless Reviews is a great site, by the way.
:rolleyes:
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm3a.jpg
Carpe Noctem
10-07-2005, 10:50 AM
You gotta realise these people, although in bands, don't make a lot of money. Not to mention, these pictures are old as fuck. That Cradle on is pretty much from their 4th release, so early 90's same for the Dimmu one. Plus you're not supposed to take Black Metal artists seriously anyway.
As for Immortal, they're always made fun of because they still don't make a lot of money and their pictures are always terrible.