Things I want to force the elderly to do

[ItsAlive75]

Sometimes I walk around and see people doing stuff that pisses me right off. For instance, I see someone in a left turn lane who really wants to go straight so he just fucks everything up for everybody. Or, I hate how my Japanese music teaching assistant can't pronounce "classical piece", so she keeps saying "crassicar piss".

So I wished, for one day I could just force people to do what I want. For instance, I'd have old people do this for an ENTIRE day.
http://www.nearlygood.com/pictures/img/oldpeoplepot.jpg

But if you could force people to do something for one day, what would it be?

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Sometimes I walk around and see people doing stuff that pisses me right off. For instance, I see someone in a left turn lane who really wants to go straight so he just fucks everything up for everybody. Or, I hate how my Japanese music teaching assistant can't pronounce "classical piece", so she keeps saying "crassicar piss".

So I wished, for one day I could just force people to do what I want. For instance, I'd have old people do this for an ENTIRE day.
http://www.nearlygood.com/pictures/img/oldpeoplepot.jpg

But if you could force people to do something for one day, what would it be? Revoke there Driving privlages.

[Hate_Breeder]

HMM having them roll me a joint wouldnt be too bad

I would have to say make them fight each other for measley prizes...

OR

Give me money all the time

[Elvis_Christ]

Medicinal Weed is probably what's causing them to drive all crazy in the first place :)

[Ritualistic]

I would want donald trump to fork over his money to me all day looooooooong. and then I would want him to get a fucking hair cut. I`d shave his head but then again i am sure he is half bald.

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Or, I hate how my Japanese music teaching assistant can't pronounce "classical piece", so she keeps saying "crassicar piss".


ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[PR3SSUR3]

You really don't want to know.

[PR3SSUR3]

:eek:

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
I would want donald trump to fork over his money to me all day looooooooong. and then I would want him to get a fucking hair cut. I`d shave his head but then again i am sure he is half bald.

Half bald?

That's not a haircut dude, it's a fuckin' hairpiece! No need to shave his head, just whip it off and expose his baldness.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Don't do that to the Donald. :(

I'd force every male aids victim in Africa to kill themselves. Sorry guys.

I'd force Paris Hilton to kill her father. (and then eat him)

I'd force Christopher Walken and Arnold Swarzennegar to make that Speed Remake...

Damn, too many.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

I'd force every male aids victim in Africa to kill themselves. Sorry guys.


Why just the males and why just in Africa? WTF?

You got something against black guys or something?

[ItsAlive75]

Well I got another one now.

I want people who ride bikes to get off and walk them when they pass me. I'm sick of hearing, "On your left!" behind me and then gettin' confused and walking to my left so the biker has to swerve and curse at me.

Next time they ride by me I'm just gonna throw my bag at the spokes.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by bwind22
Why just the males and why just in Africa? WTF?

You got something against black guys or something?

I'd be saving lives in the long run. They're notoriously misinformed about the disease and gang rape virgins (not excluding babies, as long as they're young) in order to cleanse themselves of it. I know that not all african 's with aids are dangerous, but this is not a serious thread and besides, I don't have time to profile the continent.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well I got another one now.

I want people who ride bikes to get off and walk them when they pass me. I'm sick of hearing, "On your left!" behind me and then gettin' confused and walking to my left so the biker has to swerve and curse at me.

Next time they ride by me I'm just gonna throw my bag at the spokes.

errg, what about car drivers that honk at you when they pass??? I think that pisses me off more than anything in this world.

Seriously, that's my life pet peeve.

[ItsAlive75]

Oh, and I want to force the Killian's Irish Red brewing company to open up a factory next to my apartment and have an underground tunnel I could navigate to get there.

Ooh, and put asbestos in the tunnel... I want asbestos.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'd be saving lives in the long run. They're notoriously misinformed about the disease and gang rape virgins (not excluding babies, as long as they're young) in order to cleanse themselves of it. I know that not all african 's with aids are dangerous, but this is not a serious thread and besides, I don't have time to profile the country.



Because this isn't an African aids debate thread, I'm just gonna let this one go.



Maybe it'd just be easier to kill all the virgins. ...Or deflower them. That would solve the problem too.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
errg, what about car drivers that honk at you when they pass???

That's why you keep a bag of wet garbage in your car to hurl at them if they do.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Oh, and I want to force the Killian's Irish Red brewing company to open up a factory next to my apartment and have an underground tunnel I could navigate to get there.

Ooh, and put asbestos in the tunnel... I want asbestos.

Whaaa? What happenened to the Coors lite obsession?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Whaaa? What happenened to the Coors lite obsession?

They're both brewed in Colorado. That's all I care about.:D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
That's why you keep a bag of wet garbage in your car to hurl at them if they do.

I mean when you're walking. I need a bazooka or something.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I mean when you're walking. I need a bazooka or something.

Can't say I get that a lot, probably cuz I'm a guy... but a bazooka would work. Or just pretend to get so startled that you pass out, that should make em feel a little guilty.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by bwind22
Because this isn't an African aids debate thread, I'm just gonna let this one go.



Maybe it'd just be easier to kill all the virgins. ...Or deflower them. That would solve the problem too.

The "I'm just going to let this go, but..." is my trick :mad:

Yes, let's kill every girl under 12 in Africa. That's a much better idea. Then every girl that is born ever, we'll have to kill them too. :rolleyes:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Can't say I get that a lot, probably cuz I'm a guy... but a bazooka would work. Or just pretend to get so startled that you pass out, that should make em feel a little guilty.

Well, it's never followed by "Hey baby!" or anything so I don't know.

I should try the pass out trick though.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
The "I'm just going to let this go, but..." is my trick :mad:

Yes, let's kill every girl under 12 in Africa. That's a much better idea. Then every girl that is born ever, we'll have to kill them too. :rolleyes:

Okay, I was going to let it go, but I guess I need to explain something first...

Killing all the virgins was sarcasm. I place it exactly on par with how cool and brilliant your idea of killing all the males with aids is.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by bwind22

Killing all the virgins was sarcasm.

Oh god, it was? I was totally ready to pack my bags and go off killing virgins with you. Darn, now I have to find another way to fill up the next couple of months.

OK, let's drop it. I was only half-serious to begin with.

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by bwind22
Half bald?

That's not a haircut dude, it's a fuckin' hairpiece! No need to shave his head, just whip it off and expose his baldness.
That is a bad hair piece.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
That is a bad hair piece.

Agreed. One of the worst I've seen.... But hey... He's Donald Fucking Trump. He can wear any kind of bad hairpiece he wants and still get his ass kissed all day long.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Donald Trump's hair is famous though. I like when Conan O'Brian tries to mimmick his hair. His impression of him is pretty funny. :p