If you had a super huge penis...

[MisterSadistro]

LOL I just wanted to see how many peope were on but not "public" by the views. I can do the math to figure out who's who. Suckers. Anybody else as bored with this life as I am ?
CK

[MisterSadistro]

There's at least 7 other people on here who aren't public. What's up with that, guys ?
CK

[Elvis_Christ]

meh..... :confused: *shrugs shoulders*

[ItsAlive75]

Dammit, and here I am thinkin' I get to talk about my gigantic wiener.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
If you had a super huge penis...


What do you mean if?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I am no longer an "invisible user".

[meetthecreeper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/ferretacres/tattooforweb.jpg


I am bored with life. so I have committed to piss everybody off by getting my sleeves done.

Starting with this. Color to come in the next few weeks. 5 hours was more than my artist could stand without a break.

I have really stopped giving a fuk if the rest of the world doesnt like tattoos. So from here on out its all public.

[meetthecreeper]

Almost forgot, to answer the original question.

I envy the dog laying in the middle of the floor licking his balls.

Does that answer your question??

[novakru]

It's not the size that......


...who are we kidding?

Like the tat MTC.Show a pic when it's finished too:)

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

...Awsome tattoo, creeper.....Can't go wrong with an Eddie tat....:cool:

[Haunted]

If I had a huge penis, it obviously wouldn't be attached, since I'm a woman. So, being the feminist bitch that I am, I'd burn it in protest.

...Or...maybe give it to a needy guy.

[Angra]

Originally posted by Haunted
If I had a huge penis, it obviously wouldn't be attached, since I'm a woman. So, being the feminist bitch that I am, I'd burn it in protest.

...Or...maybe give it to a needy guy.



Well, i wouldn´t wanna walk around with your huge cock in my pants, Haunted... Sorry, but that´s the kinda gal i am. :o

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Haunted
So, being the feminist bitch that I am, I'd burn it in protest. that's a horrible, horrible, thing to say.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/ferretacres/tattooforweb.jpg


I am bored with life. so I have committed to piss everybody off by getting my sleeves done.

Starting with this. Color to come in the next few weeks. 5 hours was more than my artist could stand without a break.

I have really stopped giving a fuk if the rest of the world doesnt like tattoos. So from here on out its all public.

Nice. :cool:

[ChEEbA]

I figured there'd be some kind of ulterior motive that the thread title served....still don't get why so many people give a fuck whether or not a person is "visible" though...
I mean, if you're here to post, you post, visible or not.
If you really wanted to just "spy" on what was going on here, you could just NOT log in, even if you WERE visible, could you not?
Point is - who cares?

Oh yeah, and if I had a SUPER huge penis, I'd cut half off, cook it, design it as a specialty "weiner", and go donate it to some third word charity someplace, leaving me with a moderately sized sawn-off, and something evil to chuckle about.

[novakru]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Oh yeah, and if I had a SUPER huge penis, I'd cut half off, cook it, design it as a specialty "weiner", and go donate it to some third word charity someplace, leaving me with a moderately sized sawn-off, and something evil to chuckle about.


kinky

[MisterSadistro]

I don't know. It's just kind of creepy being the only one on at whatever hour of the morning and as soon as you say something, people "appear" long enough to say something then are suddenly gone again. It's like R2-D2 getting watched be Jawas or an evil surprise party LOL.
Beautiful tat, Creeper.
CK

[The STE]

:D

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Marroe
that's a horrible, horrible, thing to say.

What part? Burning the fallus? Or calling myself a feminist bitch? If it's the latter, I have to remind that the last time I acted on my instincts in matters concerning feminism, a bunch of people got mad at me and Urge left (hopefully not because of me). So, I figured when people think of me as a feminist, they think I'm a bitch. Maybe I'm wrong.

If it's the burning of the fallus, well, I have stories to tell that incite my rage at male sexuality. (hetero in my case) There are two penises I wish I would have chopped off before they had a chance to do anything. In that case, I wouldn't be paying money to see a therapist every week... just maybe every other week.

I'm not sure what you're getting at. I was just trying to explain why I responded that way. I hope I wasn't offensive (again).:o

[ChEEbA]

So, I figured when people think of me as a feminist, they think I'm a bitch. Maybe I'm wrong.
Yeah, you're wrong. I'm a person, and I can tell you that in my case, my perception of you has absolutely NOTHING to do with your femenist views. Glad to be of assistance;)

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Haunted
What part? Burning the fallus? Or calling myself a feminist bitch? If it's the latter, I have to remind that the last time I acted on my instincts in matters concerning feminism, a bunch of people got mad at me and Urge left (hopefully not because of me). So, I figured when people think of me as a feminist, they think I'm a bitch. Maybe I'm wrong.

If it's the burning of the fallus, well, I have stories to tell that incite my rage at male sexuality. (hetero in my case) There are two penises I wish I would have chopped off before they had a chance to do anything. In that case, I wouldn't be paying money to see a therapist every week... just maybe every other week.

I'm not sure what you're getting at. I was just trying to explain why I responded that way. I hope I wasn't offensive (again).:o Uhm, well...sorry to hear that, and thank you for sharing...but that ain't what I meant. All I was saying is why waste a perfectly good dildo? :)

[Angra]

Originally posted by Marroe
All I was saying is why waste a perfectly good dildo? :)


HEY HEY, MISS!!! There´s a guy attached to the other end, thank you very much. ;)

[meetthecreeper]

There goes the thread. I like to be invisible it adds to the mystery.

[ChEEbA]

HEY HEY, MISS!!! There´s a guy attached to it, thank you very much.
You're attatched to a dildo?!? or...did you mean there was a guy attatched to the other end?:p

[Angra]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
You're attatched to a dildo?!? or...did you mean there was a guy attatched to the other end?:p

LOL

Shut up you!!

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Angra
HEY HEY, MISS!!! There´s a guy attached to it, thank you very much. ;) well, she DID say it wouldn't be attached....but if it were, then that's REALLY wrong..not all penis is evil penis.

[ChEEbA]

not all penis is evil penis.
My penis fights for justice!

[Marroe]

I am female! and I stand up for the equal rights of all penis! (almost)

[meetthecreeper]

My penis works for the highest bidder.

Kind of like a mercenary.

[ChEEbA]

I am female! and I stand up for the equal rights of all penis! (almost)

And in this free world, my penis has a dream...that one day all penises, of any shape, size and colour should have the right, in turn, to "stand up"...for all females!;)

[ChEEbA]

My penis works for the highest bidder.
Chicklets, or gummi bears?:D :D :D

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
And in this free world, my penis has a dream...that one day all penises, of any shape, size and colour should have the right, in turn, to "stand up"...for all females!;) preach on Brotha Cheeba!

[The STE]

Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, my penis'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, my penis'll be there. My penis'll be there in the way guys yell when they're mad. It'll be there in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they built - It'll be there, too.



Oh, and around drunken high school girls...

[ChEEbA]

Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, my penis'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, my penis'll be there. My penis'll be there in the way guys yell when they're mad. It'll be there in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they built - It'll be there, too.

THERE, as in there, pulsating, in your hand?:D

[The STE]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
THERE, as in there, pulsating, in your hand?:D

Pulsating in SOMEONE's hands, not necessarily mine

also, handS. Trying to hold this thing in just one hand could break your wrist

[Angra]

Every time it rains,
It rains penises from heaven
Don´t you know each cloud contains
Penises from heaven

You´ll find your fortune?s falling
All over the town
Be sure that your umbrella is upside down

Trade them for a package of sunshine and flowers
If you want the things you love, you must have showers
So when you hear it thunder don?t run under a tree
There´ll be penises from heaven for you and me




Thank u very much


:cool:

[ChEEbA]

Not just toight, against your toight pannnntsh?

[Marroe]

Penises from heaven :) see? They ain't evil, they're from heaven.

[Angra]

Originally posted by Marroe
Penises from heaven :) see? They ain't evil, they're from heaven.

Oohh, poor ignorant Marroe.

I think i better have to tell you a bedtime story, young lady. (Coz i´m going to bed now);)


It begins a little like this...


Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
evil dick don't care about faces.
Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil dick.

Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

I had this girl
she said she loved me,
thought there was no one ever above me,
she wanted to marry
and have my child,
but evil dick
he had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
out with the freaks
if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't shit!
I said, "It wasn't me, baby.
it was the muthafucka
evil dick!"

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

And when evil dick has its way,
it sounds a little like this.
AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, OH
COME HERE BABY, COME HERE BABY,
AH, AH, AH, AH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH SHIT, OH, OH
OH, OH... DAMN DICK!

Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."



Nity-nite

;)

[novakru]

hush shhhh shut it
I'm ovulating and very sensitive to all this penis psuedo-sexual talk.:cool:

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

LMFAO!!!, Angra....

[bloodrayne]

I wouldn't want to have a "super huge" penis...I would, however, like to have a normal-sized penis...I could do all kindsa stuff with that thing....lol

[Angra]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
I wouldn't want to have a "super huge" penis...I would, however, like to have a normal-sized penis...I could do all kindsa stuff with that thing....lol



I´m sure Dustin would be really happy about that...:rolleyes:

[filmmaker2]

I'll be the first to admit it's not very long....

But it's AS BIG AROUND as a TUNA CAN!!!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Angra
I´m sure Dustin would be really happy about that...:rolleyes: HaHa...You're right...I asked him...He said that one of the things I could do with it was keep it far away from him:D


So..I was thinkin'...Maybe if I had one for about 24 hours, just so I could try it out...What would I do with it?


Well....I could:

Pee standing up...I think that would come in handy, especially if we were fishing or walking in the woods or something, and restrooms weren't very close

Write my name in the snow

Smack somebody with it

Measure it...Cuz, I heard that guys do that...

Masturbate...Just to see what that feels like for a guy...Cuz, it seems that so many of them do it...It must be pretty...umm...satisfying...

Poke somebody in the eye with it...Just because I could, and it would be funny...I could be like, "Oh, did I poke you in the eye with my penis?...Gee, I'm sorry, it's still new, I'm not really used to it yet, I suppose I should be more careful with it"...And, they'd never know that I really did it on purpose...Muahahaha:p


I know that I would think of lots more things to do with it, if I actually had one....But, I'd probably end up getting it stuck in something before the 24 hours was over, just because I'd be curious and try so many different things with it

OH...And...I suppose I could actually have sex with it, too........Just not with Dustin...lol

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by bloodrayne

Smack somebody with it


LOL :D

That's the best part of having a penis!

[Angra]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
LOL :D

That's the best part of having a penis!


LMMAO


Yeah, we men LOVE to club down people with our huge dicks. You see it all the time. :p :p

[Angra]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HaHa...You're right...I asked him...He said that one of the things I could do with it was keep it far away from him:D


So..I was thinkin'...Maybe if I had one for about 24 hours, just so I could try it out...What would I do with it?


Well....I could:

Pee standing up...I think that would come in handy, especially if we were fishing or walking in the woods or something, and restrooms weren't very close

Write my name in the snow

Smack somebody with it

Measure it...Cuz, I heard that guys do that...

Masturbate...Just to see what that feels like for a guy...Cuz, it seems that so many of them do it...It must be pretty...umm...satisfying...
.

Measure it: Stopped doing that when i found out it wasn´t getting any bigger.:(

Masturbate: You don´t think a lot of women do it as well? It isn´t satisfying for you? Hmmmm... Poor woman..:rolleyes:

Pee standing up: Well, no complaints there. Except that we can´t hit what we´re aiming at.:D

Write my name in the snow: Overrated. You either have to hold it for days or have a really short name.;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Angra
Masturbate: You don´t think a lot of women do it as well? It isn´t satisfying for you? Hmmmm... Poor woman..:rolleyes: I meant that it would feel completely different for a guy...I'd wanna know what that was like....
Originally posted by Angra
Write my name in the snow: Overrated. You either have to hold it for days or have a really short name.;) K-A-T....I think I could do it :p

[Angra]

Originally posted by bloodrayne

K-A-T....I think I could do it :p


Hm... Maybe. But it takes some skills to write it in block letters.:cool:

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Angra
Hm... Maybe. But it takes some skills to write it in block letters.:cool: Hell...I'd be practicing with it more than most people do, cuz I'd know I wouldn't have it for very long....I'd be writing it in cursive by the end of the day....lol...I supposed I'd have to drink a lot of water or something....

Of course...If I were out in the snow that much, with my thing hangin' out, I'd probably get frostbite in it or something.....Hmmm, Maybe that's why girls DON'T have them...I'd probably end up breaking it off or something...lol

[zwoti]

*walks into thread........walks out http://freeweb.supereva.com/esorciccio2002/smilies/omg.gif

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by zwoti
*walks into thread........walks out http://freeweb.supereva.com/esorciccio2002/smilies/omg.gif *Laughing in Zwoti's general direction*:D

[PR3SSUR3]

Bum you with it, frankly.