Worst Possible Remakes

[The_Return]

With this obsession with remakes Holltwood is going through, what do you think would be some terrible remake ideas?


- Casablanca, starring Orlando Bloom and Tara Reid


- The Godfather, starring Tom Cruise


- Dr. Phibes, starring Brad Pitt in the title role


Brace yourselves for this one:


- Pink Panther, starring Steve Martin and Beyonce....oh, wait...



You guys can do better than me, lets hear your worst

[novakru]

Dracula with keanu...shit,nm


I'll have to think about this

[The_Return]

Originally posted by novakru
Dracula with keanu...shit,nm


I'll have to think about this

I actually didnt think he was as bad as I expected. Could have been alot worse, IMO.

[Dante'sInferno]

-Pulp Fiction,starring!!!!!Ashton Kutcher and 50 Cent





-When harry met sally,starring Nick lache and Jessica simpson




-Terminator,starring Vin Diesel and The Rock!


...

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno


-Terminator,starring Vin Diesel and The Rock!


...

If they hadnt made #3 a few years back, it be expecting a Terminator remake soon. Thankfully we just got a pretty bad sequel instead of a horrirble remake.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by The_Return
If they hadnt made #3 a few years back, it be expecting a Terminator remake soon. Thankfully we just got a pretty bad sequel instead of a horrirble remake. Trust me they will remake this

[alkytrio666]

Halloween starring Jessica Simpson

[Dante'sInferno]

-halloween,starring Lindsey Lohan




-Nightmare On Elm Street, starring hillary duff and Wilmer Valderama





-Forest Gump, starring Keanu Revees and Jessica Ahlba




-Dracula,starring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garnner and Johnny Knoxville

[filmmaker2]

(huffing and puffing and fuming with great supernatural indignation)

"I've SEEN many STRANGE THINGS ALREADY! Bloody WOLVES, chasing me through some BLUE INFERNOE?!!?"

[ItsAlive75]

A TV series of Mr. Ed with Mark Wahlberg and Eddie Griffin as the horse


Gone With the Wind starring Shaq and Vanessa Redgrave



The Lost Boys with the cast of One Tree Hill

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
-halloween,starring Lindsey Lohan




-Nightmare On Elm Street, starring hillary duff and Wilmer Valderama





-Forest Gump, starring Keanu Revees and Jessica Ahlba




-Dracula,starring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garnner and Johnny Knoxville

Come on, Keanu Reeves as Forest Gump would be too funny to miss.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Come on, Keanu Reeves as Forest Gump would be too funny to miss. Hahahaha yeah it would be......damn thats fucking sad
































:(

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I don't know what the worst remake would be, but I could tell you the best. Arnold Swarzennegar (I can't spell his name) and Christopher Walken in a remake of Speed.

You've got to keep it under 50 miles pe owa!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I don't know what the worst remake would be, but I could tell you the best. Arnold Swarzennegar (I can't spell his name) and Christopher Walken in a remake of Speed.

You've got to keep it under 50 miles pe owa! That would rule!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck the the bus get to the Choppa!!!!!!!!!


:D

[noctuary]

It would really suck if they remade Parts: The Clonus Horror. Oh wait...

Chinatown, starring the Rock

Taxi Driver, starring Vin Diesel

[MisterSadistro]

You all realize Hollywood ran out of ideas for movies in 1982 and probably hires people to look through public forums in search of remake ideas just like these, don't you ? :D
CK
btw I always thought the voice of Mr. Ed should be George 'Mr. Sulu' Takei. That would crack me up unbelievably.

[The STE]

Sid & Nancy, with Good Charlet as the Sex Pistols and Hilary Duff as Nancy

[slasherman]

...to remake a masterpiece is a bad idea..."2001 A Space...." and "The Godfather" are pretty hard to remake.....so a rule: If you dont think the remake becomes better than the orginale..dont remake !

[Despare]

North By Northwest with Wilmer Velderama and Jessica Simpson

Or they could take a TV show like the Honeymooners and switch the race of every char. and then change the story completely... bah. Hollywood has ideas you just have to look for them, it's like sifting through the bargain bin you search and search until you find something worth your time.

[SKOOFx]

BEAT THIS.


A REMAKE OF "A CLOCKWORK ORANGE"

Starring: Hugh Grant....lol

but no, in all honesty, they better not remake that movie.

[Despare]

Make sure these all get directed by Ewe Boll.

[filmmaker2]

Yooey Bolle

RAWWWWKS

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Despare
Make sure these all get directed by Ewe Boll.

LOL

[filmmaker2]

Jeez, Ewe Boll makes the scene with a couple of movies, and all of a sudden everyone forgets about Stephen Sommers. I mean, what is he, chopped liver? Sommers is a class act too, ya know.

[Despare]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Jeez, Ewe Boll makes the scene with a couple of movies, and all of a sudden everyone forgets about Stephen Sommers. I mean, what is he, chopped liver? Sommers is a class act too, ya know.

Stephen Sommers as in The Mummy Stephen Sommers? I'd rather watch The Mummy or even The Scorpion King than House of the Dead or God forbid... Alone in the Dark.

[The STE]

Philladelphia starring that guy from Will and Grace

[crazy raplh]

psycho

[zomb5150]

Shaft
starring-Gary Coleman:D

[jenna26]

Originally posted by The STE
Sid & Nancy, with Good Charlet as the Sex Pistols and Hilary Duff as Nancy

LMFAO.....that's.....just terrible....so great one! :D

[The STE]

Pretty Woman, starring Paris Hitlon and Beat Takeshi, and written by Joe Esterhaz

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by zomb5150
Shaft
starring-Gary Coleman:D
LMFAO!!! I'm just imagining that one....Now that would be funny as hell...:D :p

[MisterSadistro]

They say this cat Shaft is a bad... shut your mouth !
Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis ?
I'm only talking about Shaft.
Then we can dig it ! LOL
CK

[Elvis_Christ]

That fucking awful Aussie flick Undead (I wonder exactley how many times I've bad mouthed this piece of shit on here?).

starring Tom Hanks, Russel Crowe, Tom Cruise

&

directed by Ron Howard or Speilberg

[The_Return]

The Frighteners, starring Ryan Renyolds

NotLD, starring Paris Hilton as Barbara and Chris Tucker as Ben

The Fly, starring Denis Quaid

[SKOOFx]

Cujo starring: Triumph the insult comic dog.

actually no, that would kick ass.

[jedicow]

facts of life:the movie
starring
paris hilton
lindsey lohan
ciara
deborah rupp as mrs garrett
and
ashton kutcher as jo

[DarkwingMantis]

The Beast of Yucca Flats starring Danny devito

[Elvis_Christ]

Citizen Kane with Tom Arnold.

[The STE]

Originally posted by jedicow
facts of life:the movie
starring
paris hilton
lindsey lohan
ciara
deborah rupp as mrs garrett
and
ashton kutcher as jo

Why'd you put Twiggy in there twice?

[jenna26]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Citizen Kane with Tom Arnold.

*shudders* that is wrong on so many levels....:eek: ;)

[DarkwingMantis]

King Kong with Jason ALexander and a Chimpanzee...Huh..... Dunston Checks In? Never heard of it!

[The_Return]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
Cujo starring: Triumph the insult comic dog.

actually no, that would kick ass.

That really would kickass

[The STE]

Originally posted by DarkwingMantis
King Kong with Jason ALexander and a Chimpanzee...Huh..... Dunston Checks In? Never heard of it!

Neither's anybody else

[crazy raplh]

The Fog looks bad

[nobudgetluver]

really, really bad.