Ask me anything

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I will answer every single question asked in this thread.

[Haunted]

What's your absolute favorite thing to do?

What means the most to you?

What makes you sad? (I mean really sad)

Can I make a thread like this?

[novakru]

What is the maximum velocity of an unladen swallow?

[filmmaker2]

I don't know that--

[Haunted]

Gang, don't hijack this thread. Dolly might actually be wanting to share a little bit of herself. I mean, if someone came up to you and said, "Hey, listen, this is my story," you would, at least, try to show some respect.

If she's kidding around, having a good time, then join her in revelrie (probably at my expense;) :D ). However, if she's being serious...

[jedicow]

how old are you?

what is your favorite band?

fave book?

does your baloney have a first name?

what would you do for a klondike bar?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Haunted
What's your absolute favorite thing to do?

What means the most to you?

What makes you sad? (I mean really sad)

Can I make a thread like this?

1. I know it's an alcoholic type thing to say, but the world is super-fantastic when you're drunk. So pretty much add while drunk infront of a random activity.

2. Like an object? my boyfriend.

3. Thinking, I'm serious. I need to think about nice things.. like cute, furry, bunnies... oh god Bunny... get out of my head you freak!

4. I'm sure it will be a new trend.
;)


Haunted: This is kind of a fun thread, so I'll take both serious questions and those about the maximum velocity of an unladen swallow... uhh eleven?

Thank-yop, and DONT HIJACK THIS THREAD still stands people. :mad:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by jedicow
how old are you?

what is your favorite band?

fave book?

does your baloney have a first name?

what would you do for a klondike bar?

19
Hole is probably my favorite. I like a lot of bands, honorable mentions are NIN, Type O Negative, and David Bowie.
Helter Skelter
yes, it's... . "My balony has a first name, it's l-m-s-n-g" I have no idea how to pronounce that though.

[ItsAlive75]

If you could kill somebody, who would it be?

What would you sell your soul for?

Ever slapped a child?

Where would you want to live for the rest of your life?

[Deposable]

Do you like the taste of blood ?

Have you ever smelt your own fart ?

When you cut yourself, do you prefer scissors or a knife ?

Is it depressing being gothic, does no one "understand" you ?

[Marroe]

Originally posted by jedicow

does your baloney have a first name?

It's "bologna"

and I wanna know why it's spelled like that? "baloney" really does make more sense.

[Angra]

What is the meaning of life?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
If you could kill somebody, who would it be?

What would you sell your soul for?

Ever slapped a child?

Where would you want to live for the rest of your life?

1. I couldn't possibly narrow it down to just one...

2. I already have... twice

3. When I'm not on here, I'm slapping children.

4. by the sea.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Do you like the taste of blood ? I do, but I've never gone after blood. I'm a lazy vampire who waits for people to just bleed in my mouth.

Have you ever smelt your own fart ? Do you mean trying to smell your own fart? Like smelling the chair after or something. That's just weird... What does this have to do with your other goth related questions? You're one of those freaks with a fart fetish aren't you? I worry about you, sedated. :(

When you cut yourself, do you prefer scissors or a knife ? I used to scratch my face up with a razor. I've always taken pride in not following trends like knifes and scissors. (Who the fuck cuts themselves with scissors anyway?)

Is it depressing being gothic, does no one "understand" you ? pfft go back to your cake and ice cream world, conformist.

[Deposable]

LOL, hahaha. all those other questions are boring. I wanted to ask something unique.

Good answers. :cool:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Angra
What is the meaning of life?

Step 1: Find the perfect mate
Step 2: Explicit deleted

I know step 3 involves a child... eat a child maybe? You better eat atleast one child just to be safe.

[Deposable]

Oh yeah ! what do you want me to ask you about impalement ?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Well you've obviously read all about it so...

What diseases can be caught from eating human brains?

And how exactly did they find out that we're immune to it?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Well you've obviously read all about it so...

What diseases can be caught from eating human brains?

And how exactly did they find out that we're immune to it?

Most notably, kuru, which is from the eating of human infected tissue. It's a progressive disease of the central nervous system which people often have less than a year to live once symtoms start to occur. Also known as laughing sickness due to the outbursts of laughter that occur in the second phase of the disease. It's pretty much like Mad cow disease for people. :)

It's believed to have only existed for ten or twenty years though (starting in the 50's) which is also extremely weird.

[AUSTIN316426808]

What's your favorite H.I.M. song?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
What's your favorite H.I.M. song?

"Right Here In My Arms"

I never really got into HIM, but I fucking love that song.

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
"Right Here In My Arms"

I never really got into HIM, but I fucking love that song.
...I never really listened to them, but I just DL'ed Right here my arms....That song kicks ass!:D :cool:

[newb]

Who is this H.I.M. i hear tell about.


Questions for M.D.

Do you love your parents?

Do you have faith?

There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can you determine who owns the fish?

The Brit lives in a red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

[newb]

OK......that one was a little tough.....how about this one.

If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by newb
Who is this H.I.M. i hear tell about.

...Don't know much about them, I just heard them really for the first time tonight...
They're a rockin band from Findland...I really like 'em so far...:D :p

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by newb
OK......that one was a little tough.....how about this one.

If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
...I think Ive waited long enough....The "match"...;) :D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by newb
Who is this H.I.M. i hear tell about.



Goth rock band.

If anybody's wondering....

His Infernal Majesty.

[novakru]

Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
...I think Ive waited long enough....The "match"...;) :D

[novakru]

Originally posted by novakru
The gas lamp!!
Because the wind won't blow it out and you can light the candle with the lamp and then light the wood stove with the candle

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by novakru

...How are you gonna light the gas lamp? With the match....;)

[newb]

Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
...I think Ive waited long enough....The "match"...;) :D

Correct....you get a cookie.
http://www.subway-sg.com/COOKIE.gif

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Goth rock band.

If anybody's wondering....

His Infernal Majesty.
...I've listened to bout eight of their songs, so far...And they sound more 80's rock than goth...

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by newb
Correct....you get a cookie.
http://www.subway-sg.com/COOKIE.gif
...*looks down at the cookie* "This is the first thing I've ever won!"...;) :D

[novakru]

Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
...How are you gonna light the gas lamp? With the match....;)
Am I missing something?
How else are you going to light a gas lamp?
And what hapens if your candle burns out or if you trip and bust your head and are knocked senseless with a candle that went out?? what if a breeze blows it out??Then you're screwed and in a dark room with no way to see and a concussion!

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
...I've listened to bout eight of their songs, so far...And they sound more 80's rock than goth...


I'm just going by what they site says.

[newb]

Your gonna need some milk with that.
http://www.agalinks.com/ImagesMain/News/glass_milk_ART.jpg

downloaded some HIM....80's feel for sure...goth...yes...love the version of Wicked Game.:)

[novakru]

Originally posted by novakru
Am I missing something?
How else are you going to light a gas lamp?
And what hapens if your candle burns out or if you trip and bust your head and are knocked senseless with a candle that went out?? what if a breeze blows it out??Then you're screwed and in a dark room with no way to see and a concussion!

HEY,YOU DIDN'T SAY IF THE CANDLE WAS LIT!!

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by novakru
Am I missing something?
How else are you going to light a gas lamp?
And what hapens if your candle burns out or if you trip and bust your head and are knocked senseless with a candle that went out?? what if a breeze blows it out??Then you're screwed and in a dark room with no way to see and a concussion!


I get what you're saying but you if you can't light the candle,lamp or stove without lighting the match first.

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I'm just going by what they site says.
...Oh

To me they sound a lot like Skid Row with less of a lead singer (vocally)...I like 'em...:D

[novakru]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I get what you're saying but you if you can't light the candle,lamp or stove without lighting the match first.

Don't you just strike it on something?
This is messing with my head and I don't want to screw this thread up again.
I'm out.

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by newb
Your gonna need some milk with that.
http://www.agalinks.com/ImagesMain/News/glass_milk_ART.jpg

downloaded some HIM....80's feel for sure...goth...yes...love the version of Wicked Game.:)
...Thanks man...I needed that...LOL!!!


Yes, I liked that one too...:D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by novakru
Don't you just strike it on something?



Yes, which is the act of LIGHTING it there for you've lit the match first.

[newb]

Originally posted by novakru
Don't you just strike it on something?
This is messing with my head and I don't want to screw this thread up again.
I'm out.

Its a brain teaser...its suppose to mess with your head.

You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 pounds. What can you add to the barrel in order to make it lighter?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by newb
Who is this H.I.M. i hear tell about.


Questions for M.D.

Do you love your parents?

Do you have faith?

There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can you determine who owns the fish?

The Brit lives in a red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

Yes.
Wish I did.
The German?

my problem solving color balls of color
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/cirquemacabre/Untitled-1.jpg (one too many e's on coffee)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

HIJACKERS WILL BE EXECUTED

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Newb: a hole

ALSO: NO MORE BRAIN TEASERS

(CAPS MEAN SERIOUS BUSINESS)

[newb]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Newb: a hole

ALSO: NO MORE BRAIN TEASERS

(CAPS MEAN SERIOUS BUSINESS)


yyyyyeeesss maam.


The German is correct.

[bwind22]

Who would win a fight....


Bruce Lee or an angry Chimp?


Also, if the opening bout was Screech vs. Urkel, who would win that?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

How angry is the chimp? If he's angry at Bruce specifically then the chimp will rip Bruce Lee apart for sure.

I have to go with Screech.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
How angry is the chimp? If he's angry at Bruce specifically then the chimp will rip Bruce Lee apart for sure.

I have to go with Screech.

The Chimp is as pissed as he can be. They didn't feed him for two days, then they jabbed him with sharp sticks, then they punched it's baby chimps right in front of him. Then they put him in an enclosed racquetball court with Bruce Lee.

Care to rethink your answer?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by bwind22
The Chimp is as pissed as he can be. They didn't feed him for two days, then they jabbed him with sharp sticks, then they punched it's baby chimps right in front of him. Then they put him in an enclosed racquetball court with Bruce Lee.

Care to rethink your answer?

I've seen pictures of this elderly man who was disemboweled by a monkey. I'm pretty sure Bruce would be in the same situation by the end of it. That and Bruce Lee is dead, so I could kick his ass in a fight too.

[ItsAlive75]

Aight I have a question?

If someone had your parents hostage, would you suck the poo out of a guy's butt?

...Cuz I wouldn't do that.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Aight I have a question?

If someone had your parents hostage, would you suck the poo out of a guy's butt?


What, for comfort?

uhhh I'd call up the people who had my parents hostage and ask them what they want.


(hahah)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
What, for comfort?

uhhh I'd call up the people who had my parents hostage and ask them what they want.


(hahah)

You're stalling, stop stalling... would you do it?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
You're stalling, stop stalling... would you do it?

I'd call and tell them that I'd love to help them, but in order for them to be released, I'd have to suck poo out of someone's butt. They'd understand. (My stomach is officially turned by the way)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
(My stomach is officially turned by the way)

Yeah, sorry... I was out drinking, my mind is somewhere else.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Yeah, sorry... I was out drinking, my mind is somewhere else.

I'm going to have to look at dozens of gruesome car accident related impalements to get the images out of my head.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'm going to have to look at dozens of gruesome car accident related impalements to get the images out of my head.

Whatever helps... I'm having a water bottle.:D

[Deposable]

This has to be a new record. This thread almost went two pages without being Hijacked.

Why don't people just say "I have nothing to add but.... pay attention to me anyway"

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by Deposable
This has to be a new record. This thread almost went two pages without being Hijacked.

Why don't people just say "I have nothing to add but.... pay attention to me anyway"
...LOL!!!!

[barbra]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/201/1721/640/jesus.jpg

[ChEEbA]

I have some questions:

Have you ever thought about killing either of your parents?

Do you hate more things about your friends than you like?

Are/Were you a good student?

Not including injury related - when was the last time you cried, and why?

Favourite 8-bit console (if applicable)
Favourite 16 bit console?

As a child, what was your greatest dissapointment?

Favourite food?

What was the last thing you regretted doing... I mean REALLY regretted doing?

Have you ever had an animal or person die in front of you? If so, please describe, and tell me how you handled it.

Have YOU ever killed anything, accidentally or not?

Do you feel like you just want to die sometimes?

chicken or lamb?

When you were at school...roughly what percentage of the other children would associate with/ talk to you?

What is the one thing about yourself that you dislike the most?

That's all for now.

[Angra]

Oh my, Cheeb.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I have some questions:

Have you ever thought about killing
either of your parents?

I probably have thought about killing my mother, I just can't remember at the moment.

Do you hate more things about your friends than you like?

nah.

Are/Were you a good student?

Horrible student, still am.

Not including injury related - when was the last time you cried, and why?

During my aunt's funeral. There were so many people in the reception area that I felt I had to leave. (I mean I kept getting bumped into , there wasn't much space to breathe at all) So I finally got myself up to telling my mother that I was leaving which ended up in her calling my cold, and soul-less. So going on those good times, I headed out the door. It was pouring rain and I had a long walk... When I finally got back to my house, I found out that the door was locked (we never lock our door, incase anyone wants to rob us) Defeated, I sat down and started crying. Once I started crying, I couldn't stop.

Favourite 8-bit console (if applicable)

Nintendo

Favourite 16 bit console?

Super Nintendo

As a child, what was your greatest dissapointment?

Can't remember.

Favourite food?

I love chinese food, err americanized chinese food.

What was the last thing you regretted doing... I mean REALLY regretted doing?

Have you ever had an animal or person die in front of you? If so, please describe, and tell me how you handled it.

I told you about my cat that got hit by a car and I couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. He just kept letting out this really sad meow, he had a hole in his stomach. It made me feel really bad that it came to me and I couldn't do anything.

Have YOU ever killed anything, accidentally or not?

Of course.

Do you feel like you just want to die sometimes? These days, no.

chicken or lamb?

chicken

When you were at school...roughly what percentage of the other children would associate with/ talk to you?

Enough. I only have a handful of friend's I'd hang out with, but there was always enough people I knew enough to talk to.

What is the one thing about yourself that you dislike the most?

I procrastinate way too much

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by barbra
http://pkhotos1.blogger.com/img/201/1721/640/jesus.jpg

Yes, Jesus is a sexy bastard.

[ItsAlive75]

Ya think the Chicago Bears have a chance of winning today?

[ChEEbA]

Once I started crying, I couldn't stop.
What's your weekly kleenex bill then?


You missed:
What was the last thing you regretted doing... I mean REALLY regretted doing?



Thankyou for your candid responses, IF, and only if they were sincere. I mean...you said you'd answer them, you never said you wouldn't lie.

- B

[Novelidea]

Why do fish smell funny?
Why is there a speed of light, but no speed of dark?
If a fly is a fly, is a fish a swim?
Do willy warmers actually work?
Why do Americans buld their houses out of wood, have they not heard of stone?
Do you ever get asked if you know why men have nipples?
Why do men have nipples?
Why is there a use buy date on sour cream?
Why do those bastards in fast food places Always put mayo on Every Damn thing?
Who was the first person in the world, and where did they come from?
And finally....
When we are young, we go to school to be taught about life, facts and figures about the world, truths about how to be an adult, to learn so called morals and to be a good citizen, and to maybe help to improve society in some way, then, for some reason, when it comes to God, we are told to forget rational thought, to ignore the lack of any scientific or historical facts, and to just have Faith that God not only exists, but is everywhere and is watching you, loves you, cares for you and wants only the best for you (as long as you are not gay).... I ask You, how can this be an act of an intelligent and rational species?

[Angra]

^^This was the post that made Murderdoll regret she´d ever made this thread. :rolleyes: :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Why do fish smell funny?

So that you won't try to have sex with them.

Why is there a speed of light, but no speed of dark?

darkness is the absense of light. It would be like having non-miles per hour.

If a fly is a fly, is a fish a swim?

no, a fish is a fish.

Do willy warmers actually work?

I guess they would.

Why do Americans buld their houses out of wood, have they not heard of stone?

Because.

Do you ever get asked if you know why men have nipples?

I've heard the question.

Why do men have nipples?

no idea, to keep them from looking fucked up maybe.

Why is there a use buy date on sour cream?

Even sour cream goes bad.

Why do those bastards in fast food places Always put mayo on Every Damn thing?

They want you to get fat and depressed.

Who was the first person in the world, and where did they come from?

Forget his name....

And finally....
When we are young, we go to school to be taught about life, facts and figures about the world, truths about how to be an adult, to learn so called morals and to be a good citizen, and to maybe help to improve society in some way, then, for some reason, when it comes to God, we are told to forget rational thought, to ignore the lack of any scientific or historical facts, and to just have Faith that God not only exists, but is everywhere and is watching you, loves you, cares for you and wants only the best for you (as long as you are not gay).... I ask You, how can this be an act of an intelligent and rational species? [/B][/QUOTE]

I guess because the next group down throw shit at eachother all day so we're relatively rational and intelligent.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
[B]What's your weekly kleenex bill then?


hah maybe .00005 cents

I can't think of another time I've cried. Sometimes I've wanted to, but the floodgates are strong. :p

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Why do fish smell funny?

So that you won't try to have sex with them.



That's funny, disgusting to think about but funny.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I'm sure people have tried and I'm betting it was extremely painful for both sides.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'm sure people have tried and I'm betting it was extremely painful for both sides.


Well yeah, the actually act of someone trying to have sex with a fish is disgusting to think about but I was trying to obscurely make a dirty joke. Doesn't look like anybody got it though.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

moving right along. (Don't worry, I'm sure it was a great fish/sodomy joke) :p

I'm surprised nobody has more questions for a person who knows everything... ;)

[Haunted]

Well you are a very interesting person. There are lots of questions I'm sure that I could ask, but I don't want to seem like I'm mocking you or trying to be cool or something dumb like that.

This question is actually pertinent:

If your house was on fire, what's the first thing you'd take out?

[Angra]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Well yeah, the actually act of someone trying to have sex with a fish is disgusting to think about but I was trying to obscurely make a dirty joke. Doesn't look like anybody got it though.



Well, I´M laughing.................... Wait a minute................. No i´m NOT!! You´re a sick man, sick i tell ya!!!:mad: :mad: I feel so offended right now..... Poor fishies...:(

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Angra
Well, I´M laughing.................... Wait a minute................. No i´m NOT!! You´re a sick man, sick i tell ya!!!:mad: :mad: I feel so offended right now..... Poor fishies...:(

MD I'm not hijacking your thread but just to clear this up, the joke I was referring to making had nothing to do with having sex with fish. I've got issues but not that kind.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Haunted

If your house was on fire, what's the first thing you'd take out?

Cell phone would be the obvious choice.

But after I saw interviews with the Katrina victims and what they talked about losing, I'd grab my photo stack.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Haunted

If your house was on fire, what's the first thing you'd take out?

Honestly, I'm not a very materialistic person... I mean maybe I would be if I actually owned stuff. Wait! I have some 7th grader's soul in a jar. He just gave it to me for nothing, little does he know what sick plans I have for it. All I need now is blood from a perfect being *evil laughter*

I'm sorry, I got carried away....

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Cell phone would be the obvious choice.

But after I saw interviews with the Katrina victims and what they talked about losing, I'd grab my photo stack.

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=329652#post329652

:mad:

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=329652#post329652

:mad:

I don't get it....

Am I contradicting myself? If I'm contradicting myself, I'm shallow and stupid and I'm sorry but no really but seriously really sorry.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I don't get it....

Am I contradicting myself? If I'm contradicting myself, I'm shallow and stupid and I'm sorry but no really but seriously really sorry.

well... you better be.

http://gallery.stlcomics.com/30cent/full/ironfist4.jpg

That's how I rule my threads. :mad:

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

That's how I rule my threads. :mad:

With radiation?

..That's actually pretty badass.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
With radiation?

..That's actually pretty badass.

:cool:

[Haunted]

Can I psychoanalyze here...please...please let me. Okay.

Dolly you seem more relaxed here. More open. It's really cool getting to know you and see your more sincere self.

[alkytrio666]

Should I fake my orgasms?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Should I fake my orgasms?

sometimes.

[ChEEbA]

Do you prefer the sensation of sneezing, or yawning?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Do you prefer the sensation of sneezing, or yawning?

I've heard a sneeze is 1/10th an orgasm. A yayn well, a yawn feels good too... good question, I'm going to go with sneezing though.

[ChEEbA]

I dunno, there's less potential cleanup for the yawn...

How about Burping vs farting?
In terms of sound, sensation, reactions...etc
Let's NOT bring up the cleanup factor into this one, eh?

[novakru]

Do you smoke?And if yes-what brand?

I noticed your Church Of Cancer-that's why the question.

[novakru]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Should I fake my orgasms?

Can men actually fake an orgasm and why would they??
Isn't that what they live for(besides eating and farting and sports)

[ChEEbA]

Sports...pffft....I'll watch martial arts tourno's, that's pretty much it, and even that aint a thing. Although, I acknowledge that there IS a lot of guys out there WAY too obsessed with watching other guys fall all over eachother. I mean...watching a fight just seems more...uh...."right" to me. Go figure.

Yeah, I fake my orgasms all the time...I have this solution of water, and a little cornflour...haha, naw, but I did once fill a condom with conditioner and left it in a hotel lobby...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I dunno, there's less potential cleanup for the yawn...

How about Burping vs farting?
In terms of sound, sensation, reactions...etc
Let's NOT bring up the cleanup factor into this one, eh?

Burping. Can you fart the alphabet? exactly.

[ChEEbA]

Well....I'm sure it's not entirely impossible...Im just not that "into" self anal manipulation.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by novakru
Do you smoke?And if yes-what brand?

I noticed your Church Of Cancer-that's why the question.

I'm trying to quit, so far so good. We'll see how long this thread lasts, I might have a different answer later.

[ItsAlive75]

On a scale from one to ten, would you fight a blind guy for a thousand bucks?

[ChEEbA]

Is it...Daredevil?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
On a scale from one to ten, would you fight a blind guy for a thousand bucks?

0 or 10? Anyway, I'd never do that. I'd jump at the chance to shove a knife through the stomach of anyone who would though. ;)

I've got a question for you:
How is that on a scale of one to ten?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Is it...Daredevil?

I'd fight Ben Affleck for a thousand dollars.

[The_Return]

Favourite song by Alice Cooper?

[ChEEbA]

I'd fight Ben Affleck for a thousand dollars.
You'd need a grand?
I'd do it just 'cos of his chin...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by The_Return
Favourite song by Alice Cooper?

Poison.

It's extremely 80's and could easily have been written by Bryan Adams but I still like it. I'm not a big Alice Cooper fan though, so it's not a song I listen to a lot.

[AUSTIN316426808]

What's your guilty pleasure band and movie?

[novakru]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'd fight Ben Affleck for a thousand dollars.

I'd mud wrestle his best friend Matt for a dollar....no wait 50cents...actually,I'd pay him.:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

I've got a question for you:
How is that on a scale of one to ten?

I wrote the first part a while before the second... and I don't read what I type, whatever makes it into the post is what I have to say...

...

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by novakru
I'd mud wrestle his best friend Matt for a dollar....no wait 50cents...actually,I'd pay him.:D



Why do people think mud wrestling is sexy?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Why do people think mud wrestling is sexy?

In Egypt, mud is an aphrodisiac... the Pharaohs back then would consume pounds of the stuff... drove the women wild.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Why do people think mud wrestling is sexy?

Two fat people mud wrestling isn't sexy. Can a sexy person be unsexy doing certain things? well... there are exceptions to every rule. :D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Two fat people mud wrestling isn't sexy. Can a sexy person be unsexy doing certain things? well... there are exceptions to every rule. :D


Ok, so if Paul Walker who you've expressed obsession of was covered in mud would you dive on him or not?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Ok, so if Paul Walker who you've expressed obsession of was covered in mud would you dive on him or not?

I'd have to dive on him.

but admit it, you wouldn't even pass up an opportunity to romp in the mud with the sexiest man alive. :p

Now that I think about it, I admit mud can add to sexiness. No idea why.

[novakru]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'd have to dive on him.

but admit it, you wouldn't even pass up an opportunity to romp in the mud with the sexiest man alive. :p

Now that I think about it, I admit mud can add to sexiness. No idea why.

Maybe because when you think of mud on someone you like-it changes your mind?

[novakru]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Why do people think mud wrestling is sexy?

watching it is just funny,doing it with someone is a different story.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by novakru
Maybe because when you think of mud on someone you like-it changes your mind?

Yeah... anything involving Rosie O'Donnell would still be more gross if you included mud.

[novakru]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Yeah... anything involving Rosie O'Donnell would still be more gross if you included mud.

ewww,now I have that burned in my head....you're evil:D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'd have to dive on him.

but admit it, you wouldn't even pass up an opportunity to romp in the mud with the sexiest man alive. :p

Now that I think about it, I admit mud can add to sexiness. No idea why.


You're right, Shakira looks hot in her video and even though it's not mud it's probably not all that different.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Poison.

It's extremely 80's and could easily have been written by Bryan Adams but I still like it. I'm not a big Alice Cooper fan though, so it's not a song I listen to a lot.

Good taste, my favourite too. By far.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
You're right, Shakira looks hot in her video and even though it's not mud it's probably not all that different.

She said sexiest "man" alive.


:eek:

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
She said sexiest "man" alive.


:eek:


When I said 'you're right' I was referring to this...

"Now that I think about it, I admit mud can add to sexiness. No idea why."

not this...

"but admit it, you wouldn't even pass up an opportunity to romp in the mud with the sexiest man alive.:p"

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
When I said 'you're right' I was referring to this...

"Now that I think about it, I admit mud can add to sexiness. No idea why."

not this...

"but admit it, you wouldn't even pass up an opportunity to romp in the mud with the sexiest man alive.:p"

Dammit.... DAMMIT you're right... you're ALWAYS right...

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

LMFAO!!!:D

[PR3SSUR3]

Q: Are you a troublemaker?

[BillyNedar]

favorite positions?

multiple orgasms?

ever wrap yourself in toilet paper and pretend you were a mummy?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Q: Are you a troublemaker?

I guess so.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

favorite positions?

My favorite sexual position is like my favorite outfit...deceptively simple, but with killer accessories.

( lies )

multiple orgasms?

I'll let you know.

ever wrap yourself in toilet paper and pretend you were a mummy?

Pretend?

[Deposable]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
favorite positions?

My favorite sexual position is like my favorite outfit...deceptively simple, but with killer accessories.

( lies )

multiple orgasms?

I'll let you know.

ever wrap yourself in toilet paper and pretend you were a mummy?

Pretend?

It sounds like someone is a virgin... shocking :eek: :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Deposable
It sounds like someone is a virgin... shocking :eek: :D

Might want to check the old crystal ball again, sedated.

The coy answer was because my original answer was boring. :(

[Dante'sInferno]

If u were in a horror movie how would u want to die??

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

That's a tough question. I mean, there's so many good answers.... How about impaled with a pitchfork and pinned to a wall. Days later the main character could find me dying, still struggling to keep my weight off of the pitchfork.

I guess I'm just a sucker for a slow, agonizing death.

[SKOOFx]

Murderdoll, why dont you live in ny so my gf and I, along with you and your bf can meet up and get hammered? I would love have a nice discussion about the intricate details of all the different methods of impalement with you.
ANSWER THAT BIATTCHHH?

cause that would kick ass.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

It could be because it's like a 48 or so hour drive to new york from here. :D

I'm still down with discussing the intricate details of all the different methods of impalement with you though. :cool:

[SKOOFx]

oh baby, i love when you talk death to me.


where you from?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Nanaimo, BC.

[SKOOFx]

damn,

Im starting to realize something.
Canada has alot of chill people and it seems like a kool place.

I had a bad experience with canada once, so i vowed never to go back.

Fucking bastards (no offense) wouldnt let me into the country.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
damn,

Im starting to realize something.
Canada has alot of chill people and it seems like a kool place.

I had a bad experience with canada once, so i vowed never to go back.

Fucking bastards (no offense) wouldnt let me into the country.

How did that happen?

[SKOOFx]

had a gig at a club up in Montreal. Took a 12 freakin hour greyhound bus only for them to bust my balls for an hour in french(almost offended that i didnt speak it) and to make a long story short....they saw all my record bags and said that even djs need worker permits to enter the country.

So they kept me at the border for another 12 hours..

didnt give me food, or help me find a way to get back home - i wasnt allowed to leave the border to get food either...

so finally, they brought me to the american side of the border, and i had to pay some creepy bus driver to take me back to ny for 50 bux (his bus was full..so i had to sit next to him the whole time).

i finally got dropped off in times square at 9am in the middle of rush hour....with 3 record bags and a huge suitcase.

FUCK CANADA! (jk)

[fannyface]

...

[newb]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
had a gig at a club up in Montreal. Took a 12 freakin hour greyhound bus only for them to bust my balls for an hour in french(almost offended that i didnt speak it) and to make a long story short....they saw all my record bags and said that even djs need worker permits to enter the country.

So they kept me at the border for another 12 hours..

didnt give me food, or help me find a way to get back home - i wasnt allowed to leave the border to get food either...

so finally, they brought me to the american side of the border, and i had to pay some creepy bus driver to take me back to ny for 50 bux (his bus was full..so i had to sit next to him the whole time).

i finally got dropped off in times square at 9am in the middle of rush hour....with 3 record bags and a huge suitcase.

FUCK CANADA! (jk)

Maybe if you had a few Celine Dion albums in there, they would have let you cross.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by newb
Maybe if you had a few Celine Dion albums in there, they would have let you cross. They're also leary of people whose heads stay in one piece when they speak :p Budday

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
had a gig at a club up in Montreal.

that's your problem.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Hellboy: both pictures are of my tongue/mouth, one of them I took my teeth out with photoshop. sorry to disappoint.

(I had to bump this thread, it's all I got) :(

[Elvis_Christ]

You get into sleeping in bunk beds?

[SKOOFx]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
that's your problem.

oh yeah? which part..montreal..or club?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
oh yeah? which part..montreal..or club?

Montreal.

[filmmaker2]

Do you put on a lot of makeup when you go out, or do you let your natural looks carry the evening?

[SKOOFx]

fuckkk motrealllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[filmmaker2]

MONTREAL SUX

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FREDDY, JASON AND MICHAEL MYERS RAWWK!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Do you put on a lot of makeup when you go out, or do you let your natural looks carry the evening?

I've actually resorted to buying a make-up gun to save time.

http://www.ataahua.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cap_117.jpg

I don't know what setting it was on for that....

Oh well, no one goes out with just their natural looks. What are you gonna do? Buy a make-up gun. :D

[Haunted]

Are you happy or sad most of the time? What makes you thus?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Haunted
Are you happy or sad most of the time? What makes you thus?

Happy. Individual things that make me happy hmm... It's hard to say. When I'm happy, almost everything makes me happier. When I'm sad, almost everything makes me sad/angrier. There are a few people in my life (my boyfriend, my father, MC Hammer) who can bring me out of a bad mood before I get into it though. If that makes any sense at all... :D

Example: A walk when I'm happy. "Woo stars"

A walk when I'm sad. "Where the fuck is the moon?!"

Another answer would be, I need some activities. ha

[DarkwingMantis]

When you lie in bed at night just before you go to sleep, what do you think about?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by DarkwingMantis
When you lie in bed at night just before you go to sleep, what do you think about?

you.

[Dante'sInferno]

Dogs or cats???



gory non-gory??



mansion or 1 story house?

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Happy. Individual things that make me happy hmm... It's hard to say. When I'm happy, almost everything makes me happier. When I'm sad, almost everything makes me sad/angrier. There are a few people in my life (my boyfriend, my father, MC Hammer)

Yeah!! It's .......Hammer Time

[ItsAlive75]

Umm.... okay.

If you ran away, where would you run to? I don't mean like, your boyfriend's or the truckstop that has the cool Tekken 3 arcade machine that lets you do Unlimited Play...

I mean, where would you go if you had to get as far away from something as possible?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Dogs or cats???



gory non-gory??



mansion or 1 story house?

Cats
Gory
Mansion, baby. :cool:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Umm.... okay.

If you ran away, where would you run to? I don't mean like, your boyfriend's or the truckstop that has the cool Tekken 3 arcade machine that lets you do Unlimited Play...

I mean, where would you go if you had to get as far away from something as possible?

California seems like it's the "in"place for running away from your problems...

Los Angeles maybe? Hopefully a truckstop, that has Tekken 3.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Cats
Gory
Mansion, baby. :cool: Good Choice's .:D

360 decapitation or steel pipe through the face??




Tall or short???


cheesy or flaming hott cheetos??



What is your favorite band of all time??

[Hate_Breeder]

Approximately how many females in Guatemala are left handed?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Good Choice's .:D

360 decapitation or steel pipe through the face??




Tall or short???


cheesy or flaming hott cheetos??



What is your favorite band of all time??

Sooo easy, definately the steel pipe through the face.

Tall

None, I hate cheetos with a fiery passion. :D

Hole.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Approximately how many females in Guatemala are left handed?

1,463,516.

Approximately... ;)

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Sooo easy, definately the steel pipe through the face.

Tall

None, I hate cheetos with a fiery passion. :D

Hole. No!!!!! cheetos are awsome!!!!!!!!!!:D :p



South Park or married with children???


Fat or skinny??

Who is the one celebrity that u want to meet that u havent already??


Goth or preppy?

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
1,463,516.

Approximately... ;)

Nope...1,463,517

Denied!

Ok...what about...Chinese food or Mexican Food?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
No!!!!! cheetos are awsome!!!!!!!!!!:D :p



South Park or married with children???


Fat or skinny??

Who is the one celebrity that u want to meet that u havent already??


Goth or preppy?

South Park

Richard Ramirez. Not because I dig serial killers as much as I think he'd have something interesting to say. I'd like to stare into the eyes of the devil's disciple (just as long as there are guards and bars between me and him ;) )

Skinny

Goth

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Nope...1,463,517

Denied!

Ok...what about...Chinese food or Mexican Food?

Chinese food. I like quesadillas, but that's about the limit to my mexican food love.

[Elvis_Christ]

Ever run round naked in the rain?

What's your favorite animal to dance with?

:confused:

[filmmaker2]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ


What's your favorite animal to dance with?

:confused:



YEAH.
hmmm?

[Elvis_Christ]

Not as weird as it seems. People dance with animals all the time.

http://www.nydamprints.com/dancingweb.jpg

[filmmaker2]

No, no....I wanna know WHICH ones she dances with! Is very interesting to me.

Cats maybe?

[Elvis_Christ]

Goats or Bears I think.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Ever run round naked in the rain?

What's your favorite animal to dance with?

:confused:

Nope.

Bear.

[SKOOFx]

MD.

Ask you anything eyyy???

Ok people...lets stop playing around with goofy questions...
Lets ask her the shit she wouldnt want to answer on a public forum.


<que evil laugh>
MOo Ha Ha Ha.

[newb]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
MD.

Ask you anything eyyy???

Ok people...lets stop playing around with goofy questions...
Lets ask her the shit she wouldnt want to answer on a public forum.


<que evil laugh>
MOo Ha Ha Ha.

Go for it skoofx....to be honest






she scares the shit of me.

[SKOOFx]

ohh comonnn
no reason to be scared.
Scarier people come in different forms....like wall street execs. - frat boys - and ignorant uneducated assholes that embrace rap as a culture simply because it encourages a lifestyle of money and power....regardless of social and intellectual standards.


Soooo on with the questions...


I want someone to break the ice beofre i go into the juicy shit <evil smile>

and remember
DONT FEAR THE MURDER DOLL....WHEN SHE COMES TO KILL YOU, JUST EMBRACE IT AND CONSIDER YOURSELF ONE OF THE LUCKY WHO ARE CHOSEN TO DIE BY HER HANDS...

[Haunted]

Okay, I got one for you. What in the hell is he talking about? Can he be stopped?;)

[SKOOFx]

grrrrrr...

ahh..who am i kidding..
i love the lady behind the screen name of haunted.
i cant be mad at her...


BUT IF I WERE YOU..ID WATCH OUT BEFORE I TURN THE QUESTIONS ARUOND TO YOU!!!!!

<DOUBLE MooOoO ha ha Ha >:p ;)

[meetthecreeper]

OK what the fook difference would it make being on a public forum??

You are basically talking to your damn computer screen. THere isnt anything that I would not talk about on this forum or any other for that matter, no one knows my identity and if they did know me they know I would tell them the same shit I would tell on here.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
OK what the fook difference would it make being on a public forum??

You are basically talking to your damn computer screen. THere isnt anything that I would not talk about on this forum or any other for that matter, no one knows my identity and if they did know me they know I would tell them the same shit I would tell on here.

Yeah, its kind of lying to yourself if you don't talk here the way you'd talk in person.

It's called "lying", and lying makes baby Jesus cry.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Haunted
Okay, I got one for you. What in the hell is he talking about? Can he be stopped?;)

No idea.

*shakes magic 8 ball* All signs point to no.

[meetthecreeper]

I heard that there is a human brain inside a magic eight ball, is that true??

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Yes.

That's actually the answer to "what happens after we die?" but I'm not sure I was supposed to say that.

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Yes.

That's actually the answer to "what happens after we die?" but I'm not sure I was supposed to say that.

You have inside information on this???

I was once told that they put human heads in bowling balls, and if you stick your finger in the thumb hole far enough.....well I didnt use my finger *snicker*

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper

I was once told that they put human heads in bowling balls, and if you stick your finger in the thumb hole far enough.....well I didnt use my finger *snicker*

Oh, that's what that was.

Thanks man, I bowled a 270 that night.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Oh, that's what that was.

Thanks man, I bowled a 270 that night.

You will have three daughters and no sons.

(I'm going to start answering questions asked in other threads now. I'm a leech :) )

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
You will have three daughters and no sons.

(I'm going to start answering questions asked in other threads now. I'm a leech :) )

I'm actually starting to wonder whether or not I should make one of these threads.

An you're not a leech, you're a thread derailer.;)

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
You will have three daughters and no sons.

(I'm going to start answering questions asked in other threads now. I'm a leech :) )

Now theres an idea. I think I should start answering questions from other forums.




No what you should do is take a stool sample to the doctor and have it checked for worms and parasites.-question answered from WebMD.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Now theres an idea. I think I should start answering questions from other forums.




No what you should do is take a stool sample to the doctor and have it checked for worms and parasites.-question answered from WebMD.

LOL

+gross

[ItsAlive75]

When's the right time to tell a girl you need to borrow a pencil? Or, for that matter, a pen?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
When's the right time to tell a girl you need to borrow a pencil? Or, for that matter, a pen?

Just before you take the test.

but... Never on a tuesday like this, it will end horribly. One time I lent someone my pen on a tuesday and then asked him to get me the test that was on the desk. He reluctantly did it, then I went crazy on him for not saying "you're welcome" haha

So know the obligations that come with borrowing a pen and if ther is one day to remember a pen, make it tuesdays.

[ItsAlive75]

I'm all out of questions...

...ummm...

Will you sign my baseball?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I'm all out of questions...

...ummm...

Will you sign my baseball?

Of course. :)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I'm not ready to let this die yet. :mad:

[filmmaker2]

I bought a painting that has a curse on it or something. Whenever I hang the painting, it is always on the floor in the morning, face down, and there are groaning sounds coming from the kitchen. Sometimes I see strange shadows moving in the kitchen too. This annoys me. How do I banish this thing? Is there a prayer or something I can use?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
I bought a painting that has a curse on it or something. Whenever I hang the painting, it is always on the floor in the morning, face down, and there are groaning sounds coming from the kitchen. Sometimes I see strange shadows moving in the kitchen too. This annoys me. How do I banish this thing? Is there a prayer or something I can use?

I think the only logical option is to sell it on ebay.

[Haunted]

Would it be possible for you to give a girl another chance to show that she's not a total bitch? Just curious. Want to see what your threshold is for compassion and kindness.

[Angra]

How do you feel about lesbian sex? Interested?

If so, how do you feel about a thresome?:rolleyes:

*whistles innocently and walks out of thread*

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Haunted
Would it be possible for you to give a girl another chance to show that she's not a total bitch?

You mean a friend? Nope.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Angra
How do you feel about lesbian sex? Interested?

If so, how do you feel about a thresome?:rolleyes:

*whistles innocently and walks out of thread*

LOL

Not interested, sorry Angra. :D

[The Mothman]

howcome you made this thread, and why do all your avatars give me seizures?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by The Mothman
howcome you made this thread, and why do all your avatars give me seizures?

I made this thread because I like being the center of attention.

My avatars are designed specifically to give people seizures.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I made this thread because I like being the center of attention.

My avatars are designed specifically to give people seizures. Where did u get those pics because i would like to make an av kind of like yours except different pics

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Where did u get those pics because i would like to make an av kind of like yours except different pics

Sorry, I didn't make this one.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Sorry, I didn't make this one. oh.....:(

[Dante'sInferno]

Whos your favorite band??

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Whos your favorite band??

Third time's a charm. :p

Instead I'm going to tell you a bunch of bands I like a lot, but aren't my favorite. :D

Type O Negative
Tiger Army
David Bowie
Metallica
Pretty Girls Make Graves
MDC
Pantera
Agent Orange
NIN
The Cure
Black Flag
My Ruin
The Misfits
Propaghandi

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Third time's a charm. :p

Instead I'm going to tell you a bunch of bands I like a lot, but aren't my favorite. :D

Type O Negative
Tiger Army
David Bowie
Metallica
Pretty Girls Make Graves
MDC
Pantera
Agent Orange
NIN
The Cure
Black Flag
My Ruin
The Misfits
Propaghandi NIN is awsome:D by your choice of bands your a preety hip women:p :D

[Angra]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I made this thread because I like being the center of attention.




LMMAO

Gotta love her honesty. :D :p

[Haunted]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
You mean a friend? Nope.


Damnit, I can't get a response that makes me sound half way rational and not like a a silly cunt.

Dolly, I agree with you 100% One can't be expected to do the impossible.

All right, those are all my questions.

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Third time's a charm. :p

Instead I'm going to tell you a bunch of bands I like a lot, but aren't my favorite. :D

Type O Negative
Tiger Army
David Bowie
Metallica
Pretty Girls Make Graves
MDC
Pantera
Agent Orange
NIN
The Cure
Black Flag
My Ruin
The Misfits
Propaghandi
Very nice list....I like it...:cool:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

5 year bump

not because I've changed a lot, but because I can't let zeros thread beat me.

[scouse mac]

5 year bump

not because I've changed a lot, but because I can't let zeros thread beat me.


Is that important to you then? ;)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Is that important to you then? ;)

well you can't have a subpar remake surpass the popularity of the original now can you? ;)

[fuglystick]

For fuck's sake...

Par for the course, though

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

For fuck's sake...

Par for the course, though

that's not a question.

[Elvis_Christ]

Do you think there should be a "get out of jail free card" for attacking your landlord or boss?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Do you think there should be a "get out of jail free card" for attacking your landlord or boss?

I think everyone on the planet should get one get out of jail free card. just to keep people in line, you know?

my current boss I have actually physically attacked, just get go out for drinks with him and get him really drunk. make sure to be nice to him the whole night and then near the end just punch him right in the mouth. I can't guarantee you won't get in trouble, but it should work.

I've had good luck with landlords.

[Zero]

how long have you harbored these deep desires for pure monkey love?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

how long have you harbored these deep desires for pure monkey love?

about 5 years, give or take.

[Zero]

i knew it - i could feel your hungry eyes peering at my hairy, uhm, tail

[Posher778]

Change your signature. That's like bragging about winning the world's first lottery or something.



Boooooring.

[Kleptron]

MD, why have you stuck around for so many years?

[Kleptron]

#2:



What happened to ThomasGeorge, Barbara, Sistinas, and K-pro?

[DeadKlown]

even if you don't like to be labeled...how would you label yourself?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

#2:



What happened to ThomasGeorge, Barbara, Sistinas, and K-pro?

first question is really hard, I'll have to come back to it.

barbra was amazing I really wish she didn't leave, I think when most people leave it's because something stops them from posting for a little bit and they just forget about the place. it's happened to me a few times.

thomasgeorge probably forgot how to use the computer, if you read his posts they got progressively dumber.

kpro might have had a car accident while drinking and driving, he was dating nine9 so he was probably already dead inside though.

sistinas I don't really know who that is sorry.

[Kleptron]

sistinas I don't really know who that is sorry.

Damn, the alter-ego I made years ago was that unforgettable? So many dudes here were pissed when I came out as a dude but all the IM's and sweet talk on the board was hilarious. Half the dudes that post on these boards hit on someone if they think they are female, what losers! And yes, i'm talking to a few of you that still post here...........When I revealed to everyone Sistinas was a dude all the people who said they loved me began to treat me as a leper..........Lol-I guess that what happens when you let dudes assume your a girl cause you love Danzig and love the song Sistinas.......I actually never claimed to be female, people assume.


Anyway, what happened to Bloodrayne?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Damn, the alter-ego I made years ago was that unforgettable? So many dudes here were pissed when I came out as a dude but all the IM's and sweet talk on the board was hilarious. Half the dudes that post on these boards hit on someone if they think they are female, what losers! And yes, i'm talking to a few of you that still post here...........When I revealed to everyone Sistinas was a dude all the people who said they loved me began to treat me as a leper..........Lol-I guess that what happens when you let dudes assume your a girl cause you love Danzig and love the song Sistinas.......I actually never claimed to be female, people assume.


Anyway, what happened to Bloodrayne?

was wondering who you were, knew you had to be someone who had been here a long time.

bloodrayne is still around.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

even if you don't like to be labeled...how would you label yourself?

hipster, goth, artist, punk, nerd, troll

[Caenxavier]

What color is your MP3 player?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

What color is your MP3 player?

I have an iphone 4.

edit: black was the only choice I had, I don't know how many colors there are.

[friday13thfan]

Why is this band so popular? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLUc6cqAOU Please tell me D:

[Elvis_Christ]

I've heard Canada is quite similar to New Zealand. Would this be true?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Why is this band so popular? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLUc6cqAOU Please tell me D:

they aren't that popular.

brokencyde actually consist entirely of trained assassins who have little to no musical background whatsoever. they were formed to protect this band

kO-XLQouIn0

at last years warped tour. they were never even supposed to be on stage, they were supposed to kill the millionaires conspirators. however a twist of fate had brokencyde going on first and the conspirators were so confused as to who they wanted to kill they just stood there and the rest of the shows went off without a hitch.

[friday13thfan]

Maybe not but around my area they are like one of the biggest things. I live in Amish Land. Go figure.

[Kleptron]

Why do real punkers scoff at the warped tour?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Why do real punkers scoff at the warped tour?

it's all pop now.

christian rockers, pop punk and frat boys asking when jack johnson is going to be there.

[Posher778]

Scale of 1-10 how much do you like me?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Scale of 1-10 how much do you like me?

a solid 7, which is good considering where most people on that scale are.

[Posher778]

I'll accept that

[Kleptron]

I'll accept that



You'd accept a wet fish in the palm. MD, would you agree most fools are lookin for love in all the wrong places?

[Elvis_Christ]

Have you ever hallucinated?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

cute tag btw whoever that was, might have to make a new signature.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

would you agree most fools are lookin for love in all the wrong places?

oh, definitely.

there is this guy that is at the night club I work at. he is there almost every saturday and he gets thrown out 9 times out of 10. we call him creeper jesus and sometimes the dj comes over to the side bar and we just watch him and laugh.

he looks exactly like how you would invision jesus, if jesus went to night clubs and dressed the part. every single night he buys himself 2 or 3 paralyzers and surverys the dance floor, when he sees a group of girls dancing he goes down and starts dancing with them. he dances pretty much like one of the spice girls and it is hilarious to watch, eventually he goes back to the bar and buys a couple more drinks. he now "feels it" and goes into creeper jesus mode. he rushes the dance floor, he used to jump down onto the dance floor but he sprained his ankle awhile ago so he doesn't do that anymore. he goes back to the girls and just starts dancing wildly, after awhile he will hug one of them who brushes him off and runs away as he chases her then security brutes throw him out. same story, nearly every weekend.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Have you ever hallucinated?

I used to be really into psychedelics, acid, dmt, mushrooms, mescaline. I saw the devil's face, I'm done with all that. :mad:

at one time I thought there was something to them, I don't think that way anymore.

[Kleptron]

MD, Is it true that I'm gay for being addicted to True Blood?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I like how it says eat antifreeze and in order to eat antifreeze you would have to freeze it.

tags are awesome

[Elvis_Christ]

LOL @ Creeper Jesus. That must've cracked you guys up when he fucked up his ankle.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

LOL @ Creeper Jesus. That must've cracked you guys up when he fucked up his ankle.

we were laughing so hard and he glared at us, but we kept laughing. for like a second I stopped laughing and asked if he was ok but then I just kept laughing. we imitate him when he is not there also, it's the little things...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

MD, Is it true that I'm gay for being addicted to True Blood?

without a doubt.

[Elvis_Christ]

I wonder if he has those shame filled hangovers. Dude probably thinks he's some sort of legendary figure seeing as he keeps coming back.

Tags were funnier when people didn't notice them being messed with. Mine all got deleted.