View Full Version : Broomstick battles and my hatred of the Dance Team
ItsAlive75
09-12-2005, 11:30 AM
Me and my roommates were watching TV and drinking some Red Stripe (I'm trying non-pussy beer) when we heard all this stomping and clomping from our ceiling, along with really heavy bass. Not being confrontational myself, my roommate banged at the ceiling with a broomstick.
About 5 minutes later, these three "portly" (to say the least) girls come banging on our door saying that they're on the dance team and they're practicing their "routines".
Now I don't wanna have to keep banging on the ceiling with a broomstick two or three times a day, and I don't wanna have to listen to Fat Joe booming through the walls. Any ideas? (kidnapping and murder don't count as "ideas")
novakru
09-12-2005, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Any ideas? (kidnapping and murder don't count as "ideas")
damn:(
Slide a few of these under their door....that should take care of them for a few hours.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/mcdonalds_inside1.gif
ItsAlive75
09-12-2005, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
maybe you should tell them that Burger King was having deals on combo meals. Newb, you beat me to the punch YET AGAIN!!!:mad: :p
Burger King is too expensive...
and their mascot sucks.
AUSTIN316426808
09-12-2005, 12:59 PM
I think the only thing you can do is tell the landlord but if they aren't doing it to late or ridiculously loud then there might not be anything he can do about it either.
Haunted
09-12-2005, 01:03 PM
Tell your landlord.
ChEEbA
09-12-2005, 01:49 PM
Probably to cuss out someone for stereotyping supposedly "real" witchcraft...?;) I mean, get with the times, man...y'all KNOW it's gotta be vaccum cleaners by now:rolleyes:
Don't anyone bother flying off the handle (get it...GET IT???), 'cos my comment is only reflective of what I personally believe, not what others SHOULD.
Look over your tenant agreement.
THEN talk to your landlord IF it's warranted as per the agreement to do so, because if it ISN'T...you'll just have to deal with it
ItsAlive75
09-12-2005, 01:59 PM
Maybe me and my roommates should just get into that skintight 80's workout gear, go up there and ask to dance with them. That should at least get the ball rolling... if ya can't beat em, join em.
Haunted
09-12-2005, 03:56 PM
The broomstick is a very sexual archetype.
Here's a joke for ya...
Why do Witches ride brooms with no panties?
Helps their grip.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:D :D :D :D :p
novakru
09-12-2005, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Maybe me and my roommates should just get into that skintight 80's workout gear, go up there and ask to dance with them. That should at least get the ball rolling... if ya can't beat em, join em.
That is a brilliant idea ItsA....scare them senseless!!
You are so SMART:)
ThePhantom
09-12-2005, 07:00 PM
You might want to put up some support beams if they are that fat.That way they wont come fallen in on you while you are sitting there watching t.v.