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lbuie

08-25-2005, 12:31 PM

Anyone out there feel like talking about sex? Maybe you can give me some pointers???:o :o :o :o

SKOOFx

08-25-2005, 12:33 PM

I love sex.
I also love goth chicks...any hott goth chicks wanna talk about sex?? moo ha ha:cool:

MoonLit Meadow

08-25-2005, 12:34 PM

What the hell is sex? ;):p

MoonLit Meadow

08-25-2005, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by hellboy
I cant believe you asked that question KNOWING I'm around to give you an answer!:p

LMAO!!! Well I'm glad somebody can answer me...I'd like to participate in this thread, but I'm finding it quite difficult considering I don't know what sex is.:p ;) You learn something new every day though, so I guess it's time to be schooled! ;):p

MoonLit Meadow

08-25-2005, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by hellboy
And you brag about having a boyfriend. I guess he doesnt know the secrets to giving a good nosebleed.:o Poor poor MM!:(

LMFAO!!!!! ;) Oh....is that what we've been doing all these years? I'm glad I can finally put a name to it!!!! YIPPPPEEEEE!!!:p ;) :D I can't wait until he gets home from work, and I share with him what I've learned today!!! ;)

MoonLit Meadow

08-25-2005, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by hellboy
It takes the right tongue movements.:eek: Tell him to e-mail me. LMAO!!!!

OMG! He KNOWS, believe me ;)
Besides which, I don't think he'd be into doing something that would cause me to get a bloody nose...I doubt he'd find that sexy!;):p

novakru

08-25-2005, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by lbuie
Anyone out there feel like talking about sex? Maybe you can give me some pointers???:o :o :o :o
OK,You did say something about your gag reflexes running amok because your pg.
That is something alot of woman experience,to the utter dismay of the baby's daddy....
Here's a tip:
hand to hand combat(no,I will not get graphic)
Nivian is the best for this,or if baby's daddy is in the shower-soap works just fine.

novakru

08-25-2005, 01:00 PM

Am I being too vague?
I really don't know how else to say it without getting xxx.

novakru

08-25-2005, 01:04 PM

Whew!
cuz I had NO idea how else to say it:o

The STE

08-25-2005, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by lbuie
Anyone out there feel like talking about sex? Maybe you can give me some pointers???:o :o :o :o

I've got a pointer I'll give you...

ItsAlive75

08-25-2005, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by The STE
I've got a pointer I'll give you...

Oooooh! He's taaaalkin about his wieeeener!

MoonLit Meadow

08-25-2005, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Oooooh! He's taaaalkin about his wieeeener!

He was? Man, I'm glad I have you guys around to fill me in on these things...I'm SO NAIVE ;):p

The STE

08-25-2005, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Oooooh! He's taaaalkin about his wieeeener!

Actually, I was talking about my trained Rape-Dog, which happens to be a pointer, but your explanation works too

Marroe

08-25-2005, 02:13 PM

:eek:

moonsorrow

08-25-2005, 02:28 PM

HAHA!! if i could even remember how that was done im sure id have something to say

X¤MurderDoll¤X

08-25-2005, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by lbuie
Anyone out there feel like talking about sex? Maybe you can give me some pointers???:o :o :o :o

Do you have to end all your posts with :o :o :o :o :o ? Are you in constant embarrassment?

Hate_Breeder

08-25-2005, 07:17 PM

Ima virgin :(

Go figure i post on a forum! :D

X¤MurderDoll¤X

08-25-2005, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Ima virgin :(

Go figure i post on a forum! :D

You just need a shirt that says "man slut" or something on it. I can make you one, with sparkles!.

newb

08-25-2005, 07:22 PM

Sex is overrated.....ok its not....as long as your with the one you love and kids.......DON'T FORGET PROTECTION!

Hate_Breeder

08-25-2005, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
You just need a shirt that says "man slut" or something on it. I can make you one, with sparkles!.

SWHEET! As long as you can put nipple tassles on it as well..

Angra

08-25-2005, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Ima virgin :(

You need to get out more to earn the right to call yourself a man-whore............ How poetic was that?:cool:

novakru

08-25-2005, 08:22 PM

nothing wrong with being a virgin,
the first girl you fall in love with and decide to make love with,is going to be extremely happy that you are.
trust me

jenna26

08-25-2005, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by moonsorrow
HAHA!! if i could even remember how that was done im sure id have something to say

Can one actually forget? :D

Elvis_Christ

08-25-2005, 09:12 PM

:rolleyes:

fuckin' lame thread........ this place is hitting new lows.

:rolleyes:

ItsAlive75

08-25-2005, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by novakru
nothing wrong with being a virgin,
the first girl you fall in love with and decide to make love with,is going to be extremely happy that you are.
trust me

She's going to be pissed off when he does a really bad job cuz he's never done it before. Trust me.

mothermold

08-25-2005, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by lbuie
Anyone out there feel like talking about sex? Maybe you can give me some pointers???:o :o :o :o

you have two choices.

pay for it up front or get married and pay for it the rest of your life,or at least until you get divorced(god forbid).;)

ItsAlive75

08-25-2005, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by mothermold
you have two choices.

pay for it up front or get married and pay for it the rest of your life,or at least until you get divorced(god forbid).;)

Why's divorce so expensive?

Cuz its worth it.

Elvis_Christ

08-25-2005, 10:52 PM

^^ lol :D

mothermold

08-25-2005, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Why's divorce so expensive?

Cuz its worth it.

amen!!:D

Elvis_Christ

08-25-2005, 11:07 PM

:( http://www.fci.org/images/early_care/fc/ill1_divorce.gif

novakru

08-26-2005, 05:08 AM

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
She's going to be pissed off when he does a really bad job cuz he's never done it before. Trust me.
She will be thrilled to find out her first love isn't a walking advertisment for STD's
TRUST ME:)

lbuie

08-26-2005, 05:48 AM

I needed a pointer from a guys perspective. Here it goes, okay oral sex, what's the best thing to do to a guy to make him finish that way because I want to be the best, can someone help me out here????:o

EXTR3MIST

08-26-2005, 07:39 AM

Suck long and hard, and make squelchy noises.

And fucking swallow, bitch.

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lbuie

08-26-2005, 10:32 AM

i can't swollow it makes me throw up, you didn't tell me anything i already didn't know bitch.!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

moonsorrow

08-26-2005, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by jenna26
Can one actually forget? :D

hmmmm... lets see... i think the penis goes in the vagina right? repeat, rince and go at it again?

ItsAlive75

08-26-2005, 11:28 AM

Haunted

08-26-2005, 12:57 PM

Know what? I think sex is stupid. I'd rather read.

MoonLit Meadow

08-26-2005, 01:25 PM

Angra

08-26-2005, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Haunted
Know what? I think sex is stupid. I'd rather read.

:confused: :confused: :confused:

Stupid in wich way??

jenna26

08-26-2005, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by moonsorrow
hmmmm... lets see... i think the penis goes in the vagina right? repeat, rince and go at it again?

Aha! See, I was sure it wasn't so easy to forget....;)

mothermold

08-26-2005, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by lbuie
I needed a pointer from a guys perspective. Here it goes, okay oral sex, what's the best thing to do to a guy to make him finish that way because I want to be the best, can someone help me out here????:o

just finish him off with your hand.

this one this "escort" took out her dentures,it was different...but nice.thing was her tongue was like sandpaper....it was like getting head from cheetara.

learn from this and move on.

bwind22

08-30-2005, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by lbuie
Anyone out there feel like talking about sex? Maybe you can give me some pointers???:o :o :o :o

Since you're obviously about 15, here is an illustrated demonstration of how to deliver a blowjob for you...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks10.gif