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bloodrayne
08-23-2005, 01:13 PM
Ever hear a word or phrase that you had no idea what it meant?...

You know that it's probably something 'dirty' and figure as an adult, you SHOULD know what it means...

You can't look it up in a regular dictionary, because you know it won't be there, and a regular dictionary only contains words, not phrases.....

You can't ask someone else what it means, because they may not know what it means either, or they might KNOW what it means and it could turn out to be something that you would be embarassed to ask about (of course, you'd know if that were the case, by watching the face of the person you asked...lol), and you may wonder how THEY know it...lol...Or you might feel stupid because they know it, and you don't...and you have just let them know that you don't know it :D

Anyway...To save time, trouble and embarassment...And to keep yourself from 'feeling left out'...Here ya go:


Check Out THIS Dictionary (http://www.turdwords.com/dictionary.cfm)
Marroe
08-23-2005, 01:57 PM
hehe, this is great
ItsAlive75
08-23-2005, 02:33 PM
Assbidextrous (n)

A person who can sniff their own ass.


Sorry, but isn't "ambidextrous" an adjective? So how's "assbidextrous" a noun? This whole dictionary is crazy!
MoonLit Meadow
08-23-2005, 02:44 PM
LOL BR....this is just what somebody with a 5 year old sense of humor like myself needs:p :D
allmykids
08-23-2005, 03:11 PM
This is funny cause I went to the fair with my 16 yrs old daughter, DESTINY, and I met her new boyfriend and a couple of his friends. she told me latter they called me MILF. so i asked her what that ment. she told me it was a compliment. I just looked it up. It was there. If you guys don't know what it means you can look it up. But it's cool to understand your kids slang.
jenna26
08-23-2005, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LOL BR....this is just what somebody with a 5 year old sense of humor like myself needs:p :D

LMAO!!! Exactly. :p :p
The STE
08-23-2005, 07:25 PM
whoever submitted "brown baggin it" got it all wrong
AUSTIN316426808
08-24-2005, 03:59 AM
Brooklyn Rodeo is too damn funny....wrong...but funny.
Angra
08-24-2005, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by allmykids
This is funny cause I went to the fair with my 16 yrs old daughter, DESTINY, and I met her new boyfriend and a couple of his friends. she told me latter they called me MILF.




Hmm....... Interesting....... AMK, you should post a pic of yourself in the picture thread.



;)
bloodrayne
08-24-2005, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Brooklyn Rodeo is too damn funny....wrong...but funny. LOL...You made me hafta look that one up :D
EXTR3MIST
08-25-2005, 07:56 AM
Do you Yanks not get VIZ magazine?

Roger's Profanisaurus is the man for this sort of thing

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm

(click FUCKY DIP for examples, there are thousands of words and phrases now, mostly sent in by readers - though many require the understanding of a preceeding word or phrase to fully appreciate...)
MoonLit Meadow
08-25-2005, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by hellboy
You give yourself way too much credit. I was thinking 2 year old sense of humors for you and Jenna, lol.:p


LMFAO!!! The more I think about it...that's probably STILL too much credit! :p ;)
Haunted
08-25-2005, 10:19 AM
There's another one to my favorites. Leave it to Rayne to give us something like this.:D We love you, girl!