A Thread For Coffee.

[filmmaker2]

Kind of like Tony Roma's is "A Place For Ribs." It's good that they have that sign because every time I drive by I think, "Ahhh...it's a place for ribs, now I know." They don't want to just say "RIBS," they want you to know that it's a PLACE for ribs. Like when you sit down, you can say, "I really feel that this PLACE is INTENDED for ribs." And in just that way, this is a thread for coffee.

Here in this magical realm, you can sit down and discuss coffee with other coffee-loving horror fans, or just sit and listen while enjoying a nice hot cup. That's the DISPENSE button on the left. Press it to enjoy your piping hot yummy COFFEE.

I am having Nescafe right now and it is a marvelous instant coffee, almost, ALMOST tastes like fresh brewed.

[Angra]

I drink it to keep from falling asleep at work. But it taste like shit. I´m pretty sure the coffee machine is to blame...:mad:

[bloodrayne]

I don't really like coffee...BUT...I can always go for a mocha mint cappuccino or a frothy mocha latte ;)

[filmmaker2]

There is this place up the street from me that makes very good coffee. And their best thing is the Iced Latte, specially on a hot summer day. It tastes subtly sweet, but they tell me there's no sugar in there. Just coffee and milk and ice. It's so yommy!

[bloodrayne]

For some reason this thread makes me feel like I'm in Barnes and Noble's...lol.....Weird....

[Angra]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
For some reason this thread makes me feel like I'm in Barnes and Noble's...lol.....Weird....



I feel thirsty..

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Angra
I feel thirsty.. Me too....I'm gonna go make a cappucino right now...

[filmmaker2]

Mmmm mmm mmm, coffee in the mornin, coffee in the evenin, coffee with the sugar on top (hummmms), Pour another cup and keep it comin bayyyy-bee, serve it up and just don't stop. Mmmm mmm mmm mmm

[Angra]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Mmmm mmm mmm, coffee in the mornin, coffee in the evenin, coffee with the sugar on top (hummmms), Pour another cup and keep it comin bayyyy-bee, serve it up and just don't stop. Mmmm mmm mmm mmm


Is it hard to write in a straitjacket? :rolleyes:

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Angra
Is it hard to write in a straitjacket? :rolleyes: LOL...Sometimes...

BTW...It's a lot easier to wiggle the locked sleeves under your butt and up around to the front of ya...Than it is to try to pull them over your head;)...heh

[The_Return]

Im not a big coffee drinker personally, but my gal is a friggin addict! SOOO funny talking to her after she's had a few too many cups...:p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...Sometimes...

BTW...It's a lot easier to wiggle the locked sleeves under your butt and up around to the front of ya...Than it is to try to pull them over your head;)...heh

LMAO...only YOU would know that BR ;):p

Anyway...I drink coffee a few times a week...iced coffee lately with this heat...bah!:p I HATE added sugar in it...I just use those flavored coffee mate creamers...french vanilla usually. Delish:D

[Angra]

Originally posted by The_Return
Im not a big coffee drinker personally, but my gal is a friggin addict! SOOO funny talking to her after she's had a few too many cups...:p


Do you also like to kiss her afterwards? We all know what coffee does to your breath.;)


By the way, change your avatar text, Return. It isn´t funny.:(

[ChEEbA]

In terms of instant coffee, my preferred brand is Moccona, out of their varieties, I like one called "Mystique".
http://www.especiallyoffice.com/webalogue/en-gb/dept_623.html
Those are their varieties. It's a good brand...I find that many cheper substitutes just taste shitty and generic. If it's gonna be instant, I like it to be as good as it's gonna get.

If I feel like real coffee, I will order it ground for my espresso machine. My favourite is blend of italian espresso, french vanilla and caramel infused. I will also sometimes add chopped cinnamon quills.


- B

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Angra
Do you also like to kiss her afterwards? We all know what coffee does to your breath.;)


By the way, change your avatar text, Return. It isn´t funny.:(

No comment;)


PS- text is changed:)

[moonsorrow]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
I don't really like coffee...BUT...I can always go for a mocha mint cappuccino or a frothy mocha latte ;)

ach...girly coffee...if i want any of that its an ice coffe... but i stick with regular black coffee

[Angra]

Originally posted by ChEEbA


If I feel like real coffee, I will order it ground for my espresso machine. My favourite is blend of italian espresso, french vanilla and caramel infused. I will also sometimes add chopped cinnamon quills.


- B





Mmmmmm..... Sounds damn good.

[Angra]

Originally posted by The_Return
No comment;)

LMAO


Originally posted by The_Return

PS- text is changed:)


Good boy. ;) :)

[Marroe]

I have coffee almost everyday...When I'm home it's all instant stuff, most aint that bad..But where I work just moved, and now we have a kickass machine. It grinds the beans, and brews and mixes right there, good shit. Make's a kick ass French vanilla latte.
MY FAVORITE is the white chocolate mocha from Gloria Jeans.

[filmmaker2]

quote from Moconna Coffee website:

"Moccona Temptation is soft and full-bodied with great depth and an intense lingering finish. Dark-roast Arabica beans are blended with a hint of premium Robusta to produce smooth caramel notes that provide a velvety mouth-feel and avoid bitterness. Let yourself be tempted."


huh huh huh....they said "velvety mouth-feel."

huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

[moonsorrow]

sounds like you have some bevis in you

[barbra]

I just happend to see this thread while waiting for my little miracle worker to turn water into coffee.
You kids ever get the chocolate dipped spoons for your coffee?
I like Jamaican Blue Mountain (http://www.bluemountaincoffee.com/) myself.:D

[Haunted]

I'd love to invite you guys over for a cup of some good brew. We special order it from Salt Lake City. They roast their own, and it's part of the "Free Trade" thing that preserves rain forest and supports local growers all over the world.

PLUS!! The coffee is outstanding, so rich and fullbodied.

[novakru]

-coffee
-morning
-gooooood

mmff.

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

I love coffee...When I wake up in the morning and all through the day...I have to have my coffee....then at night it's gotta be an ice cold brew in my hand...:D

[filmmaker2]

ohhhh.......ohhhhhh, I just drank a whole lotta beer this eveing, felt like celebrating...I almost NEVER drink anymore...gave it up...feel kinda queasy...will drink coffee in the morning, and then I will feel better.

We SHOULD have a coffee party...I say lettuce do it.

[novakru]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
ohhhh.......ohhhhhh, I just drank a whole lotta beer this eveing, felt like celebrating...I almost NEVER drink anymore...gave it up...feel kinda queasy...will drink coffee in the morning, and then I will feel better.

We SHOULD have a coffee party...I say lettuce do it.


And everyone bring their fav roast and everyone MUST sample everyone else's-after that....we can TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Grounded idea filmaker2.

[filmmaker2]

For flavor, personally, I like-a the Kona, but it's kinda rare and pricey.

Here's an idea, why don't we all have coffee whenever we log on here, and then bump into each other

Are you drinking coffee? Yes Are you drinking coffee? Yes

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhhhh

[novakru]

A lady from Puerto Rico once made me some "spanish coffee"
I had 3 sips and didn't sleep for 4 days.
It was good,smooth-rich and had a sharpness I can't quite define.

From what I hear,Americans brew their beans too weak.
Someday-I will go to Italy and drink coffee
And france-to drink....coffee
I wonder what Austrailian beans taste like?
One day I will know
one day.....

[filmmaker2]

Well, major chains of any type...Starbucks etc. ...seem to brew theirs pretty weak. "I want a cup of coffee, not a cup of water with nuances of coffee essence!" Starbucks has their weird obsession with making sure their coffee has lots of WATER in it. Hmm, I guess that's a good way of making MONEY offa ya.

"Barista? What the heck is a fuckin' barista???"

[zomb5150]

Originally posted by Haunted
I'd love to invite you guys over for a cup of some good brew. We special order it from Salt Lake City. They roast their own, and it's part of the "Free Trade" thing that preserves rain forest and supports local growers all over the world.

PLUS!! The coffee is outstanding, so rich and fullbodied.

Could I come over too? I really enjoy a good cup of coffee.:)

[novakru]

hmmmm,Joe never has a second cup of coffee at home.

[ENTITY2000]

i am going tobrew me a pot right now DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!
making me drink coffee this late in the evening. :D

[novakru]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i am going tobrew me a pot right now DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!
making me drink coffee this late in the evening. :D
lmao!

[filmmaker2]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i am going tobrew me a pot right now DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!
making me drink coffee this late in the evening. :D

Well, moo hah hah to you. I'm going to have some coffee as well.

Mmmmmm yummmmm

I haven't had a cup since this morning by the way. It's been hours and hours. I don't drink it all day anymore. I used to.

[The_Return]

Gragg


Between my g/f and you guys Ive been cravin coffee like mad latly...but my parents dont drink it so we dont have a damn coffee machine and it'd take me 20 min. to go out to Tim's and get one...grrrr

[Rebel Yell]

I love coffee. Enough to work in the busiest espresso shop in town. The smell is wonderful, the tips are great, and the coffee is delicious. I love my job.

[novakru]

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
I love coffee. Enough to work in the busiest espresso shop in town. The smell is wonderful, the tips are great, and the coffee is delicious. I love my job.

Really? I would think you would get very grumpy people,seeing how they haven't HAD coffee yet.
I love nice coffee fixers at the book store,they make me want to spend MONEY.
That's a tip for all you ASSHOLES with attitudes that work retail.

I am going into retail.....when my kids go back to school.
Never did it before,but there is a new Bed Bath and Beyond coming soon and I really REALLY want to work in the Beyond section.

[Rebel Yell]

My customers love me. I have only had a handful of angry people come in since I started working there 4 and a half months ago.

[novakru]

Millstone has a great flavor:caramel truffle

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
I love coffee. Enough to work in the busiest espresso shop in town. The smell is wonderful, the tips are great, and the coffee is delicious. I love my job.

Does it drive you nuts when people say, "expresso?" I'm always correcting people, but then, I can be a real cunt.:D

Did you guys know that espresso is not as powerful as coffee due to the fact that it's ground so fine. Learned that from Emril.:D My dad watches that show every night.

Oh yeah: I LOVE COFFEE HAIL SATAN HIGHPRIEST WISE

I almost forgot about that.

[novakru]

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
My customers love me. I have only had a handful of angry people come in since I started working there 4 and a half months ago.

I need a cup of coffee.....maybe I'll try and sleep instead-LMAO.

What is the most requested flavor and type at your shop?

[RoLLiNLiGhTs]

*Opens a cold brew, takes a sip, looks around...Hmmm, guess the bar's further up the street...*;) :p

[filmmaker2]

A couple of days ago I had some Kona--real Kona! Hadn't had any in like years. But this place down the street, they had some! (The bastards!) So I had them make me a cup, and it was goooooooood. I mean really good. The smell of Kona coffee is so distinct--it has a butter-like, toasty, chocolatey aroma.

I like friendly coffee-making people too. It makes me want to tip 'em.

[novakru]

I want this KONA you're talking about.
I want it like I used to want sports cars.

[filmmaker2]

It is available, just do a wee search. Make sure it is 100% though...ohhhh it's gooooood.

[Zombee]

Im not a huge fan of coffee either unless it is the sweet fru fru shit. I do love the smell though. My parents are big coffee afficionados and they mail order Kona all the time. They also really like this coffee from the Dominican.

[novakru]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
It is available, just do a wee search. Make sure it is 100% though...ohhhh it's gooooood.
ok

[ChEEbA]

Yes, yes there is.
It's actually against the law. You're probably gonna go to prison.

[novakru]

mmmmm

[Marroe]

this morning I had some fresh ground BLACK cofee at work. which I rarely drink it black, so I figure this is the only reason I'm still awake:D

Right now some franch vanilla cafe instant stuff...you gotta use about half the can for any kinda taste, but after that, it aint bad!

[filmmaker2]

Oh, you mean that stuff that is mostly sugar with a bit of non dairy creamer and maybe some coffee mixed in, if they feel like it.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Oh, you mean that stuff that is mostly sugar with a bit of non dairy creamer and maybe some coffee mixed in, if they feel like it. Yeah! That stuff...ya know, it's actually really good if you use it AS a creamer...

[novakru]

I was out of coffee one day(GASP,WHEEZE,GULP)
and I had that stuff....but the good thing was-I got a sugar buzz.
I was so GROUCHY that day.

[novakru]

oh and yeah,it is a great flavoring for black coffee.

[novakru]

ok,so,not a big fan of chocolate-but apparently will eat it when around.
We have bags and bags of 'fun size' chocolate bars.
And I have been putting a couple in my coffee.

3 musketeers
butterfinger
kitkat
&reese's peanut butter cups
are very very good melted into your coffee.

I guess since I started-I HAVE to try ALL the little fun size flavors....you know,out of research and stuff.

[filmmaker2]

Man! That is weird! But not THAT weird. I would do it. In fact I may go down to the store...it is about time to get those Fun Bars for me to eat...I mean, for the trick or treaters to eat.

A friend of mine used to do a thing called "jam coffee"--he would go to a diner with his buddies and they would mix different flavors of jam into their coffee. Strawberry was most popular. I tried it once and called them all crazy.

[novakru]

I didn't put all the different brands in at the same time..... each brand name went in seperately.
I have a 12 cup coffee pot to get thru...I have ooodles of test cups to savor...I mean Investigate....Scientifically.

and Jam?
*shudder*

[ShankS]

Caffeine or Cocaine?






Caffeine also increases dopamine levels in the same way that amphetamines do (heroine and cocaine also manipulate dopamine levels by slowing down the rate of dopamine re-uptake). Dopamine is a neurotransmitter that, in certain parts of the brain, activates the pleasure center. Obviously, caffeine's effect is much lower than heroin's, but it is the same mechanism. It is suspected that the dopamine connection contributes to caffeine addiction.

[filmmaker2]

Dude, whoa, slow down there, why do you...why did you have to spoil it like that. We were just talking about having a nice cup of coffee. Well, eleven or twelve of them. But that's beside the point! What an UGLY picture that is. What is that picture of, anyway?

[novakru]

Originally posted by novakru
I didn't put all the different brands in at the same time..... each brand name went in seperately.
I have a 12 cup coffee pot to get thru...I have ooodles of test cups to savor...I mean Investigate....Scientifically.

and Jam?
*shudder*


Clark bars-ick
snickers...mmmmmm-just don't get choked on the lil peanuts.

I agree with filmmaker,coffee is good clean drugs-I mean beans.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
What is that picture of, anyway?

Anhydrous pure caffeine extract... the stuff in those tasty beans.

:p

[Preacher]

Love the stuff (caffeine not cocaine that is)

I drink a shit load of coffee at work cos some of my lab colleagues and proffessors bore the tits off me.

I always say i'd be a total mess if is wasn't for coffee and beer. One upper, one downer.

[filmmaker2]

You! You spoiled the thread with your evil lies

There is no caffeine in coffee, never was

And caffeine was not NAMED after coffee

Coffee has nothing to do with caffeine!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are wrong


Wrong wrong wrong

PS
I shrank my apple heads by putting them in coffee :)

[novakru]

Originally posted by filmmaker2


PS
I shrank my apple heads by putting them in coffee :)


LMAO!

There,There,sweet fimmaker...the bad man is just trying to scare you....it'll be ok,I promise:)

[filmmaker2]

i want my coffee (sucks thumb)

will you be my coffee??? (eyes a-glittering)

;)







WAHOO!!

[novakru]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
i want my coffee (sucks thumb)

will you be my coffee??? (eyes a-glittering)

;)







WAHOO!!

Anything for you filmmaker2:)

[Marroe]

I'm eating this awesome coffee flavored ice cream right now. It has chocolate pieces, and vanilla mousse in it too

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Marroe
I'm eating this awesome coffee flavored ice cream right now. It has chocolate pieces, and vanilla mousse in it too

Bah! :p Jelly Tip's Better!

I'm one my *ummmm shit i've lost cont* cup I might just have a heart attack this time :)

[novakru]

Ok,what's the deal with the $2 coffee hike??
Do these people NOT REALIZE I wouldn't get outta my pajamas without coffee??
No fair,I object.
I want the coffee beans at a reasonable price or I am .........
hmmm.
I can't boycott coffee.




















damn.

[newb]

Originally posted by novakru
Ok,what's the deal with the $2 coffee hike??
Do these people NOT REALIZE I wouldn't get outta my pajamas without coffee??
No fair,I object.
I want the coffee beans at a reasonable price or I am .........
hmmm.
I can't boycott coffee.




















damn.

SO......it only takes a cup of coffee to get you out of your PJs?:eek:

[novakru]

A cup?
Maybe 5


I know what you're saying though:D

[filmmaker2]

Okay hon, it's time to put your money where your mouth is...here's five cups of coffee. One two three four five, all right there. Now make with the, um, naughty bits, shall we say.





Now what is this about a coffee hike? What coffee hike? Do I have to stock up on coffee now too?

[stubbornforgey]

1 teaspoon of coffee
a little drop of water
(just enough to make a paste)
stir untill you can smell the flavour..(trust me..you can)
sugar...thats if you take sugar..
add hotwater..stirring continuously while your pouring..
not too full though!!
shake milk ..then add..
These are the instructions i give to anyone who offers to make me a coffee..or to my family n freinds...
That is why a certain person..namely me..have ppl running when i mention coffee...out the door that is ..!!

[novakru]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
1 teaspoon of coffee
a little drop of water
(just enough to make a paste)
stir untill you can smell the flavour..(trust me..you can)
sugar...thats if you take sugar..
add hotwater..stirring continuously while your pouring..
not too full though!!
shake milk ..then add..
These are the instructions i give to anyone who offers to make me a coffee..or to my family n freinds...
That is why a certain person..namely me..have ppl running when i mention coffee...out the door that is ..!!

LMAO!!

Oh Stubborn-you are a keeper!

[filmmaker2]

I will go down the street to coffee, I mean, to the store, and I will buy several things of coffee there and hoard them, so there. Then I will feed some fruit to my rat Pootie (he likes it) and that will make him a fruit poot.

[stubbornforgey]

I walked into one of the Robert Harrises cafe branches in town and asked them to make my coffee 'like so'..
Now what ever happened to that old cliche'..customers are always right..blah blah..LOL...sheesh..the chick behind the counter gave me such a look..she couldve been the new leading actress in any given
freak show.
I was like 'FINE..FINE''..I will just go home and make my own then!!

[ChEEbA]

I had a friend that used to do the same thing with his instant at work...really meticulously stirring for at least 2-3 minutes, claiming it improved the flavour. After observing this about twenty times, I said "yknow what's even better? REAL coffee. You're drinking nescafe, you idiot...it doesn't really GET that much better".
The lesson is, of course - if you want your INSTANT to taste better, get better instant.
I have an espresso machine, but I know there's instant out there that doesn't require special preparation methods to taste great, I buy it...and look at the cauldron stirrers, rightfully so, like they're nuts;)

[stubbornforgey]

on the naughty mat with you my freind..!!lol.
Preparing it that way somehow enriches the flavour..i have converted a few non believers.
NUTS...NUTS..

[filmmaker2]

I never made my coffee like that....but, I do have a cousin who, the last time I saw her make coffee for herself, did something perhaps similar...she poured out a glass of milk, then put a good teaspoon of instant coffee into the milk. That was it, just coffee and whole milk.

And she would then stir and stir and stir and stir and stir and stir, and eventually the milk would attain that lovely golden yellow brown kind of tint to it.

It was the weirdest thing..."Why's she doing it like that?" I asked, and someone said "That's the way she makes it" and I thought Hmmm, well okay.

But I tried it later and you know, it's really a very nice way to take your coffee. Ice-cold and decidedly creamy (considering there's no water in it besides the water that's in the milk).

[Jacob Singer]

God Im a coffe addict!!!!
Coffe (solo no milk)
Ice cubes
and enjoy it.....and some ciggarretes....thats a big pleasure

[stubbornforgey]

hmmm and guess who has no coffee. :(

[slasherman]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
hmmm and guess who has no coffee. :(
me..I've been sick some days = no coffee = :mad:

[The STE]

One minor detail that adds to the sheer awesomeness of Pulp Fiction: The Wolf orders his coffee with a lot of cream and sugar. It always seems like in movies these "guy" type tough guys, whenever they get coffee they get it black. And here's The Wolf, who's just fucking badass, getting it with a lot of cream and sugar. Tell me he doesn't get his steak rare and I'd have to give him a long sloppy blowjob