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ItsAlive75
08-19-2005, 07:12 PM
So me and my roommates bought a giant fishtank for 500 bucks. We bought all the little stones and fake leaves, filters and blah blah blah... ran up to around 800 bucks for it all.

So then we had to buy fish. We got a catfish, a knifefish, an algae eater and a Tiger oscar. The tank gets filled, we toss the fish in... and the first thing they do is fight. I mean FIGHT! They were supposed to get along (thats what the clerk at PetLand said), but they were ripping each other apart. The tiger oscar killed the algae eater, then killed the knifefish. The catfish fought for a while, but I guess they got tired so they stopped.

And I realized... Fish SUCK. Like, they suck hard. You can't pet em', they eat a lot, they do whatever they want and they fight just for the hell of it.

So... here's my point. We're tired of the threads talking about unity on this thread, who wants to hear that anymore right? There's a lot of different people here, we're not ALL gonna get along. But that's NO reason to say this site is falling apart. I'm not saying we have to get along, I'm not saying we need a clean slate. This is still a great site and there's still a lot of great people here.

And shit... at least we're not fish.

jenna26
08-19-2005, 07:23 PM
Okay, I just love this....lmao...."at least we're not fish". Wise words. :D

yourlastmistake
08-19-2005, 07:23 PM
You can't put anything in a tank with an Oscar. They are meat
eaters. A friend of mine used to feed his Oscar hamburger meat from the mess hall. When we left to go to Egypt for for a few weeks he had to get rid of it. No one would be around to feed it ,so he gave it to the Pet Store.
When we got back, he went to the pet store to see if Oscar was still there. He had been sold but not before jumping into an ajoining tank and eating every fish in it.

Elvis_Christ
08-19-2005, 07:25 PM
^^ Hhaha I would've like to have seen that

ChEEbA
08-19-2005, 07:28 PM
The catfish were probably just playing...I don't know much about the others, but catfish "play" and it looks kinda like theyre fighting...

ItsAlive75
08-19-2005, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by hellboy
BTW....How does it feel to know you spent almost 1000 dollars to watch some fish eat sushi?:p

haha, well that wasn't quite the point of the thread, but...

Well the knifefish was only 20 bucks, the algae eater was 15, and the catfish is still alive so... its all good. We'll just get tougher fish next time.:D

alkytrio666
08-19-2005, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
So me and my roommates bought a giant fishtank for 500 bucks. We bought all the little stones and fake leaves, filters and blah blah blah... ran up to around 800 bucks for it all.

So then we had to buy fish. We got a catfish, a knifefish, an algae eater and a Tiger oscar. The tank gets filled, we toss the fish in... and the first thing they do is fight. I mean FIGHT! They were supposed to get along (thats what the clerk at PetLand said), but they were ripping each other apart. The tiger oscar killed the algae eater, then killed the knifefish. The catfish fought for a while, but I guess they got tired so they stopped.

And I realized... Fish SUCK. Like, they suck hard. You can't pet em', they eat a lot, they do whatever they want and they fight just for the hell of it.

So... here's my point. We're tired of the threads talking about unity on this thread, who wants to hear that anymore right? There's a lot of different people here, we're not ALL gonna get along. But that's NO reason to say this site is falling apart. I'm not saying we have to get along, I'm not saying we need a clean slate. This is still a great site and there's still a lot of great people here.

And shit... at least we're not fish.

That was pretty fuckin' deep man.

Anyway, seriously, good point. Very good point, and believe it or not your post there actually really made me think and agree with you.

Thanks for making me open my eyes, and thanks for being one of the only people on this site with patience, therefore keeping us who might not have it from "killing" each other.

You're the man, and keep up the noob rips.

-Kev

orangestar
08-19-2005, 07:50 PM
http://habitatnews.nus.edu.sg/guidebooks/freshfish/photos/108.jpg

filmmaker2
08-19-2005, 09:06 PM
You know what? Screw the fish. Just fill the tank with some tinted water, like teal, blue green...and then have the bubbles and the plastic plants, and leave it at that. It'll look neat and require far less upkeep. Maybe some plastic fish would be okay, like a small plastic shark or turtle. And come to think of it a plastic snake or alligator would also work.

filmmaker2
08-19-2005, 09:09 PM
You know what else would be cool? If everyone on HDC replaced themselves with plastic mannequins, like department store dummies...just pose them at the computer. It would save on typing and if everybody did it then the page could stay the same; it would never have to change because no one would be typing because we would all be mannequins.

ItsAlive75
08-19-2005, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
You know what else would be cool? If everyone on HDC replaced themselves with plastic mannequins, like department store dummies...just pose them at the computer. It would save on typing and if everybody did it then the page could stay the same; it would never have to change because no one would be typing because we would all be mannequins.

Sarcasm much?

ItsAlive75
08-19-2005, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by hellboy
ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!! OMG!!!! That was funny, I'm sorry but I've been walking around like a Zombie because of the outcome of yesterday's fiasco, I needed that. O God did I need that.

Yeah, but y'know what? It feels good right now around here, like the good ol' days... kinda like everything's calmed down a bit.

ItsAlive75
08-19-2005, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by hellboy
In one sense but still it sucks that id had to be like that. Regardless of what she did, BG is my friend and friends stick by friends no matter what.. And she'll be gone in a couple of days to. I'll miss her. Like I'll miss anyone who left. Or will leave. But we move on I guess.

Y'know, that's just how things work sometimes. People are gonna come and go on this site, and the rest of us just gotta go with the punches. Babygurl and Urge were great members and it sucks that they're leaving, but there's still a crapton of great folks here and we can't forget that.

So i for one am gonna be as jolly and drunk as can be.

I mean HAPPY... not drunk.

jenna26
08-19-2005, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Y'know, that's just how things work sometimes. People are gonna come and go on this site, and the rest of us just gotta go with the punches. Babygurl and Urge were great members and it sucks that they're leaving, but there's still a crapton of great folks here and we can't forget that.

So i for one am gonna be as jolly and drunk as can be.

I mean HAPPY... not drunk.

The man is right....give him a beer...:D

Elvis_Christ
08-19-2005, 11:08 PM
He dosen't drink REAL beer tho :p