Broken bones

[ItsAlive75]

One of my roommates just got a call from his ma saying his little brother was on a bike trip (what the fuck is a bike trip by the way?) and he fell and broke both of his arms. I started laughing because his life is going to be difficult to say the least for a while, but my roommate was pissed.

So this begs the question... Ever broken any bones? Which bone and in what situation?

I broke my nose when my friend hit me with a golf club. The doctor said if he had hit me a few inches to the left, I would have lost an eye.

[Marroe]

My 3rd toe, on my right foot....3 different times! My moms Drunk friend smashed it the first time, about a year later I dropped a caller ID box on it, and while it was almost healed from that time...a giant speaker fell on it. It's a bit crooked now:o

[RavageRitual]

Ripped all the tendons in my lower left leg- falling down the stairs

Left Arm- Tire Swing

Right Ankle Numerous times- Skatebording

[AUSTIN316426808]

-right wrist,forearm and shoulder....

tight end came across the middle, we both went up for the ball when I came down I stuck my right arm out to break my fall what I didn't know is that the tight end was about to use me to break his fall, so 450 pounds fell on my right arm.

-left shoulder....

other team did a fake reverse, I didn't buy it so it was just me and the running back, he decided to lower his head at the exact same time I decided to get low and square my shoulders. He got a concussion and a collarbone fracture, I got a cracked shoulder and a pinched nerve.

-left knee....

running back came around my corner, I was about to make a plan old routine tackle and some asshole receiver chop blocked me. Haven't played since.

[bloodrayne]

None here.......Yet



OH...But...When I was 12, I fractured the bottom right point of my pelvic girdle (the ischium) when I did a cartwheel off of a stage and landed in splits...The impact caused the bone to sever muscles that were attached to the top of the back of my thigh, thereby rendering my left leg useless for about 6 weeks......That one kinda hurt....




The circled part is what I fractured...

[jenna26]

Ouch!! :(

No broken bones here. I have had a few bad sprains, but nothing too severe. I have been lucky. I did run into a table with my face one time......that was pretty scary.....and I looked pretty scary....:eek: They had to tie me down to the table to stitch me up...my grandmother had me convinced I was dying...lol....a lot of blood that night. I was four at the time, I think.

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
Oh....4......well, that rules out last New Years Eve, lol.;)

LMAO!!! No, I didn't actually injure myself .....though there were some close calls....:p

[Eddy Gein]

i broke my wrist and my right shoulder playing football when i was 12. but i have a friend who broke his pelvic bone. he says it was from fucking to hard but i cant see anyone being able to have that hard of sex. like im sure you could try but i dont think superman could thrust hard enuff to do that.

[The STE]

I was coming out of the shower, slipped and fell penis-first on the floor

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
I was coming out of the shower, slipped and fell penis-first on the floor LOL...Did you break its spinal cord? :p

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...Did you break its spinal cord? :p

no, it broke through the floor into the basement and broke my dad's shoulder

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Eddy Gein
i broke my wrist and my right shoulder playing football when i was 12. but i have a friend who broke his pelvic bone. he says it was from fucking to hard but i cant see anyone being able to have that hard of sex. like im sure you could try but i dont think superman could thrust hard enuff to do that.

LMAO....not at you, at your friend's story....RIIIIIIIIGHT ;) Some guys take bragging to a whole other level. :p

Oh...and no broken bones yet :)

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMAO....not at you, at your friend's story....RIIIIIIIIGHT ;) Some guys take bragging to a whole other level. :p

Oh...and no broken bones yet :)

I dunno, it might be true. I remember one time I was doing anal with a girl and I did it so hard I broke her xyphoid process

[newb]

Did i ever tell ya about the time i made a girls nose bleed?









wait....that wasn't me.

[The STE]

Originally posted by hellboy
Well, I broke a girls blood vessels in her nose while performing oral on her.:D

so? I gave a girl Alzhimer's while giving oral to her!

[newb]

I almost broke my back trying to give myself oral.








wait...that wasn't me.

[The STE]

Originally posted by hellboy
Yeah, she forgot all about it, it happened so fast.:D :p

not my fault I'm really good at it

[The STE]

I don't see how someone could hurt their back giving themself head. Of course, not everyone has a 23 inch penis.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
I dunno, it might be true. I remember one time I was doing anal with a girl and I did it so hard I broke her xyphoid process LOL...How could you injure the front of her chest from the lower back of her........Oh yeah, 23 inches...Nevermind...lol


Oh...So...Is she dead then?

[ItsAlive75]

Wow, this took a turn for the worse pretty quick.

[The STE]

I got this surgery in Mexico to make it somewhat retractable when erect, but the spinal chord kinda hinders that particular trait

[jenna26]

:rolleyes:

You are all so full of it.....:p

except for maybe Newb throwing his back out trying to give himself oral....that I would believe....;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...How could you injure the front of her chest from the lower back of her........Oh yeah, 23 inches...Nevermind...lol


Oh...So...Is she dead then?

she is now. It happened a while ago, and she didn't die until recent.

Here's the most recent pic I could find of her
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39476000/jpg/_39476337_terri_ap300body.jpg

[The STE]

Originally posted by jenna26
:rolleyes:

You are all so full of it.....:p

so was she ;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by hellboy
I dont know too many male or female that want one.:confused: I'd like to have one (not that big though, just normal size) for about 24 hours...Just so I could see what I could do with it....Pee standing up...Write my name in the snow...Stuff like that...And I'm sure that if I DID have one, I'd come up with other things to do with it, too...lol ;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
I'd like to have one (not that big though, just normal size) for about 24 hours...Just so I could see what I could do with it....Pee standing up...Write my name in the snow...Stuff like that...And I'm sure that if I DID have one, I'd come up with other things to do with it, too...lol ;)

you can borrow some of mine, I've got plenty to spare. If you cut part of it off, it regenerates its self, and the part that was cut off forms a new one, like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
you can borrow some of mine, I've got plenty to spare. If you cut part of it off, it regenerates its self, and the part that was cut off forms a new one, like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 Yeah, but then it wouldn't work right...All the nerves and vessels would be screwed up...I don't wanna floppy one...lol

Thanks for offering though...That was very generous of you :)

[jenna26]

Originally posted by The STE
so was she ;)

LMAO!!! Well, I would guess so....

Geez....this thread has gone to a very disturbing place.....of course many of them do...:D

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Yeah, but then it wouldn't work right...All the nerves and vessels would be screwed up...I don't wanna floppy one...lol

Thanks for offering though...That was very generous of you :)

hey, the floppy ones can be fun sometimes. Ever hit someone in the face with one? More fun than a three way with a Vietnamese prostitute and Scott Baio

[The STE]

Originally posted by hellboy
Jeez! Some people love themselves toooo much!:p

yeah, I think I gave myself carpel tunnel syndrome

[The STE]

Originally posted by hellboy
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Do like me, use both hands. You'll not get CTS in either.:p

I have to use both hands, one hand won't fit around it

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by hellboy
I'll have to agree. It went from polite fun to extremely and grotesquely morbid. Smacking people in the face with a penis of imaginary size. YUP!!!! I agree!:p

How do you think I feel? My thread's ben reduced to a bunch of dick jokes.

It's like watching your daughter in a porno.:p

[The STE]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
It's like watching your daughter in a porno.:p

I did that once, she was good

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by hellboy
I'll have to agree. It went from polite fun to extremely and grotesquely morbid. Smacking people in the face with a penis of imaginary size. YUP!!!! I agree!:p


Well if you think about it breaking bones is pretty grotesque and morbid and not much fun.

[The STE]

hey, my post was supposed to be just some throwaway joke about "bone" = erect penis, other blokes were the ones who...I can't think of any way to word it that doesn't sound dirty

[jenna26]

Originally posted by The STE
hey, my post was supposed to be just some throwaway joke about "bone" = erect penis, other blokes were the ones who...I can't think of any way to word it that doesn't sound dirty

Wait, now you don't want to sound dirty? Hmmmmmm.....interesting....they did kind of take it and run with it, didn't they? The joke I mean....not your penis....:rolleyes: ;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by jenna26
Wait, now you don't want to sound dirty? Hmmmmmm.....interesting....they did kind of take it and run with it, didn't they? The joke I mean....not your penis....:rolleyes: ;)

actually, they could've taken my penis and run with it, too. There'd certainly be enough slack for them

[MoonLit Meadow]

Wow...I just tuned in....even *I'm* amazed at where this thread has gone ;) Sick bastards, all of you! Now carry on ;):p :D

[The STE]

my penis is so big, girls have to get restraining orders against me so that we CAN have sex

[The STE]

Originally posted by hellboy
If you're trying to "lasso" the girls into believing that, some of them are smarter than that, Slacky.:p

oh, I've lasso'd girls with it before. Plus this one time I hanged myself with it cause I wanted to try asphyxophelia

[The STE]

might not wanna open your mouth too wide around it

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by hellboy
Well, I broke a girls blood vessels in her nose while performing oral on her.:D

You were suppose to be eating her pussy not her nostrils !!!!!!!

* shakes head, rookies..... when will they learn :D *

[ChEEbA]

I've broken both my wrists at the same time, by slipping down some stairs...hey, it was either the wrists or the spine that landed first, I went with the wrists. Not bad breaks, but plenty painful.

I've had my foot run over during a hasty exit from a car...no bones BROKEN, but the bones of my right foot were seperated and had to be put back in place.

Ive broken knuckles (the big ones) on both my hands, did thai boxing for a few years a couple years back, and yeah...I was enthusiastic. They use rather solid bags, I hit them rather hard. The knuckles just mended themselves more or less...they look a little abnormal now, 'cos I never relly gave em a chance to heal properly...

I've disclocated my right shoulder. I was holding the rail thing in a bus, and some dick in a car pulled in front of it, bus hit the brakes hard, a few people tumbled, I held on, and when I took my hand off the rail, my arm was sticking out at an odd angle...I moved it around a little, pushed my palm against a wall and it kind jarred itself back in. To this day I can still pop it back out...but refrain from doing so - the pain when it goes back in, isn't worth the party trick grossout.

I've hairline fractured my knees and one of my elbows, and got a wicked twisted wrist after skateboarding down a long steep hill, and hitting some kinda stick or something, got tossed from the board, and yeah....didn't wanna hit the ground face first. The elbow and knees STILL (after about 10 years) have scarring where I had to dig out the peices of gravel.

I've had the bone at the side of my eye impacted playing baseball, nothing big...getting it back out wasnt pleasant. Minor scarring.

Probably the worst I've had would be the broken skull, at the age of two or three I think...naturally, not much memory of the incident, but from what I've been told, I went up the adder of a rather large metal slide, and went down it head first...that wouldn't have been a problem but for the dip at the end of the slide, it kinda "launched" me to the nearby outerskirting of the sand area, which was a solid log. Lights out. pparently I didnt speak again for six weeks.

Yeah, thats pretty much it for me.

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
One of my roommates just got a call from his ma saying his little brother was on a bike trip (what the fuck is a bike trip by the way?) and he fell and broke both of his arms. I started laughing because his life is going to be difficult to say the least for a while, but my roommate was pissed.

So this begs the question... Ever broken any bones? Which bone and in what situation?

I broke my nose when my friend hit me with a golf club. The doctor said if he had hit me a few inches to the left, I would have lost an eye.

Your mean, you laughed at that poor kid. :confused:

[Babygurl20]

My nose is broke right now from a motocross accident. But, no need to worry...................my face broke my fall. :(

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by hellboy
And you will never know how bad I feel about that. I should've kept my mouth shut.:(

Oh yeah ya'll, just so you know, it was hellboys fault it happened. Hellian, I'm mad!!! ;) :D

Your still my best friend though and my protector. :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
and my protector.[/COLOR] :)


so it's your protector's fault that you broke your nose

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
so it's your protector's fault that you broke your nose

yeah, he jinxed me. Said I had a cute nose and then BAAAAMMM, the next day, it's broken. :D

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by hellboy
You didnt tell me you were pulling an Evil Kenevil the next day. I would've taken it back. lol.


LMFAO :D :p

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by hellboy
Glad I was gentleman enough to keep my thoughts about the rest to myself.;) ;) :p :D

Yeah really, I would have probably broke my ass in some weird way if thats even possible. Or broke my whole self............LMFAO :D

[urgeok]

I've broken each ankle a couple of times (and had several bad sprains)

common volleyball injury when some pipsqueak comes under the net in a failed attempt to hit or block and the other player (me) comes down from their hit or block and lands on the other players foot. All your weight comes down on the side of your ankle ..snap..

thats why i hate playing against hack players ..they spastically charge the net without a clue ..

[Deposable]

I have never had a broken bone (Cross fingers).

I have been punched in the face, The ribs, elbowed in the eyes (Two black eyes, by a guy 240 pounds. 6 4'') Half of those were in sparring.

I have took a huge chunck of flesh out of my side when I ate shit skateboarding.

Countless others, but never broke.

[zwoti]

nose twice
couple of fingers
fractured both my shins in a car crash

[meetthecreeper]

Nose broken 3 times-all fights

Broken 4 fingers-2 fights, one I put my hand thru the window of my exs car. Got a good scar on the wrist to show for it. Once at the race track. Car wreck.

2 cracked ribs Once at the track and same ribs again in a fight at the race track.

Good sized scar under my eyebrow from a beer bottle upside the head

One broken heart-Thanks Lisa

[sandy_x]

broken nose
broken collar bone
broken fingers
broken toes
cracked skull
broken ankle
( to long and boring to go into how lol).

[sandy_x]

Originally posted by hellboy
Jesus girl!!! All at once or seperately?

seperately.

[sandy_x]

lol i cant drive im just clumsy.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by sandy_x
lol i cant drive im just clumsy.

Clumsy is stubbing your tow on the couch leg.

What you are is a kamakaze.:D

[sandy_x]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Clumsy is stubbing your tow on the couch leg.

What you are is a kamakaze.:D


lmao:p you wana join me on a trip.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by sandy_x
lmao:p you wana join me on a trip.

Sure, just let me say my heartfelt goodbyes to my loved ones.:D

[The STE]

funny story:
My sister had a sprained wrist. Her and some of her friends were over by some tennis nets, and she decided to jump over one. Well, I guess she fell wrong or something, and rather than brace herself with her sprained wrist, she used the other hand, and BROKE that wrist.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by The STE
funny story:
My sister had a sprained wrist. Her and some of her friends were over by some tennis nets, and she decided to jump over one. Well, I guess she fell wrong or something, and rather than brace herself with her sprained wrist, she used the other hand, and BROKE that wrist.

What is with people and jumping tennis nets? I had two friends back in high school who tried doing that, one lost a tooth.

It's a dangerous sport, that tennis...

[sandy_x]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Sure, just let me say my heartfelt goodbyes to my loved ones.:D

at Least youy wont be bored.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by sandy_x
at Least youy wont be bored.

I'm sure I'll be gripping my seat the entire time.

Seriously, are all those broken bones from car accidents?

[sandy_x]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I'm sure I'll be gripping my seat the entire time.

Seriously, are all those broken bones from car accidents?

one car accident broken toes wen i bunced of the bonnet on to the ground

broken ankle in a fall

and the rest were done by other ppl.

[ShankS]

hairline fractured the side of my left hand twice... have a lump of bone there now, that I can feel under the skin. As for other body parts, none major, but i've hade a boner broken when a girl was blowing me, and though it was sexual to stick her finger up my ass, whilst she was upping and downing. I'll have none of that.

[sandy_x]

Originally posted by ShankS
hairline fractured the side of my left hand twice... have a lump of bone there now, that I can feel under the skin. As for other body parts, none major, but i've hade a boner broken when a girl was blowing me, and though it was sexual to stick her finger up my ass, whilst she was upping and downing. I'll have none of that.

awwwwwwwww lol:p

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ShankS
As for other body parts, none major, but i've hade a boner broken when a girl was blowing me, and though it was sexual to stick her finger up my ass, whilst she was upping and downing. I'll have none of that.

We in the biz' call that "The Russian Lighthouse".

[The STE]

you should've given her the Sudanese Meat Cleaver to retaliate

[ShankS]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
We in the biz' call that "The Russian Lighthouse".

well the russians can keep their friggin lighthouse, these bulbs and dick are blown. lol

[AUSTIN316426808]

I just got my nose broken earlier today playing hockey.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I just got my nose broken earlier today playing hockey.


ouch.. how'd that happen, stick to the face?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by ShankS
ouch.. how'd that happen, stick to the face?



worse....puck

There was only a minute and a handful of seconds left and we were winning by one, goalie slipped so I being the genius I am decided to jump in front of the slap shot and WACK!!!

[mothermold]

Originally posted by The STE
I was coming out of the shower, slipped and fell penis-first on the floor


ouch...yeah same thing happened to me!two weeks later they had me in rehab doing cock push-ups.

but seriously.two broken ribs(the worst).broken nose in a fight and broken right ring finger trying to catch a football drunk.

[Deposable]

Originally posted by mothermold
ouch...yeah same thing happened to me!two weeks later they had me in rehab doing cock push-ups.

but seriously.two broken ribs(the worst).broken nose in a fight and broken right ring finger trying to catch a football drunk.

I heard broke ribs are the worst

[Elvis_Christ]

I've never broken anything.

[mothermold]

Originally posted by Deposable
I heard broke ribs are the worst

it's like the heart of a clown,it hurts everytime you laugh or inhale sharply.


smartass!:mad:

[Deposable]

Originally posted by mothermold
it's like the heart of a clown,it hurts everytime you laugh or inhale sharply.


smartass!:mad:

huh ?