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bloodrayne
02-06-2006, 09:35 PM
What was the name of the leper in the hot tub?
Stu....
Elvis_Christ
02-06-2006, 09:40 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on a wall?
Art.
bloodrayne
02-06-2006, 09:49 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and legs trying to swim?
Bob
Elvis_Christ
02-06-2006, 09:52 PM
Action Jackson!
bloodrayne
02-06-2006, 09:56 PM
Jackson Glover
Elvis_Christ
02-06-2006, 09:58 PM
Mackin' Hoes
Marroe
02-06-2006, 09:59 PM
amputees
Elvis_Christ
02-06-2006, 10:00 PM
Love stump
bloodrayne
02-06-2006, 10:05 PM
Ren And Stimpy
Elvis_Christ
02-06-2006, 10:07 PM
Stimpy giving birth to poo! Classic :D
bloodrayne
02-06-2006, 10:09 PM
My all-time favorite episode!!!
Elvis_Christ
02-06-2006, 10:11 PM
That was episode was fucked up!
bloodrayne
02-07-2006, 12:51 AM
Ren's Pecs
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 01:26 AM
Arms
bloodrayne
02-07-2006, 03:16 AM
Justin Timberlake song
I SOOOO should not know that...
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 03:20 AM
Cry me a river
bloodrayne
02-07-2006, 03:22 AM
HaHa...and YOU should SOOO not know THAT
"Wanna see ya naked by the end o' this song"
At least I don't know the name of that one...:D
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 04:18 AM
*cough*Rockyourbody*cough*:o
bloodrayne
02-07-2006, 04:21 AM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
*cough*Rockyourbody*cough*:o LMAO
I think I love you
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 04:33 AM
The Partridge family
crazy raplh
02-07-2006, 04:34 AM
the ingles
bloodrayne
02-07-2006, 04:51 AM
Little House On The Prairie
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 04:52 AM
House By The Cemetery
The monster mash-
(it was a graveyard smash!)
bloodrayne
02-07-2006, 05:01 AM
True Story:
About 3 years ago, I dated a cop who lived by a cemetery...We went to his house and he said, "So, if you knew that I lived by a cemetery you probably wouldn't have gone out with me, huh?"...I said, "I probably would have gone out with you sooner"...lol
Needless to say, it didn't work out...When I had told him that I did NOT want to watch Lifetime, which he suggested with, "I don't watch much television besides ESPN...What would you like to watch?...Lifetime?...Women like that, right?":rolleyes:
I informed him that I really only watched horror movies, to which he replied "I can't really get into that stuff...I've seen a few and they look like something some kids thought up...Like that 'Living Dead' one"....
Well....That was the end of THAT
Originally posted by bloodrayne
True Story:
About 3 years ago, I dated a cop who lived by a cemetary...We went to his house and he said, "So, if you knew that I lived by a cemetery you probably wouldn't have gone out with me, huh?"...I said, "I probably would have gone out with you sooner"...lol
Needless to say, it didn't work out...When I had told him that I did NOT want to watch Lifetime, which he suggested with, "I don't watch much television besides ESPN...What would you like to watch?...Lifetime?...Women like that, right?":rolleyes:
I informed him that I really only watched horror movies, to which he replied "I can't really get into that stuff...I've seen a few and they look like something some kids thought up...Like that 'Living Dead' one"....
Well....That was the end of THAT
ahh - our beloved Rayne - the way to her heart is with a CHAINSAW!
bloodrayne
02-07-2006, 05:09 AM
Originally posted by Zero
ahh - our beloved Rayne - the way to her heart is with a CHAINSAW! You know it, Baby...But, apparently HE didn't...
Serves me right for going out with a Kentucky State probation officer :rolleyes: ...I shoulda known better...
Oh well...I learned something...I tried to 'do something a little different'...And found out that I SHOULDN'T...I never strayed from the path again:)
filmmaker2
02-07-2006, 05:18 AM
You're a gem, Rayne. ( GEM. Not to be confused with "Jem.")
Originally posted by filmmaker2
You're a gem, Rayne. ( GEM. Not to be confused with "Jem.")
bloodrayne
02-07-2006, 05:22 AM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
You're a gem, Rayne. ( GEM. Not to be confused with "Jem.") OMG...That is SOOO weird...Right now I am listening to the song 'They'...by...JEM........Freaky...
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 05:38 AM
Coincidence
filmmaker2
02-07-2006, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
OMG...That is SOOO weird...Right now I am listening to the song 'They'...by...JEM........Freaky...
Woooooooo ha ha ha ha ha. The Matrix has you Rayne.
Woooo hah
bloodrayne
02-07-2006, 06:11 AM
lol
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Coincidence
Coexisting incidents
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 02:03 PM
Coheed And Cambria
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 02:34 PM
Awesome
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 03:43 PM
dude
Originally posted by bloodrayne
OMG...That is SOOO weird...Right now I am listening to the song 'They'...by...JEM........Freaky...
no coincidence here - i've had Rayne's place bugged for weeks - I'm part of the NSA and Georgie said it was ok to spy on anyone i wanted
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by RavageRitual
dude
The Dude
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 03:47 PM
dude wheres my car
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 03:48 PM
Stifler
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 03:50 PM
funny
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 04:05 PM
drag queen
MoonLit Meadow
02-07-2006, 04:08 PM
make-up
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 04:11 PM
women
ShankS
02-07-2006, 04:12 PM
kranky
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 04:13 PM
women comes to mind for the second time in a row.
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 04:29 PM
girls
Lorre
02-07-2006, 04:43 PM
Shout at the Devil!
Lorre
02-07-2006, 04:49 PM
peeing on the carpet.
That was pretty gross.
Originally posted by Lorre
peeing on the carpet.
That was pretty gross.
Rug Doctor
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 04:51 PM
Tendon slicing in Pet Cemetery
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 06:10 PM
crap
filmmaker2
02-07-2006, 06:27 PM
really thick chili sauce
The_Return
02-07-2006, 06:28 PM
Spicy
Elvis_Christ
02-07-2006, 06:54 PM
Bring the Noise
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 08:24 PM
Crowbar
Despare
02-07-2006, 08:30 PM
Half-Life
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 08:34 PM
Game
Despare
02-07-2006, 08:35 PM
Life
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 08:38 PM
Long
Despare
02-07-2006, 08:38 PM
John Silver
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 08:39 PM
Rootbeer
mothermold
02-07-2006, 10:50 PM
sarsaparilla
AUSTIN316426808
02-07-2006, 11:37 PM
drink
zomb5150
02-08-2006, 02:27 AM
water
Jacob Singer
02-08-2006, 06:23 AM
Ocean
zomb5150
02-08-2006, 01:50 PM
mermaids
mothermold
02-08-2006, 01:55 PM
tails
Jacob Singer
02-08-2006, 01:56 PM
Cats
ShankS
02-08-2006, 01:57 PM
washing powder
mothermold
02-08-2006, 02:00 PM
detergent
ShankS
02-08-2006, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Jacob Singer
Cats
why edit to 'cats' after I posted the next one?
Jacob Singer
02-08-2006, 02:14 PM
Oh I posted Ariel but you post came first, with tails...and theres no relation between 'tails' and 'Ariel':(
ENTITY2000
02-08-2006, 05:46 PM
system of the down
RavageRitual
02-08-2006, 06:08 PM
eat all the grass
Yellow Jacket
02-08-2006, 06:11 PM
mow the lawn
RavageRitual
02-08-2006, 06:15 PM
Plaga Zombie
Yellow Jacket
02-08-2006, 06:17 PM
The Living Dead
RavageRitual
02-08-2006, 06:21 PM
BRAINS
Yellow Jacket
02-08-2006, 06:22 PM
Something I don't have
AUSTIN316426808
02-09-2006, 12:59 AM
A million dollars
Spallalala
02-09-2006, 03:15 AM
I will have one day.
bloodrayne
02-09-2006, 03:53 AM
Peace
Jacob Singer
02-09-2006, 06:43 AM
Dream
zomb5150
02-09-2006, 09:48 AM
Freddy Krueger
pinkfloyd45769
02-09-2006, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by zomb5150
Freddy Krueger razor blades
Yellow Jacket
02-09-2006, 01:34 PM
sharp
AUSTIN316426808
02-09-2006, 01:56 PM
Knife
Yellow Jacket
02-09-2006, 02:02 PM
Butcher
Inspector Abber
02-09-2006, 02:09 PM
Baker
Yellow Jacket
02-09-2006, 02:12 PM
Chef Boyardee
Thomasgeorge
02-09-2006, 02:14 PM
food
Yellow Jacket
02-09-2006, 02:15 PM
fruit
Thomasgeorge
02-09-2006, 02:18 PM
orange
Yellow Jacket
02-09-2006, 02:19 PM
juice
Thomasgeorge
02-09-2006, 02:21 PM
thirst
Yellow Jacket
02-09-2006, 06:18 PM
beer
RavageRitual
02-09-2006, 08:37 PM
tommorow
Marroe
02-09-2006, 08:38 PM
Friday
RavageRitual
02-09-2006, 08:39 PM
after next
mothermold
02-09-2006, 09:46 PM
not before
RavageRitual
02-10-2006, 04:36 AM
but after
zomb5150
02-10-2006, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by RavageRitual
but after
next
bloodrayne
02-10-2006, 07:13 AM
Doctor's office waiting room
Zombee
02-10-2006, 07:19 AM
Butterfly's
zomb5150
02-10-2006, 07:22 AM
Butterfinger candy bars
cheebacheeba
02-10-2006, 07:26 AM
Butterfinger
Your momma's on the top of my things to do list
bloodrayne
02-10-2006, 07:49 AM
Original
Dante'sInferno
02-10-2006, 08:02 AM
Freddy krueger as a funny sadistic bastard....
Yellow Jacket
02-10-2006, 08:05 AM
child molester
Dante'sInferno
02-10-2006, 08:12 AM
Someone who is gonna get molested once they get to prison..
Yellow Jacket
02-10-2006, 08:15 AM
Michael Jackson
bloodrayne
02-10-2006, 08:16 AM
Nose
Yellow Jacket
02-10-2006, 08:16 AM
plastic surgery
bloodrayne
02-10-2006, 08:23 AM
Plastic People
cheebacheeba
02-10-2006, 08:27 AM
plastic...ghetto clingwrap condom?
Yellow Jacket
02-10-2006, 08:28 AM
safe sex
filmmaker2
02-10-2006, 08:29 AM
rubber monkey
Dante'sInferno
02-10-2006, 08:30 AM
Constricted
bloodrayne
02-10-2006, 08:32 AM
Leather restraints
zomb5150
02-10-2006, 08:39 AM
Harry Houdini
zomb5150
02-10-2006, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
rubber monkey
I had a rubber monkey just like that one.:)
Yellow Jacket
02-10-2006, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by zomb5150
Harry Houdini
magic
bloodrayne
02-10-2006, 08:49 AM
Johnson
Yellow Jacket
02-10-2006, 09:34 AM
basketball
zomb5150
02-10-2006, 09:35 AM
Bratwurst
mothermold
02-10-2006, 10:53 AM
goose liver
Thomasgeorge
02-10-2006, 11:29 AM
beak
mothermold
02-10-2006, 12:00 PM
duckman
Thomasgeorge
02-10-2006, 12:07 PM
quak
Yellow Jacket
02-10-2006, 12:36 PM
peeps
Thomasgeorge
02-10-2006, 12:38 PM
tom
Yellow Jacket
02-10-2006, 12:41 PM
Jerry
AUSTIN316426808
02-10-2006, 05:12 PM
Ringmaster
keymaster (y'know from ghostbusters)
Spallalala
02-10-2006, 05:21 PM
That marshmellow dude...
ENTITY2000
02-10-2006, 05:33 PM
stay puft
mothermold
02-10-2006, 08:13 PM
gozer
RavageRitual
02-11-2006, 01:20 PM
bully
mothermold
02-11-2006, 01:44 PM
biff tannen
The_Return
02-11-2006, 02:44 PM
Bif Naked
DarkwingMantis
02-11-2006, 03:20 PM
Dangly Bits
bloodrayne
02-11-2006, 04:34 PM
Beef Jerky
No idea why that came to mind...
Weird
mothermold
02-11-2006, 06:17 PM
teriyaki
bloodrayne
02-11-2006, 06:26 PM
Hot Wings
mothermold
02-11-2006, 06:28 PM
buffalo
Yellow Jacket
02-11-2006, 06:41 PM
New York
mothermold
02-11-2006, 06:47 PM
the big apple
Yellow Jacket
02-11-2006, 06:55 PM
bad apple
Marroe
02-11-2006, 07:57 PM
worm
mothermold
02-11-2006, 07:58 PM
dennis rodman
Posher778
02-11-2006, 07:59 PM
tennis
mothermold
02-11-2006, 08:04 PM
maria sharapova
RavageRitual
02-11-2006, 09:18 PM
redken
Posher778
02-11-2006, 09:21 PM
red eye
RavageRitual
02-11-2006, 09:23 PM
wes craven
mothermold
02-11-2006, 09:29 PM
serpent
Posher778
02-11-2006, 09:33 PM
rainbow
RavageRitual
02-11-2006, 09:33 PM
snake
Posher778
02-11-2006, 09:34 PM
rattle
RavageRitual
02-11-2006, 09:35 PM
baby
Posher778
02-11-2006, 09:36 PM
jane
RavageRitual
02-11-2006, 09:37 PM
jake
mothermold
02-11-2006, 09:40 PM
la matta
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by mothermold
la matta
What the hell is a la matta?
Elvis_Christ
02-12-2006, 01:50 AM
It means time to ride the Magic Carpet.
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
It means time to ride the Magic Carpet.
Thanks! Anyway, next word:
Alladin
Jacob Singer
02-12-2006, 03:03 AM
...Sane
RavageRitual
02-12-2006, 06:03 AM
insane
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 07:35 AM
Dr. Moruea
scouse mac
02-12-2006, 09:45 AM
animal
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 10:02 AM
Rob Schneider
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 02:43 PM
Deuce Bigelow
ItsAlive75
02-12-2006, 02:45 PM
The Hot Chick
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 02:49 PM
Happy Madison
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 03:20 PM
Adam Sandler
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 03:21 PM
Saturday Night Live
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 03:37 PM
Mad TV
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 03:38 PM
FOX
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 07:08 PM
HOUND
:D
Despare
02-12-2006, 07:10 PM
tromaville
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 07:16 PM
Toxie:cool:
Despare
02-12-2006, 07:16 PM
Mop
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 07:21 PM
Slop
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 07:23 PM
stop
Elvis_Christ
02-12-2006, 07:24 PM
Naked Devil Worship
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 07:26 PM
Sex:D
Despare
02-12-2006, 07:26 PM
Wild
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 07:28 PM
Jungle
Elvis_Christ
02-12-2006, 07:29 PM
Fruit molestation
Despare
02-12-2006, 07:31 PM
Skittles
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 07:32 PM
rainbow
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 07:32 PM
LOL@Elvis
Rainbow
Despare
02-12-2006, 07:39 PM
Pink Hearts
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 07:40 PM
Candy hearts
Despare
02-12-2006, 07:41 PM
Crushed hearts
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 07:42 PM
Ex-Girlfriends
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 07:45 PM
Not a problem
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 07:46 PM
question
Despare
02-12-2006, 07:46 PM
in the form of an answer
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 07:47 PM
Jeopardy
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 07:49 PM
Alex Trebek
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 07:53 PM
Stiff
Despare
02-12-2006, 07:56 PM
little fingers
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 07:57 PM
oompa-loompas
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 07:58 PM
Willy Wonka
Elvis_Christ
02-12-2006, 07:59 PM
Chocolate Toucher
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 07:59 PM
Michael Jackson
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 08:01 PM
Weird...But, not in a GOOD way
Despare
02-12-2006, 08:02 PM
Pop Rocks
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 08:06 PM
Urban Legends
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 08:06 PM
bullshit
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 08:11 PM
fertilizer
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 08:12 PM
fresh air
Despare
02-12-2006, 08:12 PM
fresh prince
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 08:13 PM
bel-air
Despare
02-12-2006, 08:29 PM
California
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 08:31 PM
The O.C.
mothermold
02-12-2006, 10:11 PM
D.C.
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 10:17 PM
George W. Bush
AUSTIN316426808
02-13-2006, 12:41 AM
President
Elvis_Christ
02-13-2006, 12:47 AM
Scandal
scouse mac
02-13-2006, 03:23 AM
outrage
AUSTIN316426808
02-13-2006, 03:36 AM
Feardotcom
Marroe
02-13-2006, 10:31 AM
Horror.com
Yellow Jacket
02-13-2006, 10:34 AM
Where everybody knows your name! :p
mothermold
02-13-2006, 11:54 AM
coach
Yellow Jacket
02-13-2006, 11:56 AM
Football
Nana_baby
02-13-2006, 12:17 PM
Steelers
Yellow Jacket
02-13-2006, 12:21 PM
Superbowl Winners
wood_elf_pansy
02-13-2006, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Superbowl Winners
Little smokies
Yellow Jacket
02-13-2006, 02:40 PM
Cigars
Jacob Singer
02-13-2006, 02:52 PM
Marlboro
Yellow Jacket
02-13-2006, 02:57 PM
Camel
wood_elf_pansy
02-13-2006, 03:05 PM
desert
Posher778
02-13-2006, 03:05 PM
cactus.
Yellow Jacket
02-13-2006, 03:06 PM
spiky
RavageRitual
02-13-2006, 05:08 PM
hair
Yellow Jacket
02-13-2006, 05:09 PM
bald
RavageRitual
02-13-2006, 05:11 PM
grandpa
Yellow Jacket
02-13-2006, 05:12 PM
smelly
Posher778
02-13-2006, 05:13 PM
zomb. (i HAD to say it.)
jk of course :D
ENTITY2000
02-13-2006, 10:59 PM
rob
AUSTIN316426808
02-13-2006, 11:06 PM
Van Winkle