Naked Girl Zombie NOTLD: Hot?

[filmmaker2]

This thread is NOT just for guy answers. This is for everyone!

You girls can answer this one too. And I prefer that you do, because I wanna know!

When you're watching "Night of the Living Dead," and there's that scene of all the zombie outside converging on the house, attracted to the warm living people inside...do you see the naked girl zombie and think, "Hmmm, she's pretty cute for a zombie girl, and has a nice butt" ?

Naked girl zombie! Naked girl zombie!

I like the sound of those words. I'm glad I posted this thread! We should do this again sometime! ;)

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by hellboy
Yeah, I agree. She was hot. NICE ASS!!!!!!:D
Like the dead chick in Bad Boys II. She had some sweets breastesses.;)

I agree with you both, she was fine!

[filmmaker2]

Okay, that's just warped. YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE BUDDY, the TABOO LINE in case ya didn't realize it, hot zombie girls is okay but not what YOU'RE talkin about, that is it, you are OUTTA HERE, I was WAITING for you to say something OFFENSIVE like you just did, and hoo, boy, you sure went and DID IT, and EVERYONE noticed, don't try to pretend like it DIDN'T HAPPEN bcuz it DID and YOU DID IT my friend, NOT ME, YOU. SICK. Sicksicksicksicksicksicksicksicksick. What movie was that again?

[_iam138_]

i thought karen kooper was hot after she died. i got her tattooed on my right sholderblade.

[MoonLit Meadow]

LMAO. Never really put that much thought into it....I'll pop the dvd in tomorrow and get back to you...hmm...no I probably won't ;)

[_iam138_]

fuck our boys in iraq i hope they die, i hope thay die and i hope thay burn in hell. fuck jfk, fuck bruce and brandon lee. i wish i was the one who killed princess di. fuck the guy who playd the orignal obiwan im glad he died. i hope george a romero dies and i hope he too burns in hell. i wish to god that i was the one who killed marilyn monroe and yes she was murdered. i hate niggers, spicks, jews and fags and i know that satan will have his jolly red way with them when thay die. i am god the lord and the creator and i will smite you all.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by _iam138_
fuck our boys in iraq i hope they die, i hope thay die and i hope thay burn in hell. fuck jfk, fuck bruce and brandon lee. i wish i was the one who killed princess di. fuck the guy who playd the orignal obiwan im glad he died. i hope george a romero dies and i hope he too burns in hell. i wish to god that i was the one who killed marilyn monroe and yes she was murdered. i hate niggers, spicks, jews and fags and i know that satan will have his jolly red way with them when thay die. i am god the lord and the creator and i will smite you all.

[urgeok]

if you hate him so much why do you keep giving him what he wants ??? a response.

why dont you just send him your wallet ?

[Haunted]

What? At first I thought that he was kidding. Maybe he's just trying to get a rise out of us. That's my sincere hope. I can't fathom there being a person in this area with that stupid set of concepts. Zwoti, babe, do your worst.

[Haunted]

I forgot to comment on the zombie. I always refered to her as "random naked zombie chick." A foul smelling, rotting corpse, hell bent on eating me gives a whole new perspective on the concept of "eating pussy" doesn't it?

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by _iam138_
fuck our boys in iraq i hope they die, i hope thay die and i hope thay burn in hell. fuck jfk, fuck bruce and brandon lee. i wish i was the one who killed princess di. fuck the guy who playd the orignal obiwan im glad he died. i hope george a romero dies and i hope he too burns in hell. i wish to god that i was the one who killed marilyn monroe and yes she was murdered. i hate niggers, spicks, jews and fags and i know that satan will have his jolly red way with them when thay die. i am god the lord and the creator and i will smite you all.

Fuck you. What're you, a nice little clean white boy? I bet you have no friends and you sit at home on your fat ass and watch movies all day. Fucker...

[Haunted]

Don't hold back, man. Just let your creativity fly.:D

[Haunted]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Fuck you. What're you, a nice little clean white boy? I bet you have no friends and you sit at home on your fat ass and watch movies all day. Fucker...

Wait a minute, now. We horror buffs are prone to sitting around and watching movies all day. Don't shoot yourself in the foot, alky. I like where you're going, but make sure you aren't in the "catergory," k?

[Haunted]

No, probably not. However, I would know if for some fucked up reason I was being eaten out by a zombie. A big clue would be the end of my vagina. I mean, we're not talking about that scene in Vampires, here.

Okay, we should probably drop this conversation. It's a little too much for some of our younger "viewers."

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by Haunted
Wait a minute, now. We horror buffs are prone to sitting around and watching movies all day. Don't shoot yourself in the foot, alky. I like where you're going, but make sure you aren't in the "catergory," k?

Ok. You're right. I was just picturing this white guy with a beer belly that does NOTHING but sit on his fat ass and watch movies.

I do stuff, and then sit on my fat ass and watch movies. :)

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by _iam138_
fuck our boys in iraq i hope they die, i hope thay die and i hope thay burn in hell. fuck jfk, fuck bruce and brandon lee. i wish i was the one who killed princess di. fuck the guy who playd the orignal obiwan im glad he died. i hope george a romero dies and i hope he too burns in hell. i wish to god that i was the one who killed marilyn monroe and yes she was murdered. i hate niggers, spicks, jews and fags and i know that satan will have his jolly red way with them when thay die. i am god the lord and the creator and i will smite you all.

I've got it:

You were picked on as a kid, right? Or your mom beat you?

Seriously, though, I want to know. What's your fucking problem.

[Haunted]

That's a pretty good question, alky. What makes these spamming flamers or flaming spammers do what they do?

Next on HDC: Inside the minds of flaming spammers or spamming flamers:D ;)

According to this joker, he probably doesn't perceive that he has a problem. Sad. Truly sad.


Hellboy, there is only one person on this board that could get me out of my wet rained on t-shirt. (Urge, if you tell....POW right in the kisser;) )

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by Haunted
That's a pretty good question, alky. What makes these spamming flamers or flaming spammers do what they do?

Next on HDC: Inside the minds of flaming spammers or spamming flamers:D ;)

According to this joker, he probably doesn't perceive that he has a problem. Sad. Truly sad.




Haha. "I was raped by a horse as a kid. It was very traumatizing."

[nine9]

Well, just wondering? If the zombie is naked, does this mean they requested to be buried like that, which would make for an interesting viewing at the funeral.......unless they were messing around when bit. Takes the idea of foreplay nibbling to a whole new level then........

And also, there must be a reason there are no zombie men with full frontal showing.......I guess maybe that would be the first thing to go. Like how you always bite the ears of a chocolate bunny first.

If you are into naked female zombies, then it must also be assumed that you like stinky women........this is a bonus for hormone imbalanced women everywhere with body hair. lol:D

[Haunted]

Good call, 9. That was definitely a good yet, disgusting observation.

Personally, and I don't know about the rest of you, but zombies and sex are right up there with lima beans in my book. Both totally disgust me to the maximum.

[nine9]

Originally posted by Haunted
Good call, 9. That was definitely a good yet, disgusting observation.

Personally, and I don't know about the rest of you, but zombies and sex are right up there with lima beans in my book. Both totally disgust me to the maximum.

lol.............well disgusting and zombies go hand in hand. And to be turned on by them.......well.... it is pretty funny if you think about it. :p

[filmmaker2]

Well, like they say in the cartoon show "Zombie College," eating brains is "not as gross as sexual intercourse!"

[nine9]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Well, like they say in the cartoon show "Zombie College," eating brains is "not as gross as sexual intercourse!"

lol.......:p

[filmmaker2]

In "Zombie College," the guy goes out for a walk at night to get his girlfriend a brownie-cake and he gets bitten by a girl zombie. Not too much later, he transforms into a zombie himself. He tries to hide this fact from the girl, but finally has to confront her with it. There was some exchange that went something like,

GIRL. (sob) Was...was she pretty?

GUY. No! She was a horrible ugly monster!!

GIRL. (sob) Then why did you LET HER EAT YOUR BRAIN???



Anyway the girl loves the zombie guy so much that she lets him eat HER brain and turn her into a zombie, and then they both eat each other's brains because that's how zombies express their affection for each other.

Hey, I don't make this stuff up.

[nine9]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
In "Zombie College," the guy goes out for a walk at night to get his girlfriend a brownie-cake and he gets bitten by a girl zombie. Not too much later, he transforms into a zombie himself. He tries to hide this fact from the girl, but finally has to confront her with it. There was some exchange that went something like,

GIRL. (sob) Was...was she pretty?

GUY. No! She was a horrible ugly monster!!

GIRL. (sob) Then why did you LET HER EAT YOUR BRAIN???



Anyway the girl loves the zombie guy so much that she lets him eat HER brain and turn her into a zombie, and then they both eat each other's brains because that's how zombies express their affection for each other.

Hey, I don't make this stuff up.

I have to look for this sick show....lol........what station is it on?

[filmmaker2]

You can see the show here:


http://www.icebox.com/icebox/shows/show_6/show_frameset.html?PHPSESSID=ac7c86b67520d1eee917c 9ceeb89a2fc


I stopped watching "Zombie College" in 2002 and it turns out they have produced some new episodes! Like several of them! So I have to check these out myself, actually.

[nine9]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
You can see the show here:


http://www.icebox.com/icebox/shows/show_6/show_frameset.html?PHPSESSID=ac7c86b67520d1eee917c 9ceeb89a2fc


I stopped watching "Zombie College" in 2002 and it turns out they have produced some new episodes! Like several of them! So I have to check these out myself, actually.

I'll check it out later and pass it on to the ZN people.........They have probably seen it already though.

[MasonMan]

the zombies are naked because the clothes that they bury you in are cut down the back and wouldnt stay on if you walked around in them.

[nine9]

Originally posted by MasonMan
the zombies are naked because the clothes that they bury you in are cut down the back and wouldnt stay on if you walked around in them.

And you have personal experience in this? lol................so then why aren't they all naked? :p Just to be devil's advocate...........hehe. I suppose women's clothing just falls off at the slightest breeze..........but the male zombies get nothing more than plumber bum :confused: