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alkytrio666

08-06-2005, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Kick ass!!!!

Now u just need a car,coke and some cheetos to get u goin:D

Haha helll yah.

Haven't talked to you in awhile Dante. What's goin' on?

Dante'sInferno

08-06-2005, 07:23 AM

Same old just got a new guitar im 6'6 now school starting back soon......and chillian

Oh yeah my guitar is black with red strings,with a black dragon rapped around in barbed wire with blood coming out of its mout,it has red eyes.......so whats up with u?

alkytrio666

08-06-2005, 07:27 AM

That's sick, how much'd you pay?

Nothing really, mostly same old. Just got a job at a grocery store. :(

Dante'sInferno

08-06-2005, 07:36 AM

got it custom made but my moms friend knew a guy that would do it so he asked him he made so i only paid $150:D

Ah i hate grocery store's!!!!!!! im working at papa johns...:cool: :D Pizza is cool

ItsAlive75

08-06-2005, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Just got my driver's liscense. :D Not like any of you should give a shit, I just had to get it out. :) :) :)

Just remember the rules of the road...

Stop signs are more suggestions than anything.
Turn signals distract other drivers and therefore shouldn't be used.
Your acceleration pedal is your friend.
Windshield glass should be removed so as to provide an optimal view

alkytrio666

08-06-2005, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Just remember the rules of the road...

Stop signs are more suggestions than anything.
Turn signals distract other drivers and therefore shouldn't be used.
Your acceleration pedal is your friend.
Windshield glass should be removed so as to provide an optimal view

Hahaha yah that's what they told me down at the DMV.

meetthecreeper

08-06-2005, 10:12 AM

Drive it like you stole it.

When being pulled over by the man, refuse to answer questions. Consult with council. Call the officer "Comrade"

Drive in the left lane.

Tailgate

Get a hacksaw and cut your exhaust off just below the mainfold.

new cars suck. Recycle old cars

ItsAlive75

08-06-2005, 10:14 AM

...or steal other cars. If you own a car, it sucks. Other people's cars are much nicer.

urgeok

08-06-2005, 11:53 AM

for the love of god, signal ... always signal.

Haunted

08-06-2005, 12:09 PM

And don't play your music so loud that I can hear it...unless it's something I like.:D

MoonLit Meadow

08-06-2005, 12:50 PM

Congrats Alky, that's very cool:cool:

I remember when I got my license I thought I was such a badass;) I drove my used corolla all around town like it was a BMW or something. haha.

Anyway, enjoy your new found freedom....and takes LOTS of corny pictures of you standing by your car with your license;)

Haunted

08-06-2005, 01:05 PM

It's funny, but the first time I took my driving test I was so nervous, I failed. The second time was a breeze. I had a white 94' Honda Civic EX, brand new. I drove that car until it officially became a piece of shit. Now I drive a Ford Sport-Trac XLT Premium. Never thought I'd even drive a Ford, but this vehicular module has turned out to be a pretty great car. I can move stuff, haul stuff, it's got some pretty good HP for a car of its make and model. As a matter of fact, I may trade it in for one of the newer models. Don't know yet.

Why did I go off talking about that???:confused: :confused: It must be retard day here at the house. (Don't fuckin' tell me that it's always retard day for me. You might make me cry):D

Marroe

08-06-2005, 02:27 PM

BE CAREFUL!

RoLLiNLiGhTs

08-06-2005, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Just got my driver's liscense. :D Not like any of you should give a shit, I just had to get it out. :) :) :)
That's awsome man.....it's soooo nice to have that freedom, to just get in your car and drive..........:cool:

nine9

08-07-2005, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Just got my driver's liscense. :D Not like any of you should give a shit, I just had to get it out. :) :) :)

Congrats! I still don't know how to drive. My bf is determined to get me lessons lol.........I've had my beginners twice now and let it go both times. I am not afraid to admit that I may prove to be a hazard on the road. Doesn't take much to distract me........and if I see someone I don't like, well I can't be held responsible for what happens next can I? ;)

MoonLit Meadow

08-07-2005, 01:59 PM

Alky...find a car like this, and you'll be fightin' the ladies off left and right ;) :p

taylorsmommy

08-07-2005, 02:05 PM

Congratulations alky!!!

Babygurl20

08-07-2005, 09:47 PM

Congrats, and always rememeber to make sure the doors are locked when you are parked in the deep woods and gettin it on. Also, rememeber to check for any embarassing spots the next day. There, you have now heard my words of wisdom. Drive like you own the whole damn road. ;)

MoonLit Meadow

08-07-2005, 10:04 PM

OMG! Stop poisoning the poor child's brain! ;) Alky's like my little brother guys! SO HUSH! :p

Babygurl20

08-07-2005, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by hellboy
OMG!!!! We are supposed to be an example for our younger people. How could you say that? I am so outraged and appauled!!!!!

Make sure she's on top in the back seat, dude. Nothing gets on the steering wheel, dash, seats or windshield. With her on top, there are always things to stop the squirt, nothing gets on the interior of the vehicle. BG20, what were you thinking?:p

:( I can't help it, I have such a dirty mind I know. :(

But it is damn fun Alky, DO IT!!! ;)

Babygurl20

08-07-2005, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
OMG! Stop poisoning the poor child's brain! ;) Alky's like my little brother guys! SO HUSH! :p

We know he's like your little brother MM, thats why we're tryin to teach him right, and how NOT to make a mess. LMAO ;)

MoonLit Meadow

08-07-2005, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by hellboy
Oh I'm sorry MM.

Alky......wear a condomn!:p Preferably with spermicide.:D

SHUT IT! You horrible horrible man! ;) ALKY COVER YOUR EYES sweetheart! :p

MoonLit Meadow

08-07-2005, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by Babygurl20
We know he's like your little brother MM, thats why we're tryin to teach him right, and how NOT to make a mess. LMAO ;)

Awwww :( I'm just tryin' to protect him...they grow up so fast now-a-days...:p

Babygurl20

08-07-2005, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Awwww :( I'm just tryin' to protect him...they grow up so fast now-a-days...:p

Tell me about it, seems like I was just shitting green the other day and now...........................well, NVM. I take that back. ;) :o :D

MoonLit Meadow

08-07-2005, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by Babygurl20
Tell me about it, seems like I was just shitting green the other day and now...........................well, NVM. I take that back. ;) :o :D

:eek: :confused:

MoonLit Meadow

08-07-2005, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by hellboy
HJey, the last thing he wants to hear from his little sperm is "OH NO..........THE WINDSHIELD!!!!!!!" Come on. It's gotta be done right.

Alky, listen to me and BG20. It's gonna happen! Dont leave evidence.:p

PSSSSH. He certainly will NOT listen to you, good sir. This I know;) Well....I think anyway...I mean, I'm pretty sure...:p

Babygurl20

08-07-2005, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
:eek: :confused:

I was jokin MM, don't worry...............LOL :)

Babygurl20

08-07-2005, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by hellboy
Answer your damn IM please? lol.;)

you haven't IMed me?? :confused:

MoonLit Meadow

08-07-2005, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by Babygurl20
I was jokin MM, don't worry...............LOL :)

Oh, I'm not worried...if you're shitting green you should probably be the one worrying ;) lmao :p

Babygurl20

08-07-2005, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Oh, I'm not worried...if you're shitting green you should probably be the one worrying ;) lmao :p

I'm to scared to go to the doctor :( LMAO

MoonLit Meadow

08-07-2005, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by hellboy
Its all that BLOOD in your diet.;)

That's just RANK man...and pretty wrong ;) ahahahah.

MoonLit Meadow

08-07-2005, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by hellboy
Long story sweetie, nothing rank, I swear. I wouldnt do that to her or any woman on the site.;)

I know, KING OF ALL FOOLS! ;) I'm just being a sarcastic bastard as usual:p

alkytrio666

08-08-2005, 06:11 AM

Wow, I hadn't checked this in awhile, I didn't think anyone would respond to it.

Thanks so much to everyone for the congrats and the sex and driving tips.

And thanks to you MM for looking after me. You'll always be my big sis. :)