Funniest shit

[No Face]

Who here thinks the funniest thing is watching a topic go right to hell like the Top 5 Horror movies topic. That shit really got ruined from page 4 on its nothing but shit, arguing, and ummm well I don't know, 'cause I wasn't paying to much attention. but it goes on for like for pages. Then its just funny to start shit with somebody then forget about that whole topic and go on to another one finding out that, that person continued arguingwith you and you for got about it. When theres pictures of random women (see My Real Top 5) then you know this topic is fucked. Its really just entertainment.

[Deposable]

Welcome to www.horror.com























NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by No Face
Who here thinks the funniest thing is watching a topic go right to hell like the Top 5 Horror movies topic. That shit really got ruined from page 4 on its nothing but shit, arguing, and ummm well I don't know, 'cause I wasn't paying to much attention. but it goes on for like for pages. Then its just funny to start shit with somebody then forget about that whole topic and go on to another one finding out that, that person continued arguingwith you and you for got about it. When theres pictures of random women (see My Real Top 5) then you know this topic is fucked. Its really just entertainment.

Funniest shit ever to me was when I was fuckin your mom...............................hahaha.......... ..get this shit................................and she called me your name.........................hahaha............... .man that was hilarious, I always laugh so hard rememebering that day..................it's like etched dude...................NOW, fuck off. :rolleyes:

[Elvis_Christ]

^^ Did you use a strap on? Kinky......

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
^^ Did you use a strap on? Kinky......

Nope, she wanted me to use a cucumber, said she liked the ridges in it.......................LMAO :D

[ItsAlive75]

Dude, No Name...

No offense, you're a smug little prick. So what, if you don't like something don't comment on it.... even though I've just done the opposite of that. OK, in exception to right now, if you don't like something don't comment on it.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
Nope, she wanted me to use a cucumber, said she liked the ridges in it.......................LMAO :D

Hahhaa :D

"You like it don't you bitch!"

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Hahhaa :D

"You like it don't you bitch!"

Keep in mind though that what was so funny was she was screaming his name, I'm all like........."What the fuck"??? Ya know, thats a blow to your self- esteem there, well........................come to think of it, not really, she did look like a total wolf fuck. :D :eek:

[Elvis_Christ]

What's a wolf fuck? :confused:

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
What's a wolf fuck? :confused:

When retarded people arm-wrestle.

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
What's a wolf fuck? :confused:

No Faces mom................................ugly wooly booger lookin mother fucker is all I can say :D

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
When retarded people arm-wrestle.

Oh, thats right, like me and you last night, damn, how could I forget. I'm sorry baby. ;) :D :p

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
Oh, thats right, like me and you last night, damn, how could I forget. I'm sorry baby. ;) :D :p

Oh THAT'S why you were drooling all over your bib:D

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Oh THAT'S why you were drooling all over your bib:D

baby want more...................goo gaa ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
baby want more...................goo gaa ;)

God, you sound like my ex-wife.

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
God, you sound like my ex-wife.


I think we successfully jacked the hell outta this thread ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
I think we successfully jacked the hell outta this thread ;)

Well I am a patented thread pirate... but thanks for your help, good fuckin' work.:D

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well I am a patented thread pirate... but thanks for your help, good fuckin' work.:D


All in a days work *brushes dirt off my shoulder* ;) :D

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by hellboy
Hey BG20 what's up? I see the pirating continues.:D

You know it HB, I just can't resist!!! I would say I was quite successful in this one, don't you think?................lol ;) :D

[Elvis_Christ]

This thread needs more hoes :(

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
This thread needs more hoes :(


you and your damn hoes.........................here's one..........*raises hand*.......................i wish you'd quit calling me into these threads. ;) :D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
you and your damn hoes.........................here's one..........*raises hand*.......................i wish you'd quit calling me into these threads. ;) :D

Well, he'd probably forgive you if you brought more hoes.:D

[Babygurl20]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well, he'd probably forgive you if you brought more hoes.:D [/QUOTE

Dammit!!!.............hold on..............let me call my mom................LMAO

[MisterSadistro]

There sure is nothing to quiet talk of a subject like making a new thread to talk about how you didn't care for talking about that subject in the first place.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/darthvonpokemon/DVPstupid.jpg
CK

[ItsAlive75]

That used to be my desktop.... weird.

[MisterSadistro]

And yet people never seem to appreciate how much time and effort I put into making pics with little comments on them. I've always felt it was more meaningful and creative than the typical "fuck you" deal. Weird.
CK

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
And yet people never seem to appreciate how much time and effort I put into making pics with little comments on them. I've always felt it was more meaningful and creative than the typical "fuck you" deal. Weird.
CK

Is that comment directed towards me?

[jenna26]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
This thread needs more hoes :(

Are we gardening? Now I am just confused....*sighs*....:rolleyes:

[MisterSadistro]

Is that comment directed towards me?
Not at all. I just like to let someone I'm flaming know that they've been flamed. No smiley faces, rolling eye images, etc. You've been around the indie filmmaker section before. Making trouble with spamming noobs is near religion for me. Of course I might be quitting soon enough. Tiresome.
CK

[Marroe]

What the hell's she fucking?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Marroe
What the hell's she fucking?

/edit..... I suppose thats a bit rude lol



duno, whatever it is, she's having a good time :D

[Haunted]

Babygurl20, I think you are very nice. I like your pink typing.

Here's my problem. I don't like the fact that you keep hijacking threads and turning them into flirtacious sessions. Some threads need to be read and commented on by other members who don't want to spend time navigating through pages and pages of your stuff that, incidentally, has nothing to do with the thread.

If you would consider this, I would greatly appreciate it. I mean hijacking a thread here and there is funny. However, hijacking a lot of threads is not.

[urgeok]

this thread was shit from the first post

[No Face]

i started this thread just to watch it go to hell i didn't relize it would go down this quick though. cool

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by No Face
i started this thread just to watch it go to hell i didn't relize it would go down this quick though. cool


yeah, I'd say it went down pretty fast buddy. ;)

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by Haunted
Babygurl20, I think you are very nice. I like your pink typing.

Here's my problem. I don't like the fact that you keep hijacking threads and turning them into flirtacious sessions. Some threads need to be read and commented on by other members who don't want to spend time navigating through pages and pages of your stuff that, incidentally, has nothing to do with the thread.

If you would consider this, I would greatly appreciate it. I mean hijacking a thread here and there is funny. However, hijacking a lot of threads is not.

You are right Haunted. I'll try and slack down on my hijacked threads. But when they are shit like this, I just can't help it. :)

[No Face]

hey, you dont see people hijacking you. you are shit, after all. you guys were iraqi, you would all have hijacked yourselves. SELF HIJACKERS!

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by No Face
hey, you dont see people hijacking you. you are shit, after all. you guys were iraqi, you would all have hijacked yourselves. SELF HIJACKERS!

Thats because I really don't make threads that much, and when I do, I don't do one just asking for trouble. In this case you did. Just learn to keep shit like you made a thread about out of here. It's not wanted nor is it worth it.
And I am still trying to figure out what you meant by the whole Iraqi thing. Don't compare me to them is all I can say. You might get your feelings hurt pretty quickly on that one.

[No Face]

i think you mean vice verca. im no iraqi. and besides, you got a problem with brown people???? RACIST BASTARD

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by No Face
i think you mean vice verca. im no iraqi. and besides, you got a problem with brown people???? RACIST BASTARD

Im not racist, but yes I do hate those peice of shit, scum of the earth, Haji's over in Iraq. I have a major problem with them, as should you and anybody else. I never said you were an Iraqi, I would not insult my worst enemy with that. So make sure you know what your talking about before you post it, and never put my name and fucking Iraq in the same sentence together

[No Face]

what about you hate iraq. same sentince speaking the truth. wouldn't you want your name in that sentince. i'm sure you would.


racism is bad M'Kay

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by No Face
what about you hate iraq. same sentince speaking the truth. wouldn't you want your name in that sentince. i'm sure you would.


racism is bad M'Kay

I didn't understand a word you just mumbled.

[No Face]

you said not to put your name and iraq in the same sentince.
i put. you hate iraq.
then i said
what you wouldn't want your name in that sentince
i'm sure you would you racist bastard




racism is mad M 'Kay

[ChEEbA]

Shut up already, you TWAT!:rolleyes:

[No Face]

Scum of the earth bitch who you calling a twat. Wait is that the best comeback you can make up. Damn you suck. Or if your a women you lick you know whatever floats your boat.

[ChEEbA]

A comeback is a response. That was the first thing I said to you.
Idiot.
Stop carrying on like an angry mongoloid child.
Is there no-one to put this stupid fuck out of here?

[ItsAlive75]

I'm not going to take that big of a part in this discussion, but all I'll say is this.

No Face, commas will help make your posts more readable. Right now its an adventure to make out what you're trying to say.

[No Face]

Commas are a waist of typing. They don't deserve to be on a keyboard.


And it was a shitty comeback. but a comeback none the less

[yourlastmistake]

Originally posted by No Face
Scum of the earth bitch who you calling a twat.

I believe that would be you .

[No Face]

compassion my ass how about i blow you up bitch. oh yah and ignorance is not a race dumbass

[zwoti]

don't you just love how these threads go

[ItsAlive75]

Not to nit-pick, but...

rac·ism: Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by hellboy
The only thing I am a prejudiced against is ignorance.It seems to be accumulating in great abundance in this thread. The Iraqi comment was totally off the chart and uncalled for. And you sir, are an idiot!!!! If you knew anything about the the girl, you wouldnot have opened your mouth. Her boyfriend happens to be there fighting those bastards. How about a little compassion, DICKHEAD!!



There I fixed it, ok?


Thank you so much HB, I knew I could count on you, you're a sweetheart.
Now No Face, listen to HB and go to a website for me...........it's called [url]www.webstersdictionary.com. Then get back to us. Thanks.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by No Face
compassion my ass how about i blow you up bitch. oh yah and ignorance is not a race dumbass

this is what happens when kids dont get attention..
someone throws them a computer and the internet to get rid of them and in their bitterness and stupidity .. they go to forums and trash talk to start shit because its a safe way to get attention.

if they do it at school someone kicks the shit out of them - so in the privacy of their shitty home they can be a big man.

for some reason people are bored or ignore the fact and feed the guy what he wants - a response.

i say ignore him ... no matter what he says - ignore him .. he'll fuck off soon enough.

but no .. most people here dig the bullshit ... like having a can of their own to kick.

it fucking happens over and over again.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by urgeok

but no .. most people here dig the bullshit ... like having a can of their own to kick.

it fucking happens over and over again.

true........true :(

[ShankS]

Originally posted by No Face
compassion my ass how about i blow you up bitch. oh yah and ignorance is not a race dumbass

[Haunted]

It's funny... I asked BG20 to curtail the flirting so that we could get involved in this dicklick's silly stupid flaming/spamming of our forum. I know the essence behind the thread was complete bullshit, which I why I wanted people to comment. Not to start a war, but to set a precedence for what we hard earned members will and will not stand for.

At the end of the thread, when everyone's had their say, we jot down the fucker's ip address and then ban him. If he comes back, we'll know. I mean, one could enter the forums through the library or cyber cafe. However, their posting would be so much less frequent that it probably wouldn't matter. Besides, I believe in Zwoti and Rayne's ability to know when the "usual suspects" return to start bullshit.

One last thing. BG20, you are so awesome. I asked you something, you answered with curteousy and thought. I truly appreciate that in a person. It's also hard to come by here at HDC. I'm glad that you've climbed aboard with us here a HDC. We need more women on this forum that have a good level of maturity. Other women of integrity : Bloodrayne, 9nine, MLM, Babs and even Gren (sometimes she and I butt heads, but other times she'll wip out some profundity...only wish she'd give us a little more horror).

[urgeok]

there are very few women here who actually participate in the horror oriented forums.

Jenna being a glaring exception ...she participates in the book and movie forums regularily...good poster too.

[Haunted]

You know what, Urge...I forgot about Jenna until I had already posted. I should have gone back and editted my post, but I didn't like a dumbass...we've got prodigal family over...so I was in a rush. Sorry Jenna:D

I know what you mean about not posting in the other parts of the forum. I have and do occaisionally. Many times, I just like to read the posts. If I feel that I have something to contribute, I will. I like the art forum. I could post in the "recent horror fillms" section, I just haven't gotten around to, and The Devil's Rejects is not playing in my town. (Eventhough I hated HOTC, I still want to see this movie).

[No Face]

hey, i served in Iraq, you dumbasses. and as for your long winded nonsensical hoberjober which i do not feel like reading because its like staring at a piece of shit: it doesnt get anymore amusing or change my views on anything because it cant speak properly. and girl with guy in iraq: whats your boyfriends co's name? i might know him. im am/was a field medic in the 81st police division in kuwait. represent!:mad:

[Marroe]

I've never seen a miliary person as disrespectful as you are.

[Haunted]

I have a friend that served in Iraq, and it didn't turn him into a giant ASSHOLE. So, don't use your having served in Iraq to come to this forum and treat its denizens like shit. Furthermore, stop wasting space on our forum with your stupid bullshit. You know I'm almost tempted to say that you're lying about serving in Iraq, because you're such an arrogant dishonorable bastard.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Your birthday says you're to young to serve in the military but for the sake of argument lets say you got it wrong...doesn't matter where/if you've served in the military, nothing you do or have done gives you the right to be an asshole bottom line.

The only reason you've come here is for the reasons urge mentioned, start shit in the safety of your home to feel like a tough guy and it's really just sad.

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Haunted
I have a friend that served in Iraq, and it didn't turn him into a giant ASSHOLE. So, don't use your having served in Iraq to come to this forum and treat its denizens like shit. Furthermore, stop wasting space on our forum with your stupid bullshit. You know I'm almost tempted to say that you're lying about serving in Iraq, because you're such an arrogant dishonorable bastard.



He is lying.


I think he served with Gungho and Duke in the GIJoe up my ass brigade.

You know the guys that fight against the evil Cobra commander and his merry band of ass pirates.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Your birthday says you're to young to serve in the military but for the sake of argument lets say you got it wrong...doesn't matter where/if you've served in the military, nothing you do or have done gives you the right to be an asshole bottom line.

The only reason you've come here is for the reasons urge mentioned, start shit in the safety of your home to feel like a tough guy and it's really just sad. ain't it funny how he changed his birthdate in his profile after this?

[Babygurl20]

I think that anyone who has the nerve to come on here and degrade our troops by saying that he was one should be banned not only from here, but from the USA. You can not honestly come in this thread and say that you served when you direspect our troops like this. I am not even really mad, I'm just sad that if you really were in Iraq with my b/f, I just hate to know he had someone as awful as you fighting beside him. I hope that soon what all you have said will affect you and make you see that there really are people out there who have a reason for living, and your not one of them.

Thanks Haunted, I like the input on what I could do better. Don't like pissing people off if I can help it, so thanks for helping me learn the ropes around here. :)

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Marroe
ain't it funny how he changed his birthdate in his profile after this?

I saw that too. Nice ruse jackass.


Noface impression *Ruse, whats a ruse?? Oh well back to putting GIjoe up my ass*

[Haunted]

Creeper, sometimes you say the funniest shit

Ba-domp-pomp-domp!

Stickin' GIJoes up one's ass...that kills. I once knew a guy that put a curling iron up his ass...and it was ON. What a dumbass.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Haunted
Creeper, sometimes you say the funniest shit

Ba-domp-pomp-domp!

Stickin' GIJoes up one's ass...that kills. I once knew a guy that put a curling iron up his ass...and it was ON. What a dumbass.



That fucking hurts just reading it

[jenna26]

Originally posted by urgeok
there are very few women here who actually participate in the horror oriented forums.

Jenna being a glaring exception ...she participates in the book and movie forums regularily...good poster too.

Hey thanks! I do try...lol...:)

And thanks to Haunted also....even if you did forget me....:p

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
Yeah, I'm amazed that ANYONE could forget you. As tinatious and forward as you are. Among other things. ;)

Um thanks? I think.....:p

[ShankS]

Originally posted by No Face
hey, i served in Iraq, you dumbasses. and as for your long winded nonsensical hoberjober which i do not feel like reading because its like staring at a piece of shit: it doesnt get anymore amusing or change my views on anything because it cant speak properly. and girl with guy in iraq: whats your boyfriends co's name? i might know him. im am/was a field medic in the 81st police division in kuwait. represent!:mad:


Originally posted by No Face
no we established that i'm bi-sexual. Never be full fledge gay always expeirience everything.


bisexual ass bandit mincing around with soldiers on the battle field. We know why you'd choose field medics job... just think of all those injured men you'd be able to look after, with all that loving.

[MisterSadistro]

Some strong arguments in favor of "friendly fire" on here :D
CK

[_iam138_]

well im glad you liked my top 5s i enjoy fucking with people.

[Haunted]

Yes, but do you enjoy being fucked? I mean, a hot poker up the ass, or a large human with thick rubber gloves sticking their hand so far up your rectum that they are actually able to pull out your intestines from your butthole?

Let's consolodate, shall we?

Lets have a red hot spiked thick poker with a hook on the end. Let's shove said instrument up your ass, burning and searing your colon. Let's then hook your intestines to our flaming spikey large poker and yank them out a la the ancient Egyptians removing the brain of a corpse.

Damn:D I must have been Elizabeth fuckin' Bathory in my former life.:D

[_iam138_]

Originally posted by Haunted
Yes, but do you enjoy being fucked? I mean, a hot poker up the ass, or a large human with thick rubber gloves sticking their hand so far up your rectum that they are actually able to pull out your intestines from your butthole?

Let's consolodate, shall we?

Lets have a red hot spiked thick poker with a hook on the end. Let's shove said instrument up your ass, burning and searing your colon. Let's then hook your intestines to our flaming spikey large poker and yank them out a la the ancient Egyptians removing the brain of a corpse.

Damn:D I must have been Elizabeth fuckin' Bathory in my former life.:D
sounds kinky

[Haunted]

Hellboy, we are definitely partners in crime. Wonder Twin Powers activate!!!!!:D

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Haunted
Hellboy, we are definitely partners in crime. Wonder Twin Powers activate!!!!!:D


LMAO Wonder twins.

wonder twin girl: Form of this badass dragon that breathes fire and flies and has laser beams coming from his eyes and claws as sharp as razors and can recite the entire encyclopedia britanica unabriged addition and does a host of other really cool unbelievable shit.

wonder twin boy: Form of a squeegee.