Your Horror Deaths

[Yellow Jacket]

I've always wanted to make horror films (don't we all) So, I usually think of cool deaths for my horrors that I hope to make someday. So, I decided that since a lot of us do have the "horror" fantasy, why not post the deaths that you would put in a horror flick. I'll go first, of course!


*IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART ON GROSS SEX DEATHS, YOU MAY WANT TO LEAVE THE THREAD NOW! IT'S ABOUT TO GET NASTY IN HERE!!! *

A couple start having sex (typical horror move.) So they get goin', but unbeknownst to them, a tiny demon (don't worry, he can do damage) crawls into the guy's dick. He just thinks it's the sex, so he keeps going. After a couple of seconds, he's about to cum. As soon as he does, the little demon is the first thing to pop and goes straight into the woman's uterus. As they start to get up, the girl says she's having a pain in her lower stomach. The guys acts all tough and buff and says, "That's just me, baby! I'm so..."

SPLAT!!!

The demon used his sharp, fiery nails and slices through the woman's stomach. Blood and guts are flying everywhere!

Now the guy starts screaming like a pussy (so much for tough and buff) and tries to dart towards the door. The demon blasts a fire blaze right in front of the door. Then, he quickly jumps onto the guys neck, puts his nails onto the guys throat, and slices his nails upwards and rips his face to shreds.

Blood is dripping off of what is left on the guys face. Suddenly, the demon starts licking the blood right off the gus face! Now he starts eating his flesh like there's no tommorrow (bad analogy, I know.) Then, he leaps through the fire and exits the house.

END OF SCENE!

[AUSTIN316426808]

Well it is fucking disgusting I'll give you that

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Well it is fucking disgusting I'll give you that

Thanks! That's wat I was aiming for on that one.

[Elvis_Christ]

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[RavageRitual]

I had a smile on my face the whole time I read that. AWESOME

[alkytrio666]

Well now I know never to have sex with you. If I was a girl, that is.

Wait, what?

Fuck, nevermind, you're just sick.

[alkytrio666]

P.S. That idea sucks. No offense. It just sounds like you're a bit horny and really fucking kinky.

[Yellow Jacket]

Oh, I forgot to tell everybody that in my death scene, once the little demon got inside of the girl, he grew to his regular size. That's why her stomach was hurting. Sorry I forgot about that.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
P.S. That idea sucks. No offense. It just sounds like you're a bit horny and really fucking kinky.

I'm always horny and kinky alkytrio. :p

[EXTR3MIST]

You sick, kinky bastard.

But what happens to the woman's anus?

Or am I missing something...?

:confused:

[ShankS]

so a demon small enough to fit down a urethra, is then strong enough to force its way out through the womans body... then somehow finds enough power, to be able to launch a fireball across the room, then does a jump an olympic long jumper would be prowd of, to then rip the guys whole face to shreds....

...has this guy got a penis comparable in size to that of a blue whale??

[ItsAlive75]

No dude, the demon grows once its inside the woman!

God come on.... Get this utterly nonsensical thread right.

[ShankS]

it still sounds silly.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ShankS
it still sounds silly.

Well it'll never get itself into a movie, that's for sure.

I don't even know how you'd be able to present the "transfer" of the demon to the audience.

[Yellow Jacket]

Thanks for the feedback and hard critism guys, but could somebody please post another death so everybody can forget about mine. Thank You!

[alkytrio666]

Some guy gets stabbed.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Some guy gets stabbed.

Aw, yeah! Like, like all in the face and shit? Yeah!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Some guy gets stabbed.

Nice one! :p

[RavageRitual]

A young boy working at a pizza shop, comes home from work one night extremely upset because he had currently been bitched at by his mother for it seems like forever and all the pressure started to grow and he finally snapped. He brought home with him a a pizza cutter to get his revenge on his mother. He slowly walks into the room and walkes over by his mother, she fast asleep breathing slow and soft. The boy has second thoughts, but the anger inside him is overwhelming. Without second thought he shoves the sharpened pizza cutter down his mothers throat, as deep and as hard as he can. He then twists it around violently untill his mother finally stops moving.

Thier ya go YellowJacket, i did another death....

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by RavageRitual
A young boy working at a pizza shop, comes home from work one night extremely upset because he had currently been bitched at by his mother for it seems like forever and all the pressure started to grow and he finally snapped. He brought home with him a a pizza cutter to get his revenge on his mother. He slowly walks into the room and walkes over by his mother, she fast asleep breathing slow and soft. The boy has second thoughts, but the anger inside him is overwhelming. Without second thought he shoves the sharpened pizza cutter down his mothers throat, as deep and as hard as he can. He then twists it around violently untill his mother finally stops moving.

Thier ya go YellowJacket, i did another death....

And I'm lovin' it! :D

[Haunted]

So I guess the mom is suicidal, and doesn't ward off her son, the attacker. Do I need to go into the schemantics of why this is stupid or can you figure them out? I've got a headache and am too tired to type all the things that are wrong with this example.

[Zero]

Originally posted by RavageRitual


He brought home with him a a pizza cutter to get his revenge on his mother.



Why do movie killers always pick up the stupides things to kill people with? How about "Drops by walmart and busy a 9mm - shoots his mother (then himself"?

I remember a horror parody movie, I think it was called _Student Bodies_ where the killer dismisses all these knives and guns and bazookas and decides to kill the girl with paperclips. if only he'd found a pizza cutter

[Yellow Jacket]

Here's a quickie death:

Blonde Bimbo gets caught by masked killer. He takes her to his house, which we'll call the Death Factory (you do the math.) So, he walks through the house with the blonde still struggling. Soon, they get to the room the killer wanted to go to. We see a lot of hooks. The killer puts the bimbo on one, but only slightly so she can't escape or die. Then, he pulls a crane (I know, it sounds corny. Deal with me here though.) and she starts moving forward. Then we get a nice shot of a whole cage full of spinning, razor-sharp blades. Bitch starts to scream, then goes into the blade cage. Now, blood and guts are falling everywhere. Shortly, the blonde comes out of the other end of the cage, and all we see is some bloody flesh here and there and the rest her bones.

I know, it's corny. But, aren't most slashers corny anyway?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Death factory...spinning razor blades...come on

[Zero]

OK - how about this----

a woman checks into a motel, after talking with the creepy inn keeper she takes a shower and WHAMO - a killer sneeks in and pulls back the curtain and stabs her repeatedly with a butcher knife.. . . pure cinematic genius, if I do say so myself!!:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Death factory...spinning razor blades...come on

The killer has a lot of time on his hands. I know it was stupid and probably wouldn't put it in a horror flick. Just felt like posting it.

[Babygurl20]

how bout some kids stumble on a witchdoctor and the witchdoctor gets all pissed that their on his land, he ties them all up in wet rawhide real tight and leaves them outside in the sun so that when the rawhide shrinks it squeezes them until their insides start oozing out ever hole on their body.

Now ya'll can joke on me.............hehehe

[ItsAlive75]

How bout some dude shits on some other dude's face...

Yeah, that'd be gross....

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
How bout some dude shits on some other dude's face...

Yeah, that'd be gross....

Have I ever told you I admire your imagination..........................LMAO ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
Have I ever told you I admire your imagination..........................LMAO ;)

Admiration and fear are pretty closely related.:D

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Admiration and fear are pretty closely related.:D

Well, I guess I just don't know what to think about you then :)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
Well, I guess I just don't know what to think about you then :)

You can think I'm cool? Eh? Ehhh?

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
You can think I'm cool? Eh? Ehhh?

Oh shit man, you got a point.........................but I ain't following it................you want ME to think YOUR cool........................HAHAHA. Okay, I think your cool. Ya happy? ;) :D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
Oh shit man, you got a point.........................but I ain't following it................you want ME to think YOUR cool........................HAHAHA. Okay, I think your cool. Ya happy? ;) :D

I guess.

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I guess.

Oh cheer up young buck. You like Aqua Teens, your cool in my book......................to an extent. HEHE ;) :D :)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
Oh cheer up young buck. You like Aqua Teens, your cool in my book......................to an extent. HEHE ;) :D :)

As long as I'm in I'm happy. Now I can get out of that damn glass-blowing club.

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
As long as I'm in I'm happy. Now I can get out of that damn glass-blowing club.

Happy I could be of assistance, I wanna see you blow some glass before you get out of it though..........LMAO ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
Happy I could be of assistance, I wanna see you blow some glass before you get out of it though..........LMAO ;)

Sorry, I burned all the photos. They were destroying my repuatation as an upstanding member of society.:D

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Sorry, I burned all the photos. They were destroying my repuatation as an upstanding member of society.:D

Join a bridge club, it'll really boost your reputation up and make you fantastically popular. ;)

[Babygurl20]

There is also water polo, damn good sport.........................LMAO................ .........we really are getting into some horrific deaths now. :eek:

[Dante'sInferno]

Alright i got 2 of my regular one's



1:
This reporter walks into this house she starts looking around,then she starts going through doors,then she goes inside this mirror maze room,and is stund,the door slams shut and locks,then she starts getting freaked out.So she starts walking the lights start flickering on and off then this chick gets really freaked out(music is playing in the background"weird noises and shit")then when she gets to a certain place the lights turn completely black then a couple seconds later she bumbs into something

The lights turn she looks up and she see's a grim reaper statue,Then seconds later the eyes open red glowing eyes
So this chick starts walking backwars terrified and my charectar is rising up at this time then he pulls his reaper scythe back and stabs her in the stomache shes still alive so he pulls her out of the wooden side of the scythe and looks at her face.She's crying,the he looks at the mirror's,he tightens on to her hair and starts bashing her face on the mirror (id say about 6 times)then when hes done he looks at her face or whats left of it and looks at the ceiling and the punches her into it....

[Dante'sInferno]

2:

This ref for a football game has just got his nose broken by this evil intity(my charectar)so he calls the 911 and tells the paramedics to get there asses down here
So when they arrive they sadate him and put him in the
Ambulence.Then he arrives at this hospital they take him to the DR's room. He wakes up and theres a football player beside him with injured ribs and he looks at the doctor

The doctor straps up the ref saying this is going to hurt like hell So then the doctor gets his "toys out" and looks at the ref with in evil grin so the Dr. cuts his shirt open the ref asks "what the fuck are u doing???!!!!"The Dr. then gets his saw out and looks at the ref he saws his stomache open blood is gushing everywhere(keep in my this room is soundproof)the ref is screaming the doctor grabs his intestents and raps it around the ref's throat and starts to strangle him......

[Dante'sInferno]

So what does everyone think?

[Dante'sInferno]

this woman hears sparks she walks into the room a clown's standing there and there's a bunch of flashing lights behind him he reaches for the machete he has and plants it into her shoulder she turns around and he picks up a roman candle he raps his arm around her and puts it on the back of her head then a fireball and chunk's of her brain go flying out


This Is Massacre Man's

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
So what does everyone think?

I thought they were both great, the second one was more entertaining.

[massacre]

Lol i like the sex death that we were first talkin bout nice idea and fuck every 1 who dissed!:D

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by RavageRitual
I thought they were both great, the second one was more entertaining. Thank You.

[meetthecreeper]

I came up with this idea awhile back and I posted it here somewhere but I am too lazy to look for it.

Here goes-Killer comes in has the typical girl strapped to the bed type thing. He pours some kind of liquid down her throat, Drano, Hell I dont know.

She starts screaming bloody murder and coughing up blood. Pretty soon she feels something in her throat and she starts gagging.

Then she throws up her entire intestinal tract, large and small intestines, stomach too.

Now the shit is hanging from her mouth like spagetti, killer walks over to her stands her up and starts eating her intestines. Slurping it up like said spagetti. He gets to the very end of it all and gives her a nice long frenchie and bites off whatever is left.

Then he throws her back on the bed tears open her shirt, grabs a knife that looks more like a rusty hook and splits her open from sternum to navel.

Then he sticks his hands in the now empty cavity and regurgitates the girls intestines back into her empty stomach cavity.

How she stays alive through this whole thing is the wonders of my twisted mind and Hollywood.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
I came up with this idea awhile back and I posted it here somewhere but I am too lazy to look for it.

Here goes-Killer comes in has the typical girl strapped to the bed type thing. He pours some kind of liquid down her throat, Drano, Hell I dont know.

She starts screaming bloody murder and coughing up blood. Pretty soon she feels something in her throat and she starts gagging.

Then she throws up her entire intestinal tract, large and small intestines, stomach too.

Now the shit is hanging from her mouth like spagetti, killer walks over to her stands her up and starts eating her intestines. Slurping it up like said spagetti. He gets to the very end of it all and gives her a nice long frenchie and bites off whatever is left.

Then he throws her back on the bed tears open her shirt, grabs a knife that looks more like a rusty hook and splits her open from sternum to navel.

Then he sticks his hands in the now empty cavity and regurgitates the girls intestines back into her empty stomach cavity.

How she stays alive through this whole thing is the wonders of my twisted mind and Hollywood. Nice and Gory:D

[newb]

*Starts to think about supper*
hmmm....sounds good.
http://www.asware.net/serendipity/uploads/lifecam/spaghetti.jpg

[meetthecreeper]

Need to have the grays and the pinks in there. Otherwise too much red and it lacks realism.