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smudge78
08-02-2005, 02:52 PM
Hi my name is shaun and i am a british filmmaker, in october 2004 my short film 'This Place' won 'best film' at the leeds horror film festival, beating 10 other FEATURE films to the title, it is a horror film and it has recieved worldwide recognition. it has been described as a 'superior episode of Urban Gothic.' this one is a must for all gore hounds. It is now available from my website link below. Included in the disc is loads of special features, check it out guys!!!!

http://www.spuk-films.com
ItsAlive75
08-02-2005, 02:55 PM
Seriously, stop.
smudge78
08-02-2005, 02:58 PM
i think you would do the same if you had made an award winning film.
ItsAlive75
08-02-2005, 02:59 PM
Not here.

By the way, doesn't it hurt kissing your own ass so much?
smudge78
08-02-2005, 03:03 PM
not really, its the only way to get anywhere in this industry, this is where it begins!!!
ChEEbA
08-02-2005, 03:22 PM
No, it's not...we WATCH horror. Nobody is going to endorse your work here, that's not who we are, or what we're here for.
In fact, you're just exploiting this place.
All you'll be getting is BANNED, you bleedin' clacker.
smudge78
08-02-2005, 03:25 PM
thats fine.
urgeok
08-02-2005, 03:25 PM
my wife and i made a film that should have won an award or two ...



sort of a "beyond the white suburban middle class door
smudge78
08-02-2005, 03:26 PM
well why dont you WATCH this place. thats the point.
smudge78
08-02-2005, 03:28 PM
yeah i know, i think i did your wifes prosthetic piece.
urgeok
08-02-2005, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by smudge78
yeah i know, i think i did your wifes prosthetic piece.



whatever floats your boat ...

you do the piece, i'll do the wife ..
smudge78
08-02-2005, 03:36 PM
well you had to look at her.
Marroe
08-02-2005, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by smudge78
well you had to look at her. hey now....don't be pussy envious
MisterSadistro
08-02-2005, 03:39 PM
Why don't we WATCH you stick your award up your arse ? How many posts are you going to start with the exact same text ? If your film is so damn brilliant, I'm sure any fan here would've brought it up in the first place. You're an opportunist and a poor one at that. All you've managed to do is alienate yourself even more with these efforts. If your film is as pathetic and commercial as you are ('Cabin Fever' ?), I'd seriously start looking into a career slinging fish and chips.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/darthvonpokemon/DVPscream.jpg
CK
smudge78
08-02-2005, 03:40 PM
i wud be pussy envious if his wife had a pussy.
smudge78
08-02-2005, 03:41 PM
excellent.
sandy_x
08-02-2005, 03:42 PM
sounds like somone aint getting any.
Marroe
08-02-2005, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by smudge78
i wud be pussy envious if his wife had a pussy. hmm...I'm pretty sure she does. She's a hot chicky.......but you're gay, huh?
smudge78
08-02-2005, 03:46 PM
arrr bless, and here is the females contribution.
Marroe
08-02-2005, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by smudge78
arrr bless, and here is the females contribution. who said I was a female?
urgeok
08-02-2005, 03:49 PM
yeah we dont need the gals, you're digging your own hole about as efficiently as anyone else could ..



now lets see you say how at least in the hole you dont have to look at my wife ...:rolleyes:
smudge78
08-02-2005, 03:50 PM
hee hee, this is great!!!
Marroe
08-02-2005, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by smudge78
hee hee, this is great!!! I know, eh?:)
smudge78
08-02-2005, 03:53 PM
healthy banter!!!
Marroe
08-02-2005, 04:01 PM
healthy penis boy ^^
smudge78
08-02-2005, 04:03 PM
ok???!!!!????
MoonLit Meadow
08-02-2005, 04:07 PM
If your film was so good, I'm sure one of us would have already heard about it by now.:rolleyes:
smudge78
08-02-2005, 04:10 PM
well not really, cos its just a short film its quite difficult to advertise, but at the moment its quite popular in Holland and Italy. i will start shooting my first feature film sometime at the end of the year.
we have managed to secure some serious funding for this one, thats the one you are likely to hear more about.
ChEEbA
08-02-2005, 04:11 PM
Good luck there, penis-boy.

You stink.



Fuck you.









Eat some ass.
smudge78
08-02-2005, 04:13 PM
ok, thanks
Marroe
08-02-2005, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by smudge78
well not really, cos its just a short film its quite difficult to advertise, but at the moment its quite popular in Holland and Italy. i will start shooting my first feature film sometime at the end of the year.
we have managed to secure some serious funding for this one, thats the one you are likely to hear more about. "ADVENTURES OF PENIS BOY IN HOLLAND"!!!
MoonLit Meadow
08-02-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by smudge78
well not really, cos its just a short film its quite difficult to advertise, but at the moment its quite popular in Holland and Italy. i will start shooting my first feature film sometime at the end of the year.

Honestly, if you want people around here to respect you...don't spam your stuff like that...especially only after having made a few posts....if you do, expect that people are gonna get angry.

Also...I'm not a film maker...but if I were, I wouldn't act rude toward my "potential" audience. Nobody is going to want to see a film when they know the film maker is an ass.
ChEEbA
08-02-2005, 04:14 PM
Yeah, he probably ate out some crazy dutchmans asshole for funding...
smudge78
08-02-2005, 04:15 PM
i doubt these guys will be my potential audience.
smudge78
08-02-2005, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
"ADVENTURES OF PENIS BOY IN HOLLAND"!!!

i think this would actually sell in holland
MoonLit Meadow
08-02-2005, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by smudge78
i doubt these guys will be my potential audience.

You doubt it? Then why did you promote it on a HORROR FORUM? HMMM? Right. You just came here by mistake.
And ANYONE can be your potential audience...so you should treat everyone with that in the back of your mind.
srnudge78
08-02-2005, 04:17 PM
... since I'm more into gay animal porn and buggering.
urgeok
08-02-2005, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Yeah, he probably ate out some crazy dutchmans asshole for funding...


there are only 2 things i hate - people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the dutch...
smudge78
08-02-2005, 04:18 PM
nice one
ChEEbA
08-02-2005, 04:19 PM
Fuck off, Frenchie.
srnudge78
08-02-2005, 04:20 PM
Anyone into hamsters ? I've got one in me now
MoonLit Meadow
08-02-2005, 04:21 PM
You're really just making yourself and your movie look stupid. You should just quit, really. Nobody's going to take you seriously...you're acting like an ass.
smudge78
08-02-2005, 04:22 PM
i think sRNudge 78 is a little fucked up
Marroe
08-02-2005, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by srnudge78
Anyone into hamsters ? I've got one in me now just don't light a match to get it out...
slasherman
08-02-2005, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
there are only 2 things i hate - people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the dutch...
i am half dutch.....so thats why you hate me :p
srnudge78
08-02-2005, 04:29 PM
anyone else enjoy the tangy flavour of a man's love butter ?
smudge78
08-02-2005, 04:57 PM
this is a horror forum, where you come to talk about horror films, i have a horror film that i am talking about, just happens to be mine and i want people to see it, through doing this i have just received six orders for the film, it worked. rock & roll.
DraculaInDallas
08-02-2005, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by smudge78
well not really, cos its just a short film its quite difficult to advertise, but at the moment its quite popular in Holland and Italy. i will start shooting my first feature film sometime at the end of the year.
we have managed to secure some serious funding for this one, thats the one you are likely to hear more about.

This spamming fuck is one shit talking wanna be mother fucker
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srnudge78
08-02-2005, 07:05 PM
Buy my film
http://www.spuk-films.com
MisterSadistro
08-02-2005, 07:46 PM
Your movie lacks any credibility if it's a reflection of you as a person. How many places are you going to spam your unwanted crap ? People like you make everyone in indie filmmaking look bad. You couldn't have one post where you said "I made a horror film. If anyone is interested in getting a free screener of it, PM me." , could you ? No. That would show some sort of class. Even if your movie doesn't suck horribly (and I never wished that onto anyone before now), I hope nobody here sees it. This isn't free commercial space for you and the rest of the "one hit wonder" spamming noobs. Try joining rather than exploiting.
CK
ShankS
08-02-2005, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by smudge78
through doing this i have just received six orders for the film, it worked. rock & roll.

yeah It was me who ordered them.... I like to blind buy all the spammers shit, just so I can burn the discs on my bbq.
Ritualistic
08-02-2005, 10:54 PM
Okay everybody settle down.... settle down...
Who invited this fuck here.. LOL hahahaha

Hello everyone my name is buttcrack and I won an award for having the largest buttcrack. :-D Please dont be envious.

Okay so back to horror everyone.

:D
meetthecreeper
08-03-2005, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by smudge78
this is a horror forum, where you come to talk about horror films, i have a horror film that i am talking about, just happens to be mine and i want people to see it, through doing this i have just received six orders for the film, it worked. rock & roll.

Your mom, dad, sister and brother dont count.

And I ordered one....to use a drink coaster.

I didnt see Douglas Buck spamming his shit here and I bought his films.

You suck and that claptrap piece of shit you call film will never sell.