Theater behavior

[meetthecreeper]

So last week the lady and I go to see the Devils Rejects. I have been anticipating this film for some time. I mean if TCM is the holy grail of horror this to me is going to be the ark of the mother fukin covenant.

Needless to say I loved it. It was everything I wanted in a horror film and more. I know some may disagree but that is for another thread.

Anyways, I like to go to the theater on a weeknite. Less sheeple there to deal with and all the kiddies that are in bed for the night.

We pick out a nice spot, I put my feet up open up my raisinnets and dump in the popcorn. Chocolate and salt go so well together.

This theater probably will seat about 150 so why the fuck when there are only 10 people in the theater do they have to sit so close to each other. One couple behind me and 2 in front of me. Just like sheep huddling in the pen. Safety in numbers I guess, or so they thought little did they know the wolf in sheeps clothing. Kind of like sleeping with the enemy so to speak.

Film starts, I enjoy, and then......cell phone behind me goes off. I ignore. and again. Again I ignore. and again.

My lady turns around and asks the young lady to shut her cell off. Her reply is something about text messaging and something about my lady should mind her own business.

Aggravation sets in and the sleeping dragon is waking. Again with the ringing.

Against what little judgement I have, the dragon is now fully awake and ready to breathe fire.

I stand up and turn around, and say "listen bitch if you dont turn that fukin phone off, whats happening on the screen is going to be happening right now in this theater."

Dragon is back in the lair, and all is quiet now. And as for the lasses knight in shining armor??

Hope it wasnt their first date, if it was there wont be a second unless she likes a guy that wets himself in the face of evil.

Just thought I would share.

[Kemal]

Right on, brother. I can't stand inconsiderate jerks like that. Some people are so damn rude, and they get away with being that way because nobody has the balls to stand up like you did and call them out.

[urgeok]

when i saw the 1st spiderman, some child abusing 'young parents' brought their 2 year old and 2 4 year olds to the theatre .. because they didnt want to do what i did - shell out
money for a babysitter.

so the 2 year old screamed through the 1st hour of the film - terrified.

with a few min to go the mother thoughtfully removed the child.

so i spend $80 to see this fucking movie to have it ruined by some fuck who didnt have the same consideration ..

[Candyman]

When i went to go see the new Amityville Horror with a good freind. As mentioned above I like to pick a date and time when the movies will be slow. So we missed the 5:00pm showing and went to see the 7:00pm showing and keep in mind the movie is rated "R" and and the rule in that theater(as in most) that children under 6 are not allowed in rated R movies after 6pm. So my friend and i find a good seat we look around not to amny people. So just before the move stats a family walks in with 2 kids one of the kids is like 2-3 and the other 6-7. And they decide to sit right behind us. Then a few minutes after the movie start comes the young teens/preteens. then during the first 15 min of the movie more of then come in and the first group is like yelling "were over here" and that kind of stuff. then the 2-3 year old kid with the family starts asking all these dumb questions to the parents and being so young he just talked loud and would not shut up. The theater needs to enforce it rules.

[LilMissScareAll]

People are always rude in the theater...huge, tall people sit in front of me, or people with wild crazy hair. Little kids sit behind me and kick my seat. And there's always a screaming baby somewhere.

[Babygurl20]

It just so happens that everytime I go to a movie, there will always be this group of kids that think they have to yell out stupid remarks as the movie goes along. This pisses me off so badly. Why pay all that money to just go and run your mouth to a fuckin movie screen and ruin everybody elses experience
Also, there's the jerks who feel like they have to get up and down every few seconds during the movie and walk right in front of the screen. Sit your ass down and watch the fuckin movie............PLEASE!!! :mad:

[RavageRitual]

I agree, im 16 yrs old but when i go to see a movie, i go to see it not cause a huge inconsiderate scene that everyone else does, it pisses me off, I wish I had the Balls you do though to tell people to shut the hell up.

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by RavageRitual
I agree, im 16 yrs old but when i go to see a movie, i go to see it not cause a huge inconsiderate scene that everyone else does, it pisses me off, I wish I had the Balls you do though to tell people to shut the hell up.

I feel ya!!!! :D

[Marroe]

Next person I see in a movie who doesn't have the courtesy to turn their phone off, and it rings, I will personally shove the fucker up their ass. It's ALWAYS some little 15 pound half dressed bitch that I could (and would) break in half...I'm never nice to people fucking up my movies.

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by Marroe
Next person I see in a movie who doesn't have the courtesy to turn their phone off, and it rings, I will personally shove the fucker up their ass. It's ALWAYS some little 15 pound half dressed bitch that I could (and would) break in half...I'm never nice to people fucking up my movies.

yeah, it is pretty sad when you have to take a xanax or valium before you go to a movie just so you won't blow the fuck up on somebody....*sighs* :(

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Marroe
Next person I see in a movie who doesn't have the courtesy to turn their phone off, and it rings, I will personally shove the fucker up their ass. It's ALWAYS some little 15 pound half dressed bitch that I could (and would) break in half...I'm never nice to people fucking up my movies. Hah u go marroe!!!!




Being as big as i am is a blessing 6'6,310 pounds nobody wants to talk during were im at because they probly would think id jump out my seat and rip there head off but not the fucking stupid people they yammer on through the fucking movie like its a family reunion so this one couple has there fucking cell phones on talking through id say 30 minutes of the movie and everybody is looking at me like tell them to "shut the fuck up dude" so i say please turn your cell phones off and he says "fuck u lurch dont ever talk to me like that i know people" the i say "hah" "if u say 1 more fucking word during this movie i will shove that fucking cell phone down your throat got me u fucking prick????"and all the rest of the people cheer.....i didnt here from him and he left as soon as the credits rolled....

[jenna26]

Actually this is one of the reasons why I don't bother to go to the theater to see movies anymore. I'd rather wait for DVD and relax at home; I can pause and I am not bugged by obnoxius people.

[slasherman]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
People are always rude in the theater...huge, tall people sit in front of me, or people with wild crazy hair. Little kids sit behind me and kick my seat. And there's always a screaming baby somewhere.
thats why I almost never go there..watch dvd at home

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Marroe
Next person I see in a movie who doesn't have the courtesy to turn their phone off, and it rings, I will personally shove the fucker up their ass. It's ALWAYS some little 15 pound half dressed bitch that I could (and would) break in half...I'm never nice to people fucking up my movies.

Yeah, Kick some ass Sugar Butt!!!!!!!!! :D

LLLLLEEEEEETTTTTTSSSSSSS Get Ready to RRRRUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLEEEE!
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[MoonLit Meadow]

MTC...sorry to hear it was such a bad experience...glad you stood up for yourself though. Some people never learn until somebody puts them in their place. Ignorant fools :p

As a side note...it always amazes me how parents are so willing to take their children to R-rated movies. When I went to see Land of the Dead, I couldn't believe the number of children there were in the theatre. Naturally they started crying, and ruining it for everyone...the parents had the nerve to tell them to "SHUT UP". It's like...how did you expect your children to react to a zombie movie? Did you think they would giggle with glee? ;) Of course they're going to scream/cry etc...so don't then sit there and tell them to shut up. BAH. People suck :D

[Ritualistic]

Yes indeed this is the reason I dislike to attend the theatre as well. Like a few people mentioned above I usually wait until a movie is released on DVD.
I also like to go on weeknights because I dont like the huge crowds during the weekends. I also attend the latest show possible. BUT recently when I went to see LAND OF THE DEAD I had the "people wanted to sit around me" experience. There was maybe 6 or 7 total in the theatre but 3 wanted to sit behind me. So I sit there looking back giving them a WTF look and I tell my friend outloud "Shit they must like us" Of course the retards just sat there LOL

[Elvis_Christ]

I haven't been to the theatre in ages. Its usually to packed and annoying for me..... and like you guys have said I hate annoying weird people sitting by me.

[MisterSadistro]

I cried at 'Land of The Dead' when I saw what George Romero had done to his franchise :D
CK

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
I cried at 'Land of The Dead' when I saw what George Romero had done to his franchise :D
CK I know how you feel. I didnt let it get me hyped up because I had a feeling it was dissapoint me. It has some great kill scenes and I love the fake out that Dennis Hooper`s character does. That was funny as hell

[MisterSadistro]

Even worse, I get 11:30 phone call to see it at 12:01 with my buddy who is a fanatic. I rush over there, get there before them, show's now sold out and he couldn't get in. Top it off with one of the worst films I''ve seen in ages. Looked like a 'Road Warrior' ripoff to me.
CK

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Even worse, I get 11:30 phone call to see it at 12:01 with my buddy who is a fanatic. I rush over there, get there before them, show's now sold out and he couldn't get in. Top it off with one of the worst films I''ve seen in ages. Looked like a 'Road Warrior' ripoff to me.
CK You went opening night to see it.? LOL I waited two weeks, I am fucking lazy.

[Elvis_Christ]

It finally opens over here on thursday. I've heard mixed reveiws so I'm not building it up to much for myself.

[MisterSadistro]

I wasn't going to go at all. I only went because of my buddies and they weren't even there.CK

[Elvis_Christ]

At least it got you out of the house I spose.

[MisterSadistro]

I would've gone out to sit with them at a pub before I went to see 'LOTD' (which of course they did while I suffered through film alone :rolleyes: )
CK

[Elvis_Christ]

Might have been a better movie after some beers.

[Elvis_Christ]

haha awesome! I might have to start throttling more people.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by hellboy
Well, I had already been pissed about the noise, so I got up grabbed the guy by his jacket, snatched him out of his seat and said,

thats an excellent way to get killed here in toronto.
I'd rather have a movie ruined and an unknown girl momentarily insulted than make my child fatherless.


you might want to pick your battles better.
i would wait to help someone being physically assaulted
before playing hero...

[Splotch]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
I stand up and turn around, and say "listen bitch if you dont turn that fukin phone off, whats happening on the screen is going to be happening right now in this theater."

"Fuck, you're my new personal savior!"

[ShankS]

I've not stuck up for people I don't know, as I care more about my own and the people I'm with, viewing pleasure when at the cinema.

Quite a few times I've told people to shut up, and I'll get a few mubbling insults then quietness unsues.

[Zero]

Originally posted by urgeok
thats an excellent way to get killed here in toronto.
I'd rather have a movie ruined and an unknown girl momentarily insulted than make my child fatherless.



Yeah - here in New York you might get your ass shot - even if its like some 12 year old punk - he and his buddies might pull out a 9 mm and kill everyone in the stinking theater. Ahhh, what happened to the days when you could intimidate some little bastard with size and aggression alone and not have to fear an armed response.

[EXTR3MIST]

Are you bigger than 9mm?

[EXTR3MIST]

Yes.

[ItsAlive75]

I went and saw 28 Days Later with a couple friends the night it came out. About ten minutes into the film this group of about 10 to 12 African American girls are screaming at shit that isn't scary. And I don't mean like, not scary to me. I mean nothing is happening. Someone is running, or a door gets opened. And they would scream really long and loud, for about 30 seconds... and its starting to annoy the shit outta me. So it gets to that part where it reads "28 Days Later" across the screen and they start saying... sorry, screaming it out loud. So I just shout, "Shut the fuck up", and in unison they go "YOU shut the fuck up". The entire theatre goes off on em', I think I heard one guy yell "Go back to your cave". But it made me feel good that theatre patrons would verbally rip some kids apart like that. Go America!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by hellboy
Guess I dont see it that way. Where is this going? The point I'm trying to make is that there isnt a single human being who has the right to intimidate anyone else based on size, race, or how big or small they're packing. If my destiny involves going down because of a 9mil, so be it. I'll take it like a man and go out fighting. I'm not afraid to die. And I damn sure wouldnt do it cowardly. I live my life so that there are no regrets. And if my last act on this planet involves saying "Fuck You" up a barrel, I can deal with it.


how would your kid deal with it ?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by hellboy
Urge, where is it written than all humanity is lost once you become a parent? It's not. It multiplies. In abundance for some people. She would take it hard. And she would blame me for it. And I would hate for something like that to happen. But I refuse to put away compassion and humanity. It may be stupid. But that's how I am. I cant, or wont change that.


i think you missed the part where i said 'pick your battles' (wisely)
i wont die for a dog or an insult ... i think my humanity is intact.

humanity isnt lost when you become a parent - obviously.
but you are expected to become a better thinker...

your compassion should start with your children.
If someones life was at risk ..i'd try to do something if there was a chance that i could make a difference ...

but other than that - i have other people who need me to be around..

[friday13thfan]

when i went to see Darkness (sucked) i was the only one in there besides one or two adults, I was enjoying the movie then all of a sudden this family with 3 kids around the ages of 2,5 and 4 come in. at first they were ok sittinbg behind me and did not make a sound then the one wanted candy, the other was crying and the final one was screaming its fucking brains out...I kindly asked them to try to quiet down their kids cause it is ruining the moive for everyone else. The mother just curled her lib at me.. I stayed there for another 5 mins before i walked of their. That was the only time i ever walked out of the movies cause of assholes like that

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by hellboy
You dont think those firefighters on 9/11 had family. They put their lives at risk for complete strangers, and I dont believe they did it just because it's their job.

That's kind of different than what you're talking about though. There's a difference between people who risk their lives to save others and people who "bravely" go down fighting after someone pulls a gun on them.

What you're talking about just seems to be blind fearlessness.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by hellboy
Yeah, you're right. Its mostly by instinct. I swear. And its unsettling with the family. But what can I do. I'm just fed up with hatred, volunary stupidity, wars, all the bullshit. Its rediculous. With all that's going on around the world, I cant sit back and watch my neighbors destroy each other. It's enough to drive a guy insane. LOL.


so you become what you hate ?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by hellboy
Not at all, I just recognize it more when I'm in its presence and my patience run thin.


specific to what started the discussion : you physically grabbed someone who was being verbally offensive ...

[Zero]

Well. . . I'm not sure whether I admire HB or not. I used to have a fairly short temper but about 10 or so years ago I got into it with a guy who'd bumped into me on the sidewalk and he pulled a gun (.380). I didn't get shot or anything - he just stuck it in my face and told me to "F--- Off" but it made me much less confronational.

I tend to agree with Urg on this one - I don't want to be the beligerent asshole so I choose the path of avoidance and peace. (and maybe some fear)

[Zero]

Originally posted by hellboy
Dont get me wrong. I am not a violent confronting person. I had sat there for a good 45 minutes before I pulled the guy out of his seat. I usually try and talk down a physical confrontation. Still do, but if it doesnt work, I'll be damned if I walk away from a fight. I dont do these things for admiration or honor, I do it because the lack of respect some people have for others is staggering and as long as I'm in the presence of it I will have something to say about it. I come on here and I joke around, and even get into arguments, but have no doubts if I were to meet any of the members of the board, I would have nothing but total respect for all of you until one of you or I were treated disrespectfully. And I treat strangers no differently.

You've got my total respect [he squeeks meekly as he slowly steps away. . . .:eek: ]

[ItsAlive75]

I still think its unnecessary...

And I don't believe that a theatre would back you once the cops came. I don't think that would matter to the cops, you'd still be arrested.

[ItsAlive75]

Assault is assault, it doesn't matter how you slice it.

And if you said she was your sister, they would have ID'ed her regardless.

[ItsAlive75]

My point is, how did you not get arrested for assault if you physically attacked a kid? I don't get it...

[urgeok]

i'd have slipped out and got a theatre employee.
Does that make me a coward ?

nope ... i just protected my wife (and kid - because we mostly see kids movies as a family these days.)


i'm 6' 2" ... i can take care of myself .... but the other part of the equation is - i dont want to go to jail for assault either.

bottom line ... i try to be a responsible adult.
my only real fear is being apart from my family.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok

bottom line ... i try to be a responsible adult.
my only real fear is being apart from my family.

Another would be what your children think of you. If I had a kid I wouldn't want him to remember the time his daddy attacked some dude at a theatre.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Another would be what your children think of you. If I had a kid I wouldn't want him to remember the time his daddy attacked some dude at a theatre.


hey look, Daddy made the paper again !

i hope the birthday present i made him doesnt
get stolen by the guards again :(

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
hey look, Daddy made the paper again !

i hope the birthday present i made him doesnt
get stolen by the guards again :(

Mother: Sweetheart, that's why we hide daddy's gift up our pooper! Now go get your coat...

[MoonLit Meadow]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP.

Burping is pretty disgusting theatre behavior.... ;)

*Tries to change the subject fairly obviously* :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by hellboy
Whatever guys. Didnt mean to get a debate going on the rights and wrongs of looking out for your fellow neighbor. I never condoned my actions, though not regreted, I only added to the thread, my experience one time.

nothing wrong with a discussion ...

[Marroe]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP.

Burping is pretty disgusting theatre behavior.... ;)

*Tries to change the subject fairly obviously* :D yeah, but that theater soda is something else...you gotta.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by urgeok
nothing wrong with a discussion ...

as long as it remains respectful, no

in fact, it makes a nice change

[urgeok]

Originally posted by zwoti
as long as it remains respectful, no

in fact, it makes a nice change


yep .. no one has called anyone a cocksucker yet and
there hasnt been any of this Barney 'I love you - you love me' bullshit yet either, making it one of the most unique threads in the past month or so.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by urgeok
yep .. no one has called anyone a cocksucker yet and
there hasnt been any of this Barney 'I love you - you love me' bullshit yet either, making it one of the most unique threads in the past month or so.

but barney, i love you :p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Thankyou. Very nicely done. It worked for me. Go on sweetie, give us one of your stories. Be warned, make sure its one where you havent assualted anyone.;)

Well you know, being the big bully that I am....I actually do have a story, though it doesn't involve the theatre...it involves being at an IHOP one night...when I was living in Orlando in fact ;)

But ANYWAY...to make a long story short...my friend and I were eating, when the guys at the table next to us just started calling the waitress "slow" and "stupid"...even after that, she still tried to be polite to them...but a couple of minutes later, I noticed that she was behind the counter near a corner wiping tears from her eyes. So while it was probably stupid...I just told the two guys that it must make them feel really good to put down women for no reason..must make them feel like real "men". YEAH...VERY STUPID. They didn't say anything back to me, although I realize I could've been in serious trouble if they had been the "wrong type" of people to say that to.

But anyway, I got up and went over and gave the waitress a hug. She said something to the effect of "Thank you so much for doing that for me...I've put up with alot of things, but that just hit me real hard b/c recently I've been going thru alot". We ended up talking for a while, and everytime I went in after that we would talk. She really had nobody else in her life, and was all on her own...sometimes people just need somebody to talk to.

So anyway....I'd like to think that maybe I was there for a reason that night...however sappy that may sound. I think it also helped decide my career path for me. I can't stand seeing people mistreated for no reason.

OVER AND OUT ;)

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by hellboy
Whatever guys. Didnt mean to get a debate going on the rights and wrongs of looking out for your fellow neighbor. I never condoned my actions, though not regreted, I only added to the thread, my experience one time.

I agree with Hellboy. I once wolloped some teenagers for terrorizing some kids no older than 10. These guys were close to 20 and all they were doing was showing off for their girlfriends.

I am not saying I want to be Batman or anything but thats the problem with society today, no one wants to get involved. I couldnt stand there and watch these 2 boys cry and be terrified by a group of bullies. It aint right.

ANd I grew up without a father, my kids are 4 and 6. I dont want them gong through the shit that I did. But if its my time to go, I will be back in the next life and there will be hell to pay.'

Urgeok, What if Hellboy hadnt done what he did and the girl got raped in the parking lot? Lot of what ifs??

I kind of like to think that the righteous man always comes out on top but its not always the case.

Hellboy and I are probably few folks that grew up with street smarts and know how to handle a situation. I guess its are age and generation that makes a difference.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
I agree with Hellboy. I once wolloped some teenagers for terrorizing some kids no older than 10. These guys were close to 20 and all they were doing was showing off for their girlfriends.

I am not saying I want to be Batman or anything but thats the problem with society today, no one wants to get involved. I couldnt stand there and watch these 2 boys cry and be terrified by a group of bullies. It aint right.

ANd I grew up without a father, my kids are 4 and 6. I dont want them gong through the shit that I did. But if its my time to go, I will be back in the next life and there will be hell to pay.'

Urgeok, What if Hellboy hadnt done what he did and the girl got raped in the parking lot? Lot of what ifs??

I kind of like to think that the righteous man always comes out on top but its not always the case.

Hellboy and I are probably few folks that grew up with street smarts and know how to handle a situation. I guess its are age and generation that makes a difference.

i stand by weighing the situation and how you handle it ..
the jails are full of guys who feel justified but in the eyes of the law (and the jury - our peers) they were in the wrong.

lots of what ifs indeed .. but given the situation (and we werent there to judge the seriousness (it sounded like more of an annoyance the way it was presented) i would have walked the girls to their car .. (something i've done many times)

Same goes for the 10 year olds ...i'd help them get to where they were going peacefully until there was no alternative.

i never said not to get involved - with something serious ..



what HB did could have made the situation far worse if you want to look at 'what ifs'

he took what could have become a nothing situation and took it to the next level .. with kids who now had something to prove...

did they deserve to get their asses kicked - no doubt ... but i wouldnt do it unless i had no other choice at all...

[Zero]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow


But anyway, I got up and went over and gave the waitress a hug. She said something to the effect of "Thank you so much for doing that for me...I've put up with alot of things, but that just hit me real hard b/c recently I've been going thru alot". We ended up talking for a while. . .
OVER AND OUT ;)

[I would prefer the rest of this story if it involved "drinking a bit too much" "a hot tub" and "what started out as a friendly game of 'truth or dare'" . . . ]

I can at least dream. . .

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow


But anyway, I got up and went over and gave the waitress a hug. She said something to the effect of "Thank you so much for doing that for me...I've put up with alot of things, but that just hit me real hard b/c recently I've been going thru alot". We ended up talking for a while, and everytime I went in after that we would talk. She really had nobody else in her life, and was all on her own...sometimes people just need somebody to talk to.



thats a better way to handle something like that ..

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by urgeok
i stand by weighing the situation and how you handle it ..
the jails are full of guys who feel justified but in the eyes of the law (and the jury - our peers) they were in the wrong.

lots of what ifs indeed .. but given the situation (and we werent there to judge the seriousness (it sounded like more of an annoyance the way it was presented) i would have walked the girls to their car .. (something i've done many times)

Same goes for the 10 year olds ...i'd help them get to where they were going peacefully until there was no alternative.

i never said not to get involved - with something serious ..



what HB did could have made the situation far worse if you want to look at 'what ifs'

he took what could have become a nothing situation and took it to the next level .. with kids who now had something to prove...

did they deserve to get their asses kicked - no doubt ... but i wouldnt do it unless i had no other choice at all...

point taken. I am not saying it was the right thing to do or the wrong thing to do, its kind of a gray area.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Zero
[I would prefer the rest of this story if it involved "drinking a bit too much" "a hot tub" and "what started out as a friendly game of 'truth or dare'" . . . ]

I can at least dream. . .

LMAO! Guys and their lesbian fantasies... ;):p

[Zero]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMAO! Guys and their lesbian fantasies... ;):p

hmm - that suggestive smiley tongue . . . *drools*:D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Zero
hmm - that suggestive smiley tongue . . . *drools*:D

LOL! I've created a monster ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LOL! I've created a monster ;)


a little cold water and it'll go away

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LOL! I've created a monster ;)

Looks like ya got yerself another stalker, Miss Meadow.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
point taken. I am not saying it was the right thing to do or the wrong thing to do, its kind of a gray area.



and dont get me wrong either ... there's nothing I'd like better than to rip the heads off of these deserving little fuckers ..

i'm more bitter than i'm making myself sound - but i put my kid ahead of everything else - i cant see him growing up without his dad - and i couldnt survive without seeing him every day ...

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Looks like ya got yerself another stalker, Miss Meadow.

What a hassle! More restraining orders to file.... ;)

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by urgeok
and dont get me wrong either ... there's nothing I'd like better than to rip the heads off of these deserving little fuckers ..

i'm more bitter than i'm making myself sound - but i put my kid ahead of everything else - i cant see him growing up without his dad - and i couldnt survive without seeing him every day ...

I wouldnt think of you otherwise.

Besides myself, you, Hellboy and Bloodrayne are probably the only folks I know that would put thier children ahead of everything else.

Speaking from exp. not having a father in your life is devastating. I would not wish that on my worst enemy.

Having little ones made me, sell my motorcycle, give up sky diving and alligator wrestling, rock climbing, and alcohol except for ritual purposes, and got myself in shape.

OK I made one of those up :p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
I wouldnt think of you otherwise.

Besides myself, you, Hellboy and Bloodrayne are probably the only folks I know that would put thier children ahead of everything else.

Speaking from exp. not having a father in your life is devastating. I would not wish that on my worst enemy.

Having little ones made me, sell my motorcycle, give up sky diving and alligator wrestling, rock climbing, and alcohol except for ritual purposes, and got myself in shape.

OK I made one of those up :p


so ... you still drink heavily ? :cool:

[Elvis_Christ]

Ritual purposes?

[Zero]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
What a hassle! More restraining orders to file.... ;)

No -wait - just give me 2 minutes and a box of tissue and I'll, uh, restrain myself. . . :D :D

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by urgeok
so ... you still drink heavily ? :cool:


You have kids, you should know.:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
You have kids, you should know.:D


no, that would be pain killer abuse :)


i was never that much of a drinker ... just a bit socially.

if i buy a case or 2 for company .. the remains could sit in the fridge for 6 - 8 months ...



hold on a sec - i think Newb is at the door ...

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Zero
No -wait - just give me 2 minutes and a box of tissue and I'll, uh, restrain myself. . . :D :D

I'm going to pretend that you're using those tissues to wipe the tears from your eyes...b/c you laugh so hard at my posts, you cry ;).....even though the not-so-naive part of me knows much better:p
But at least by lying to myself, I can sleep better at night:D

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I'm going to pretend that you're using those tissues to wipe the tears from your eyes...b/c you laugh so hard at my posts, you cry ;).....even though the not-so-naive part of me knows much better:p
But at least by lying to myself, I can sleep better at night:D

Meadow stop hijacking all the threads and turning them into sicko porno.:p :p :p

Wait a minute what am I saying????

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Meadow stop hijacking all the threads and turning them into sicko porno.:p :p :p

Wait a minute what am I saying????

LMFAO!!! I didn't start it! ;):p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Meadow stop hijacking all the threads and turning them into sicko porno.:p :p :p




sick porno would be something to look forward too.

unfortunatley thats not even close to what we're getting ...

ahh well...

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok


if i buy a case or 2 for company .. the remains could sit in the fridge for 6 - 8 months ...



hold on a sec - i think Newb is at the door ...

LOAD IT UP.
http://www.aristocraft.com/catalog/figures/images/60070-Stanley,%20wheelbarrow.jpg

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
GOD!!! What are you doing NOW?? And you ALWAYS start something.:p

LMAO! HUSH! I know nothing about what you speak of;):p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Sure, you can fool some of the people.........:p

SILENCE!!!! I'm sure you have me confused with somebody else! :D

Anyway....quiet before MTC realizes we're thread pirating!:p

[AUSTIN316426808]

6 out of every 10 times I go to the theatre there's an asshole with their phone ringing,kid yelling,people talking ect., for the most part I just ignore it but every now and then I lose it and tell 'em to shut up.

When I went to see Mystic River some guy who's phone rang constantly while his wife,girlfriend or whatever she was kept talking and my gf got ticked off and told them politely if they could keep it down and the guy told her to shut the fuck up and I told him to watch his fucking mouth, then the girl he was with got the bright idea of telling him to kick my ass. He took a swing at me and missed my gf got out of her seat and told me to chill then we left....


There are assholes everywhere and sometimes they find their way into a theatre and fuck everything up for the decent people who are trying to getaway for a couple hours and enjoy themselves.

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
SILENCE!!!! I'm sure you have me confused with somebody else! :D

Anyway....quiet before MTC realizes we're thread pirating!:p


PIRATES! PIRATES! PIRATES! OFF THE STARBOARD BOW.:p :p :p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
PIRATES! PIRATES! PIRATES! OFF THE STARBOARD BOW.:p :p :p


LMAO!!! ARRRRR MATEY. Swab the deck or I'll make ye walk the plank! :p :p

[meetthecreeper]

MUTINY MUTINY MUTINY!


AAARRRRGGHHHH Looks like you will be having dinner with the crew....naked!!!!

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
MUTINY MUTINY MUTINY!


AAARRRRGGHHHH Looks like you will be having dinner with the crew....naked!!!!


OMG!!!!! I'm not your bloody wench!!!! I'm the captain of this damn ship! ;)

So umm......STRIP!!!! yeah.... ;):p

[ItsAlive75]

As ex-captain of Moonlit Meadow's thread pirate ship, I declare war upon all creators of threads, starting tonight...

MM, I expect backup from you.

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
OMG!!!!! I'm not your bloody wench!!!! I'm the captain of this damn ship! ;)

So umm......STRIP!!!! yeah.... ;):p



AAAARRRGGGHH and dont be asking for parley neither.

and watch my bloody hook.
:eek:

[ItsAlive75]

The greatest thing about driving in Iowa is the traffic. There's no one on the road, I can go aas fast as I want and drive all swervy and such.

http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_img/mis417.jpg

[jenna26]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
OMG!!!!! I'm not your bloody wench!!!! I'm the captain of this damn ship! ;)

So umm......STRIP!!!! yeah.... ;):p

LMFAO!!!:p I like this one....:p Need any help getting these guys in line, Captain?;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by jenna26
LMFAO!!!:p I like this one....:p Need any help getting these guys in line, Captain?;)


ARRRR MATEY! Welcome aboard ye ship! ;)

And It'sAlive...you're not my ex-captain...I've re-instated you! WELCOME ABOARD! ARRRRR! ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
ARRRR MATEY! Welcome aboard ye ship! ;)

And It'sAlive...you're not my ex-captain...I've re-instated you! WELCOME ABOARD! ARRRRR! ;)

Well thank you! As my first order of business, I would like to change topic to kittens. They are adorable..

http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_img/mis417.jpg

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well thank you! As my first order of business, I would like to change topic to kittens. They are adorable..

http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_img/mis417.jpg


KITTENS! Second order of business is to throw all the kittens overboard ;)

[ItsAlive75]

hahahaha

So many pirate flags

http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_img/mis417.jpg

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
hahahaha

So many pirate flags

http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_img/mis417.jpg


I think we've made our point. Anyone who sails these waters will know whose in charge now! ;):p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Oh gee thanks!!!!!! There go the waterways!!!!!


LMAO!!!! SUCKER ;) NEVER trust a pirate :p

[ItsAlive75]

Honestly, if I was to be called anything, I'd accept "pirate" as a compliment

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
Oh gee thanks!!!!!! There go the waterways!!!!!

Pssst.....be very quiet and don't make any sudden moves.....these two are mad with power....MAD I say!:p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by jenna26
Pssst.....be very quiet and don't make any sudden moves.....these two are mad with power....MAD I say!:p


LOL! Not so much anymore...my partner in crime is off pillaging and plundering (whatever the hell plundering is) right now...so ummm....I'm pretty powerless....ANCHORS AWAY ;)

[barbra]

for a second I thought about posting ya know, about how I never really have any problems at the theater but it seems pointless now

http://www.kqlz.org/albums/Listeners/kitten2.jpg

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by barbra
for a second I thought about posting ya know, about how I never really have any problems at the theater but it seems pointless now

http://www.kqlz.org/albums/Listeners/kitten2.jpg

LMAO! yay, barbra's back :)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Oh it wont affect me, I assure you of that. I never did handle authority well, and I never will.:p

So, below wench!!!!!!! To fix us up some grub!!!!:D

Listen up you SEA URCHIN! I said I was the CAPTAIN! You're just mad because your POSITION has been filled by It'sAlive. Don't hate;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
No hatin' here. That position sucked anyway, he can have it. I'll get my own damn ship and do my own pirateering. So nah!!!!:p :D


Damn, dude looks constipated ;)

Psssh...your own pirateering....Jenna's on our side...3 against one fool! :p And I'm sure I can convince MTC to join us as well!

[jenna26]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Listen up you SEA URCHIN! I said I was the CAPTAIN! You're just mad because your POSITION has been filled by It'sAlive. Don't hate;)

Don't put up with that kind of disrespect! Just throw him overboard already with the kittens....:D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by jenna26
Don't put up with that kind of disrespect! Just throw him overboard already with the kittens....:D

Yeah, he acts all high and mighty, but he forgets he has no ship! He's but a lowly wench ;)

[ChEEbA]

Rules:

*Don't bring kids under 4 into anything other than a kids movie or cartoon, they simply don't have the attention span to handle it, and do the one thing they would do when they want OUT of any given situation, they cry.
I sympathise with those that have kids, hell, even those that aren't financially capable of getting a babysitter...however, as a parent to a young child, the abovementioned should seem abundantly clear, especially if they're crying for 10+ minutes.
Of course there are a few exceptions, I've seen children be quite well behaved in theatres...however, the parent should be able to easily differentiate.

*PLEASE, smokers...don't desperately suck one down right before you enter the theatre, and if you do, please bring gum. There's nothing worse than having someone sitting next to you that smells like a snubbed out cigarette, it's an enclosed area.

*If you happen to be seated behind anyone, do NOT put your feet up on top of the chair in front, or in between them. This is a severely disrespectful act.

*Speaking of feet, don't take your shoes off. Feet seldom smell good, especially not when you've been walking around all day.
You're not at home. One major thing that puts me off movie marathons (aside from the crowds) is the fact that numerous assholes do this...and it stinks.

*The laser pointer thing is DEAD AND BURIED. Nowadays, it just makes people want to kill you. It's not funny, and, it's been done to death...leave your laser pointers for your cat to chase.

*If you're gonna talk, whisper, it's easy....although, I myself prefer to actually pay attention to a movie and talk after...but hey.

*If you've got some kinda food in plastic bags, take it out ASAP...there's nothing worse than hearing something rustle every time you wanna take a peice of whatever you got with you.
I'm not referring to candy packages n stuff, I'm talking about y'know plastic carry bags. SO damn annoying.

*This one's a given, the mobile phone thing.
Have it either turned off, or on silent. If it IS on silent mode, and you get a message, read it. If it's important, leave the theatre and deal with it.
On numerous occasions, I have told people to switch their phones off, and I've had staff enforce this if my request isn't met.
While on topic, Never, I repeat NEVER engage someone in a text conversation during a movie...light goes on, light goes off, light goes on, light goes off...this makes you the most irritating fucker in the world, and my malteser WILL be aimed at your head.

*If you don't HAVE TO, don't sit near me. If the theatre is empty, go the fuck someplace else. My girl and I were sitting in an almost empty theatre one time, when we came in, there was another couple, so we move down to be a few rows in front of them. Next people to come in were two 15-16 year old girls. Where do they sit? Literally right next to us, not even one seat gap. Not to mention, as if that wasn't innapropriote enough, it's ME they sit right next to. Immediately, I said "fuck this", and we moved, but in hindsight, I should've stomped on the problem and told 'em to
back the fuck away...but I didnt.
Pay attention - I don't know you, and I don't want to sit with, or near you, sit someplace else, or fuck off.

*No throwing candy at anyone that doesn't have it coming to them, choose offensive targets only.

*PASS on these rules to you children!!!

That's all I can think of right now. Happy cinema-going to you.

- B

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
You can have her!!!! Wench's only get in the way. I've no time for that! Scrub off ya harlett!!!!

Hey!!!!:( I was only kidding before.....but now definitely throw him overboard.:mad:

:p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by jenna26
Hey!!!!:( I was only kidding before.....but now definitely throw him overboard.:mad:

:p

DONE! Have fun hangin' with the seaweed hellboy ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Think hard fair Las, Come with me, or I'll put ya to my rutter and ne'r return!:p

PSSSH! Us girls are sticking together! You'll never get her HB! Jenna's not one to abandon ship! ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Already "Comandered" a rig, hogsweat, there'll be no seaweed in me guts tonight. So shove off!!!:p

BAH!!!! I'm not sweaty....I'm a clean pirate....arrrrrr ;) And I'll shove off...SHOVE YOU OFF MY SHIP!:p

[barbra]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMAO! yay, barbra's back :) was I gone so long? Did I miss something fantastic?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by barbra
was I gone so long? Did I miss something fantastic?

You were gone for a while it seemed....and no, you missed nothing fantastic...unless pirates and/or spammers are your thing;)

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
Think hard fair Las, Come with me, or I'll put ya to my rutter and ne'r return!:p

What are you offerin'?:p

Wait, what I meant to say is....NO! Never....;)

[barbra]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
You were gone for a while it seemed....and no, you missed nothing fantastic...unless pirates and/or spammers are your thing;) ACTUALLY... I get dressed up to play pirate put put golf. I have a hat, eye patch, hook and coco nut bra but you know, people don't just carry that kind of shit around in there car so I have to share the wares ya know...

anyways Im stoned and wondering if boston is the best place to move (since we are pirating threads) and I was thinking that I should sell my practically brand new car and fo to europe or something. what do you think?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Definately somethin' ya cant get from Capt. Meadow, unless she is actually a he. Which is probably the case. Arrrrrrhahahahaha!!!

LMFAO!!!! Ya bloody scallywag! You're only questionin' me gender in hopes I'll prove to ya I'm a girl!!!! I'm on to your shady ways!

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by barbra
ACTUALLY... I get dressed up to play pirate put put golf. I have a hat, eye patch, hook and coco nut bra but you know, people don't just carry that kind of shit around in there car so I have to share the wares ya know...

anyways Im stoned and wondering if boston is the best place to move (since we are pirating threads) and I was thinking that I should sell my practically brand new car and fo to europe or something. what do you think?

Boston's a great place to move to. I quite like it myself....I was the one who captained the Boston Tea Party ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
See, I knew you were older than you said. They do sag, dont they? LMFAO!!!!!!:D

Oh heeeeeeell no ;) I had some work done....after a couple of hundred years...I thought I'd treat myself to a boob lift ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Well ya should've resisized your aft after ya lifted your sails, you ship cant sail that fast with a load like that.:p OMG!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!:p

LMFAO!!!! The only load aboard this ship is the one in your DIAPER;)

[barbra]

Ive gotten mixed reveiws on boston and Im not a fan of cold weather BUT Id like to try it out. I dunno, different menu's I want to go cook lobster instead of fried shrimp or maybe I could take the money Ive saved and the money I would get from selling my car and live a life of retirement in a third world country....:D

I like your signature MM

Im off to smoke more pot and figure out all of life's deep questions, or play banjo and kazooie

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by barbra
Ive gotten mixed reveiws on boston and Im not a fan of cold weather BUT Id like to try it out. I dunno, different menu's I want to go cook lobster instead of fried shrimp or maybe I could take the money Ive saved and the money I would get from selling my car and live a life of retirement in a third world country....:D

I like your signature MM

Im off to smoke more pot and figure out all of life's deep questions, or play banjo and kazooie

Boston's better than any third world country...I can 99.9% guarentee that ;) Besides, if you move up here you'll already know one person!!! :)

And I like my signature too! ;) I wish they were my words, but alas...I can't take credit.

Have fun playing the banjo....write me a good sea shanty ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
You're just jealous that my mast is bigger than yours.:p :p Oh by the way the treasure is in my diaper, so come get, ya bottom feeder, ARRRRRRR!!!!

LOL! Well considering I don't *HAVE* a mast, I can't be jealous of that. And you can have the treasure....there's always MORE treasure...ain't no way in HEEEEELL i'm raiding THAT diaper;)

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
You're just jealous that my mast is bigger than yours.:p :p Oh by the way the treasure is in my diaper, so come get, ya bottom feeder, ARRRRRRR!!!!

LMFAO!!! Treasure? Don't you think you're overstating it a bit....:rolleyes: :p

[MoonLit Meadow]

So umm....any thoughts on theatre behavior? ;) ahahhaahah.

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
You can play double agent if you want. I know where your true loyalties lay, Las. And I think the treasure I was talking about and what you are refering to, are not the same.;)

Double agent? I don't have a clue what you are talking about....as usual.....:rolleyes: ;)

And uh-huh, sure....:p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by jenna26
Double agent? I don't have a clue what you are talking about....as usual.....:rolleyes: ;)

And uh-huh, sure....:p

You know...double agent...he swings both ways!!!!!! LMFAO! ;)

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
The HMS Multiple Orgasm is sailing away........Think!!!:D

Ha! You must have a very rich and fulfilling fantasy life....:p

and LMFAO@MM....:D

[ChEEbA]

So umm....any thoughts on theatre behavior? ahahhaahah.

Yeah, I had some, but I think they got buried in the spamalanche.
Here ya go:

Rules:

*Don't bring kids under 4 into anything other than a kids movie or cartoon, they simply don't have the attention span to handle it, and do the one thing they would do when they want OUT of any given situation, they cry.
I sympathise with those that have kids, hell, even those that aren't financially capable of getting a babysitter...however, as a parent to a young child, the abovementioned should seem abundantly clear, especially if they're crying for 10+ minutes.
Of course there are a few exceptions, I've seen children be quite well behaved in theatres...however, the parent should be able to easily differentiate.

*PLEASE, smokers...don't desperately suck one down right before you enter the theatre, and if you do, please bring gum. There's nothing worse than having someone sitting next to you that smells like a snubbed out cigarette, it's an enclosed area.

*If you happen to be seated behind anyone, do NOT put your feet up on top of the chair in front, or in between them. This is a severely disrespectful act.

*Speaking of feet, don't take your shoes off. Feet seldom smell good, especially not when you've been walking around all day.
You're not at home. One major thing that puts me off movie marathons (aside from the crowds) is the fact that numerous assholes do this...and it stinks.

*The laser pointer thing is DEAD AND BURIED. Nowadays, it just makes people want to kill you. It's not funny, and, it's been done to death...leave your laser pointers for your cat to chase.

*If you're gonna talk, whisper, it's easy....although, I myself prefer to actually pay attention to a movie and talk after...but hey.

*If you've got some kinda food in plastic bags, take it out ASAP...there's nothing worse than hearing something rustle every time you wanna take a peice of whatever you got with you.
I'm not referring to candy packages n stuff, I'm talking about y'know plastic carry bags. SO damn annoying.

*This one's a given, the mobile phone thing.
Have it either turned off, or on silent. If it IS on silent mode, and you get a message, read it. If it's important, leave the theatre and deal with it.
On numerous occasions, I have told people to switch their phones off, and I've had staff enforce this if my request isn't met.
While on topic, Never, I repeat NEVER engage someone in a text conversation during a movie...light goes on, light goes off, light goes on, light goes off...this makes you the most irritating fucker in the world, and my malteser WILL be aimed at your head.

*If you don't HAVE TO, don't sit near me. If the theatre is empty, go the fuck someplace else. My girl and I were sitting in an almost empty theatre one time, when we came in, there was another couple, so we move down to be a few rows in front of them. Next people to come in were two 15-16 year old girls. Where do they sit? Literally right next to us, not even one seat gap. Not to mention, as if that wasn't innapropriote enough, it's ME they sit right next to. Immediately, I said "fuck this", and we moved, but in hindsight, I should've stomped on the problem and told 'em to
back the fuck away...but I didnt.
Pay attention - I don't know you, and I don't want to sit with, or near you, sit someplace else, or fuck off.

*No throwing candy at anyone that doesn't have it coming to them, choose offensive targets only.

*PASS on these rules to you children!!!

That's all I can think of right now. Happy cinema-going to you.

- B

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Yeah, I had some, but I think they got buried in the spamalanche.


- B

LMAO...no we saw them.... ;)

[bloodrayne]

Whenever we go to the theater (we usually go to the drive-in instead, we like it much better) we sit all the way in the front, first row, in the middle...We always have...For several reasons:

1) We have NO ONE in front of us
2) Lots of leg room
3) My kids can't bother anyone (talking, kicking the backs of seats, etc.)
4) We're right up on top of the screen
5) Because my regular crew takes up the entire front row we have no one else beside us either
6) People don't sit behind us because it's so close to the screen and most people seem to prefer to be in the back...

However...We always go to the midnight showing, and are ALMOST always the only people in the theater at the time (small town, remember?)...If there ever are any other people there, it's usually not more than 10-15 people and they sit so far back we can't really even see them, much less hear them, or be bothered by them...

So...We never have to deal with the usual bullshit...

OH...But...When Sergio went with us to see Resident Evil Apocalypse, he wanted to sit in the back...There were no other people in the theater at the time (except for the rest of my bunch who were all in the front row, and couldn't even see us back there) so I don't know why he had a fit when I put my boots up on the back of the seat in front of me (Because I'm used to stretching out and being comfortable at the theater, and if there had been people in front of us, I wouldn't have done it, of course)...I wasn't obstructing his view or anything...He just said it wasn't "the thing to do"...Whatever:rolleyes:





AND....I be sailin' these here waters, too....So...Ye best be keepin' yer eyes open fer MY Jolly Roger ;)

AAAARRRR

[Haunted]

There ya be! Sail on, and dock at the Sea Witch for some o' the finest grog on the gruesome seas! The Incredible Circe be a' singin' tonight. Argh!

Oh yeah, people in theatres suck. You should have to take a test and acquire a liscense before being allowd in a theatre.

[MoonLit Meadow]

LMAO....BR and Haunted....ARRRRRRRR ye wenches! You can sail in these here waters but if you cross me and my crew...you'll fall victim to the hook!!!! ;)

BTW....stay away from me buried treasure..:p

Oh, and Haunted....love that song that you're using for your sig:) I MEAN...AVAST!!!!!:p

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMAO....BR and Haunted....ARRRRRRRR ye wenches! You can sail in these here waters but if you cross me and my crew...you'll fall victim to the hook!!!! ;)

BTW....stay away from me buried treasure..:p

HAHAHA!!!...

Take heed, Missy!...Yer Ship will be pillaged and burned...Yer Crew will be raped, ruined and broken...You'll be a swabbin' OUR deck before sunrise...We attack in the dead of night...That's yer only warnin'...

We play rough...And I gots tha boots ta do it, too...


That treasure be OURS


AAARRRR!!!




:p :D :D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HAHAHA!!!...

Take heed, Missy!...Yer Ship will be pillaged and burned...Yer Crew will be raped, ruined and broken...You'll be a swabbin' OUR deck before sunrise...We attack in the dead of night...That's yer only warnin'...

We play rough...And I gots tha boots ta do it, too...


That treasure be OURS


AAARRRR!!!




:p :D :D


You and your crew are nuthin' but a bunch of sea scabs who'll be sleepin' with the seaweed this evening at the bottom of the ocean!

We'll take ye treasure, we'll steal yer wenches, and we'll plunder the rest of the booty until there's none left to plunder! OMG ;):p

And we'll ruin your ship too...and umm...everything else you said! WE DO WHAT WE PLEASE AND WE DO IT WITH EASE!!!! ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
You and your crew are nuthin' but a bunch of sea scabs who'll be sleepin' with the seaweed this evening at the bottom of the ocean!


bottom of the ocean= Davey Jones' locker


Get your pirate vocabulary right.... GOD.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
bottom of the ocean= Davey Jones' locker


Get your pirate vocabulary right.... GOD.

AHOY MATEY. Even the captain makes mistakes...although, that probably means I'm not a very good captain? ;) :p

[Haunted]

Oh GAWD I want to play The Curse of Monkey Island!!!

"Taste cold steel feeble cannon restraint rope!"

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
We'll take ye treasure, we'll steal yer wenches, and we'll plunder the rest of the booty until there's none left to plunder! Oh Yeah?!.....You'll rape our wenches, and plunder our booty huh?......Well...We'll rape yer booty and plunder yer wenches!HA!...How ye be likin' THAT?!





OH...And OUR flag is SOO much cooler, too:p :p :p



Nyah Nyah.......How's THAT for pirate lingo?....lol

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Oh GAWD I want to play The Curse of Monkey Island!!!

"Taste cold steel feeble cannon restraint rope!"

i have that ! - never played it .. (maybe my kid will want to)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh Yeah?!.....You'll rape our wenches, and plunder our booty huh?......Well...We'll rape yer booty and plunder yer wenches!HA!...How ye be likin' THAT?!





OH...And OUR flag is SOO much cooler, too:p :p :p



Nyah Nyah.......How's THAT for pirate lingo?....lol


LMAO!!!! I don't be likin it at all! I also don't be likin' the fact that your flag really IS cooler than ours...but I'm working on that...;):p

[zwoti]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh Yeah?!.....You'll rape our wenches, and plunder our booty huh?......Well...We'll rape yer booty and plunder yer wenches!HA!...How ye be likin' THAT?!





OH...And OUR flag is SOO much cooler, too:p :p :p



Nyah Nyah.......How's THAT for pirate lingo?....lol

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[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by zwoti
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OMG, that's adorable! ;):p