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Zero
08-01-2005, 07:46 AM
OK - given the popularity of "top ten" polls - here's mine. Top ten scary monkeys (for my purposes I'm including gorillas, apes, monkeys, makkaus, etc etc under the umbrella term "monkey").

10. Dr. Zaius - Planet of the Apes (1968)
9. Ella - Monkey Shines
8. Erik - Murders at the Rue Morgue
7. Mighty Joe Young - 1949
6. A*P*E - Attack of the Giant Horny Gorilla (1976)
5. Poe - The Gorilla (1939)
4. White Apes - Congo (1995)
3. Noodle - from Gorillaz (whose new album Demon Days really rocks)
2. King Kong - (1933 - not that "man in monkey suit" crap from 1976)
1. The Brooklyn Gorilla - Bela Lugosi Meets the Brooklyn Gorilla
filmmaker2
08-01-2005, 08:01 AM
Great choices! But I would've included White Pongo, and also the monkeys in "King of Kong Island," as well as the monkeys of "Time of the Apes," probably the scariest ape movie of all time. Remember General Gebar?
EXTR3MIST
08-01-2005, 08:50 AM
Link!
Marroe
08-01-2005, 09:32 AM
peepee monkey
EXTR3MIST
08-01-2005, 09:33 AM
Has it just wet itself?
Marroe
08-01-2005, 09:59 AM
yes...he got too excited when he saw a thread about awesome monkeys.
Zero
08-01-2005, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Marroe
yes...he got too excited when he saw a thread about awesome monkeys.

Then he should wear a nappy!
Haphazard
08-01-2005, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Zero
OK - given the popularity of "top ten" polls - here's mine. Top ten scary monkeys (for my purposes I'm including gorillas, apes, monkeys, makkaus, etc etc under the umbrella term "monkey").

10. Dr. Zaius - Planet of the Apes (1968)
9. Ella - Monkey Shines
8. Erik - Murders at the Rue Morgue
7. Mighty Joe Young - 1949
6. A*P*E - Attack of the Giant Horny Gorilla (1976)
5. Poe - The Gorilla (1939)
4. White Apes - Congo (1995)
3. Noodle - from Gorillaz (whose new album Demon Days really rocks)
2. King Kong - (1933 - not that "man in monkey suit" crap from 1976)
1. The Brooklyn Gorilla - Bela Lugosi Meets the Brooklyn Gorilla


This evil monkey is missing from your list:

http://sithoughts.mu.nu/archives/Evilmonkey.jpg
zwoti
08-01-2005, 11:30 AM
they all look a little shifty

http://www.laurelandhardy.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/monkees2.jpg
MichaelMyers
08-01-2005, 12:26 PM
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/media/pic_0106.jpg
Haphazard
08-01-2005, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
they all look a little shifty

http://www.laurelandhardy.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/monkees2.jpg


hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Good game, zwot!
ItsAlive75
08-01-2005, 01:13 PM
You're forgetting one of the most frightening movies of all...

http://www.impawards.com/1996/posters/dunston_checks_in.jpg
dodge50
08-01-2005, 02:51 PM
My monkey is pretty scary, so I have to spend hours spanking it to keep it in check:D
filmmaker2
08-01-2005, 03:05 PM
Remember that a really scary monkey is a special thing because all monkeys are scary to some degree and that's because they poop a lot.
ItsAlive75
08-01-2005, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
all monkeys are scary to some degree and that's because they poop a lot.

Then you'd really be frightened by my grandfather.
slasherman
08-01-2005, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/media/pic_0106.jpg

:rolleyes: :D
meetthecreeper
08-01-2005, 04:29 PM
Bigfoot
Zero
08-02-2005, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Bigfoot

Big Shoes!
Terrin_the_Vamp
08-08-2005, 03:34 PM
all monkeys are scary to me. just seeing those pics gave me chills
Tat2
08-09-2005, 05:54 PM
The scariest of them ALL!


http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/alltoons/

scroll down to "Look at my Monkey" you will understand!
:D