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ChEEbA
08-01-2005, 05:30 AM
Haven't made a thread in a while...so yeah, here's a new one.
Just want to see if we can make it last for a 'lil while.
Two questions, I guess kinda semi-horror related.
Answer and discuss.


1: I've often wondered this myself - If human flesh were cloned, eg - flesh only - no "brains" just random bits and peices.
Assuming it was legal to do so, and mass produced as a foodstuff, would you venture to try it?
~I'm all for experimentation myself, and have to say that as long as I wasn't eating "someone", I'd be quite ok with it. I mean, if they're growing flesh, I imagine they could also engineer it to have less fat and more muscle, maybe even make it boneless, who knows.
How would human taste, I wonder?
Would we go well in a curry, sliced cold in a sandwich, or grilled on a bbq? (I know we'd sure have nice sets of ribs...)
Maybe they could make a new kinda sashimi out of us?
If you told someone to go eat a dick...would they take it literally?
Anyway, my answer in short - Yes, I'd at least try it.

2: Pet cloning.
It's been explored in one or two movies, and, I'm sure we all have dreams about our friends lost over the years...so, if you could keep a blood sample, and simply have a new one cloned when your old one died...would you do it?
This ones a little more difficult to answer for me...I've lost some GREAT pets, and it's ripped me to shreds every time.
If I were to clone any of them, sure...I mean, it'd be nice to think that you had an identical LOOKING animal around, but it wouldn't be the same animal, would it?
However, I assume it would also be likely to share a lot of common behavioural attributes, and intelligence levels of its predecessor, and therefore if you were happy with the first one, the second one would seem a nearer substitute than a "new" animal...would that be enough to keep someone happy, or would they miss the old pet more?
hmmm....pondering....I dunno on this one. There's too many as yet unknown factors.
I'm all for making it legal to do this, but I'm not sure if I'd be a fn of the process. I suppose I'd be willing to give it a try just to see what it was like, and base any further decisions on that outcome, so yeah....

There you go, discuss.
Also, feel free to add any other "?" topics you've put some thought towards in your time.

- B

urgeok
08-01-2005, 05:42 AM
i'd like to be able to clone myself to keep transplanting my brain and shoot for immortality .... but i have no sesire to eat human flesh.

i cant even eat fresh tomatoes

Haphazard
08-01-2005, 05:49 AM
This is one sick post.

It just may work! lol.

1. I am not adventurous when it comes to eating habits, so there is no way in hell I could tear into some human flesh.

2. No.



(Why did I even bother replying to this post? I'm so boring...lol).

Kemal
08-01-2005, 06:52 AM
I think cannibalism results in some kind of major nervous system disorder, so the taboo against it has some practical basis.

filmmaker2
08-01-2005, 08:06 AM
If a dog and a cat mated, and the baby looked half like a dog and half like a cat, would you like to have it as a pet? What would you feed it? Would you mix dog food and cat food together? And would the animal try to chase itself? And not being able to chase itself, do you think it would go into fits and just kind of writhe around, flopping?

ItsAlive75
08-01-2005, 08:14 AM
I'd clone my pet probably 7 to 8 times to see if it develops different personalities like Multiplicity.

Y'know, there'd be the retarded dog, the evil dog who tries to steal my girl, and the slightly homosexual dog.

Marroe
08-01-2005, 09:27 AM
The flesh thing...no way. I really don't think I could do that. I have trouble still with most things that are actaully edible. I'm 22 years old, and have yet to even eat a mushroom.

The idea of cloning a pet IS kinda cool, but I think I'd rather keep my pets memories, rather than try and replace them. I know there are other animal babies out there I could love just as much (not more) as my dead animals. It may sound kinda silly, but I don't think I'm emotionally ready to think about cloning of anything close to me.

Zero
08-01-2005, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
If a dog and a cat mated, and the baby looked half like a dog and half like a cat, would you like to have it as a pet? What would you feed it? Would you mix dog food and cat food together? And would the animal try to chase itself? And not being able to chase itself, do you think it would go into fits and just kind of writhe around, flopping?

I don't know - - - but I bet it'd be delicious - yummy yummy

dodge50
08-01-2005, 02:47 PM
If you could clone human flesh then by rationalisation you could clone animal flesh, as genetically animals are easier to clone (hence Dolly). So unless a tribe of cannibals were able to develop cloning technology....why would you want to clone human when you could clone a cow?

But to answer you, I'll eat anything for hours, as my girlfriend will testify :D

Marroe
08-01-2005, 03:59 PM
But to answer you, I'll eat anything for hours, as my girlfriend will testify anything? That doesn't make your girl sound too good...

ItsAlive75
08-01-2005, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
anything? That doesn't make your girl sound too good...

No hitting below the belt...

Besides, we all know he aint got one!

OOOH FACED!:D

Elvis_Christ
08-01-2005, 04:10 PM
The whole human flesh as a foodstuff sounds pretty disturbing to me. I don't think I'd try it. But I doubt they'd tell us what it was anyway it'd just be some cheap form of unidentifyable mincemeat.

meetthecreeper
08-01-2005, 04:17 PM
Question 1. yes on rye.

Question 2. yes but only if they were brought back with a n evil spirit in them.

I need some excitement.

dodge50
08-01-2005, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
No hitting below the belt...

Besides, we all know he aint got one!

OOOH FACED!:D

Of course not, that's how come I can spend hours infront my computer :D

that and the fact I'm pig ugly :(

BUSTED

Babygurl20
08-01-2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Haven't made a thread in a while...so yeah, here's a new one.
Just want to see if we can make it last for a 'lil while.
Two questions, I guess kinda semi-horror related.
Answer and discuss.


1: I've often wondered this myself - If human flesh were cloned, eg - flesh only - no "brains" just random bits and peices.
Assuming it was legal to do so, and mass produced as a foodstuff, would you venture to try it?
~I'm all for experimentation myself, and have to say that as long as I wasn't eating "someone", I'd be quite ok with it. I mean, if they're growing flesh, I imagine they could also engineer it to have less fat and more muscle, maybe even make it boneless, who knows.
How would human taste, I wonder?
Would we go well in a curry, sliced cold in a sandwich, or grilled on a bbq? (I know we'd sure have nice sets of ribs...)
Maybe they could make a new kinda sashimi out of us?
If you told someone to go eat a dick...would they take it literally?
Anyway, my answer in short - Yes, I'd at least try it.

2: Pet cloning.
It's been explored in one or two movies, and, I'm sure we all have dreams about our friends lost over the years...so, if you could keep a blood sample, and simply have a new one cloned when your old one died...would you do it?
This ones a little more difficult to answer for me...I've lost some GREAT pets, and it's ripped me to shreds every time.
If I were to clone any of them, sure...I mean, it'd be nice to think that you had an identical LOOKING animal around, but it wouldn't be the same animal, would it?
However, I assume it would also be likely to share a lot of common behavioural attributes, and intelligence levels of its predecessor, and therefore if you were happy with the first one, the second one would seem a nearer substitute than a "new" animal...would that be enough to keep someone happy, or would they miss the old pet more?
hmmm....pondering....I dunno on this one. There's too many as yet unknown factors.
I'm all for making it legal to do this, but I'm not sure if I'd be a fn of the process. I suppose I'd be willing to give it a try just to see what it was like, and base any further decisions on that outcome, so yeah....

There you go, discuss.
Also, feel free to add any other "?" topics you've put some thought towards in your time.

- B

1) No way, not in a million damn years. I mean, for fuck sake, eating human flesh???? Come on...............!!!! :eek: :confused:

2) About the whole little pet thingy........................I have two words....................PET SEMETARY. Thats all there is to say about that. ;) :p

MasonMan
08-01-2005, 07:39 PM
Soylent Green........IS PEOPLE!!!!!

Babygurl20
08-01-2005, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by MasonMan
Soylent Green........IS PEOPLE!!!!!

Oh yeah??? Then I can proudly say I have never ate that shit....................GO ME!!!!!! :p

MoonLit Meadow
08-01-2005, 09:21 PM
1.) As for human flesh...no way. I've recently developed an aversion to chicken for some reason...and since I imagine that's what human flesh might taste like...I'm going to pass. However, even if my aversion passes...it'd still be a nay for me with regard to eating flesh ;)

2.) I'm going to say no to this as well...b/c you're right...while it may look like the same animal...it's not REALLY the same animal...besides which, eventually that animal will die....and so then would you clone it again? Seems like a vicious cycle ;) Could get kind of psychotic after a while or something.:p

ENTITY2000
08-02-2005, 12:01 AM
this is not to OFFEND anyone but it's just not right to EAT HUMAN FLESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MoonLit Meadow
08-02-2005, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
this is not to OFFEND anyone but it's just not right to EAT HUMAN FLESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would that offend anyone? ;) I'm pretty sure most people would agree...I should hope so anyway...:p

Babygurl20
08-02-2005, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
this is not to OFFEND anyone but it's just not right to EAT HUMAN FLESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn ENTITY, you made me feel bad, guess I gotta throw out that arm I had in the fridge. FUCK, what am I gonna eat for dinner tonight?? LMAO :D ;)

MisterSadistro
08-02-2005, 12:23 AM
I think cannibalism results in some kind of major nervous system disorder, so the taboo against it has some practical basis.
That's how mad cow disease had started. If human flesh was cloned, I would assume that the possability of nervous system disorder would still be present. Given the option of going to McDonald's for a McHuman Burger on a Sunday afternoon or starving in the Andes Mountains after surviving a plane crash, I have 2 different answers.
CK

Deposable
08-02-2005, 02:09 AM
1) Fuck no, I don't eat beef and only eat pork sometimes. I am a fairly open minded guy and I love too try new and different/unique foods. but Human flesh is for crazy people. I heard of a place where you can buy human parts online, to eat... fuckin' creepy

2) God. I hate pets dying but thats life. And you gotta let go, no matter how much it fucking sucks. If you could keep cloning your pet, you would become ungrateful. "Fluffy will always be here, so I'll play with her tomorrow".

XFeaRX
08-02-2005, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Haven't made a thread in a while...so yeah, here's a new one.
Just want to see if we can make it last for a 'lil while.
Two questions, I guess kinda semi-horror related.
Answer and discuss.


1: I've often wondered this myself - If human flesh were cloned, eg - flesh only - no "brains" just random bits and peices.
Assuming it was legal to do so, and mass produced as a foodstuff, would you venture to try it?
~I'm all for experimentation myself, and have to say that as long as I wasn't eating "someone", I'd be quite ok with it. I mean, if they're growing flesh, I imagine they could also engineer it to have less fat and more muscle, maybe even make it boneless, who knows.
How would human taste, I wonder?
Would we go well in a curry, sliced cold in a sandwich, or grilled on a bbq? (I know we'd sure have nice sets of ribs...)
Maybe they could make a new kinda sashimi out of us?
If you told someone to go eat a dick...would they take it literally?
Anyway, my answer in short - Yes, I'd at least try it.

2: Pet cloning.
It's been explored in one or two movies, and, I'm sure we all have dreams about our friends lost over the years...so, if you could keep a blood sample, and simply have a new one cloned when your old one died...would you do it?
This ones a little more difficult to answer for me...I've lost some GREAT pets, and it's ripped me to shreds every time.
If I were to clone any of them, sure...I mean, it'd be nice to think that you had an identical LOOKING animal around, but it wouldn't be the same animal, would it?
However, I assume it would also be likely to share a lot of common behavioural attributes, and intelligence levels of its predecessor, and therefore if you were happy with the first one, the second one would seem a nearer substitute than a "new" animal...would that be enough to keep someone happy, or would they miss the old pet more?
hmmm....pondering....I dunno on this one. There's too many as yet unknown factors.
I'm all for making it legal to do this, but I'm not sure if I'd be a fn of the process. I suppose I'd be willing to give it a try just to see what it was like, and base any further decisions on that outcome, so yeah....

There you go, discuss.
Also, feel free to add any other "?" topics you've put some thought towards in your time.

- B

1. No Thanks

2. HAVENT YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM PET SEMETARY?!!?

XFeaRX
08-02-2005, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
1.) As for human flesh...no way. I've recently developed an aversion to chicken for some reason...and since I imagine that's what human flesh might taste like...I'm going to pass. However, even if my aversion passes...it'd still be a nay for me with regard to eating flesh ;)

2.) I'm going to say no to this as well...b/c you're right...while it may look like the same animal...it's not REALLY the same animal...besides which, eventually that animal will die....and so then would you clone it again? Seems like a vicious cycle ;) Could get kind of psychotic after a while or something.:p

Chicken is the bomb Diggity Fresh!

bwind22
08-02-2005, 05:32 AM
1. Since it is flesh only, with no brain or organ of any type connected to it... And the flesh was manmade... How would you even know if it was human flesh? It was never connected to a human so what makes it human flesh? Wouldn't it just be a piece of meat that someone made?

I've eaten Spam before, which very well could have been human flesh for all I know, so I'd probably eat some synthetic flesh if I was hungry enough. (Since I don't think I'd consider it "human" flesh being that it never belonged to a human.)

Like Sadistro, if stranded in the Andes after a plane crash, I'd probably consider eating some genuine 'human' flesh. Survival of the fittest ya know?

2. Nope. Nothing against it really. I just dont really like animals.

urgeok
08-02-2005, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
1.) As for human flesh...no way. I've recently developed an aversion to chicken for some reason...and since I imagine that's what human flesh might taste like


human flesh tastes like pork - not chicken ...

Splotch
08-02-2005, 06:36 AM
GIMME A PLATE

ShankS
08-02-2005, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
human flesh tastes like pork - not chicken ...

pigs are one of the few other mammals, that have a similar internal organs to humans.

urgeok
08-02-2005, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
pigs are one of the few other mammals, that have a similar internal organs to humans.



and habits ...

Haunted
08-02-2005, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Kemal
I think cannibalism results in some kind of major nervous system disorder, so the taboo against it has some practical basis.

Yeah, mad cow disease is a direct result of cannabalism. It even occurs in humans. Check out the African and South American tribes that still practice it.

urgeok
08-02-2005, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Yeah, mad cow disease is a direct result of cannabalism. It even occurs in humans. Check out the African and South American tribes that still practice it.


whats the world coming to when cows start eating each other ?

i guess playing TV in the barn backfired ... the cows enjoy the mcdonalds commercials a little too much

ItsAlive75
08-02-2005, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by urgeok

the cows enjoy the mcdonalds commercials a little too much

Why, were they dressed in ridiculously expensive trendy clothing, and hanging out with a wide ethnic range of other cows?

urgeok
08-02-2005, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Why, were they dressed in ridiculously expensive trendy clothing, and hanging out with a wide ethnic range of other cows?


who ? the spacemen or the girls with the purple hair ?

ItsAlive75
08-02-2005, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
who ? the spacemen or the girls with the purple hair ?

Neither, the ones playing golf at night in the street...

Ooh, no, the ones DJ'ing on a rooftop while someone breakdances in a kiddie pool...

urgeok
08-02-2005, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Neither, the ones playing golf at night in the street...

Ooh, no, the ones DJ'ing on a rooftop while someone breakdances in a kiddie pool...


beats me, i dont even own a radio

Babygurl20
08-02-2005, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by XFeaRX
1. No Thanks

2. HAVENT YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM PET SEMETARY?!!?

HAHAHA, I feel ya on the Pet Semetary..................lmao :D ;)

Yellow Jacket
08-03-2005, 06:41 PM
1. I'm all for adventuring in food, but I'd definitly pass up on human flesh. It'd make me too quesy to eat it.

2. Yes. Though it wouldn't exactly be the same pet, I'd at least feel like I have my old pal back. It'd be hard to do emotionally though.

ItsAlive75
08-03-2005, 06:44 PM
Sometimes when I'm asleep, my leg kicks. I have no control over it, it just starts going. I've tried wearing socks or wrapping it in a blanket, but the bastard keeps kicking!

http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_img/mis417.jpg

MoonLit Meadow
08-03-2005, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Sometimes when I'm asleep, my leg kicks. I have no control over it, it just starts going. I've tried wearing socks or wrapping it in a blanket, but the bastard keeps kicking!

http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_img/mis417.jpg

LMAO. That's pretty sick. You should have somebody take a look at that ;) ARRRRR.

Zero
08-05-2005, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
whats the world coming to when cows start eating each other ?

i guess playing TV in the barn backfired ... the cows enjoy the mcdonalds commercials a little too much

consider the alternative???

novakru
08-05-2005, 03:20 PM
To clone human parts is fine by me-but not to eat,for people who need new hearts and lungs and livers etc,to grow new skin for old wrinkly people like me-hell yeah.


Cloning pets? It's already done,if you have enough money.But I do not want to clone my pets-My cat has broken the mold,he cannot be duplicated .My puppy is too stupid(I am not being mean-it is really really sad how stupid this dog is)

Terrin_the_Vamp
08-07-2005, 04:13 PM
I hardly ever eat meat anyways but if I didnt know it was human i would. I don't think I could if I knew though.

No I wouldnt clone my pet. He just wouldnt be my same old Sunkist and seeing the clone everyday knowing its not really him would hurt too much.

Haunted
08-07-2005, 04:21 PM
I'd clone my dog Sadie May. She is the friendliest, sweetest dog on the whole planet. Everyone should have a Sadie May. However, she is kind of brainless, but still, she's such a little baby. (Part Irish Setter, part English Springer Spaniel).

ChEEbA
08-07-2005, 08:46 PM
Now that I can answer from a recent experience, I'll say that I WOULD be prepared to clone my pet...I miss Loki a great deal, and having another "version" of him, one that could grow from puppyhood, yeah, I woul like that. I get that it wouldn't be the same dog, BUT, I think it would share more attributes, and be less a far cry than another dog would be.
If it were possible, I'd get a female version this time around, just to see how similar, yet different they could be.
Ah well...don't have the kind of money to make it happen...but it's something that I WOULD if I COULD.

Marroe
08-07-2005, 11:01 PM
Can you make a female clone of a male?

ChEEbA
10-07-2005, 07:18 PM
Can you make a female clone of a male
No idea...it would SEEM possible?
Anyways, just thought I'd bump this, I'm outta here for now, POST PPL!

noctuary
10-07-2005, 08:41 PM
If my Siamese cat, Angel, were to die, I would clone her in a heartbeat. I love that cat far more than I love most people. As for the eating human flesh thing, well... I've always said that I'd be willing to try anything once. This has led me to some interesting culinary experiences.

*Remembers trying natto. Shudders.*

ChEEbA
10-07-2005, 11:53 PM
This has led me to some interesting culinary experiences.
Yeah...but in my opinion, more often than not, those experiences are rewarding...although I gotta say that even though I can eat them with lots of lemon juice, tobasco and pepper - I will NEVER understand the raw oyster thing. Honestly...an aphrodisiac?? If one of THOSE gets your dick hard, y'all crazy!

Spallalala
10-08-2005, 04:04 AM
I would eat a human if I had to.. Not raw, I want it bloody cooked. Maybe with some of my fav herbs and spices haha.

I dont agree with cloning to any extent, wether it be animal or vege.
I dont think they would be the same. There would have to be a difference between the two.

My puppy is too stupid(I am not being mean-it is really really sad how stupid this dog is)

Haha, I dont mean to laugh but I hear ya. Our cat Phantom is pretty darn stupid, but adorable all the same. :)

noctuary
10-08-2005, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Yeah...but in my opinion, more often than not, those experiences are rewarding...although I gotta say that even though I can eat them with lots of lemon juice, tobasco and pepper - I will NEVER understand the raw oyster thing. Honestly...an aphrodisiac?? If one of THOSE gets your dick hard, y'all crazy! Oysters are an acquired taste, one I've never managed to acquire. I'm not much of a fan of gooey foods, and those little ooze critters turn me right off.

ItsAlive75
10-08-2005, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by Spallalala
I dont agree with cloning to any extent, wether it be animal or vege.
I dont think they would be the same. There would have to be a difference between the two.


I keep telling my roommate, cloning a really hot woman just means they'll be two of her to reject you.

Spallalala
10-08-2005, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by noctuary
Oysters are an acquired taste, one I've never managed to acquire. I'm not much of a fan of gooey foods, and those little ooze critters turn me right off.

I will try anything once, but trying a raw oyster was something Im going to remember for a bloody long time.
Heres what I was told to do " put it in your mouth, squish the oyster between your tounge and the roof of your mouth, tilt your head back and it slides right down"..
Yeah I tried that, it didn't want to go down. After the slimy-ness I didn't want it going down. Almost upchucked it. Also tasted like celery, and that tastes like shit as it is.

I will eat them cook.. not raw, even again.

Eww.. Bad memorys.