christmas

[FreddyFan]

now it's time to make a christmas thread. merry christmas everybody. don't really know wat to talk about with christmas in it. does anybody remember all of santa's reindeers' names? I don't.

[mictlan]

Well, what's the best Christmas movie? Don't even say Miracle on 34th or that one with Jimmy Stewart. Horror or just weird.

Check out Santa Claus Conquers the Martians sometime. Pia Zadora (at 12!) is in it. Great theme song, truly cheesy.

I haven't seen Black Christmas yet but hope to this year.

Christmas Evil is public domain so should be pretty easy to get hold of. It's been a while but I remember this guy dressed up as Santa Claus going around killing people who pissed him off... not in a slasher way, just pathetically. He has this crappy white van with a crude sleigh spray-painted on the side, and the kids lie to the police about where he is because they think he is Santa! I won't reveal the ending but it's so worth the wait.

[MichaelMyers]

Maybe we should all make out our lists of what we want for Christmas. For me, it's a whole shit loada DVD's, some action figures, books, and comics, too specific to name here. :cool:

[bloodrayne]

Silent Night, Deadly Night...Best Christmas horror movie....

[FreddyFan]

I agree with bloodrayne that silent night, deadly night was the best christmas horror movie. speaking of christmas horror movies why don't we say our favorites. I myself have onl seen silent night, deadly night. I am dying to see Black Christmas. But of course they don't have it at my local blockbusters.

[juanhacko]

My favorite horror Christmas Movie is "Home for the Holidays." Starring Walter Brennan, Sally Field, Jessica Walter--yes it is a horror flick. Also starred Julie Harris, she is a horror herself!

[FreddyFan]

wats it about?

[juanhacko]

Home For The Holidays is about a totally disfunctional family--all of family hates second wife--Julie Harris, who supposedly murdered her first husband.
Sally Field is her usual sweet self as the youngest daughter--the oldest daughter is just like a mother to everyone.
Trapped by a rainstorm, two murders are commited, and the film has a very suprise ending.
Alcohol,drugs, nymphomania,etc.

[FreddyFan]

sounds good.

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[teenagezombie]

i dont like christmas, so i dont have a wishlist nor do i watch christmas movies horror, comedy, or w/e

[Ritualistic]

Black Christmas, christmas evil, silent night deadly night, and Santa Claws are all my favorite X-mas horror flicks....

[avenger00soul]

Scrooged-best Christmas movie by far. Remember when Ghost of Christmas Future opened his robe? Scary as hell.

[FreddyFan]

isn't scrooged a comedy?

[D'Lo]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
Scrooged-best Christmas movie by far. Remember when Ghost of Christmas Past opened his robe? Scary as hell.

I gotta agree. Bill Murray was great in this one.

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by FreddyFan
isn't scrooged a comedy?

Yes, but no one specified that it had to be horror. The Ghost of Christmas Future was damn scary.

[FreddyFan]

I haven't seen it yet but my parents own it so i'll probably borrow it from them ssoon. I did say christmas horror movie but who the hell cares. IMO Jingle All the Way was thebest christmas movie. fuckin hilarious.

[MichaelMyers]

Avenger, I'm sure you can appreciate "And all through the house" from Tales From the Crypt. :)

[mudsliptones]

merry christmas everybody
Im asking money to everyone, since my TV broke down, sadly enough
it's been 4 days since I watched a movie, and movie is my hobby, I feel sad

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by mudsliptones
merry christmas everybody
Im asking money to everyone, since my TV broke down, sadly enough
it's been 4 days since I watched a movie, and movie is my hobby, I feel sad

You should ask Santa for a new TV...When he comes down the chimney make sure you've got a roaring fire going with some black, wrought iron spikes sticking up from the grate...When he hits, close the flue so he can't go back up...Open all the windows, as this will cause smoke to fill the house...When he stops screaming, open the flue back up and close the windows...When he's good and crispy (not too burnt on the outside, still squishy on the inside), pull him out onto the hearth to cool...Go up on the roof, take EVERYTHING out of the sleigh, scare off the reindeer with a loud horn blast (bells and yelling won't work, they're used to that) so that there won't be any evidence of the location of Santa's LAST STOP EVER...You'll get your TV, tons of other new stuff, AND enough Christmas dinner to feed the whole family!!!

Oh, but do me a favor and wait until AFTER he stops at MY house, Okay?...:D :D :D

[mudsliptones]

it won't work:o
I gotta work on christmas eve

it is a good idea though

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by mudsliptones
it won't work:o
I gotta work on christmas eve

it is a good idea though

Sorry, that REALLY sucks...I would have helped you, too...If you would have been willing to split the loot!!!:D :D :D

[mudsliptones]

it's a deal
just give me the TV and some DVDs , books and shit, you can keep the rest lol

no, you can keep some good stuff to

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by mudsliptones
it's a deal
just give me the TV and some DVDs , books and shit, you can keep the rest lol

no, you can keep some good stuff to

Alright!!! I'M IN!...Does this mean you're gonna take off work???:D :D :D

[mudsliptones]

I....can't
I have to work, don't have free days anymore for this year
but you cook em, I'll clean the mess up when Im back

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by mudsliptones
I....can't
I have to work, don't have free days anymore for this year
but you cook em, I'll clean the mess up when Im back

WORKS FOR ME!!! :D

[Wicked Lady]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
You should ask Santa for a new TV...When he comes down the chimney make sure you've got a roaring fire going with some black, wrought iron spikes sticking up from the grate...When he hits, close the flue so he can't go back up...Open all the windows, as this will cause smoke to fill the house...When he stops screaming, open the flue back up and close the windows...When he's good and crispy (not too burnt on the outside, still squishy on the inside), pull him out onto the hearth to cool...Go up on the roof, take EVERYTHING out of the sleigh, scare off the reindeer with a loud horn blast (bells and yelling won't work, they're used to that) so that there won't be any evidence of the location of Santa's LAST STOP EVER...You'll get your TV, tons of other new stuff, AND enough Christmas dinner to feed the whole family!!!

Oh, but do me a favor and wait until AFTER he stops at MY house, Okay?...:D :D :D

Santa roasting on an open fire, sharp knives ripping at his clothes! MMM Yummy!
Chestnuts anyone?:cool: :D

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Avenger, I'm sure you can appreciate "And all through the house" from Tales From the Crypt. :)

Yes I can. Another classic Larry Drake character.

[ShamSham04]

I remember having some friends over to watch Christmas Evil. The movie bored the heck out of me. Maybe it's because we had the volume turned down low and were talking most of the time, but I was very bored throughout it.

I did catch a couple of cool scenes, however. The scene where a guy gets stabbed with a toy soldier's sword was pretty cool. The eye gushing out was gross. And then the part where some dude gets his neck sliced by a Christmas star. Very cool.

The best Christmas horror movie I have ever seen is One Hell Of A Christmas, but one of my favorite movies ever, not just for the Christmas season, would be...

A Christmas Story.

[VenomX]

Not really scary, but wierd as hell...Nightmare Before Christmas.

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by VenomX
Not really scary, but wierd as hell...Nightmare Before Christmas.

to some people that movie is really freaky.. I myself love it...

[ShamSham04]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
to some people that movie is really freaky.. I myself love it...

Agreed. Very cool movie.