Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Well? Give me one good reason.

So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.

but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as you're dead, whoever it is can see the card and start preserving your delicious body for consumption. Obviously people with diseases would not be allowed to have this card.

Why would people buy these cards you ask? So that they can get discounts at fast food places. That's right, fatten them up a little. ;)

At first, there might be a few restaurants over here serving high priced human bits, but after awhile I'm sure we'll have all-u-can-eat human bars and everything.

How does this help the poor people again? Oh yeah, the poor people get screwed as usual. Oh well, pass me a fork I'm starving.

edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food.

[ItsAlive75]

If people became food, there'd be people out there who kill other people for food, just like animals.

Ooh, and people get more diseases than animals. I don't wanna bite down into the meat of some dude who had aids or cancer.

And the whole poor people thing... they wouldn't starve, because once eating people becomes acceptable, the poor people are just gonna start goin' to graveyards and diggin up the freshies, or worse still... start killing people and eating em'.

It's a possible solution to world hunger problems, but there's SOOOOO many problems. There's not as many emotional or philosophical hurdles when it comes to sticking a prod up a cow's ass and shocking it to death.

[barbra]

you can't just go around eating adults. They have been fornicating, exersizing and eating all this processed food that isn't good for you. Adults are like fish who have been swimming around in mercury.

Baby, now thats where its at. You ever notice the cutier the animal the better tasting it is? Think how lovely baby would be.

[barbra]

Originally posted by hellboy
OK.......................now I'm scared!
What are you saying, Save a lamb, eat a baby?:eek: :eek: eat them both! *drool*

Im so very hungry now, Im going to fix that.

[Haunted]

Mad Cow disease...comes from cannabalism. There are a lot of other diseases that one can get as well.

I can't believe I read this fucking thread.:rolleyes:

[The_Return]

Originally posted by barbra
eat them both! *drool*

Im so very hungry now, Im going to fix that.

I really hope you dont know any young children!

[Haunted]

That's true. I did respond. Now I'm double...okay now I TRIPLE the dumbass. I must go cleanse myself in acid or bleach ( a base)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by barbra
you can't just go around eating adults. They have been fornicating, exersizing and eating all this processed food that isn't good for you. Adults are like fish who have been swimming around in mercury.

Baby, now thats where its at. You ever notice the cutier the animal the better tasting it is? Think how lovely baby would be.

True. Bring on the fresh, untainted meat.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

LOL

back on topic)

Obviously eating people who are not healthy would not be a good idea. Eating human flesh puts you at more risk than eating other animals, but people still eat steak raw. I would say a raw steak is worse than a cleaned, and well cooked, moderately healthy human.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by barbra
you can't just go around eating adults. They have been fornicating, exersizing and eating all this processed food that isn't good for you. Adults are like fish who have been swimming around in mercury.

Baby, now thats where its at. You ever notice the cutier the animal the better tasting it is? Think how lovely baby would be.

[hellfire1]

not exactly the same thing... aren't they eating fetuses (is that even a word ? ) in that segment of the movie ?

anywho... yum !

[ShankS]

Originally posted by hellfire1
not exactly the same thing... aren't they eating fetuses (is that even a word ? ) in that segment of the movie ?

anywho... yum !

I know.....


why not start at the beginning, if you feel the desire to eat people

[barbra]

Originally posted by ShankS
I know.....


why not start at the beginning, if you feel the desire to eat people thats where the tender juicy meat is...

seriously though, if you look at the diet of the average american, we eat trash and over processed meat all the time. Is people really THAT much of a taboo?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

There are a lot of health conscious people ,but come to think of it, I bet those people wouldn't taste great anyway.... Plan baby?

[barbra]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
There are a lot of health conscious people ,but come to think of it, I bet those people wouldn't taste great anyway.... Plan baby? rosemarry baby....


I know I know....



hey md I wanted to show you something, but I can't pm you

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by barbra
rosemarry baby....


I know I know....

hahaha baby back ribs.

[barbra]

Fuck it....


Hey MD how many shades of bleach do you count?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=4672765&Mytoken=20050716120700

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by barbra
Fuck it....


Hey MD how many shades of bleach do you count?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=4672765&Mytoken=20050716120700

but barbra, oldielocks doesn't bleach her hair.

;)

[barbra]

Originally posted by hellboy
Oh I give up. Didnt realize this wa Kindergarten.com.:p You shouldn't try to mediate. And if you MUST know.. It was two members here that messaged me with that link. Im sure they gave it to murderdoll too, but I couldn't cause you see....http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16685

[barbra]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
but barbra, oldielocks doesn't bleach her hair.

;) hahahaha. I almost gave her the benifit of the doubt. How come when women get older they are embarrased about getting their hair colored. Its not like most people don't do it. Guys and girls alike, but there is something to be said about the integrety of honesty. I can't beleive nine9 was upset with me calling her out. Now if she had been telling the truth I WOULD be 'eating my heart out' and apologizing for not seeing her 'real' hair. Now Im wondering if it really grows or if it was woven in...

[barbra]

Originally posted by hellboy
I think this link would suit you all just fine.

http://www.sesameworkshop.org/sesamestreet/elmosworld/
And trust me, I'm not trying to mediate. Just trying to make sense as to why there's soooo much antagonism going on. Tis all. There are people I dont get along with here, I just ignore the fuck out of them instead of using the threads to make the point that I wish they'd fall off the face of the earth. But that's just me.;) whatever.. Im sure youre winning snail trail points with some one.

[ItsAlive75]

Can we get back to the point about eating babies?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Can we get back to the point about eating babies?

Which baby would you rather eat?

http://www.chaosreigns.com/diana/may2-13.jpg

or

http://www.realbodies.com/images/Baby%20Ruth.JPG

[ItsAlive75]

I'd eat a naughty baby only because there'd be an excuse to.

[MoonLit Meadow]

*Throws computer out the window* ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
NO NO!!!! Go get it. It's gonna get better, I promise. LMAO!!!!

Hmm....until then, I'll just use the other computer that's in my house...considering mine is lying in pieces on the ground now;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Well? Give me one good reason.
1) I smoke...So...I wouldn't taste very good :p

[zwoti]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
1) I smoke...So...I wouldn't taste very good :p

:eek:


and 3rd page of a cannibalism thread before you post.......you're slipping missy

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by zwoti
3rd page of a cannibalism thread before you post.......you're slipping missy LOL...You KNOW I've got a houseful of people for the next couple of weeks......I'm only able to jump in here right now (and this morning while they were all sleeping) for a minute cuz they all went to the park...I stayed here to cook....Hmm...I wonder how long it'll take to make 24 pizza hoagies from scratch...I'm putting steak patties, pizza sauce, onions, green olives, black olives, mushrooms and tons of mozzarella cheese on ALL of them...I also bake the buns and put garlic butter on them while they're still hot...


Damn...I just made myself really hungry...lol

Yup...I guess I'd just RATHER eat stuff like this, than people :)

[mitchdoran]

Originally posted by bloodrayne

Damn...I just made myself really hungry...lol


:(

Me too.... arrrrrrgggggghhhhh


:raids fridge:

[zwoti]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...You KNOW I've got a houseful of people for the next couple of weeks......I'm only able to jump in here right now (and this morning while they were all sleeping) for a minute cuz they all went to the park...I stayed here to cook....Hmm...I wonder how long it'll take to make 24 pizza hoagies from scratch...I'm putting steak patties, pizza sauce, onions, green olives, black olives, mushrooms and tons of mozzarella cheese on ALL of them...I also bake the buns and put garlic butter on them while they're still hot...


Damn...I just made myself really hungry...lol

Yup...I guess I'd just RATHER eat stuff like this, than people :)

damn......now im fricken hungry

[bloodrayne]

Oops...Sorry Guys...



...I gotta go cook now...I'll try to jump back in later tonight:)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oops...Sorry Guys...



...I gotta go cook now...I'll try to jump back in later tonight:)

Yeah, and I need to buy a plane ticket so I can show up to BR's house for dinner tonight ;)

[zwoti]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Yeah, and I need to buy a plane ticket so I can show up to BR's house for dinner tonight ;)

careful she's not fattening you up for something



afterall, this IS a thread about cannibalism

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Even if there's baby on the menu?:eek:

Oh hell no ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by zwoti
careful she's not fattening you up for something



afterall, this IS a thread about cannibalism

LMAO! :p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food.


so basically - you just want someone to eat you ?

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Well? Give me one good reason.

So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.

but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as you're dead, whoever it is can see the card and start preserving your delicious body for consumption. Obviously people with diseases would not be allowed to have this card.

Why would people buy these cards you ask? So that they can get discounts at fast food places. That's right, fatten them up a little. ;)

At first, there might be a few restaurants over here serving high priced human bits, but after awhile I'm sure we'll have all-u-can-eat human bars and everything.

How does this help the poor people again? Oh yeah, the poor people get screwed as usual. Oh well, pass me a fork I'm starving.

edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food. baby, you can eat me any day!

Pm: http://horror.com/forum/private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=2548

[meetthecreeper]

We taste like chicken, everything taste like chicken.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
We taste like chicken, everything taste like chicken. Actually...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English...





@MoonlitMeadow...I'll make a hoagie for you...Just let me know when we'll be having you for dinner...heh

[mitchdoran]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Actually...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English...





@MoonlitMeadow...I'll make a hoagie for you...Just let me know when we'll be having you for dinner...heh


I had a culinary instructor once who told me he had eaten human meat before, and he said the exact same thing, pork was the most similar in taste.

He also said that he ate dog, in the form of a custard(??? dog custard??)

[mitchdoran]

Originally posted by hellboy
*throws out the custard pie he was eating* Thankyou.:eek:

HAHA sorry dude!

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by bloodrayne

@MoonlitMeadow...I'll make a hoagie for you...Just let me know when we'll be having you for dinner...heh

Hmm....having me for dinner? or....having ME for dinner? ;)

[ItsAlive75]

I know there's a bunch of folks here who have seen "Ravenous"...

You know what happens when you eat a person. The need becomes craven, and even though you become physically stronger and more verile, you need more and more human flesh to satisfy your hunger.

Yep.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I know there's a bunch of folks here who have seen "Ravenous"...

You know what happens when you eat a person. The need becomes craven, and even though you become physically stronger and more verile, you need more and more human flesh to satisfy your hunger.

Yep. Oh yeah...You're right!...So...In that case...

After we have Moonlit Meadow over...You're ALL invited for dinner..:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh yeah...You're right!...So...In that case...

After we have Moonlit Meadow over...You're ALL invited for dinner..:D

Well, if you're saying we're going to EAT Ms. Meadow, then I won't be able to stop after her. You better have a few drifters lying around...:D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well, if you're saying we're going to EAT Ms. Meadow, then I won't be able to stop after her. You better have a few drifters lying around...:D That's why I invited EVERYONE, duh...lol



Oh yeah...And......Shhhhhhh




:D :D

[MoonLit Meadow]

*GASP* BR and ItsAlive...SHAME ON YOU! ;) Plotting my DEMISE...on a PUBLIC FORUM! The horror of it all :p

[zwoti]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
*GASP* BR and ItsAlive...SHAME ON YOU! ;) Plotting my DEMISE...on a PUBLIC FORUM! The horror of it all :p

just as i was getting ready to eat someone http://img52.exs.cx/img52/2025/s5oeat.gif

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by zwoti
just as i was getting ready to eat someone http://img52.exs.cx/img52/2025/s5oeat.gif

haha...yeah I uncovered the plot....sorry zwoti...you'll have to feed on some other unsuspecting HDC member :p

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Actually...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English...





@MoonlitMeadow...I'll make a hoagie for you...Just let me know when we'll be having you for dinner...heh

Why does it not surprise me that my sister would know this??

You really should write.:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Why does it not surprise me that my sister would know this??

You really should write.:D


http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15351&highlight=longpig


are you suprised I mentioned it ages ago ? :D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
*GASP* BR and ItsAlive...SHAME ON YOU! ;) Plotting my DEMISE...on a PUBLIC FORUM! The horror of it all :p

Psh, I told you I had secrets... and the biggest one is that me and bloodrayne make friends, invite them to her house... where we proceed to eat them... alive.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by hellboy
Sounds a bit like Hannibal's bloodline runs amok around these parts.:p

I'm gonna eat your brain.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Psh, I told you I had secrets... and the biggest one is that me and bloodrayne make friends, invite them to her house... where we proceed to eat them... alive.

I can't believe you're not even going to cook me first! That's pretty rude ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I can't believe you're not even going to cook me first! That's pretty rude ;)

We let the victims draw straws, sorry.:D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
We let the victims draw straws, sorry.:D

How kind of you ;)

[newb]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I can't believe you're not even going to cook me first! That's pretty rude ;)

I'm sure you would go fine with some fava beans and a little chianti.
http://www.cavalierdaily.com/.Archives/2002/10/18/aereddragon.gif

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by newb
I'm sure you would go fine with some fava beans and a little chianti.
http://www.cavalierdaily.com/.Archives/2002/10/18/aereddragon.gif

EXACTLY MY POINT! Thanks Newb. I mean geez, dress me up a little! ;)

[newb]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
EXACTLY MY POINT! Thanks Newb. I mean geez, dress me up a little! ;)
Its all about the presentation,my dear.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by newb
Its all about the presentation,my dear.

To hell with the presentation, once I see that hot slab of cooked she-meat on the table, I'm just gonna go at it like a train wreck...

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
To hell with the presentation, once I see that hot slab of cooked she-meat on the table, I'm just gonna go at it like a train wreck...

LMFAO. ANIMAL. ;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15351&highlight=longpig


are you suprised I mentioned it ages ago ? :D HaHa...I actually posted about it almost a year before you did :p......I just went back and copy/pasted it for this post, because I didn't wanna type it all again :D :D

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=98035&highlight=pork#post98035

I WIN!!!! :p :p :p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HaHa...I actually posted about it almost a year before you did :p......I just went back and copy/pasted it for this post, because I didn't wanna type it all again :D :D

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=98035&highlight=pork#post98035

I WIN!!!! :p :p :p


yep

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by urgeok
so basically - you just want someone to eat you ?
only you would say something like that!!!!!! lmao:D

[SKOOFx]

MurderDoll...i think i'm in love.

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Well? Give me one good reason.

So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.

but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as you're dead, whoever it is can see the card and start preserving your delicious body for consumption. Obviously people with diseases would not be allowed to have this card.

Why would people buy these cards you ask? So that they can get discounts at fast food places. That's right, fatten them up a little. ;)

At first, there might be a few restaurants over here serving high priced human bits, but after awhile I'm sure we'll have all-u-can-eat human bars and everything.

How does this help the poor people again? Oh yeah, the poor people get screwed as usual. Oh well, pass me a fork I'm starving.

edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food.

Damn, when I saw the title of this thread I thought MurderDoll was fessing up a blow job !!!!!!!!! :confused:

[stacilayne]

Anyone read the book about the real-life cannibal convicted in Germany last year? It's really fascinating (and gross...)

http://horror.about.com/od/books/gr/bk_cannibal.htm

Not on this topic, but I'm in the middle of another great true crime book called Bestial, about a serial killer in the 1920's. It's by Harold Schechter.

Staci

[kpropain]

Originally posted by stacilayne
Anyone read the book about the real-life cannibal convicted in Germany last year? It's really fascinating (and gross...)

http://horror.about.com/od/books/gr/bk_cannibal.htm



Staci

Hmm sounds really tasty


Buh dum pssshh....

[filmmaker2]

Now......um.......uh....................

What about the little cats? Can we feed them too?

Do the cats get to eat some peoples?

Please, think of the kittens

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Now......um.......uh....................

What about the little cats? Can we feed them too?

Do the cats get to eat some peoples?

Please, think of the kittens Would that be considered 'CATibalism'? :D





Oh...That was TERRIBLE....


I should be slapped for that one...lol

[lbuie]

This is a very scarey thread the person who started it should be erased from the world:o :o :o :o

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by lbuie
This is a very scarey thread the person who started it should be erased from the world:o :o :o :o

probably.

[filmmaker2]

A modest proposal.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
A modest proposal.

I've always said Irish children shouldn't be eaten.

...They should be mixed with coffee and drank.

[EXTR3MIST]

Well? Give me one good reason.

So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.

but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as... blah blah blah

You can eat me anytime, bitch.

:cool:

[mustang]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO i like dees ppls alot dey almosh ash crazy ash i am:p

[kpropain]

Originally posted by mustang
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO i like dees ppls alot dey almosh ash crazy ash i am:p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FLAME%20PICS/NOTLAME.jpg