*blush*

[barbra]

alright, name something you've done that you would never admit to any one ever but you would post it here cause its hdc.


when I was taking a piano lesson when I was 12 I had a really mean teacher. anyways she wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I pissed in my chair as I was playing my scales off for her.

[MoonLit Meadow]

LMAO.

I'll be brave.

When I was like 5 and at the beach with my sister, I didn't want to get out of the water so I shit in my bathing suit ;) She had to go and get me a towel so that I could get out of the water-that way I could wrap it around me and nobody would see;)
ahahahahahaha.

*RUNS*

[barbra]

liberating huh?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by barbra
liberating huh?

Yeah, I'm really not ashamed ;) I'm sure alot of people will laugh at my expense, but they'll also be the same people who'll be too shy to post anything ;) I wasn't the first 5 year old to shit my pants at the beach.

[evil_blonde]

When I was younger I discovered my parents had porn.
I was intruiged, so I actually looked at it.

Idk, I couldn't think of anything.

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMAO.

I'll be brave.

When I was like 5 and at the beach with my sister, I didn't want to get out of the water so I shit in my bathing suit ;) She had to go and get me a towel so that I could get out of the water-that way I could wrap it around me and nobody would see;)
ahahahahahaha.

*RUNS*

in a related story, I was sick or something one day during a vacation to Florida, and since I DIDN'T want to shit my swim trunks, I yelled "I have to go poop!". That's actually the very last thing on one of the home movie tapes from that trip. Me yelling "I have to go poop!" IIRC, later that day was the first time I ever saw Home Alone

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
in a related story, I was sick or something one day during a vacation to Florida, and since I DIDN'T want to shit my swim trunks, I yelled "I have to go poop!". That's actually the very last thing on one of the home movie tapes from that trip. Me yelling "I have to go poop!" IIRC, later that day was the first time I ever saw Home Alone

LMAO!!!! ;) That's great;)

[ItsAlive75]

I got so drunk I shit my pants mid-stride once.

:D

[barbra]

are people scared of being embarassed on the internet or something?


sometimes I sniff my fingers after they have been places.

[Babygurl20]

Here goes.......................when I was little I had this chihuahua dog and it used to hump EVERYTHING. Well, I wondered what all the fuss was about and so I tried it on the corner of the mattress and my mom walked in and just looked at me weird. She still to this day remembers that. Never did find out why that damn dog humped everything. ;)

*exits with face hidden in hands*

[slasherman]

Originally posted by barbra


sometimes I sniff my fingers after they have been places.
...and it smelled like fish or shit ?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by slasherman
...and it smelled like fish or shit ?

Out of BOUNDS a bit?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Out of BOUNDS a bit?


Agreed. Totally uncalled for.

[barbra]

Originally posted by slasherman
...and it smelled like fish or shit ? ear wax or navel

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by slasherman
...and it smelled like fish or shit ?

:D

[Haunted]

I once showed this guy my clit ring...via web cam.

[jenna26]

When I was fifteen, I went to school with a guy that was the most gorgeous guy I had ever seen up close. And it is weird, because even then I didn't really care about that kind of thing, but apparently, he was the exception.....

Anyway, I was walking down some steps one time and he walked by. I was so busy looking at him as he walked by that I missed a step and sprained my ankle.:o

I have never been so embarassed in my life...LOL...he did help me to the nurse's office though. Which was kind of fun actually. :p

[ItsAlive75]

Similar thing, in high school I saw a hot girl walking above me on a flight of stairs and I misstepped and fell down a whole flight of stairs. When I hit the bottom I sprained my ankle, and since it was in between classes everyone was standing there... then they all laughed.

Definitely did not help my high school career.

[jenna26]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Similar thing, in high school I saw a hot girl walking above me on a flight of stairs and I misstepped and fell down a whole flight of stairs. When I hit the bottom I sprained my ankle, and since it was in between classes everyone was standing there... then they all laughed.

Definitely did not help my high school career.

Didn't do too much for mine either. But I was luckier in that very few people actually witnessed the incident. Not that that mattered...lol.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by jenna26
Didn't do too much for mine either. But I was luckier in that very few people actually witnessed the incident. Not that that mattered...lol.

Yeah, the "walk-of-shame" beats everything, you just look more sad than anything... shuffling along, wincing with every step. I had to walk ALONE, I didn't have no big strapping guy to help me like you did.:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by hellboy
Did you want one? LMAO!!! Just kidding.:p

Shit, with a sprained ankle? Fuck yeah, I'll take one! I'll take two!

[jenna26]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Yeah, the "walk-of-shame" beats everything, you just look more sad than anything... shuffling along, wincing with every step. I had to walk ALONE, I didn't have no big strapping guy to help me like you did.:D

LMAO....Yeah, except the whole time I was aware that I was leaning against the guy whose ass had distracted me in the first place.....and he knew it......

Not that he seemed bothered by that fact....:rolleyes:

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
I see.:p

I'm pretty sure I turned about five shades of red, but he was nice and didn't comment on it. You could tell he was dying to though....he was just sooooooooo amused.....:o

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
I'm sure there was no hesitation in him to help out a hottie in her time of need.;) So he jumped right on you.......I mean it, lol.:p :p

Well, he didn't hesitate, but somehow I doubt that was his motivation.....I think that along with being amused, he also felt kind of guilty....it was after all, all his fault....:D lol

[Iniquity]

most embarassing time was when I found out my dad was cheating on my mom.

I was with this girl in her bedroom, she didnt know my parents, I didnt know hers, all I know is I freaked out when I heard my dads voice in the house. Thought I was busted or something. Then the girl tells me, 'its ok that's just my moms boyfriend", :eek: I was like WHAT? and after I embarassingly informed her who that person was, pretty much killing the mood for anything I proceeded into the living room to make sure my dad was thoroughly cock blocked.

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
If your eyes werent glued to his ass, you wouldnt have tripped.:p Its not COMPLETELY his fault. I'm sure he was thinking about where he would've liked to put his hands at the time.;)

Ha! He intentionally walked by me, knowing that there was no way I could tear my eyes away. Men. :rolleyes:

Kidding, I'm kidding.....I was completely responsible for the fall.....I admit it......*Sighs* But he didn't have to be quite so pleased with himself...LOL....

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
Intentionally walked by you. Hmmmmmm. You have complete control of your eyes sweetie. You knew full well what you were doing.:p
You've admitted you were responsable, now admit that you didnt actually sprain your ankle. :p

LMAO.....I did sprain my ankle, I did! :D

And it hurt like hell....:(

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
Not going to defend yourself anymore? Shucks, this was getting fun.

You were faking it, you were faking it! lol;)

I don't have to defend myself thank you very much. I am not the kind of girl that would fake an injury just to get a guy to notice her.....

Okay, maybe I am....

But I was not faking....:p

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
I'm taking notes.:p
Tee hee.
So what other injuries did you fake?:D

I have never....that was a joke....:mad:

Everytime I have taken a fall and embarrassed myself horribly in front of someone it has been genuine. I don't have to fake it, I'm just clumsy by nature.....

:p

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
*scribbles down; Clumsy by nature"*

Ok, so how many times has this "clumsy by nature" falling down thing happened in front of a guy who's ass you happened to be molesting with your eyes?:p

LMAO....I should have never admitted to this.....you are enjoying this way too much.....:o

Only once......that's my story and I am sticking to it.....

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
You know why I'm enjoying it, too. lol:p
See, I've got you blushing. The idea of the thread. My job is done.

And you must tell that story. The only once *coughs, bullshit, coughs* story.;)

The guy in high school is the only guy I ever "fell" for.....hahaha.....

yeah, lame.....:rolleyes:

I have a multitude of other embarrassing incidents involving the opposite sex though......but I am not telling those stories. We would be here all night. :p

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Iniquity
most embarassing time was when I found out my dad was cheating on my mom.

I was with this girl in her bedroom, she didnt know my parents, I didnt know hers, all I know is I freaked out when I heard my dads voice in the house. Thought I was busted or something. Then the girl tells me, 'its ok that's just my moms boyfriend", :eek: I was like WHAT? and after I embarassingly informed her who that person was, pretty much killing the mood for anything I proceeded into the living room to make sure my dad was thoroughly cock blocked. That is TOO weird...And had to be incredibly awkward....Looks like you and your dad have similar taste in women, huh?...Yeah, I know, that was in poor taste...That had to suck...

I can't think of anything incredibly embarassing that I've really done...I'll have to keep thinking on it...

[jenna26]

Originally posted by bloodrayne

I can't think of anything incredibly embarassing that I've really done...I'll have to keep thinking on it...

Come on now, there must be something..... or else you are incredibly lucky.....and not clumsy.....;)

I have a few, but I know I am not owning up to anymore....LOL...

[ENTITY2000]

i took a girls toothbrush i didn't like and scraped the toilet with it after i pissed!!!!!!!! i mean not counting the midew and shit stains in it! i hope she had a shitty morning:D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by hellboy
I'm sure she did.

I walked in on a teacher and a student using my morning radio station desk as a battering ram my senior year.:D I didnt blush, but they sure as hell were.:D
holy shit!!11 it's another mary kay story. neway is there neone who would've fucked their highschool teacher????:confused:

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by jenna26
Come on now, there must be something..... or else you are incredibly lucky.....and not clumsy.....;)

Seriously...My faux pas are usually verbal...*see Funny Freudian Slips thread* :)

[bloodrayne]

Oh WAIT!!!...I just remembered one...I suppose it could be considered 'embarassing'...I mean, if I woulda cared...lol

My embarassing moment (http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=209279&highlight=recovering#post209279)

[Gren the cake]

i nkow ive got tons, but i cant think of any right now. and even if i did, i probably told a buncha people already by now

*thinking*