Funniest thing you ever did?

[~Wildfire~]

once me and a couple of friends got on a table at a friends party and danced Coyote Ugly style


how about you guys?

[Marroe]

oh yeah, this one time....at band camp......

[The STE]

during late senior year, they handed out Senior Surveys. Stuff like Best Dressed and shit. Me and my friend filled one out with all joke names and put this one guy's name on it and turned it in. I copied it to a Word document, here's part of it:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Ravenbomb/SS.jpg

[Elvis_Christ]

:rolleyes: Fuck's sake.......... this is some real funny shit you guys get up too.

[jenna26]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
:rolleyes: Fuck's sake.......... this is some real funny shit you guys get up too.

Well, what about you, huh? :p

I have no sense of humor, so I have nothing to offer.....
:rolleyes:

Well, that's not strictly true, but everything I could offer is pretty embarassing.....for me.....so I will just shut up now.

:D

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
P/M me some of the funny shit, and I'll let you know if it would be considered embarassing to you or not as far as we're concerned.:p

Um, nice try, but no way.....:D

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by jenna26
Well, what about you, huh? :p

I have no sense of humor, so I have nothing to offer.....
:rolleyes:

Well, that's not strictly true, but everything I could offer is pretty embarassing.....for me.....so I will just shut up now.

:D

I haven't done anything remotley funny enough to post on such a haliarious thread as this.

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
How about if I begged?:( I'm poastive I wont blush. You might;) but I wont.:D

You can beg if you want, but I am still not going to tell you.....:p

[jenna26]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I haven't done anything remotley funny enough to post on such a haliarious thread as this.

Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, I am sure you could think of something ......


Wait, that was sarcasm wasn't it? Geez.....I am so smart....:rolleyes:

:D

[The STE]

thought mine was pretty funny...'specially considering Chris *Last Name Omitted* got called to the principal's office because of it

[Elvis_Christ]

Once we brought a horse into the Dean's office and got some fat guy to shoot it who was pledging to our fraternity (we were using blanks - to trick him). The horse had a heart attack and died anyway. I thought that was kinda funny.

[Gren the cake]

i supposedly do some pretty funny stuff, but they escape right now

i could sit here and try to think of something, except i have to go shower. im leaving for san jose friday230pm and not coming back till sunday night. tonight is the last night i get to see my bf, and this will be the last night for a few days where i can try to get him to choke me

1st time, he 'didnt hear.' 2nd time he just plain 'didnt want to.' well as they say.. 3rd times a charm ;)

[Elvis_Christ]

That's real perverted man. Remember what happened to Michael Hutchence......

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
OH YOU WILL! SOMEDAY, YOU WILL AND YOU'LL HAVE NO CHOICE!


Remember these words, ok?;) :p

Uh-huh.....sure, whatever you say..... :rolleyes:

;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Once we brought a horse into the Dean's office and got some fat guy to shoot it who was pledging to our fraternity (we were using blanks - to trick him). The horse had a heart attack and died anyway. I thought that was kinda funny.

Animal House, right? I can never keep those type movies straight

[jenna26]

Originally posted by The STE
Animal House, right? I can never keep those type movies straight

Yep, it is Animal House....lol.

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
Fine, dont tell.:p

You sure did give up easily.....how disappointing.....;)

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by jenna26
Yep, it is Animal House....lol.

Now that was the funniest thing I ever did :p

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
tonight is the last night i get to see my bf, and this will be the last night for a few days where i can try to get him to choke me

1st time, he 'didnt hear.' 2nd time he just plain 'didnt want to.' well as they say.. 3rd times a charm ;)

This would be funny if I didn't believe her. But since I do, it's just kinda fucked up...



Elvis trying to pass off a scene from Animal House as his funny story was kinda funny too.

[bwind22]

Here's my funny story...

Me & about a dozen friends rented a ski-in/ski-out chalet at a ski resort in northern Minnesota for a weekend.

Well, once we got there we decided drinking was funner than skiing or snowboarding so we pretty much got wasted all weekend. On the last night, for no apparent reason other than being intoxicated to the point that I thought it would be hilarious, I went in to the loft area and took a piss over the edge... Right on to a group of my friends playing dominoes on the table below.

I was right. It was hilarious! (At least it was to me and a few other people who were lucky enough to be sitting on the other side of the room watching tv out of harms way.) The friends who got wet didn't think it was as funny though and they were actually quite pissed... (No pun intended.)

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by bwind22
Elvis trying to pass off a scene from Animal House as his funny story was kinda funny too.

I wanted to fool more people :(

Did your friends get you back for pissing on them?

[The_Return]

Last day of school this year, me and one of my frierds bought dowls and McDonalds cups, put the cups on the dowels, and ran around screaming. We scared some tourists:)

[Tat2]

A couple of years ago, in my local Pub there was a group of about 15 of us at two different tabels an isle apart getting shit faced as usual. We began playing "Condom Vollyball" across the two tables (which is fun...when your drunk anyway). One of their return shots was headed for the point zone and I had to dive for it to block the point. I dove completely from my chair, landing my left side just perfectly into the side rail of the chair next to me...
breaking three of my ribs!

By the way, I kept them from scoring and didn't spill my beer! Sometimes you gotta make sacrifices for your team mates!


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! What fun.





Oh...and I haven't played the game since.

:D

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Tat2

By the way, I kept them from scoring and didn't spill my beer! Sometimes you gotta make sacrifices for your team mates!


lol :p

[novadawn969]

Originally posted by The STE
during late senior year, they handed out Senior Surveys. Stuff like Best Dressed and shit. Me and my friend filled one out with all joke names and put this one guy's name on it and turned it in. I copied it to a Word document, here's part of it:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Ravenbomb/SS.jpg


thats just sad considering that I actually know a Mike Hunt and Dick Hacker. wow. poor bastards. :D

Everything aside, my funny is yesterday my friend pissed me off so while she was drinking a can of soda, I said penis, and it came out of her nose. lol. mess w/ me bitches. Thats just yesterday, imagine my whole life. not the funniest, but the first one I thought of... *maniacle laughter*

[Hate_Breeder]

This one time i was walking through the old folks home and this one lady who i think was semi crazy bumped into me with her walker and mumbled something...but to get the point i had to shank her in the neck! I found it pretty funny, but the cops thought otherwise

[Elvis_Christ]

^^ You stabbed Urgeok? :eek:

[ItsAlive75]

I went with a few friends to a frat party (guh), and my best friend's girlfriend (who's an idiot asshole) threw a beer can at some guy's head when he wasn't looking (she was drunk). Nobody knew who threw it, and all these frat guys were going apeshit tryin' to figure it out.

So I cleared my throat, took a step to the side, and pointed right at her. They chased her and my buddy out of the house, and the rest of us got to drink the night away.

[bloodrayne]

Well...I can't think of anything REALLY funny...But, I have one that's 'kinda' funny......

I was going to Media Play so my sister asked me to pick up a Rabbit Reader Computer Program for her 4 year-old daughter...She said, "Keep the receit because I need it for a $5 rebate"...So, I took her the receit and the Rabbit Reader...She looks at the receit and says..."*sigh* I can't send this in for a rebate to a preschool computer program company"...I asked, "Why not?"...She replied, "Sissy...This receit says 'Rabbit Reader, Gates Of Hell, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre"....lol...




So WHAT?!.....Damn, she's such a prude...lol

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
^^ You stabbed Urgeok? :eek:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ohhhh that was pretty good. Phew, i need to go to bed:p

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I wanted to fool more people :(

Did your friends get you back for pissing on them?

Nope. It was our last night there. About half the people were still pissed about it in the morning, but then everyone went home and after a week or so, it had blown over and become nothing more than a pretty funny story.

[Elvis_Christ]

^^ Got away with it huh? Man I'd done something REALLY bad to you to get you back!

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ohhhh that was pretty good. Phew, i need to go to bed:p

Now that's THE funniest thing I've done! :p