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jay o2 waster
06-29-2005, 04:00 PM
I just burped and it smelled like a fart... seriously. it is one of the most mind boggling things that i have ever expirenced in my entire life... hands down:confused:
Marroe
06-29-2005, 04:04 PM
wowserz
ENTITY2000
06-29-2005, 04:06 PM
did you eat any boiled eggs!!!!!!!!!:D
jay o2 waster
06-29-2005, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
did you eat any boiled eggs!!!!!!!!!:D I haven't eaten much at all today
bwind22
06-29-2005, 05:26 PM
I bet you have been holding a shit in for too long and it's starting to back up in to your throat. Just let it go man, let it go...
ItsAlive75
06-29-2005, 09:17 PM
This is my new favorite thread.
Sometimes when you don't eat a lot, your burps and farts are like, 10 times as pungeunt. But I've never heard of one of em' adopting the stench of the other.
You, my friend, are special.:D
bloodrayne
06-29-2005, 09:23 PM
You should fart and see if it smells like a burp...Hmm, have you been standing on your head a lot lately?
HEY...Maybe it was like in that joke...You know...A smart fart that took the elevator?.....HEY, I'm not the one that made up the joke:o
lol
ItsAlive75
06-29-2005, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
HEY...Maybe it was like in that joke...You know...A smart fart that took the elevator
hahahaha
I'm using that. I can use that, right? Can I use that?
bloodrayne
06-29-2005, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
hahahaha
I'm using that. I can use that, right? Can I use that? Like I said...It's not mine...So, I suppose you can do what you like with it...It's supposed to be the definition of a burp...
Also...The reason why some farts stink and some don't is supposed to be because some farts have to squeeze around a turd....Kinda gross, huh?
ItsAlive75
06-29-2005, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Also...The reason why some farts stink and some don't is supposed to be because some farts have to squezze around a turd....Kinda gross, huh?
I think we're about done here...
bloodrayne
06-29-2005, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I think we're about done here... LOL...Sorryhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/Angels_teu20.gif :D
ShankS
06-30-2005, 02:47 AM
better to burp and taste it, than to fart and waste it.
Haunted
06-30-2005, 02:51 AM
There's a website somewhere that is completely dedicated to all you ever wanted to know about farts. It was very interesting. Apparently, snakes have the worst farts of all in the animal kingdom.
Anyone with a snake care to comment.
ShankS
06-30-2005, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
There's a website somewhere that is completely dedicated to all you ever wanted to know about farts. It was very interesting. Apparently, snakes have the worst farts of all in the animal kingdom.
Anyone with a snake care to comment.
well... I've got one down my pants... It spits, not farts.
:D
Elvis_Christ
06-30-2005, 03:07 AM
:rolleyes:
fannyface
06-30-2005, 03:35 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
well... I've got one down my pants... It spits, not farts.
:D
aren't you scared it might bite you on the willy? :confused:
Haunted
06-30-2005, 04:30 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
well... I've got one down my pants... It spits, not farts.
:D
Does your trouser snake fart? Heheh a "dick fart." "Did you cum or did you just fart in me?" heeheehoodyhoo!
I knew I should have added the notation: Please, no trouser snake comments.
Vodstok
06-30-2005, 04:36 AM
Maybe he was putting food up his ass like in that southpark episode....
And Haunted...
Ew..... :)
ItsAlive75
06-30-2005, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Maybe he was putting food up his ass like in that southpark episode....
If that was the case there'd be a whole lot more than a fart comin' out.
urgeok
06-30-2005, 07:54 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
There's a website somewhere that is completely dedicated to all you ever wanted to know about farts. It was very interesting. Apparently, snakes have the worst farts of all in the animal kingdom.
Anyone with a snake care to comment.
i suppose eating a live rat whole, and letting it slowly digest in your stomach for days might be condusive to some pretty ill smelling gas..
Originally posted by urgeok
i suppose eating a live rat whole, and letting it slowly digest in your stomach for days might be condusive to some pretty ill smelling gas..
How nice....i just sat down to lunch.
urgeok
06-30-2005, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by newb
How nice....i just sat down to lunch.
rat, or something smaller ... mouse ?
Actually i broke down and bought lunch today.....meatball sub.
I suppose this should go in the "last thing ate" thread.
urgeok
06-30-2005, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by newb
Actually i broke down and bought lunch today.....meatball sub.
I suppose this should go in the "last thing ate" thread.
i did the same .. chicken fried noodles ..