What a night.

[jay o2 waster]

Man tonight was a funny night. I am at work, its about 11:45 p.m. I work at wendys by the way and we close at midnight. so we are getting shit ready for close. This girl i work with was going to hang out in the parking lot and get drunk. So Im in a hurry to get out fast. Its all going well until i hit my elbow on the corner of a stainless steel counter thing. I didn't think nothing of it. but to be sure it wasnt bleeding i asked the girl to checke it out for me. here is how the conversation went:

Me: Check out my elbow Laurn.

Laurn: Your going to need stitches.

I thought she was joking until blood starting jushing down my arm. so i go sit down with a towle and try and stop the bleeding. She goes and gets the manager and i tell him what happened. He said I should be fine. But if it dont stop bleeding i'll need stitches. 30 minutes and 5 towles later they finish closing and it still hasnt stoped bleeding. My Manager called the store's General Manager and asks where to take me for stitches (cause the store has a certin medstation for their insurance.) he hangs up the phone. and calls me in the office. shuts the door and says: Now this is veryimportant. I'm like ok what. If we go and get this stitched up through workmans comp, Wendys requires a drug test....


oh shit..

me and my manager both know thats not gonna be happening. So i am left with the option of telling my mom what happened and ........why i cant use wendys insurence.


so i call home and tell moms what up. (went better than i expected) well she tells me to go to the emergency care and just give them my social security card and our insurance info will come up. well on the way me, my manager and laurn stop at a gass station and i realized my cut wasn't bleeding as bad. so we decide that in a last ditch effort before driving alllllllllll the way to the hospital we would try super glue... (im still looking forward to getting wasted btw.) Did'nt work too well so we went to the hospital. we get there and the docter said that the super glue will do just fine. no need for stitches.

FUCK FUCK FUCK...

[Marroe]

superglue? Won't that shit get into your bloodstream?

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Marroe
superglue? Won't that shit get into your bloodstream? Doctor said that there should be no problems

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
we get there and the docter said that the super glue will do just fine. no need for stitches.

FUCK FUCK FUCK...



definitely never heard of that before

[ChEEbA]

definitely never heard of that before

Don't quote me on this or anything...but...I'm pretty sure that wounds (and, big...like, combat related ones) were one of the original applications OF superglue.

[ShankS]

superglue repairs anything...

[Haunted]

Wow! That was really very weird...and yet, interesting.

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Don't quote me on this or anything...but...I'm pretty sure that wounds (and, big...like, combat related ones) were one of the original applications OF superglue.

almost right..

Super glue was discovered during World War II when searching for a way to make synthetic gun-sights (a substitute for spider silk). They were trying to make clear plastic sights, but it did not solve this problem, since it stuck to all the parts used to handle it making the sight non-adjustable.

After they put it away for a few years and moved on to something else the guy who invented it apparently had someone get severely injured and no help was readily available so he used the glue to hold the wound together to keep them from bleeding to death. It worked so well, he ended up selling it to the military as a battledressing of sorts for chest wounds etc. Doctors today use it but in different chemical makeup than the original designed for medical use. The superglue jay used is probably just common household glue *strongest variety you can get* and he's lucky he didnt put too much on since during the curing/polymerization phase it could have very well bonded all the way to the bone leaving him with a VERY uncomfortable situation depending on how his arm was positioned when it took effect.

a lot of people believe it was designed for use in VietNam but in reality the military didnt technically "approve" its use for a battledressing, but since it managed to save lives they overlooked its use.

*this batch of otherwise useless information has been brought to you by the letter I and the number 8903820 in accordance with the Phnomne Public Address System a wholly owned subsidiary of Iniquity, Inc.*

[Haunted]

Again....How very interesting. Bonded straight through to the bone, eh? That would have sucked.

Iniquity, just curious, where did you learn all that?

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by Haunted
Iniquity, just curious, where did you learn all that?

aside from the fact that I snowboard, skydive, drag race, mud bog, 4 years active military service, misspent youth and an uncanny ability to get injured but no desire to seek a hospital for assistance. I just pick it up here and there.

Mental note, though it woulda hurt like a mother and a half *in a good way :D * he coulda pinched the meat and just stapled it with an office stapler too.

[orangestar]

Originally posted by Iniquity


Mental note, though it woulda hurt like a mother and a half *in a good way :D * he coulda pinched the meat and just stapled it with an office stapler too.

The "meat"

*shudder*

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by orangestar
The "meat"

*shudder*

lol I woulda said the pink stuff, but Im not sure if Jay was under the influence of any illegal substances at the time and dont know if he plans on reproducing some time down the road or not. ;)

[barbra]

Originally posted by Iniquity
dont know if he plans on reproducing some time down the road or not. ;) what does his elbow have to do with reproducing?

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by barbra
what does his elbow have to do with reproducing?

when I made reference to pink stuff, I was worried he might staple his nether regions ;)

[barbra]

Originally posted by Iniquity
when I made reference to pink stuff, I was worried he might staple his nether regions ;) like the nipple, a males 'nether regions' come in various shapes, sizes and colors.

for a second I though you knew some neat trick with your elbow. I was going to ask you to have a seminar

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by barbra
for a second I though you knew some neat trick with your elbow. I was going to ask you to have a seminar

Seminars are as follows:

Suspension v1.1 *no prerequisite*

Erotic Asphyxia v3.2 *prerequisite - Suspension*

Freaky Elbow Lovin v5.9 *prequisite - Erotic Asphyxia*;)

[newb]

Originally posted by Iniquity
Seminars are as follows

Freaky Elbow Lovin v5.9 *prequisite - Erotic Asphyxia*;)

guest speaker

http://www.inxs.com/galleries/img/25_02.jpg

[Haunted]

Cold cold cold, Newb.:D You know it is unwise to speak ill of the dead. You may be cursed with INXS's Kick playing constantly in your brain.

[newb]

Originally posted by Haunted
Cold cold cold, Newb.:D You know it is unwise to speak ill of the dead. You may be cursed with INXS's Kick playing constantly in your brain.

Come on
Come on

Come on

Come on

I look around
Unsatisfied
At what they're giving me
Then I think
To myself
Is there someone else
Who feels the same as me
Do you feel the same baby

When my back is broken
When the mountain moves away
All the dreams and promises
That we give
We give away

Sometimes you kick
Sometimes you get kicked
Sometimes you kick
Sometimes you get kicked




Look ahead
But don't mix it up
Baby look ahead
To better days
And better ways
Make peace
With flesh and blood
Make peace
With your love

Nothing more I could ask of you
In the end this is the truth

When my back is broken
When the mountain moves away
All the dreams and promises
That we give
We give away

Sometimes you kick
Sometimes you get kicked
Sometimes you kick
Sometimes you get kicked


MAKE IT STOP...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[urgeok]

i always liked INXS - from WAY back ..

[ChEEbA]

Yup...good stuff.
What a dissapointment, they were cool.
Fucking disgrace how they're replacing MH though...

[Vodstok]

Very true. At least they didnt stick with Terrance Trent D'arby. Arrogant fuck....

[urgeok]

i just took a look at the discography - looks like the only album i dont have is the very 1st one - simply called INXS (1980)