Who is going to this???? Horror convention

[meetthecreeper]

www.flashbackweekend.com

Rarely does the Creeper ever leave the serenity of The Shire and head into Mordor, but for a horror convention such as this I have to.

Plan on getting a hotel room for the nite, not that I will be needing it. Your all invited to help me trash the hotel room as long as we put it on a stolen credit card.

They have a late nite drive in movies screen set up in the parking lot, course you have to bring your lawn chairs, there is no room for cars to be parked there.

Look for me. I will be the longhaired guy that looks like a combination between Lemmy and Rob Zombie. No doubt I will be wearing black, a cowboy hat and a shirt that says WWCD. You can figure that one out on your own. I will not be signing autographs, unless your a hott vampyress model.

I may or may not be drooling over Adrian Barbeau (soo me I spelled her name wrong) I may or may not be intoxicated and I will defin. be carrying a weapon of some sort, probably something sharp.

My mistress will be with me, you will wonder what a beauty like her is doing with a monster like me, I often ask myself the same question.

I may invite you to my room for a human sacrifice, you can be the guest of honor.

Might as well live up to the Christian Rights idea of a Witch.

You have more than a month, make plans now. If you live less than an 100 miles away from Shitcago you have no fukin excuses.


Almost forgot,its a mile and a half from Ohare airport and if you are stupid enough to fly (didnt you see Twilight Zone the Movie?) I may or may not come pick you up:p

[Haunted]

Now THAT is an invitation. Fuck Hallmark, Creeper, you should start your own business.

[urgeok]

i'm going to the Rue-Morgue one in toronto in August..
3 days of horror nerd geekdom and i'm going to eat up every second of it and take a million pictures..

[Vodstok]

Nothing like this ever comes to New England....


Probably because 90% of the population up here are assholes. Salem goes all out every halloween, but trying to get parkling is so bad that it's not worth the trip.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by urgeok
i'm going to the Rue-Morgue one in toronto in August..
3 days of horror nerd geekdom and i'm going to eat up every second of it and take a million pictures.. This one should be so sweet. Im gonna spend so much money :D

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by urgeok
i'm going to the Rue-Morgue one in toronto in August..
3 days of horror nerd geekdom and i'm going to eat up every second of it and take a million pictures.. This one should be so sweet. Im gonna spend so much money :D





stupid puter duble posting :mad:

[bwind22]

I'm not withing 100 miles of Chicago, but I'm within 500.

I might check it out if I got the time to take off work.

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Haunted
Now THAT is an invitation. Fuck Hallmark, Creeper, you should start your own business.

I have my moments I guess.

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by urgeok
i'm going to the Rue-Morgue one in toronto in August..
3 days of horror nerd geekdom and i'm going to eat up every second of it and take a million pictures..

I so want to go to the Festival of Fear, maybe next year, if they let me across the border.

I heard you have to sing the Canadian national anthem to the border guards.

I can do it on the kazoo, but that is as good as it gets.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
I so want to go to the Festival of Fear, maybe next year, if they let me across the border.

I heard you have to sing the Canadian national anthem to the border guards.

I can do it on the kazoo, but that is as good as it gets.


i'm sure you can get away with just doing a beaver impersonation ..

shit i dont think i even know the words to the canadian national anthem anymore ...

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by urgeok
i'm sure you can get away with just doing a beaver impersonation ..

shit i dont think i even know the words to the canadian national anthem anymore ...

I dont have the tail for it.

I can do a pretty convincing sea otter.

Just lay on my back and bust shit open with rocks.

[Vodstok]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but that is a sea otter.


Urge, it's "ohhhhh Canadaaaaa, our home and something something....."


Or somehting like that. Hey, almost know 2 words of it too :)

[newb]

You lazy bastards.


O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

[newb]

And for those wanting to know the national anthem for Zimbabwe.

Phakamisan iflegi yethu yeZimbabwe
Eyazalwa yimpi yenkululeko;
Legaz' elinengi lamaqhawe ethu
Silivikele ezithan izonke;
Kalibusisiwe ilizwe leZimbabwe.

Khangelan' iZimbabwe yon' ihlotshiwe
Ngezintaba lang' miful' ebukekayo,
Izulu kaline, izilimo zande;
Iz' sebenzi zenam', abantu basuthe;
Kalibusisiwe ilizwe leZimbabwe.

Nkosi busis' ilizwe lethu leZimbabwe
Ilizwe labokhokho bethu thina sonke;
Kusuk' eZambezi kusiy' eLimpopo
Abakhokheli babe lobuqotho;
Kalibusisiwe ilizwe leZimbabwe.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
And for those wanting to know the national anthem for Zimbabwe.

Phakamisan iflegi yethu yeZimbabwe
Eyazalwa yimpi yenkululeko;
Legaz' elinengi lamaqhawe ethu
Silivikele ezithan izonke;
Kalibusisiwe ilizwe leZimbabwe.

Khangelan' iZimbabwe yon' ihlotshiwe
Ngezintaba lang' miful' ebukekayo,
Izulu kaline, izilimo zande;
Iz' sebenzi zenam', abantu basuthe;
Kalibusisiwe ilizwe leZimbabwe.

Nkosi busis' ilizwe lethu leZimbabwe
Ilizwe labokhokho bethu thina sonke;
Kusuk' eZambezi kusiy' eLimpopo
Abakhokheli babe lobuqotho;
Kalibusisiwe ilizwe leZimbabwe.


sung to the tune of : Stairway to heaven..

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that is a sea otter.


Urge, it's "ohhhhh Canadaaaaa, our home and something something....."


Or somehting like that. Hey, almost know 2 words of it too :)


Yea sea otter thats what I said, sheesh.

First punctuation Nazis and now this.

Where does it end??:eek: :p

[newb]

China

Qilai!
Buyuanzuo nulide renmen!
Bawomende xierou,
zhucheng women xinde changcheng!
Zhonghua minzu daole zuiweixiande shihou,
meigeren beipozhe fachu zuihoude housheng.
Qilai!
Qilai!
Qilai!
Women wanzhongyixing,
maozhe dirende paohuo qianjin!
Maozhe dirende paohuo qianjin!
Qianjin!
Qianjin!
Jin!

[newb]

ROCK & ROLL national anthem....per request

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Yea sea otter thats what I said, sheesh.

First punctuation Nazis and now this.

Where does it end??:eek: :p


it ends fast with Vod as soon as you point out his numerous typos and spelling mistakes :)

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by newb
China

Qilai!
Buyuanzuo nulide renmen!
Bawomende xierou,
zhucheng women xinde changcheng!
Zhonghua minzu daole zuiweixiande shihou,
meigeren beipozhe fachu zuihoude housheng.
Qilai!
Qilai!
Qilai!
Women wanzhongyixing,
maozhe dirende paohuo qianjin!
Maozhe dirende paohuo qianjin!
Qianjin!
Qianjin!
Jin!

LMAO

How about Zimbabwee??

[newb]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
LMAO

How about Zimbabwee??

go back a page

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by newb
go back a page

LMFAO

not only did I miss it but I spelled the name of the country wrong on top of it.

It has been a long boring day.

[Zero]

I'm thinking of going to Shriekfest in LA - www.shriekfest.com

has anyone been to one - I've heard its great for independent and new filmmakers - but I've not been.

ZERO